【014】Mammals, nature is like this

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Qin Jiandan finished using the toilet without any danger, and then left the pink-signed store through the back door.

From a distance, I saw Dr. Li handing the baby basket to Xiaoxia. Xiaoxia burst into tears for some reason and mentioned words like "young master" and "marriage".

"What...what is going on? Xiaoxia and I have absolutely no intention of getting married, right? Did I hear wrongly?"

"By the way, Jiro Watanabe is Konatsu Miyamoto's uncle in terms of seniority. Konatsu must be pleasantly surprised that her uncle still has descendants, so she was moved to tears, right? I didn't expect that she is still a very emotional person, okay? nourish!"

Qin Jiandan returned to the van, asked his younger brother to drive, and soon returned to the headquarters of the Night Dragon Club.

Aunt He was cleaning the masonry floor in the courtyard. Qin Jiandan could not see a speck of dust, but Aunt He kept sweeping.

"Young master, you are back. Did you send the troublesome baby away? I couldn't take care of it for long."

Babies are inherently troublesome, but I always feel that there is something in Aunt He's words.

"Aunt He, this child really isn't mine. When I have a child, why don't you help take care of it?"

Aunt He then showed a slightly satisfied smile.

"Well, when Linlin has a child, I will take care of her as my heart."

Hey hey hey, my child is not equal to my sister and I’s child! Aunt He, you are just like my master, a fanatical supporter of brother-sister marriage!

If you really look forward to holding a child, just marry my master! My master is an 80-year-old virgin who has aged a lot of wine. You can check your health right after you get out of the regeneration chamber and you will be strong. If you do well, you two may even be able to raise a child! When the time comes for the young master to let this kid be the young master, I still find it troublesome to be the young master. I want to resign and go eat beer fried chicken every day!

Qin Jiandan went down to the monitoring room on the third underground floor, only to find that his sister was already waiting at the door. As soon as her brother walked in, Linlin bowed deeply and apologized.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I put the laxative in the beer. If I make you embarrassed in public, I will be willing to bear any punishment."

Linlin was not wearing the short, revealing cheongsam, which made Qin Jiandan feel relieved, but he still rushed up to hold his sister's shoulders.

"How long have you been standing here? What should you do if your legs hurt? It doesn't matter to me, I didn't make a fool of myself in public, I just found a toilet!"

Linlin's face regained some warmth after hearing that her brother's majesty as a young master had not diminished.

"But... I didn't think carefully enough and actually added laxatives to the drink of my brother who trusted me. I'm such a derelict sister! My brother also brought me so many delicious snacks... Just slap me! That's what I did. I can feel a little better!”

Linlin grabbed her brother's right hand, wanting her brother to turn what she just said into reality.

Qin Jiandan used a little force and Linlin couldn't hold her anymore. The brother who slapped his sister casually was derelict in his duty.

"Stop thinking nonsense, you did that for my health...Besides, didn't you try your best to remedy the situation and use a drone to notify me?"

Hacking a drone to steal intelligence is a felony, and controlling a drone to make extraordinary actions is even more of a felony.

"That doesn't change the fact that I poisoned my brother..." Linlin couldn't break her brother's arm. Starting from her eyes, her whole person became listless.

"I forgive you!" Qin Jiandan announced this matter very openly and without any grudges, "Even if one day Linlin poisons me to death, I won't blame you!"

Qin Jiandan carefully moved her sister's body to the side, because Linlin's standing position was blocking the refrigerator.

"Hurry up and let me drink a beer from the refrigerator to cheer me up!"

Before going out, Qin Jiandan took the 4 cups of beer from the freezer to the fresh-keeping room, maybe they were ready to drink now.

Linlin woke up from her daze, spread her arms and stood in front of the refrigerator.

"No, brother, you can do whatever you want to me, but I can't let you drink beer without restraint!"

Most girls are emotional creatures, but Linlin is quite principled, and it is difficult to soften things she thinks are right with emotion.

As a petite sister, trying to stop her tall brother would be a fool's errand, but Qin Jiandan had 100 reasons why he couldn't force his way through.

Qin Jiandan is troubled by his sister who sticks to the refrigerator. If he backs down now, he may not be able to drink beer from his sister's refrigerator in the future.

"Linlin, will you put laxatives in beer again?"

"Absolutely not! But brother, you can only drink one glass of beer in the refrigerator every day! Today's portion has been consumed!"

"Then...does it count if you take laxatives?"

"It doesn't matter! It's my fault for putting the laxatives. No matter whether my brother slaps me or tears my clothes, I won't resist! But I can't take any more beer from the refrigerator today!"

Qin Jiandan frowned: Who said I would tear your clothes? If you are so loud, maybe Aunt He will sneak outside the door and listen to me!

