Everyone looked at each other in confusion. It sounded like Li Yunze was familiar with the big insect.
"Store."
After regaining his composure, Li Yunze said seriously, "Go and cut two kilograms of cooked beef for each of me. Each of them will have three bowls of wine, and I will serve eighteen bowls!"
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
The shopkeeper hurriedly advised, "Sir, my wine is called 'Tou Ping Xiang' or 'Outdoor Pour'. It is mellow and delicious when you first drink it. After a while, it becomes more powerful and you pour it."
"I understand that too much alcohol can damage the kidneys." Li Yunze nodded and responded, "But I have an iron kidney and am not afraid. And this is Jingyanggang, so of course you have to drink eighteen bowls when you get here. Don't say too much, just talk. Just serve wine and meat.”
The dumbfounded Shi Xiu immediately slapped the table, "Brother is right, that's how it should be! I also want eighteen bowls!"
Li Yunze had nothing to say to such a fool. Just tell Gongsun Sheng and Yang Zhi to agree.
The shopkeeper's persuasion was fruitless, so Yang Zhi simply put the money on the table and could only shake his head and prepare the wine and meat.
It was illegal to kill cows in the Song Dynasty, but the exception was if the cow fell to death.
The killed cow will appear on the dining table for those who can afford it.
As for whether the cow fell to death by himself or someone else, no one will delve into it. This kind of thing is about one thing: you mess with me, I mess with you, and when the mess is over, just pull it off.
The cooked beef is well cooked and the sauce is delicious.
As for the wine, it was pretty good. Of course, it couldn't compare to the imperial wine that Li Yunze drank, but it was pretty good in Yanggu County.
Gongsun Sheng and Yang Zhi stopped after drinking three bowls and ate beef quietly.
Shixiu, a desperate Saburo, has a standard performance of a stupid young man. He pours bowls of drinks into his stomach without saying a word, and after every bowl he will shout, "Happy!" '
With that heroic look, he was afraid that others wouldn't know that he was a hero who traveled around the world.
As for Li Yunze, he sat quietly by the window, drinking slowly and looking at the scenery outside the window.
This is the battle that made Takejiro famous, and it will still be mentioned thousands of years later.
Although the big bug was already a protected animal at that time, it could only be watched from a distance but not beaten.
Since Wu Erlang's identity is used, it is better not to lose his battle to become famous and lose an article in the textbooks of future generations.
Li Yunze decided to maintain Wu Erlang's reputation.
"Punch the southern mountain tiger, kick the northern sea dragon. Bian Bairen in the Lingxiao Palace, and the Tathagata in the Leiyin Temple! Traveling through thousands of worlds, this is how a true hero should be!"
After he finished his eighteen bowls, he went out and ate the two kilograms of cooked beef on the plate in front of him.
When they turned around, Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng were fine, but Shi Xiu had already slipped under the table and snored.
"You don't have the capacity to drink, but you still have to be so heroic." Yang Zhi couldn't stand this.
"It doesn't matter." Li Yunze waved his hand, "This kind of temperament is good, at least it is difficult to be bribed to rebel."
Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng were slightly startled when they heard this, and then hurriedly wanted to show their loyalty.
But Li Yunze had already stood up and said, "Take him with you and set off to Jingyanggang."
Jingyanggang is said to be a hill, but its area is not small.
Li Yunze and others rode horses for several miles up the hill, and saw the government's tiger warning notice in front of the ruined temple on the hillside.
Yang Zhi already held his sword in his hand. Gongsun Sheng was busy taking care of the snoring Shi Xiu, but he also took out the long sword with one hand.
"That doesn't have to be the case."
Li Yunze waved his hands with a smile and said, "Put away your weapons. This big insect belongs to me today. You are not allowed to interfere."
Yang Zhi looked at Li Yunze's expression carefully and saw that except for his rosy complexion, he did not look drunk. "General..."
"This is a military order!"
Yang Zhi immediately fell silent and did not dare to say anything more.
All the way along the mountain road, there are sparse woods on both sides.
As he went deeper into the hills, the horse became more and more restless.
Li Yunze's facial features were sharp and he could already smell a pungent smell.
You don't need to ask too much to know that it is the liquid used by big insects to mark their territory.
In other words, the big insect is nearby!
In an instant, a big, eye-catching white-fronted insect suddenly jumped out of the woods and grass beside the road!
The big insect was very smart. The first thing he attacked was Gongsun Sheng and Shi Xiu, who were at the bottom of the team.
This script is wrong!
Li Yunze, whose face was filled with black lines for a moment, spurned the screenwriter in his heart, pulled out the spear hanging on the winning hook with his backhand, and threw it away as a flying prop.
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Shi Xiu lay on the horse and fell asleep without knowing anything, but Gongsun Sheng was frightened and screamed in his heart, "It's bitter~~~"
He put away his long sword after listening to Li Yunze's words. At this time, he couldn't resist even one or two.
Fortunately, Li Yunze's spear flew over quickly, and the tail of the spear accurately hit the tiger's waist, knocking it away with a huge impact.
However, when it was knocked away, the sharp front claws of the big insect still left a few scratches on the back of Gongsun Sheng's horse.
The horse was in pain and neighed and ran forward.
Li Yunze had already turned over and dismounted. Facing the charging horse, he quickly stepped forward and flipped it to the ground. "Get out of the way!"
