Can the cultivation method be used?
Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned, and the old man Cheng Yuanmo who was pacing in the room was also stunned.
But soon, old man Cheng Yuanmo reacted and hurriedly turned to look out the window.
as expected.
A young man of about thirteen or fourteen years old was lying excitedly on his window, happily looking at some photos in his office with a shocked expression on his face.
"This is a great merit, this is a great merit!"
"I have been looking for this cultivation method for hundreds of years but have not found it. Although I can fly to the sky and escape from the earth now, I only need a cultivation method!"
"Where did you find it?"
"With it! I can transform into an immortal in no time!"
Xiao Wu said happily, looking at some photos on his desk, dancing and looking excited!
Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone also came to his senses: "Dean Cheng, this is..."
Old man Cheng Yuanmo was also a little helpless. Seeing the young man getting excited and trying to climb over from the window, he hurriedly went up to stop him.
"Professor Li, this is a patient of mine who suffers from delusional disorder. He always thinks that he is an ancient hero or the legendary fairy Xiao Wu! Slow down!"
The window of the dean was not very high. Before the old man Cheng Yuanmo came over, the young man climbed in with all his strength. As a result, he lost his footing and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Xiao Wu!"
Old man Cheng Yuanmo hurriedly went up to check, but the latter climbed up nonchalantly and touched the dust on his face.
"It's okay, Dean. I just said that I can fly in the clouds and ride in the mist. You saw it! Sometimes I can turn into a plane, but this place is too small and I can't do it."
Xiao Wu ran to his desk excitedly, looked at a photo and exclaimed.
"It's really a method of cultivating immortality, it's really a method of cultivating immortality!"
"Hahaha!"
"With these training methods, I can go to the M78 Nebula. All monsters on the earth are no match for me!"
Xiao Wu said happily, picking up a photo and looking back and forth, drooling all over the floor, not noticing that even the photo seemed to be held upside down.
Hearing these words, Cheng Yuanmo and the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone felt helpless.
"Don't you care?" Old man Li Yunshan said.
"It's not necessary. They are all poor children. You can't be tough on mental patients. Except for a very few, caring and understanding, guiding them according to the thoughts in their minds, and using a certain amount of appropriate drugs are the key. The best form of treatment.”
Old man Cheng Yuanmo stepped forward and touched the boy's head: "And those who can walk in the garden now are relatively stable. It's just a delusional disorder. If it's serious, I won't open the window."
"It's so troublesome to work in one profession." Old man Li Yunshan said with emotion.
"Hahaha, not bad, now it seems that you are more troubled than me." Old man Cheng Yuanmo joked.
While the two were talking here, two nurses hurriedly came outside the door. Looking at Xiao Wu who was looking at the photos in the dean's office with great excitement, they hurriedly bowed and spoke in embarrassment.
"Sorry to bother you, Dean. It's because we didn't take good care of him. We'll take Xiao Wu away now."
Old man Cheng Yuanmo smiled and waved his hands, showing no concern. The two nurses also breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at Xiao Wu who was watching them warily, and put on a new look.
"Jiejiejie~"
"Come on, Xiao Wu, be obedient and go back to take medicine with your brother~"
Seeing this scene, Xiao Wu not only didn't have a scared expression, but instead had a sharp look in his eyes. He put on a show, rolled up a photo into a bamboo tube, waved it in his hand, and spoke with great excitement!
"Hey! Where did the monster come from!"
"My cultivation has not recovered yet!
"Don't even think about disturbing my practice!"
As he spoke, Xiao Wu jumped up and down in the room, trying his best to avoid it.
In order to avoid hurting the child, the two nurses did not attack too harshly, but after all, Xiao Wu was only a thirteen- or fourteen-year-old child. How could he outrun two tall nurses?
It wasn't long before he was caught by the collar.
"ah!"
"Let me go! Monster!"
Xiao Wu screamed like a pig, tried his best to break free, and continued to run away in embarrassment, asking for help while running.
"Master, save me!"
"They want to take me back to make elixirs and feed me poison!"
"That's not poison, Xiao Wu." Old man Cheng Yuanmo showed a helpless expression. He stood in the corner with a smile and continued to call old man Li Yunshan. He just reminded the two nurses to be careful not to hurt Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu struggled hard, but in the end he couldn't escape the clutches of the two demons, and was taken out by the neck.
Before leaving, the photo was taken away from his hand and placed on the table.
"My practice secrets!"
"give me back!"
"This was given to me by Marshal Tianpeng!"
After the photo was taken away, Xiao Wu's originally relatively stable mood began to change drastically!
He was yelling, struggling, and agitated, completely different from the one in the dean's office.
