The daily conversations between the Falling Sakura Group, the castle tower, Konatsu and Kazama in the bedroom:
"What should I do, Kazama Ameng! The relationship between me and the young master has not made any progress for so long. Such a big thing happened on the Fire Tongs Team's territory last night, and the young master never thought of calling me for support!"
The nominal leader of the Sakura group, Miyamoto Konatsu, was kneeling on the tatami, complaining non-stop to his staff officer Hotaru Kazama.
The silver-haired Lolita, who was also sitting on her knees and wearing a secretary's outfit, looking extremely inconsistent with her age, looked at Xiaoxia next to her with an idiotic look for the 100th time today:
"The young master is not taking people to the spider web tunnel for fun. Just relying on the young lady's combat ability, she will die as soon as she encounters the black mist attack."
Xiaoxia became nervous when she heard the word "black mist". She looked to the left and right of Hefeng's bedroom, as if to confirm whether there were any monsters hidden behind the screen and wardrobe.
"But..." The girl with red hair and ponytail played with her fingers lonelyly, "I still hope that the young master can take me to play. If it were a TV series, I would have missed almost three episodes."
"Since you are a member of the guild, it is impossible to completely avoid danger." Kazama pushed up the glasses that had slipped on the bridge of his young nose:
"If you want to enhance your relationship with the young master, you can try to take advantage of the danger. Do you know what the "suspension bridge effect" is? "
The frequency with which Xiaoxia shook her head was as if an invisible person was slapping her wildly, causing her ponytail to rise.
"You can look here."
Kazama rarely lent the recorder in his hand to Xiaoxia. Xiaoxia stared at the paragraph on Kazama's finger and read the paragraph subconsciously:
"How to Brainwash Girls" Chapter 7, Section 2, written by the "Bald Love Saint" of the Earth Age: The suspension bridge effect means that in dangerous situations, the perception of danger will accelerate the heartbeat, making it easier to be attracted to the opposite sex around you. Create a good impression. When building a suspension bridge artificially, the entire suspension bridge must be controllable..."
Before Xiaoxia finished reading, Kazama took away the recorder:
"Ringshi City is full of dangers, and there is no need to be "artificially created." Miss, you just need to remember to follow the young master closely. When danger comes, don't just run for your life. Just let the young master save you a few more times. "
Xiaoxia felt something was wrong. She tilted her head to the left and thought for a while, then to the right.
It was almost as if she had a migraine before she realized the problem:
"The kind of danger you mentioned, since the young master can save me, is not a real danger to the young master! In the end, wasn't I the only one whose heart beat faster and developed a crush on the opposite sex around me?"
"My goal is to make the young master like me more, not to make me fall in love with the young master unilaterally! Kazama, you unqualified retainer! The book you are looking for is called "Brainwashing Girls", not "Brainwashing Men" !”
"cut"
"Hey, eh? Was that you just now? Was it Kazama who said "cut" just now? Don’t think that I can’t hear you because your voice is small! Sure enough, it was you who came up with the idea to murder the lord, and you became dissatisfied when you were discovered! Please give me some useful ideas quickly! ”.CoM
Kazama bowed slightly to express "I'm sorry", and the slightly longer hair on the left temple swayed:
"Please, Miss, commit seppuku as soon as possible. I will let all the "Nine Ninjas" serve as intermediaries. I must perfectly cut off Miss's head and present it to the young master. "
"Why, why!" Xiaoxia exclaimed, "I'm not a nine-lived cat, why do I have to behead my head nine times! Do you hate me so much! The Kazama family has been a retainer of the Miyamoto family for generations, and all they have accumulated is resentment. !"
Fengjian said casually with light sarcasm:
"Miss, your assassination of the young master is already a capital crime. If the young master changes his mind and doesn't want to sleep with you, then he is planning to kill you. It would be more considerate for him to commit suicide."
Xiaoxia lowered her head and looked at the fishnet stockings and ninja protective gear on her knees, her eyes were extremely aggrieved:
"I'm already very considerate! As long as you tell me, young master, I will do things like sleeping in bed! I can be considered as helping young master in guild affairs!"
Kazama: "It's okay not to mention guild affairs. Do you know why Master Tiexin hunted down the young master last night?"
"Of course... the young master is hanging out with the inner city police chief's thug. Master Tiexin is too opposed to interracial love!"
Xiaoxia bit her fingernails angrily and muttered:
"Young Master is really a playboy. Am I not as charming as a dog? Master Tiexin is obviously the head nun who recited the Rebirth Sutra for Shiro, but I didn't expect her martial arts to be that high..."
Kazama suddenly knocked Xiaoxia on the head, and Xiaoxia, who was unprepared, held her head in confusion.
