Chapter 129: Will kissing give birth to a child? I'll piss all over your face!
After Zhu Ningyun hurriedly exited Li Xiao's room, she hurriedly got into her own room.
And in the dark corner of this inn, there was a person squatting.
If you don't look carefully, you won't even notice it.
This person is Zhu Gaosui, holding a pamphlet and pen in his hand.
Since his father wanted him to be a spy, he felt that in addition to those inventions, the relationship between husband and wife should also be recorded truthfully.
Zhu Gaosui has memorized this booklet densely.
[On February 12, Li Xiao and Zhu Ningyun locked hands and went shopping in public in the town. They even took the opportunity to put their arms around Zhu Ningyun's waist. ]
[On February 13, Li Xiao shouted I love you to Zhu Ningyun in public]
[On February 14, Zhu Ningyun stayed in Li Xiao’s room for three full hours before coming out.]
Seeing this situation, Zhu Gaosui made another note in the booklet.
[On the evening of February 15th, at midnight, Zhu Ningyun hurriedly walked out of Li Xiao's room. He must have done something disgraceful in the room, but he did not stay overnight. ]
After writing this, he closed the booklet and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Soon, he appeared in the darkness outside Zhu Gaoxu's room again.
Zhu Ningyun returned to the room, and Zhang Cuicui had already prepared foot-washing water and was waiting.
"Princess, it's a little late, please rest early."
Zhang Cuicui smiled and said, one look at the flustered look on the princess's face, and she knew what happened.
After saying that, she got up and washed the princess's feet, and joked:
"Princess Princess, it's just us. Even if you go to Li Xiao's place to spend the night, no one will know about it. Cuicui promises not to tell."
"What are you talking about Cuicui?"
Zhu Ningyun felt extremely ashamed when Cuicui saw her coming back so late, "I'm not married yet, how can I spend the night with a man?"
"It's okay. God knows and earth knows that you know and I know." Zhang Cuicui laughed.
For a moment, Zhu Ningyun was made to have wild thoughts. She came back to her senses and cursed: "What a fool, Cuicui, you are just trying to make fun of me. What if I give birth to a child!"
"Just give birth." Zhang Cuicui said with a bright smile: "If you go back with a full belly, the prince will be happy. This is your eldest grandson, and the prince has never given birth to a child."
"Go, go, don't make fun of me anymore."
"Hee hee hee"
Zhang Cuicui stuck out her tongue, said no more, and wiped the princess's feet again.
After washing her feet, Zhu Ningyun lay on the bed and slept, but she tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep again.
It's over, it's over, I kissed Li Xiao today, they are so close. Could it be possible that I'm pregnant?
Thinking of what just happened, Zhu Ningyun was very worried.
She got pregnant before she even got married, which was rumored to be a bit unruly.
Zhang Cuicui blew out the lamp and lay down on another small bed to sleep.
After a while, Zhu Ningyun's voice came from the room.
"Cui Cui. Are you asleep?"
"Nope."
"Come sleep with me."
"Um."
Whenever she was scared or couldn't sleep at night, she would ask Zhang Cuicui to sleep with her.
Zhang Cuicui ran over and got into Zhu Ningyun's bed.
It feels better to have someone to keep you company.
After a while, Zhu Ningyun asked again: "Cui Cui, are you asleep?"
"No, Princess. Do you have anything to ask?" Zhang Cuicui said.
"Indeed." Zhu Ningyun felt a little embarrassed and hesitated.
Zhang Cuicui whispered: "Princess, please tell me directly, Cuicui is tight-lipped, God knows and earth knows that you know and I know."
This is true. After so many years with Cuicui, Zhang Cuicui never talks nonsense.
"Well."
Zhu Ningyun whispered: "Today, I kissed Li Xiao. Do you think I will get pregnant? I'm so worried."
"Ah, have you all developed to this point?" Zhang Cuicui chuckled.
"Hurry up and tell me, I'm so worried." Zhu Ningyun said anxiously.
Zhang Cuicui shook her head and said: "Princess, don't think too much, you won't have a baby like this."
"Oh, that's good." Zhu Ningyun breathed a sigh of relief.
"Princess, you really don't know?" Zhang Cuicui said.
"what do you know?"
"How to have a baby?"