Playing the emotional card didn't work, so Qin Jiandan thought about it and decided to persuade his sister with reason. The gift my sister likes is the favorite of straight men majoring in science and engineering. Maybe the same scientific theory can work.

"Hmm, Linlin, I read in the newspaper that humans like to drink, which is determined by mammalian genes. I can't resist the temptation of beer!"

As a result, Linlin immediately yelled back: "Nonsense! If I don't like to drink, I'm not a mammal!"

After being retorted instantly, Qin Jiandan shouted angrily: "Then can you breastfeed!?"

As soon as the words came out, I felt that I had made a mistake, and the awkward atmosphere in the room began to gather towards the steamed buns under Linlin's Kung Fu uniform.

"I, I'm going to complain to Master!" Linlin puffed up her cheeks and rushed out of the house with tears in her eyes. She moved very quickly, and Qin Jiandan was afraid of knocking his sister down, so he didn't stop her.

Forget it, I also have something to ask Master, so I’ll go with Linlin.

Qin Jiandan deliberately let Linlin go first. When the footsteps disappeared from the stairwell, he opened the refrigerator and took out a cup of beer that he had longed for.

"Hey! It's really thirst-quenching! Although it's only half thawed, it's still a human enjoyment! It would be better if there is fried chicken... Why don't you go to Lao Wang's fried chicken restaurant tonight?"

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Qin Jiandan went to see his master slowly, and when he entered the training ground where his master was retreating, he caught up with Linlin walking through the wooden dummies and sword racks and walked up to the master who was drinking tea.

As soon as she saw Master, Linlin complained with aggrieved face: "Master, my brother said I can't breastfeed!"

The master touched the lid of the tea cup and said, "Just have one child with your brother."

Dr. Li was recruiting volunteers on Yingtong Street, and Senior Brother Hu Chi was taking care of Master. Master is in good condition today, and it seems that he even fought Hu Chi twice. Hu Chi has Master as his sparring partner, and his skills have improved recently.

Now that Linlin came in, Hu Chi returned to patrol the courtyard. While patrolling, he repeatedly recalled the master's demonstration just now: "First like this, then like this..."

"Meet the Master."

Qin Jiandan half-kneeled to salute his master. Although Linlin was accepted as a closed disciple, she had an injury on her leg and was not allowed to kneel before her master.

Now Linlin is standing next to the master, as if he is the right guardian of the master. Qin Jiandan feels a little flustered as she kneels below.

He planned to change the topic and report some things in the guild first.

"Master, the next leader of the tongs team has not yet been selected. I found a talent in the city police force and wanted to poach him but failed... I will continue to work hard!"

In fact, Valei should be considered a "dog talent"? She didn't agree anyway, and it wouldn't be too late to tell the master the details after she agreed.

Master: "You don't want to recruit Han Muyue here, do you? Have you figured it out? She is the granddaughter of Han Wanli, the current patriarch of the Han family! Do you think she will come over and become the leader of a small fire tongs team?"

Qin Jiandan took a breath: I only know that Mu Yue's father is the former deputy chief of police, and he has become very decadent now. Does it turn out that her grandfather has a bigger background?

The master snorted again: "Although Han Muyue is only the police chief of District 12 now, her future is limitless! Jiandan, if you ask her to be the young master's wife, she may not be willing, let alone the leader of the tongs team?"

When Qin Jiandan heard about Sheriff Mu Yue's family background, he felt like he was on his knees, and Linlin felt a little hurt when she heard about it.

Seemingly noticing Linlin's loss, the master spoke again: "Women, you should be able to sacrifice yourself and your career for your husband at any time! I know that Linlin will definitely give up everything to protect you. Your inner city police chief has such a Awakening?"

Qin Jiandan thought to herself: She has the consciousness to divorce me at any time...

Master's speech was quite patriarchal, but Linlin didn't think it was insulting at all, because Master was stating the facts when it came to her and her brother's issues.

Master added: "On the day of the Luo Ying group's rebellion, Hu Chi came back and said that he found traces of the use of high-explosive bullets at the battle scene. Was it Han Muyue's? Those expensive bullets are used as often as they want. They are really a waste. Girls!"

Linlin: "Yes, she is such a prodigal bitch!"

With the support of her master, Linlin became bolder and would repeat some words that she would never say at ordinary times.

Wait, wait, Master, Linlin, you are so unreasonable! At that time, I was suppressed by the firepower of machine gun ninjas. Chief Mu Yue fired high-explosive bullets to save me! How can a wife who spends money to save her husband be said to be a prodigal?

Qin Jiandan suddenly remembered what he originally wanted to ask when he came to see his master.

"Master, that day I was attacked from a distance by the submachine gun of the rebel group Luo Ying. I was once at a disadvantage. Although the "Steel Armor Breathing Method" is invulnerable, it is a bit tricky to deal with long-range enemies. Master, can you teach me some long-range attack skills? "