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"Meow~!" Jatis pointed at the tabby cat and meowed.
"...Cat meows." The tabby cat responded, pitifully walking to the feet of the daimyo lady.
The cat usually struggles to escape, but how can it be so well-behaved and obedient? Madam Daimyo couldn't help but asked in surprise: "This ninja brother, Xiaohu, who is...?"
Jatis smiled and replied: "I have negotiated with Xiaohu, at least in the short term, I will not run away from home again."
"Negotiation?!" Madam Daimyo's eyes lit up and she immediately reacted, "You mean...you can have a conversation with Xiaohu?"
Jadis nodded and admitted, "When I was five years old, my father taught me foreign languages every day with the book "Cat Language Daily Conversation"."
According to the unscrupulous father, the cat’s ancestor is a dimensional creature called the “Element Devourer Beast”. Although the Origin Devourer Beast’s bloodline has been severely degraded and spawned countless varieties, all descendants still use the language of their ancestors— —Considering that four out of ten of Dad’s sentences are lies, he has reservations about the above setting, but he can indeed have conversations with all the cats in the dimensions that have been reached so far. Read the book
"I want to buy this book! No matter how much money you want!" Madam Daimyo was already ready to pay.
Jatis quickly stopped him and said, "Unfortunately, Mrs. Daimyo, I am a wandering ninja who is experiencing the work and life of a ninja in the Hidden Leaf Village. I did not take that book with me when I left home."
"Oh~ Has Konoha introduced a new policy?" Mrs. Daimyo turned to look at the staff behind the service desk. Although the other person's smile was rather stiff and bitter, it was still confirmed.
Jadis continued: "Also, I don't think cat owners are suitable for learning cat language. Some natures cannot be changed through domestication. Knowing too much will make cats less cute."
"But I still want to know why Xiaohu always runs away from home..." Madam Daimyo wondered.
From Xiaohu's mouth, Jatis had heard about the daimyo's loving methods that were not very friendly to cats, but he also knew that the relationship between owners and pets was not equal, so he did not mention this matter, but only mentioned another reason. : "Because its wife and children are outside."
"Huh!? Xiaohu has a child?" Mrs. Daiming said in surprise.
"To be exact, I even have grandchildren." Xiaohu is already quite old. He completed the task of reproducing when he ran away from home in his early years. "I provided a batch of food to the cats. In exchange, Xiaohu must go home obediently. At least you can’t run away from home again before winter comes. Of course, this is just a temporary solution——”
"——It's easy, I just need to take all Xiaohu's children back!" Mrs. Daiming immediately said the root solution. She didn't lack this little money, and she was not the one who really took charge of the job.
"It's enough to put food at designated points when you bring them home. Unlike the tiger cubs who were raised by my wife, their children are used to a wandering life. Locking them up and taming them will make things messy." It is easier to become the center of the battlefield than to In Konoha, Jatis feels that the capital of the Fire Country is safer and more suitable for cats to live. "I will talk to Xiaohu and its children about this later. They should not refuse."
Mrs. Daimyo held up her bloated face and said with great satisfaction: "Are you willing to be my royal ninja? This is the first time I have seen such a capable ninja~"
"No no~ How can I compare to the elite ninjas of Konoha? I just happen to have special talents... By the way, I can compile some cat language suitable for cat owners for Mrs. Daimyo in the future, such as - ah meow ~Ugh." Jatis, who did not intend to continue this topic that would provoke the nerves of the Konoha ninjas, gave the order to Xiaohu.
"..." The tabby cat, which was obviously a male but had bows on its ears, raised its hands helplessly in a crouching position, looking like it was begging for a hug.
"The person who wrote that book is a genius~!" Mrs. Daiming picked up the little tiger and rubbed her fat face against the cat. The little tiger's despair was visible to the naked eye.
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"Well~ I'm pretty good at dealing with people~" Feiton, who was sitting on a building in the village, could clearly hear the conversation in the Hokage building.
Kakashi, who learned the content of the conversation through the shadow clone in the Hokage building, praised: "No, I think this is not a pretty good level anymore. He can negotiate with ease and always controls the direction of the topic. Not many ninjas Can do this."
This is not only related to the experience of dealing with people, but also is greatly affected by personal personality. For example, Kai, who has received countless commissions, can do nothing but give a thumbs up and flash his white teeth during negotiations.
Feiton said calmly: "It is a very simple thing to talk about cat-related topics with a cat slave lady. It is commendable to be able to control the situation among a group of smiling tigers who are talking and stabbing each other with guns and sticks. "
"...This is a bit demanding." Kakashi smiled bitterly, asking himself that he couldn't do this.
Feiton glanced at Kakashi coldly, and said in a sinister tone: "After all, you are only thinking about how to kill your colleagues, and you don't care about the customer's consumption experience at all."
"Well..." Kakashi had nothing to say. The words were hard to hear, but that was the truth.
"Don't get me wrong, what I can't bear to see is the Ninja Village War. I don't mean to blame you personally. You who were born in Konoha have no choice but to kill your colleagues in order to survive." Feiton stood up and patted The dust on his pants was stained, "Well, I just hope you can be tolerant and leave a path for wandering ninjas. One unpleasant incident is enough."
"Don't worry, there won't be a next time." No one knows how the root was destroyed, and there was still a bit of luck. The mission to capture Tsunade shattered this luck, and even Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear it. He kept scolding Danzo.
Hearing this casually, Feiton said: "So, can I move around freely? Of course, if you can be a competent tour guide, I can accept it."
Kakashi coughed dryly, holding back his embarrassment and said, "I heard that you need to go to a ninja tool shop. I recommend-"
At this moment, there was a noise coming from the direction of the bathhouse, as if a peeping pervert appeared.
"By the way, can I do something heroic?" Feiton pointed in the direction of the bathhouse.
After the Uchiha clan was destroyed, the security force was disbanded, and the ANBU didn't care about such trivial matters. The pervert could really run away if he didn't care about it, so Kakashi said: "Ah, no problem."
The next second, Feiton's figure disappeared from Kakashi's eyes, and a figure rushed into the sky from the bathhouse at high speed.
"At this speed, even if Kai's eight-door armor is fully activated, he may not be able to catch up, right?" Kakashi pushed up his forehead protector, revealing his Sharingan, trying to capture Feton's position.
"...Huh?" Feiton couldn't see it anymore, but he could clearly see the Peeping Demon - a man with thick white hair that reached his waist, wearing brown clothes, a red coat, and wooden clogs. Middle-aged uncle.
Well, it matches someone's image.
"Be merciful!"