Zhu Ningyun shook her head, thought for a moment and said, "Should we sleep together, right?"
"No, no, what's the use of just sleeping together?" Zhang Cuicui said.
Because Zhu Ningyun has locked herself at home since she was a child and lacks communication with the outside world, she knows relatively little about this aspect.
But Zhang Cuicui is different. He sometimes interacts with other maids, so he will naturally know a lot more.
And it was impossible for Zhang Cuicui to discuss these matters with the princess.
Therefore Zhu Ningyun really doesn't know.
Zhang Cuicui thought that she must let the princess know, otherwise she would not know how to serve her husband after they got married.
Thinking of this, Zhang Cuicui whispered: "Princess Princess, let me tell you what will happen during the wedding night?"
"Well, tell me, I don't know yet." Zhu Ningyun nodded.
Zhang Cuicui leaned over and whispered: "."
"Is this really necessary?"
"Well, Princess. I heard that she will be very happy. Cuicui doesn't know either."
It's a boudoir secret.
After listening, Zhu Ningyun only felt hot all over. This, this is too shameful.
This was the first time she heard such a thing.
It turns out that this is what is needed after getting married.
With the one she loves, Zhu Ningyun can't help but feel a little longing.
However, thinking about my appearance
It’s better not to give it up
If this is the case, I am afraid that my husband will see my appearance.
This must not be the case, she had already decided in her heart.
Never let your husband see your face for the rest of your life.
"Go to sleep."
Alas, after sighing, Zhu Ningyun closed her eyes and forced herself to fall asleep.
But the more this happens, the more I can't sleep.
inside the room.
Li Xiao recalled the scene where he kissed Ningyun just now, and he was so happy.
With such a beautiful woman, this life is worth it.
Ningyun is so beautiful, with a slim figure and a face as sweet as a fairy
Even the stars of the previous life, Liu Yifei, my favorite, cannot compare with them.
So he got up and asked someone to prepare hot water and take a hot bath.
In the bathroom, Li Xiaogang entered the tub.
There was a knock on the door.
"Xiaoyao Daxia, it's time to suppress the bandits."
Outside the door, there was Yang Shiqi's humble voice.
He now places all his hopes on Li Xiao and his group.
During training yesterday, he discovered that there was a huge difference between the group of people brought by Li Xiao and the ragtag group of people who gathered Xiang Yong.
One is in heaven and the other is underground.
When Xiang Yong was training formations, he was awkward and waving weapons looked very awkward.
On the other hand, Li Xiao's group of people are all lively, able to advance and retreat, and cooperate with each other tacitly, waving and dancing, whistling in the wind!
That group of people must be highly skilled in martial arts!
Especially the one called the Overlord Halberd. When the halberd is swung, you can hear the sound of breaking through the air. It is extremely powerful.
Such a group of people taking the lead can definitely defeat the enemy.
Yang Shiqi didn't sleep well last night and stayed under the inn, fearing that the group of people would run away.
Early in the morning, he came to find Li Xiao and asked them to set off to resolve this major issue that was blocking his mind.
Knocked on the door, but there was no response from the door.
So, Yang Shiqi knocked on the door again: "Is the hero Xiaoyao here?"
"What's the fuss about? I'm taking a shower, waiting."
Li Xiao's impatient voice came from the room. He hated it when someone was next to him while taking a shower.
"Okay, hero, you wash up first, I'll wait outside."
Yang Shiqi said humbly.
Now his life and death are in the hands of this group of people.
No, to be precise, it should be in the hands of Li Xiaoyao.
Judging from yesterday's observations, Li Xiaoyao should be the leader of this group of people.
inside the room.
Li Xiao added a little more hot water and the soak was particularly comfortable.
"Open the points mall."
[Items refreshed in the system mall today:]
[1. A map of the world. Consume 1000 points. 】
[2. A book on essentials of navigation. Spend 5,000 points. 】
[3. A bottle of Rejoice shampoo. Consume 500 points. 】
[Consume 100 points to refresh items. 】
[Current points: 322,000 points. 】
"I'll go, it's a good start today, there are all good things."
"This world map and navigation skills will be useful when going to sea in the future."
"When I feel sleepy, I get a pillow. I just took a shower, so I got shampoo."
Li Xiao directly emptied the items in the mall.