Especially when he was farther away, his struggle became more intense, and he even showed a faint tendency to attack, biting a nurse on the arm!
"This guy"
The nurse gave up in pain, and Xiao Wu saw the opportunity and wanted to escape. As a result, he stumbled over the guardrail and fell to the ground with a loud thud.
"Ouch!"
Upon seeing this, many nurses rushed over and took him back to the room.
But for some reason, Xiao Wu wanted to leave here crazily, even if his attending physician came, it was useless, and he was kicked in the butt.
"How is this going?"
"Xiao Wu hasn't been like this for a long time, right?"
"Why did you suddenly go crazy again today?"
Many nurses had no choice but to drag Xiao Wu back to the room, but no matter how they tried to stop him, it was useless. Xiao Wu clung to the door frame and refused to let go. He was being dishonest and banged on the iron door desperately, even with both hands. He didn't care even if the blood was spilled.
"Let me go!"
"I want to live forever, I want to become an immortal, and the road to becoming an immortal is right in front of me!"
"You are blocking an immortal from becoming an immortal!"
"Wow, yeah, yeah~ I'm going to send you all to hell~"
As he was talking, Xiao Wu started singing an opera he had heard somewhere, but it was obvious that none of it was in tune.
Faced with all this, several nurses were helpless.
Talking and soothing from noon to sunset had no effect. Finally, the nurse, who was thirsty and tongue-tied, discussed with the doctors. In order to prevent Xiao Wu from making any drastic actions, they found a special restraint belt and restrained Xiao Wu. Tied to the bed in the special ward.
After being tied up, Xiao Wu suddenly began to wail and scream more and more crazily, always shouting about topics such as cultivating immortals and immortality, and the opera tunes he spoke became more and more high-pitched and weird.
"Young people just have good voices." Listening to Xiao Wu dying in anger, an old doctor rubbed his neck and planned to go back later and take a sip of honey water.
As Xiao Wu yelled, many mentally ill people who had been active for a day and returned to the room also screamed!
"Hahaha, Xiao Wu is tied up again? He's sick again!"
"How brave! Little brother Xiao Wu, the sky is full, the corners are round, the sword eyebrows are sheathed, and the eyes are like dragons and phoenixes. This is the image of an emperor, Xiao Wu? Call me Brother Wu! Leader!"
"The storm is coming, and the world is going to change. You won't give up until you hand over the final intelligence code. They will pour pepper water in your mouth, but if you persist, hero Tiga's wish will definitely come true. accomplish!"
Demons dance wildly.
But in the face of all this, the doctors and nurses didn't care too much. In a mental hospital, it would be weird if it could be quiet at night. They would naturally stop when they got tired.
They discussed with each other and left the special ward.
I don’t know how long it took, but the wails and screams in the room gradually became less frequent. By midnight, these screams turned into the sound of snoring.
Xiao Wu, who was on the restraint bed, also complained that he was tired, and just stared at the ceiling in a daze.
As time passed, the night disappeared, and a flash of fish belly white appeared on the distant horizon.
Xiao Wu stayed up all night, staring at the ceiling with his eyes wide open, motionless.
Looking at Xiao Wu who had calmed down, a little nurse with a high ponytail yawned and pushed open the door. She arrived with a medicine-filled breakfast and fed Xiao Wu.
"time to eat."
Seeing the attending doctor come in, Xiao Wu's eyes suddenly lit up. He lowered his voice and spoke furtively: "My chivalrous lady, it's not safe here. Let me tell you a secret. I know where there are peerless martial arts. As long as you learn it, It won’t be a problem to ride the wind and enter the universe once.”
"But now there's a problem. I want to poop. As long as you help me untie the restraints, we can go together."
Hearing this, the nurse immediately rolled her eyes and said, "Hang on, who wants your cultivation secret book? I heard that you caused a scene in the dean's room yesterday? You are really brave."
"It's indeed a bit disrespectful." Xiao Wu rarely refuted.
The nurse was a little surprised and knocked him on the head: "Open your mouth and eat."
Without resisting, Xiao Wu opened his mouth and ate the meal, which was not rich but not unpalatable either.
After waiting until obediently finished eating, Xiao Wu spoke again: "If you really don't think about it, if you continue like this, the earth will be hopeless. Only I can save life on earth from the dark universe!"
Seeing this scene, the little nurse suddenly felt helpless: "Shut up from now on, talk less, and observe for a day and if there is no problem, I will let you go."
Xiao Wu immediately shut up and nodded repeatedly.
The attending doctor leaves.
Nothing to say for a day.
Xiao Wu was lying on the hospital bed, eyes wide open, watching the sunlight shining in from the window, gradually sliding from the west to the middle, and then sliding to the east wall.
