[Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I encountered a psychopath at work, please comfort/poor me]
[Hey, hey, hey: I’m so miserable. The newly bought mobile phone fell and there seems to be a small crack on the screen. I’m so sad/crying]
[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, it affects the appearance when I look at the photo, it’s not perfect, my heart hurts/I cover my chest]
[Hey, hey, hey: Why are you ignoring me? 】
[Hey hey hey: You don’t love me anymore, 嘤嘤嘤/cry/cry]
In just half a minute, Hisoka's cell phone buzzed and vibrated in his pocket, and there was a tendency that it would keep ringing if he didn't look at it.
He was just a little concerned about the white flowers on the screen of the mobile phone that the examiner had just dropped from the tree, and was stunned for a moment without checking the phone in time.
Hmm, who on earth sent him a message at this time?
Xiao Yi is still the funny little apple...
Hisoka raised his eyebrows and took out his phone to open it, and found that it was indeed the little apple he met on the website he registered when he was bored.
That's right, Xiaoyi should be roasting pigs now. If there is nothing special, he wouldn't send him so many messages. I wouldn't want to ask him how to roast pigs.
This hunter test is really boring, Hisoka thought quietly and clicked on the unread messages.
If he hadn't finally found an online dating website where he could relax, he would have been even more bored. Therefore, he still dotes on his girlfriend, Little Apple, who is a drama queen. So he immediately replied:
[Magician: What's wrong, little one? You want my photo to comfort you again, okay? ? 】
At this time, Althea, who was holding a mobile phone on the treetop, suddenly coughed slightly in embarrassment when she saw the message.
This cheap guy of hers is really too direct, honest and frank, which makes her feel a little embarrassed.
I saw her typing again: [Hey, hey, hey: Hey, I can’t get better after looking at the photos this time. You haven’t replied to me for so long! 】
The corner of Hisoka's mouth twitched slightly, obviously he only had one minute... Little Apple is really becoming more and more greedy~
So his long, cold fingers quickly typed on the keyboard:
[Magician: Uh-huh, it's my fault~ Dear, don't be sad~ Why did you drop your phone? Did you accidentally drop it? 】
When Hisoka finished sending the message, he raised his slender eyes slightly and found that the little apple examiner on the treetop was also typing, but he didn't pay too much attention to it.
The next moment, his phone vibrated again.
[Hey, hey, hey: Hey, hey, hey, I was hit by that psycho who bullied me, so I accidentally fell_(:з」∠)_】
After reading the message, someone narrowed his eyes slightly and typed again:
[Magician: That lunatic is too much, dear, you can call him back~]
[Hey hey hey:? ? 】
[Aiyahaiya: My dear, you are so violent~ How can you hit someone! That's not right! 】
Hisoka:......
[Magician: Then you can reason with him and ask him to apologize~]
[Hey, no, no, no, that psycho is really too perverted. I don’t want to reason with the psycho! 】
Hisoka:......
Hisoka suddenly showed a very interested expression.
[Magician: Uh-huh...what kind of perversion does that lunatic do? How can I make you so scared, little baby~]
Althea on the other end was immediately excited when she saw this reply, and started typing again.
[Hey, hey, hey: That pervert likes to hit people for no reason, including teachers, classmates, and children! It's really scary! ! 】
[Magician: Hmm, that’s really not a good temper~~]
[Hey, hey, hey: And it’s not enough for him to spank children, he also likes to take selfies! ! 】
Hisoka:...? ?
Hisoka's expression was slightly stiff, and he felt a subtle sense of familiarity for some reason.
[Magician: What’s wrong with the selfie? Is it abnormal? -_-? 】
[Hey hey hey: Of course! Oh, no, I didn’t mean you, my dear~ You are the most beautiful and dazzling existence in the selfie~/Sorry/Love/Love]
Althea endured the discomfort in her stomach and typed again:
[Hey, hey, hey: I mean the other person’s way of taking selfies is too perverted. In the middle of beating a classmate and a kid, he bullied the kid who was being beaten, threatened the other kid to take a selfie for him, and even took a naked photo! You said, isn't he perverted? ! ! 】
Hisoka:......
It seems that he has never taken a naked photo... Wait, why does he have to pretend to be himself...
Hisoka's fingers that were about to type were stiff. After a long while, he finally typed the words 'really perverted' in the chat box, and then deleted them the next second.
He subconsciously raised his eyes and looked at the tree again. He was also holding the examiner's little apple who was sending a message on his mobile phone, and his eyes were slightly narrowed. I saw the cold, white and slender fingers touching the user's avatar and clicked on the personal information.
