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"...Is this the final decision?" As soon as Feiton stepped into the room of the long-haired brave uncle, he saw numerous shopping bags. No need to ask any more questions, the man obviously planned to spend all his savings before leaving.
The long-haired brave man quickly picked up the pieces and replied: "What is the final decision? My mind has not changed from the beginning."
"Well, those tsundere comics are just for nothing~" Feiton said helplessly.
"I still say the same thing, reality is reality, comics are comics, they cannot be confused." The long-haired brave uncle pushed up his glasses, showing eyes full of adult wisdom, "I will tell you a common use of memory magic. I will I extracted and played the memories from my school days, and I am 100% certain that from elementary school to high school, there were no girls with such awkward personalities in my classes.”
"It's normal." Although he doubted the other party's ability to recognize people, Feiton still accepted this conclusion. After all, most people would never meet a tsundere girl in their lifetime.
"Besides, do you know what she has said to *** in the past few days?" Recalling the criticism he had suffered, the long-haired brave uncle burst into tears, "I suspect that she has some deep malice towards me. Now that I have found a partner, the conspiracy has been declared bankrupt in advance, and she will take revenge on me!"
"Ah..." Feiton suddenly felt a little stomachache and frowned, "Is there a possibility that this is because you have been holding the game console and have no time to spend with her?"
"Ha! How is that possible~" The long-haired brave uncle waved his hands in a funny way and asked, "Feiton, you come here to play games with us every night. Will your two lovers get angry because of this?"
"No." Kaguya and Eirin knew that Feiton had other plans, and Feiton would still leave his time during the day to them.
"Let's see!" The long-haired brave uncle defeated Feton's guess with his answer, and he almost wanted to applaud his own wit.
"...I tried my best." Feiton muttered softly.
Whether it is the long-haired brave uncle who stays in this face-conscious world for the sake of the tsundere elf, or the tsundere elf who risks being sliced up by scientists for study and follows the long-haired brave uncle back to his hometown, this is the development he is looking forward to.
But he just doesn’t want to fight against each other, and he won’t change his approach just because the ultimate tsundere and the ultimate wood can’t achieve the right result... Again, the world is not worthy of the kind-hearted long-haired brave uncle who has the glorious mission of saving the world. Let’s leave it to those brave men who are handsome.
"Excuse me~" A few minutes later, the heroes opened the door and entered.
It's not a lack of education, nor is it the so-called "exercising the rights of a hero." This is something that was agreed in advance. The room of the long-haired hero uncle is equivalent to an electronic entertainment room during the God of War Festival. You can come and go as you please, and no one will pause the game to help open the door. .
Looking at the brave men who had finished washing up and looked ready to fight until late at night, Feiton joked: "You guys come too often, right? You can satisfy your craving for games."
The Bow Hero said coldly: "This is not to satisfy our greed. It may be our last chance to play a video game in this life... not to mention that this is a video game from another world."
If he were just the long-haired brave uncle who had been away from his hometown for more than ten years, Feiton could deceive him as much as he wanted, but after getting involved with the young heroes, the game console Feiton took out became the biggest flaw.
Of course, this is not a trouble at all. We are already in a different world. What's so strange about another different world? Only the long-haired brave uncle is worried that he has returned to the wrong hometown.
"Well~someone seems to have a bad heart~" Feiton joked.
"How can we accept that kind of reason... But the choice is not on us. What else can we do besides enjoying ourselves?" The Bow Hero thought about not playing the game, but when he thought about it seriously, he still lost.
Feiton smiled, raised his finger and said, "I'll tell you some good news. On my way to this city, I met a brave merchant whose talent skill is 'online shopping'. Maybe I can buy from his channel." Get what you want."
"Really!?" The braves' eyes lit up.
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Feiton continued: "However, the suggestion I just made was sincere. Even if you don't go to Her Majesty the Princess to develop a relationship——"
"——Please don't mention the word 'princess!'" The Gun Hero yelled, holding his head, committing PTSD.
Brave A said with a gloomy expression: "To be honest, after communicating in private, I found that the princesses all have similar styles... Now when I meet the princess, I can't help but feel strange worries in my heart. The key is that I still There is no way to prove that this concern is unfounded."
Brave B added: "There is no princess in my team... However, the monk with the name of 'Holy Girl' seems to be completing the same job."
Then Brave C spoke: "I am here with the young daughter of the Marquis, the genius magician, and the eldest daughter of the marshal, the female knight."
Anyway, except for the reincarnated braves wearing native skins and special cases like the Shield Hero, the other braves are surrounded by beautiful official tour guides, and their journeys are always decided by the tour guides, and their role is often to make suggestions. , and then a character who is persuaded.
"First of all, I want to say one thing. Not every princess is a green tea biao. There are two princesses among my lovers." Although one has been promoted to queen and the other made a mistake and was exiled, "Then what I just said One more thing, the God of War Festival is coming soon, you should recharge your batteries and strive for good results."
"well……"
"Martial God Festival...hehe..."
"Forget it, I'll just concentrate on playing games."
The brave men responded negatively.
Feiton said in shock: "What the hell? There's nothing wrong with what I just said, right?"
The Gun Hero stretched out his palm and said, "I only have one thought in my mind right now, and that is to clear a few more games before the end of the God of War Festival."
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Feiton maintained a busy rhythm of walking around with Kaguya during the day, organizing the heroes to play games in the first half of the night, and sleeping in the second half of the night. Kaguya didn't say it, but she actually liked this world where the streets were full of magic users. , but the only drawback is that the princess and the maid always come to act as light bulbs; Eirin's investigation is successfully completed, and she was behind the attack on the underground research institute of a certain hospital by the Yotsukoshi Chamber of Commerce; Suzusen follows Kaguya around the clock, for fear of dying. It was rare that Teiya did not break away from the team and only made trouble within the sight range. ..
The time has come on the day of the Warrior God Festival.
"Everyone, please work hard~ Although there is no need to talk about the hypocrisy of 'friendship comes first and competition comes second', but remember to stop at the point and don't make the scene too ugly." Feiton and his team did not sign up for the competition, and other brave men After saying goodbye, he went to the auditorium.
After all, we are a brave team, so we naturally sit in the VIP area.
After getting away from the crowd, Kaguya couldn't help but ask: "Why are they not excited at all? They don't seem to be participating in this event. It's like..."
"Cope with it?" Feiton said with a wry smile, "This is also the result of communication - if you know that your attributes are less than one-third of those of your opponent of the same level, and that your opponent has a cheating level skill, Do you still have any ideas about winning?"
"Well..." Kaguya wanted to say, 'It's important to act on the spot.
But Feiton was already one step ahead and said: "The point is, attributes and skills are all given by gods and have nothing to do with one's own efforts. Some brave men who have trained to level 99 cannot beat another level 10 brave man."
"..." Kaguya, who was originally looking forward to the Warrior God Festival, had her expectations halved in an instant.
"Don't look like that, as I said before." Feiton showed the excited expression of a busybody. "This type of event is like inviting the Demon King's army to come and cause trouble. There may even be an award ceremony. Don’t worry, we can keep looking forward to it~"