"Miss, do you remember that Master Tiexin is -->>
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The Luo Ying Group was invited to hold Shiro's funeral. It was at this funeral that the young master and Master Tiexin met for the first time. "
"This, this can't be blamed on the Luo Ying group, right?" Xiaoxia asked without confidence, "The young master and the old nun were relatively peaceful at that time."
Kazama hit Xiaoxia on the head again, but because Xiaoxia was on guard and avoided it, the silver-haired Loli showed a dissatisfied look:
"The key is that the Luo Ying Group invited the "Sushi Immortal" to make suspicious "century-old sushi" using snow water from Mount Everest and seaweed from the Mariana Trench. "
"Young Master has a normal IQ, so he didn't eat it. He also refused to take it back and offer it to the president of the Night Dragon Society. But before leaving, he said: You can give the sushi to distinguished guests like Master Tie Xin."
"The Sushi Immortal really gave sushi to the nuns! It is said that the little nun had diarrhea after the meal. Master Tiexin heard that it was the young master's idea to give sushi, and she was so angry that she tried to reason with him. Then she saw the young master and the police dog They got mixed up and had murderous intentions!"
"Is, is this happening!?" Xiaoxia put the four fingers of her right hand into her mouth:
"Young Master, don't you know yet? Kazama, you must not tell the truth to Young Master! Damn it, those immortals will only hold me back. When I become Young Master's wife, I will throw them all into the canal to feed the mutant crocodiles. !”
"Should I keep Shingen Mochi Sennin..." When Xiaoxia was indecisive, Kazama punched her on the top of her head.
Xiaoxia protested with her eyes, and Kazama actually returned to a sitting posture, as if the person who had just attacked Xiaoxia was another invisible person.
"Miss, you are about to be executed. Are you still thinking about becoming the young master's wife? I got the news that tonight the young master will go to the fire tong group's territory to attend a celebration banquet with Hu Chi. I don't want the young master to forget how old you are. Anyway, take the opportunity to go over and give gifts, and get acquainted with the tongs team."
"Understood!" The leader of the Luo Ying Group, who was eagerly waiting for instructions, jumped up and clenched his left fist:
"Just use my beauty to remind the young master of his original love for me! But... what gift should I give?"
"this."
In the arms of Lolita dressed as a secretary, a large dark wine bottle appeared at some point.
"Young Master likes to drink beer. This is a craft beer I found in the underground wine cellar. The internal name is "Deep Sea Foam No. 9." "
Xiaoxia walked around the wind for a few steps curiously, observing Beer being hugged like a baby from different angles:
"The bottle has a cork stopper. Could it be that the alcohol concentration is higher? Although the bottle is big, would it be too thin to gift only one bottle?"
Kazama grasped the thinnest part of the bottle with both hands. For a moment, Xiaoxia mistakenly thought that Kazama was going to pick up the bottle and hit him:
"'Deep Sea Foam No. 9' is made using a very long and complicated process. The value in the eyes of a young lady is completely different from the value in the eyes of knowledgeable people. "
"I only give you one bottle so that you can sit next to the young master and hold the bottle to pour the wine for the young master. Isn't it impossible to do such a small thing as pouring wine?"
"How, how could it be possible! I can definitely do it well!"
Xiaoxia took the wine bottle from Kazama. It was quite heavy and required both hands.
Staff Officer Loli's contempt for the leader of the Luo Ying Team has not changed from the beginning to the end:
"If you accidentally fall on the young master's lap, remember to take responsibility and perform your due obligations."
"I won't fall on the young master's lap!" Xiao Xia vowed:
"There will be many people at the celebration banquet. Isn't it too low a rank to seduce in public? But if the young master is drunk, I will find a way to take care of the young master on the fire tongs team's territory for a night, and let the fire tongs team know that the young master and I are What does it have to do with it, I know that the Luo Ying group can’t be offended now!”
"Then I wish you good luck in martial arts, Miss." Fengjian saluted Xiaoxia, who was very happy after finally getting the remnants of respect.
"Miss, I'm busy with official duties and can't come to watch you make a fool of yourself. I'm very sorry."
Kazama's next sentence was indeed not a good thing.
"But don't worry, I will buy the photos from the informant afterwards. The thickness of Miss's "Album of Shame" will increase again, which is really gratifying."
"Damn it! When I find where that photo album is hidden, I will burn it all! Just wait, the young master will definitely bow down under my ninja fishnet stockings!"
After calling "Goro" and "Rokuro" from the Nine Ninjas, Konatsu left in a hurry, but because the bottle was too heavy and he didn't feel comfortable handing it over to others, he actually left in a sluggish way.
Soon after, Xiaoxia will discover that Kazama has provided wrong information, and that the person brought by the young master to the Tongs Team’s celebration banquet is not a tiger idiot at all...
