"No, I pretended to be a woman because I wanted to see if Lu Dongbin favored boys over girls and had a distinction in his eyes.
Moreover, two men are playing husband and wife there, even in a dream, eh~~~" Lan Caihe refused, and shuddered at the end.
Seeing Lan Caihe's refusal, He Xiangu winked at Zhang Guolao. Zhang Guolao turned his head slightly and said he didn't see it.
But when he saw her mouth making eating movements, he knew that she was threatening him with food, so he quickly gave her a flattering smile.
Now there will be a demonic catastrophe in the human world, and Taishang Laojun and the immortals in the immortal world will gather the luck to resolve this catastrophe and gather it in the Eight Immortals.
They must be used to survive this catastrophe, and at the same time, eight people must become immortals.
However, since it came into being, it is not that easy to become an immortal.
Each of the eight people has their shortcomings, which should be in the eight characters of beauty, eating, gambling, delusion, killing, sex, wealth, and laziness.
This is both their shortcoming and their characteristic, and among them, Zhang Guolao should be in this word of eating.
He was originally a mouse when the world first opened. Because of his good deeds, he was gifted by heaven and turned into a white bat. After practicing for a long time, he was reincarnated as a human.
It was after he was reincarnated as a human that he discovered that there were so many delicious foods in this world.
Therefore, I am very obsessed with this delicious food.
Later, he ate thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum stewed by a pangolin demon, and became an immortal and returned to the Eight Immortals.
It's just that I still haven't gotten rid of my greedy shortcomings.
When he saw He Xiangu threatening him with food, he immediately became anxious. He knew that the delicacies cooked by He Xiangu were more to his taste than the God of Cooking in Heaven.
Then he rolled his eyes, looked at Lan Caihe and said, "Oh, it's not impossible.
Moreover, what the fairy said makes sense, she is a girl after all.
If she wants to be a wife to both of them at the same time, wouldn't it mean that one woman serves two husbands?
Even in a dream, this reputation is not pleasant after all. "
"This..." The others couldn't help but ponder after hearing this.
That's right. It would be bad if two people fell in love with He Xiangu and then started fighting over it.
"This star really wants to retire"
If by chance, the Fairy Girl falls into another trap and vacillates between the two of them, wouldn't it turn a good reunion of the Eight Immortals into a bloody drama?
Zhang Guolao saw him and smiled at He Xiangu, who nodded with satisfaction.
"What Mr. Guo said is not unreasonable. Let's do this." Han Zhongli stroked his beard and thought for a moment, then pointed at Ling Qing and said: "Xiangu, let's try Lu Daoqing."
"Why is this?" Tieguai Li asked: "Why not Lu Dongbin?"
"Lü Dongbin is very interested in fame and fortune. The first thing now is to help him cultivate and make him understand that fame and wealth are just fleeting.
Lu Daoqing, on the other hand, is not so obsessed with fame and wealth, so we have to see if he will be addicted to beauty.
After all, Donghua's reincarnation will have to endure a thousand years of love tribulation. "Han Zhongli said.
"It makes sense." Tieguai Li nodded.
"Okay, stop talking now, we won't have time if we continue talking." Han Zhongli saw someone else wanted to say something, so he waved his treasure fan and led a few people into the dreams of Ling Qing and Lu Dongbin.
But Lingqing only felt that he and Lu Dongbin had a drink with a Taoist priest and then went back to his elder brother's house together.
A few days later, I set off back to Yongle County.
Seeing that he had no hope of success, his parents stopped forcing him, and began to look forward to Lu Dongbin more and more.
Suo Xing Lingqing was also happy with this. He spent all day at home cultivating his mind and nature, meditating and doing the exercises.
Strive to rebuild your cultivation base as soon as possible.
From time to time, he would also go to the mountains or high in the sky to collect the evil spirit and integrate it into the innate Qi.
On this day, when he was coming back from the evil spirit, he encountered a green bull spirit molesting a female nun on the way.
Lingqing saw the two parties and stopped them. Just as he was about to ask, he suddenly saw the woman's appearance.
I saw that she was not the kind of beauty that would captivate a country, but she was still very beautiful and had a heroic spirit of her own.
Especially a pair of smiling eyes like a crescent moon, so charming that he was stunned for a moment.
At this time, the green bull spirit on the side saw it and said angrily: "Okay, you idiot, you came to compete with me for my wife, just to see if I won't eat you."
Saying that, he came towards him.
Lingqing came to his senses and started fighting with Qinglong Naohai Sword.
The woman next to him saw this and hurriedly came to help, and the two of them worked together to fight off the green bull spirit.
Only then did Ling Qing have the time to ask what was going on.
"Thank you so much for saving my life." The woman bowed to Lingqing Yingying and said, "The little girl's surname is He, her name is Xiugu, she is originally from Zengcheng, Guangzhou.
When I was a child, I once had a dream in which a god said, "If you eat mica powder, you will be able to live lightly and not die." 'Since then I have embarked on the path of spiritual practice.
Later, when I was traveling by this place, I met this green bull spirit who was poisoning and selling talismans to harm people. I wanted to surrender him, but I didn't expect that he was no match for him.
Instead, she was almost captured by him and became Mrs. Yazhai.
Fortunately, my benefactor came to my rescue. Please accept my respect. "
As he said this, he was going to pay homage.
This story sounded familiar to Lingqing, and he was about to think about it carefully. When he saw her like this, he quickly helped her up.
He said: "There is no need to be polite. I just happened to meet him. It doesn't deserve anything."
After this interruption, he forgot what he had just thought about.