It didn't take long for him to forget about the elf who wanted to shut up, and was discussing something with an old brother next door who fantasized about living in World War II. The two of them had different conversations, but judging from the way Xiao Wu kept mumbling, most of them It’s nothing more than training, becoming a god and fighting monsters and so on.
The doctors in the monitoring room felt helpless when they saw all this.
It seems that more treatment is needed.
But the mood did stabilize.
That night, Xiao Wu's attending doctor came again. After a conversation, he confirmed that Xiao Wu's mood had indeed stabilized, and then called for a nurse and opened his restraints.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"I Erlangshen escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain again!"
"Comrade! Come and save me. My position is about to fall. I'm running out of ammunition and food. The enemy will feed me poison again, but it's okay. I can hold on!!"
"Hold on! Fellow Taoist, you can do it. When I practice the method of immortality, I will save you! Look at my somersault cloud!"
With tears streaming down his face, Xiao Wu lay on the wall and yelled at the guy next door. Then he rolled on the ground, pulled off the sheets on the bed, and yelled like a cloud.
Seeing this scene, his attending doctor gave a helpless smile.
"How's it going? Has Xiao Wu's condition improved?"
"Do you think the situation has improved? This month's bonus has been wasted again."
"well"
The night is as dark as ink.
The bustling mental hospital is once again caught up in the chaos of demons.
Countless mental patients were shouting and communicating with each other. From time to time, weird calls and screams were heard, and even the dogs patrolling outside the door shrank their necks.
"Stop making noise and go to sleep!"
The nurse's voice came from the loudspeaker, making the originally noisy mental hospital gradually quiet down.
Xiao Wu, who had been discussing the possibility of cultivating immortal pig-raising techniques with an unknown brother for a long time, drank a large glass of water, wiped the water droplets from his mouth happily, and then lay down on the bed.
The footsteps of the visiting nurse sounded outside the door.
Lying outside the door, he glanced at Xiao Wu who was sleeping quietly on the bed. He nodded with satisfaction and continued to inspect the next room.
'Da da da'
The visiting nurse walked further and further.
A ray of moonlight fell from the window, illuminating the small room with silvery white light.
I don’t know how long it took, but Xiao Wu, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly opened his eyes.
He didn't get up, but turned over and turned his back to the camera.
Covered by the quilt, he carefully took out something from his sleeve.
The moon is shining brightly.
Silvery white light shines on Xiao Wu's hand, and with the help of the bright moonlight, you can see that the thing in Xiao Wu's hand is none other than a photo that was previously placed on the table of old man Cheng Yuanmo!
And it’s a photo that Mr. Li Yunshan specially translated! !
"Three Pills Ancient Jue? What a great book! What a great book!"
After wiping his saliva, Xiao Wu huddled in the quilt, leaving only a gap to look at the photo with bright eyes.
"This is the practice of wandering in the universe. After 30 million years, it finally fell into the hands of my heroic thief Xiao Wu."
"Hey, we can't let the monsters outside take away such a precious thing."
"When I finish practicing this technique, I will immediately leave the land of right and wrong and return to the sun."
Talking nonsense, Xiao Wu, with piercing eyes, huddled in the quilt and started reading slowly.
However, when Xiao Wu actually picked up the photo and began to read it seriously, his whole temperament seemed to have undergone earth-shaking changes.
His waist gradually straightened, his expression gradually calmed down, his eyes that were originally filled with chaos and confusion gradually became sharper, and even his breathing began to become calmer.
“It is not the ears that listen, but the heart that listens.”
"Don't listen with your heart, but listen with your Qi."
“After concentration, one can become still; after being still, one can be at peace; after being at peace, one can then think about it; after thinking about it, one can gain.”
"Blow your breath, let go of the old and absorb the new, after the awe-inspiring, you should be righteous"
The calm chanting echoed under the white moonlight.
The young man who fell into hysteria, with bright eyes, read the ancient cultivation method in a narrow room, as if he had opened the door to a new world, he was mesmerized and at ease.
When the world of hysteria merges with reality, where can the boy still see the slightest bit of chaos?
The night is as dark as ink.
In the mental hospital in Sioux City, Xiao Wu slowly read the ancient cultivation method. His eyes that should have been chaotic were like vast blue waves, unusually calm.
And under the large pit in the dense forest of the distant Qilian Mountains, the weasel who had been practicing for more than ten days and swallowed countless remaining spiritual energy of heaven and earth also slowly ended his practice.
It slowly opened its eyes.
At this moment, in the dark and silent underground river, two golden lights seemed to light up, quietly illuminating the entire cave.
(End of chapter)