Rejoice shampoo was extracted and used to wash hair.
In ancient times, there was no shampoo. To wash hair, one had to use rice water or plant ash. The royal family also used soap locust.
My hair is long, can I wash it clean with these things?
Li Xiao took out the shampoo and rubbed it on his head. Bubbles quickly appeared on his head. It was so refreshing and comfortable.
"Refresh the mall."
While washing his hair, Li Xiao was not idle either.
The Fengyoujing formula that the father-in-law wanted has not been developed yet!
I refreshed it five times in a row, spent another 100,000 points, and bought some random things, but the formula for Fengyoujing still didn’t appear.
But this time I bought a good thing.
[The chemical fertilizer process provides a cost-effective industrial process that can be manufactured today, and can produce high-quality fertilizer. 】
This thing alone cost Li Xiao fifty thousand points.
With something like this, I can completely store food in my own villa.
"Xiaoyao Daxia, have you washed yourself?"
"Come on, come on, it's killing me."
Unknowingly, Li Xiao took a bath for half an hour. Yang Shiqi was waiting outside the door as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.
There's going to be a war, so you're lucky enough to have taken a shower.
At this time, other people also woke up and left the room one after another.
Today, Zhu Ningyun walked over wearing a slim-fitting aqua gown, looking slightly elegant.
Early in the morning, he heard Yang Shiqi's constant shouting outside the door.
After asking about the situation, he said: "Zhixian Yang, let me call him."
At this time, Li Xiao had already climbed up from the tub, dried his body, put on his clothes and walked out to open the door.
As soon as the door was opened, there was a difference in wind pressure between the inside and outside, and a gust of wind hit the house.
Li Xiao's hair, which had been washed by Rejoice, became extremely elegant, with three thousand black hairs swaying in the wind, extremely smooth, almost smoother than a woman's hair.
"Wow!!!"
People outside the door were shocked.
The ancients loved hair. It was the first time I saw such flowing hair, and I was extremely envious.
Li Xiao smoothed back his hair and said, "Everyone, please be patient and wait until I get dressed."
After saying that, he gave Ningyun a wink, "Bo'er~~ I love you."
Zhu Ningyun was so ashamed that Li Xiao was paying less and less attention to the occasion!
Zhu Gaoxu said in surprise: "Wow, brother-in-law's flowing hair is so pretty."
Zhu Ningyun walked in, closed the door, picked up clothes and helped Li Xiao change, then touched Li Xiao's hair and smelled a fresh fragrance.
It was obviously not like this yesterday?
"Xiaolang, why is your hair so flowing?"
Zhu Ningyun couldn't help but ask, a little drunk.
Li Xiao, who had just arrived at the mansion, had dark skin and was not tall.
But now, he is getting taller and taller, and the longer he is, the more handsome he is.
Now she even has enviable hair.
She felt that she was becoming less and less worthy of Li Xiao.
If Xiaolang hadn't expressed his love to him in public every day, he would always be worried that Xiaolang would leave him.
"Rejoice."
After Li Xiao got dressed, he handed the bottle of Rejoice to Zhu Ningyun and said, "Daughter-in-law, if you use this to wash your hair, you will have beautiful hair like mine."
"Okay, I'll try."
Zhu Ningyun nodded happily. It seemed that Xiaolang had invented something good again.
"Ningyun, wait for me here with peace of mind. I'll go and come back. Although this matter has nothing to do with us, after all, it involves Daobeiping's grain transportation, so we still need to take care of it."
Li Xiao took Zhu Ningyun's hand and said.
In fact, Li Xiao felt that he had cheated Yang Shiqi, so he still wanted to give him a hand.
"Well, Xiaolang, you have this responsibility, which is admirable! Just go with peace of mind, I'll wait for you."
Zhu Ningyun came from Prince Yan's palace and was not a weak girl. Suppressing bandits was something a man should do. Seeing Xiaolang being so responsible, he felt even happier.
That's it.
After Li Xiao took a shower and got dressed.
The bandit-suppressing team finally set off from the county government in a mighty manner!
Black Wind Village, Mountain Temple.
Three bandit bosses gathered in this ruined temple.
This mountain temple is their temporary base.
This group of bandits is not one family, but consists of three families.