He Xiugu stood up, looked at his beautiful eyes, and praised: "My benefactor is so skilled that he can beat the green bull spirit away, but this little girl is very envious of him.
I wonder how my benefactor practices cultivation? Whether the little girl is destined to practice with her benefactor. "
"I am a poor Taoist who is not very capable and dare not accept disciples. If fellow Taoists don't dislike it, we can discuss Tao together." Ling Qing shook his head and said.
"That's a good relationship." He Xiugu said with joy.
Then the two of them returned to Lu Mansion together, practicing together every day.
He practiced diligently here. After Lu Dongbin failed the last time, he no longer thought about practicing swordsmanship, and worked hard to focus on the meaning of the scriptures.
He also brought back a woman named Lan Caihe who sold her body to bury her mother.
She is a gentle and pleasant person, very delicate, and reads in red sleeves every day and at night.
Almost two years later, Lu Dongbin actually became the top scorer in high school, and Lan Caihe, who sold his body to bury his mother, was actually the long-lost daughter of his master.
In the past two years, the two brothers have lost some contact.
After all, one wants to ask questions and the other wants fame. The two have different purposes, so the paths are different.
But Lingqing still felt that Lu Dongbin's situation was a bit abnormal.
Just as he was about to go and see what was going on, He Xiugu suddenly arrived.
He said with a face of joy: "Dao Qing, Lord Lan has betrothed Caihe to your third brother.
It’s great that lovers will eventually get married. I don’t know when I will be able to..."
As he spoke, he looked at Ling Qing with watery eyes.
Ling Qing's body froze immediately when he saw it. He seemed to have seen something terrifying, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.
It was as if he had seen something similar that made him feel terrible.
However, when he saw Xiu Gu's moon-shaped eyes, he forgot all about that trace of fear.
But after all, he was scrupulous and did not dare to respond. He just turned around and said, "When you become an immortal, you will no longer look down on this kind of love.
The joy of cultivating immortals and asking questions, isn’t it anything more than this?
Okay, let’s concentrate on our practice. "
As he said this, he forgot that he had felt something strange about Lu Dongbin before.
Without any reason, Lu Dongbin got married, and then he had a prosperous official career.
However, Ling Qing's practice has fallen into a bottleneck. During practice, he often falls into a daze and wastes time.
He Xiugu's appearance flashed through his mind from time to time, but there was also a hint of fear.
He always felt that he had forgotten something, but he could never remember it.
He even subconsciously began to reject the cultivation of Nine Heavenly Fire, and wanted to give up on the Nine Heavenly Gangfeng that he had already cultivated.
In the blink of an eye, a few years later, when Lingqing and He Xiugu went out to find materials for refining mica powder, they suddenly met the green bull spirit from back then.
At this time, not only did his strength greatly increase, but he also found helpers.
The two of them were unprepared and were successfully attacked by him. First, the Qinglong Naohai Sword in Lingqing's hand was taken away by a white circle.
Because he was outnumbered, Lingqing was seriously injured and He Xiugu was captured alive.
"Hahaha, you snatched this beautiful little lady from me back then, and today I snatched it back." Qingniu Jing pinched He Xiugu's neck with one hand and laughed wildly while looking at Lingqing who was seriously injured and fell to the ground.
"Not only that, I also want you to watch her being humiliated by me to avenge you."
As he said that, he was going to pull off He Xiugu's clothes.
"Daoqing, save me, Daoqing, save me!
" He Xiugu shouted in panic.
"Xiu Gu, Xiu Gu!
"Scenes from the past flashed through Lingqing's mind, all of which were scenes of him and Xiugu being together.
In his panic, he didn't realize that some scenes never happened at all.
But because He Xiugu was about to be humiliated in front of him, he struggled to get up.
However, he was kicked to the ground by the green bull spirit's helper, stepped on his face, and slowly crushed him.
"You can't protect yourself now, why are you still here making noises? Hahaha, why don't you watch a good show with us."
"Qing Niu Jing, please let him go. I will go with you. Please let him go!" Seeing Ling Qing being humiliated, He Xiugu's expression changed and she turned to Qing Niu Jing and begged.
"You want to beg for mercy now? It's too late." Qingniu Jing looked at He Xiugu and said with a lewd smile, his eyes glowing green like fire.
"I will never let you succeed!" He Xiugu shouted at him and looked at Ling Qing and smiled brightly.
"Dao Qing, I hope I can meet you again in the next life."
After saying that, a trace of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, and his smiling eyes were still looking at Ling Qing.
"Xiugu!
! "Ling Qing's eyes were red, his eyes were split, and a murderous aura rose into the sky.
The powerful momentum shook the surrounding scene to the point of collapse.
When the green bull spirit saw it, his expression changed slightly, and he whispered: "Oh no, I seem to have gone too far.
What should we do next, fairy aunt? "
"How do I know what to do? Isn't this your idea?" Xiugu, who was lying on the ground, didn't move her lips, and a voice as thin as a mosquito came from her belly.
"For today's plan, we can only continue to act. Fortunately, this is just a dream. At worst, we can clean up this dream of his afterward." The helper on the side also said in a low voice.
"Okay." Qingniu Jing responded.
Kicking He Xiugu's body in front of Lingqing, a pair of water-cut girls who were as curved as hooked moons were looking at him lovingly.
The light emitted was like a spider web, and it was like a whirlpool that was about to wrap around his heart.
Ling Qing suddenly stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, closed them slightly, and murmured: "It turns out... it's all... a dream.
Sure enough... love disaster... is the most difficult to deal with. "