He lunged forward and picked up the spear on the ground with his toes.
The painful tiger over there had also come to his senses, with a fierce look in his eyes and shouted filial piety towards Li Yunze.
Yang Zhi, who had drawn his sword, wanted to step forward to help, but was stopped by Gongsun Sheng on the side. "The general said, no help is needed."
"Yes." Yang Zhi eagerly pointed to the tiger over there, "That's a ferocious tiger."
"No need to worry." Gongsun Sheng stroked his beard and smiled, "Didn't you see that the general was so confident that he kept his spear pointed forward with the handle?"
"Ah?" Yang Zhi was even more surprised, "I thought he held it backwards because he was nervous..."
Over there, Li Yunze, who was drunk, was already fighting with the ferocious tiger.
Not only are the tiger's claws sharp, but its powerful intimidation and roar can greatly affect the opponent's mental state. When ordinary people encounter this kind of situation, they may even become so frightened that their limbs become weak and unable to move.
Fortunately, this has no effect on Li Yunze. He is a man who has been wallowing on the battlefield for many years. He has walked through mountains of corpses and seas of blood. The roar of a tiger is nothing.
What's more, the tiger is extremely fast, which is completely crushing compared to humans. Moreover, the tiger palm has huge strength, and one slap can have tons of impact force.
Li Yunze strengthened his strength but not his body, so he used the big gun in his hand to open the distance between him and the tiger.
Every time he swung his big gun, the tiger would roar.
After a few shots, Li Yunze suddenly realized, "Wu Erlang used his fists to fight the tiger. I can't lose my identity!" '
Then he seized the opportunity and chose to throw away the big gun when the tiger jumped up, and went straight towards the tiger with a sliding shovel.
Over there, Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng had smiles on their faces when they saw Li Yunze's immense strength and excellent marksmanship, suppressing the ferocious tiger.
I never thought that Li Yunze would actually throw away his big gun and get up close. He was so scared that he broke into sweat.
Li Yunze, who was sliding and shoveling, took advantage of the tiger passing over his head and kicked up his legs neatly. This move was the rabbit kicking the eagle that Zhou Tong taught him.
Under the huge impact, Meng Hu was kicked directly.
Li Yunze stood up quickly, and while the tiger was falling, he hit it with an iron mountain and hit his ribs.
The huge impact directly broke the tiger's ribs.
Meng Hu screamed and fell to the ground. Li Yunze flew forward and hit Meng Hu hard on the back with an elbow.
The idiom says that the back of a tiger is as strong as a bear's waist. This tiger's back is really extremely strong.
With Li Yunze's terrifying force, his elbow didn't break his spine.
However, this blow also successfully knocked the tiger down.
Li Yunze held down the tiger with one hand, and an extremely powerful force burst out, pinning it to the ground.
The other hand was clenched into a fist as big as a casserole, and he punched his head crazily one after another.
The tiger, which had been hit hard one after another, had tenacious vitality and was still struggling for life.
A pair of front paws kept digging at the ground, digging out two holes.
After a hundred punches, the tiger's struggle finally began to weaken, and blood began to flow from its eye sockets, nostrils, ear holes, and the tiger's mouth.
After all, animals are just like humans, the most critical and important organ is the brain.
Even though he was protected by a hard skull, Li Yunze's strength had already reached the limit of human beings. Even if he didn't smash his skull with so many punches, he would still suffer a concussion.
Under the stimulation of alcohol, Li Yunze, who was already red-eyed, had no intention of stopping.
One punch followed by another hundred punches, until the tiger's skull was smashed to pieces, and then he took a deep breath and stopped.
When he stood up straight, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng not far away, the two people over there were already in a 'w(?Д?)w' state.
They knew that Li Yunze was very powerful and had even killed dozens of horse thieves by himself while riding alone.
But that's only when the equipment is neatly equipped, especially when a bow and arrow are in hand.
Taking Li Yunze's marksmanship as an example, it would not be a problem to shoot an arrow through a tiger's eye.
Unexpectedly, Li Yunze actually chose the most primitive and violent method, using fists!
It's really terrible. He actually hammered a ferocious tiger to death with his fist!
A gust of mountain wind blew by, and Li Yunze, who was sweating profusely, was shaken by the wind. The drunkenness gradually dissipated and reason took over in his mind.
Looking at the silent tiger under his feet, he was also frightened for a while.
'It's all that wine's fault! '
If he hadn't been drunk, Li Yunze would never have taken the initiative to fight the tiger.
Fortunately, the result was quite good. It maintained the character and created a story that will be famous for eternity.
Putting the slightly trembling fist behind his back that was already bleeding and broken, Li Yunze raised his chin and snorted, "Why are you still standing? Come here, pick up this big insect and drag it down the mountain."
Yang Zhi and Gongsun Sheng came back to their senses and hurriedly came over to help clean up.
There was endless shock and admiration in their eyes.
Too powerful, inhuman. The ancient overlord of Chu was nothing more than this.
The tiger was tied to the backs of two horses with ropes, and Yang Zhi led the horses down the mountain.
Li Yunze got on his horse and quietly cleaned up the wound on his fist.
Gongsun Sheng was miserable and still led the horse to take care of Shi Xiu, who was still snoring.
All the way down the mountain to the county government office in Yanggu County, the whole county was boiling!
