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"Ms. Nurse, I have three broken ribs and both feet. I am in urgent need of help. Can you help me?" Jiraiya explained with a lewd expression and a vulgar tone.
"..." The nurse glanced at Jiraiya as if he were looking at a cockroach, then left after finishing the work at hand.
"Ale, nurse lady? Where's your professional ethics?" The shameless Jiraiya was still yelling.
(Click) The closed door was quickly opened again, but Jiraiya's smile soon became unbearable, because it was not the beautiful nurse who walked in, but Sarutobi Hiruzen and Mitomon. Yan, Koharu and Tsunade moved to bed.
With a dark face, Tsunade walked to the bedside, pressed her knuckles and said, "Do you need me to help you deal with your physical problems, Jiraiya?"
"Uh... no need, I can use the shadow clone to do it for you." Mr. Ninja said that his hands were not broken.
Looking at the disciple who was beaten down by a wandering ninja for peeping in the bathhouse, Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't know what he was feeling. He said helplessly: "Jiraiya, how come you haven't made any progress at all and you are still doing such shameful things?" .”
Jiraiya turned his head and said unconvinced: "Hmph, don't you still use telescope skills to peek at women taking baths?"
"..." Tsunade and Koharu, who had gone to bed, looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen with cold eyes.
"Ahem! Don't talk nonsense without evidence." Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed awkwardly twice and changed the subject, "There is something I need to confirm, Jiraiya, how did you lose?"
Jiraiya knew that this was about to get down to business, so he put away his frivolous expression: "I couldn't react at all, it was over with one punch... I mean, if this was on the battlefield, I would be dead."
Tsunade said contemptuously: "This is so lucky. You are just a pervert who peeks at a woman's bath."
"This is a source. Can the things about scholars be called voyeurism?" Jiraiya argued, "Speaking of which, Tsunade, why are you in Konoha? Have you also received the news that Orochimaru wants to cause trouble?"
Tsunade said angrily: "Konoha issued a mission to capture me, and I was knocked down before I could even react."
Jiraiya pretended to be corrupt, paying attention to the dynamics of various forces in the ninja world while looking for the son of destiny predicted by the Great Toad Sage. Tsunade was truly corrupt, doing nothing but gambling and drinking.
However, knowing everything Tsunade had gone through, Jiraiya didn't say much, just said: "So, where did that guy come from? I remember that he didn't wear a forehead protector."
Mito Kadoen replied: "A wandering ninja who completed Uchiha Itachi's bounty mission, Danzo wanted to know the details, and accidentally led to the destruction of his roots... According to him, he will stay in Konoha until the Chunin Examination is over. "
Jiraiya blinked and took a few seconds to confirm: "You mean, Danzo is also dead?"
"Alas, Danzo's actions are too extreme..." Mito Kadoen sighed.
Hearing this, Jiraiya showed a bright smile: "There is such a good thing, I forgive this wandering ninja brother!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen said speechlessly: "...Danzo has made great contributions to Konoha."
"Old man, you three are the only ones who believe this. Whether Konoha needs 'roots' to carry out shady tasks is debatable, but it is obvious that what Danzo cultivated is 'Shimura Danzo's roots, not' Konoha's." Root." Before Danzo died, Jiraiya would not have said that. Anyway, it would be in vain. His master seemed to be under an illusion and could forgive Danzo no matter how many wrong things he had done.
Tsunade added lightly from the side: "The only problem is that the wandering ninja didn't just send the other two immortals away together, so that Konoha would have dawn."
"???"
"What are you talking about, little girl?"
Mito Menyan and Koharu, who moved to bed, were extremely angry.
Like Sarutobi Hiruzen, this pair of sleeping dragons and phoenixes also have no intention of harming others. At most, they use their power to make profits for their family. Their biggest fault is "incompetence".
Naturally, I don’t think there is anything wrong with me.
"That's enough!" Hiruzen Sarutobi shouted angrily, shocking everyone, "Tsunade, heal Jiraiya's injuries, and we'll discuss the rest when we go back."
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"Suddenly I felt that staying in Konoha might be a wrong choice..." Feiton said suddenly when the girl from the ninja shop went to the warehouse to get the detonating talisman.
Knowing that the other party was just bored and had nothing to say, Kakashi still continued: "Why do you say that?"
Feiton counted with his fingers: "A madman who massacred his family, an ambitious man who engaged in human experimentation, a dog gambler, and a pervert - Konoha is truly a land of outstanding people, and we two wandering ninjas with a sense of justice seem out of place here. "
"..." Although it is a fact that he is out of place, this is really an overstatement. Hatake Kakashi dares to pat his chest here and say that he has a clear conscience. The most he can do is watch with cold eyes as his master's family property is confiscated by the village. His son was coldly raped by the villagers in the name of a 'demon fox'.
"I've probably seen through what the nature of a Ninja Village is and what makes up the best in the Ninja Village." Feiton looked at Kakashi thoughtfully. This ninja who was sent to monitor him is probably considered a good one in Konoha. He is the number one person, "But there are still many things I don't understand. For example, since you are fighting against your peers for the market share of work commissions, why don't you just kill the Daimyo and become the master of the Fire Country?"
Kakashi frowned and said, "...your idea is quite dangerous."
"Ideas are never dangerous. What is really dangerous is your approach. How many of your colleagues died in the Great Ninja War." Feiton laughed and said, "Well, there is no point in avoiding the topic. Konoha doesn't even accept academic exchanges. Is it allowed?"
Seeing that he could not escape, Kakashi could only reply: "Of course there are cases where ninjas attack daimyo... However, the Ninja Village and daimyo generally maintain a good cooperative relationship, and we have no intention of changing the status quo."
Feiton tried to ask: "In other words, the daimyo of the Fire Country does not have the power to make Konoha throw rats away. You are staying loyal purely out of cultural tradition?"
"...If you say that, it's not a big deal." Kakashi agreed with this statement.
Don't talk about 'ninjas as a group are deficient,' needing daimyo to provide living supplies, etc. First of all, we must make it clear that 'the ruling class headed by the daimyo of the Fire Country is not equal to 'all the citizens of the Fire Country.' After ninjas become the ruling class, The common people still have to continue to support them.
"Well, you rotten people, you still have something worthy of praise~" Feiton will not bow down to anyone, so naturally he doesn't talk about loyalty, but he doesn't hate loyal people.
"Ha..." Kakashi rolled his eyes, he didn't want this kind of compliment.
"Although I still want to find out the answers to other questions, let's leave it at that for now~" Feiton looked at the girl from the ninja shop who came back with a box of detonating charms.
"...Please spare me." Kakashi sighed.