They were from several neighboring counties. They heard that there were many grain merchants in Peiping delivering grain. The three families hit it off and formed an alliance to commit crimes, and gained a lot.
At this time, the three bosses were discussing matters together.
The boss of Baimazhai said: "Now that the government has been alerted, it's time to stop. Let's all divide the money, break up, and run away."
The head of Tiedao Village agreed: "Yes, we have made an appointment a long time ago to do one thing and leave. Now it's time to withdraw. Otherwise, when the county magistrate reports, the officers and soldiers come to surround us and we will lose more than the gain."
"Bang!"
The head of Heifeng Village slapped the table and said: "You must leave, but you must also uphold the moral principles of the world. My brother Nine Dragons was killed, and this revenge must be avenged! If you want to leave, you must wait until the revenge is completed." Let’s go again.”
The head of Tiedao Village said: "I heard that the one-eyed dragon was killed by a group of wanderers passing by. It was not the work of the government. There is no use for us to stay here."
The head of Baimazhai said: "I heard that Yang Shiqi, the prefect of Cangzhou County, was training troops yesterday. It is estimated that there will be another attack today."
The head of Heifeng Village said: "What can they do to us as a bunch of trash?"
The other two village owners didn't say much.
The money they snatched is now in the hands of Heifeng Village. It seems that they can only share the money together after revenge is completed.
At this time, a bandit dressed in black hurriedly entered the temple: "Master, master, it's not good, the magistrate has sent someone again!"
The leader of Black Wind Village said: "Why are you panicking? The day before yesterday, we killed them all without any effort, leaving them completely vulnerable to a single blow."
The bandit said: "It's different this time."
The head of Heifeng Village asked curiously: "What's the difference?"
The bandit said: "The leader this time is a ranger named Li Xiaoyao. I heard that he seems to be the person who intercepted and killed the second master last time."
Upon hearing this, the head of Heifeng Village was overjoyed. He picked up the nine-ring sword and shouted loudly:
"It's just the right time! It took no effort to get through the iron shoes and find no place. I will kill that bitch today to avenge Brother Nine-Headed Insect and use his head to commemorate my brother!"
The other two village leaders were overjoyed when they heard this and took revenge, so they could walk with money.
The two of them stood up one after another and said cheerfully: "Throw your head and shed your blood to avenge your brother!"
The bandits arrived in great numbers at the fortifications built.
Sure enough, I found that someone was already outside.
There are only fifty people. Do you really underestimate them?
The boss of Heifeng Village pointed his finger and said angrily: "The person outside the door is called Li Xiaoyao?"
At this time, Li Xiao and his people were outside the village gate.
It has to be said that these bandits still have some skills. They made a wooden fence out of wood, dug a horizontal trench, and a sharp horse-blocking wall.
No wonder the officers and soldiers couldn't attack yesterday.
At first glance, it was crowded inside, with about two hundred people.
If you want to wipe out such bandits, you need to send an army of a thousand people to win it firmly.
However, as long as they are provoked, they should Shi Lezhi.
This group of bandits is just a ragtag bandit. They have some martial arts skills, but not high ones. They are also prone to being impulsive and loyal. This is their weakness.
Li Xiao shouted: "It's me, Grandpa Xiaoyao!"
The boss of Black Wind Village's face darkened and he shouted: "Damn it, did my brother Jiu-Tou Long die in your hands?"
Before Li Xiao could speak, Zhu Gaoxu shouted: "What a nine-headed dragon? It's obviously a worm, not half as good as the one in your grandfather's crotch. I shot it with an arrow, and it went through the head, and all the brains flowed out." Yes, I also peed on his head and peed on his face! It was so refreshing! Hahahaha!"
Zhu Gaoxu is also a good player on the battlefield. He knows that it is easy to destroy the bandits. If he uses the provoking method, they will rush over without their lives.
Li Xiao also frowned slightly, Gao Xu was really powerful at scolding people.
"Ah ah ah. Dog thief, I will kill you today to sacrifice the flag!"
Sure enough, when he heard that his brother had died at the hands of that man and was still peeing on his head, the boss of Black Wind Village felt so humiliated that his face turned the color of pig liver and his lungs almost exploded with anger.
He waved his hand and said loudly: "Fire arrows and shoot them to death!"
(End of chapter)