[Name: Hidden (can be viewed after distinguished members go online)
Nickname: Hey hey hey
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Height: 169cm
Race: human
Sexual orientation: opposite sex
Occupation: Freelance
Hobbies: Lying down, playing games, handsome guys
Specialty: Sleeping quality is very good, and I can catch fish at work without being discovered by my boss]
If Althea could see the interface of his mobile phone at this time, she would be very surprised. It turns out that the other party lied to her when he said that as a super member, he could see all her personal information.
Because if you want to see the hidden names, you need to open a higher-level VIP membership, but it is not available online yet. After all, leeks need to be cut in waves to develop sustainably.
Ahem, the topic has gone too far. If Mi Jizhen now has a VIP membership, Hisoka only needs to be a VIP member to see her name, and then her vest may be unilaterally in danger.
Height 169cm...
At this time, in terms of personal information, the only information related to appearance is height.
Hisoka once again cast his gaze on the little apple examiner on the tree. Although the examiner was squatting on one knee on the treetop, he seemed to be about the same height.
Too bad... there is no other information to verify. Verify that the lunatic mentioned by the other party is him... No, forget it.
Hisoka looked at the phone resentfully.
[Aiyahaiya: My dear, where are you? Why are you silent again? ? 】
[Magician: No, I was just thinking...]
[Hey hey hey: What are you thinking about? 】
[Magician: I wonder if we might know each other in reality~]
How can it be? ! !
On the other side, when Althea saw this message, she was stunned for a moment, not understanding where the other party's idea of love came from.
There are billions of people in the world, but only a few people use this love website. The probability of being able to match this unique person is almost infinitely close to zero. Only those who believe in destiny can have such romantic but unrealistic ideas.
But Althea could think so, but she couldn't pour cold water on her cheap partner, so she endured the soreness of her teeth and replied:
[Hey, hey, hey: Wow, baby, you are so romantic~~/爱爱爱]
Hisoka:......
The corner of Hisoka's mouth twitched slightly. Just when he was in a very complicated and subtle mood, the tip of his nose moved slightly, and there seemed to be a burning smell coming from the distance.
Oops, his roasted whole pig seemed burnt.
After realizing what had happened, Hisoka looked at the fat pig again and flicked the playing cards in his hand, and the burning firewood was immediately extinguished.
Suddenly the phone in his hand vibrated again. Just when he thought it was another message from the drama queen Little Apple's girlfriend, he found out that this time it was from Yi Mi.
[Ilmi: Hisoka, why are you so slow? The allotted time is coming soon. 】
[Hisoka: Got it, come on. I accidentally burnt the pig, it should be fine - -|||]
[Ilmi:...]
[Hisoka: I forgot about it while chatting with people - -|||]
Hisoka twisted his waist in frustration, and after switching the chat interface to reply to the last message to Little Apple's girlfriend, he left with the roasted pig on his shoulders.
[Magician: Uh-huh, let’s not talk anymore. I’m going to take part in the next magic test. Don’t miss me too much~/Compare your feelings.]
The next moment, Althea also turned off her phone and left.
…
"Hisoka, who are you talking to?"
In the examination room of the second test, when someone came over with the burnt harpoon pig, the examiner Bu Haci had already begun to taste the roasted whole pig cooked by the candidates.
"Uh-huh, my little girlfriend~"
Yi Mi:? ?
"What's wrong, Xiao Yi?" Hisoka narrowed his eyes and asked, "I recently found a very interesting dating website. Do you want to try it too?"
"No, you might as well worry about your test." Yi Mi turned around and pretended not to recognize this person.
"How heartless~" Hisoka suddenly thought of something and asked casually, pretending to be casual, "Oh, by the way, do you know the examiner who has been following me just now?"
Yi Mi was stunned for a moment and looked at Hisoka's quiet gestures. The next moment, a trace of imperceptible doubt flashed in his eyes.
"Why, does it look familiar to you?"
"No, I don't know him."
On a tree more than ten meters away, Althea suddenly felt a line of sight looking in her direction.
It was a man about the same height as size 44, with nails all over his face. He was so ugly that she didn't want to take a second look at him. But what made her very, very concerned was that the nails on the other person's face looked very familiar. Wasn't it the same one that was nailed to the back of her head that night? !
Althea's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and she quickly raised her hand to push the big black sunglasses on her face.
"What's wrong, Althea?" Matos next to him asked strangely.
"Nothing." Athea pushed up the sunglasses on her face again, took out her mobile phone, opened the address book, and crossed out someone's name.
[Hey hey hey: Miji Miji, is your eldest brother taking part in this hunter test? ? ! ! 】
