Chapter 55: The Journey of Scumbags

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"Sure enough, I am not qualified to be a master." Feiton lay on the corridor in a large shape with all his energy exhausted.

At the same time, he cooked the Ultimate Meat Hot Pot, Yangtian Cheese Gravy Risotto, Hell's Bliss Pot, Non-Locking Pork Ribs, Dream Carapace Roast, Three Egg Yolk Chowder, Charming Seafood Skewers, Fire Dragon Dongyang Gong Soup, Colorful Pudding, Palm Tea Bone Pork, There are nearly 60 dishes including animal meat purgatory stew, fried phoenix, colorful vegetable noodles, and strengthening oxtail soup. The body's functions are still sufficient, but the brain has been stretched to its limit.

"...I think you have a big misunderstanding of the profession of magician." There are indeed magicians with brains comparable to supercomputers, but most magicians are like Kaguya, pursuing the understanding of laws.

Feiton turned a deaf ear and said to himself: "No, I can't lie down, I have to set a small goal for myself... In the second super-dimensional cooking competition, I want to reproduce the works of all the contestants on the spot!"

"This goal is too big!" Capturing the action information of all contestants at the same time is a high threshold, let alone converting this information into one's own actions.

Feiton said matter-of-factly: "Well, the second competition will be held in at least five years. If I'm in a bad mood, it will take ten years. I won't make any progress in such a long time."

"...Is 5 or 10 years a long time?" The thousand-year-old man was very slow to see the speed of time passing, but recalling the emptiness and impatience of waiting for Feiton's return, he felt a little more sympathetic.

Feiton patted his cheek hard, cheering up in the most primitive way, and stood up: "Then, I should also go back to find my little cuties and show what I have gained this year~"

"Why don't you stay and have a rest for the night?" Kaguya subconsciously tried to persuade her to stay. After saying the words, she felt embarrassed and defended, "Look, your current mental state is so bad, you will scare them when you go back."

Feiton said with a playful smile: "Isn't this better? I can gain love from touching~"

"...Ah, really." Kaguya had nothing to say, and she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable for some reason.

"Before leaving~" Feiton suddenly came over and hugged Kaguya.

"What, what are you doing!" Kaguya shouted in a panic, even forgetting to break free.

Although the intimacy between her and Feiton has gone up a level since the milk beer incident, a certain scumbag seems to have temporarily put his cooking skills above women and did not engage in any more aggressive behavior. Overly direct hugs had only occurred a few times before.

"Hey~" Feiton picked up Kaguya with a little force, put it down and let go after three seconds.

"???" Kaguya tilted her head in confusion.

"Let's make sure that Penglai people really don't get fat. You who have been eating and drinking for the past year are a good test subject." Feiton poked Kaguya's forehead with his finger and walked out of the courtyard. Go, "Now I can feed them safely and boldly."

Kaguya covered her forehead and said angrily: "You can't tell this kind of thing just by looking at it with the naked eye!"

"Who knows if your volume remains unchanged and your density increases - ah, that's right!" Feiton seemed to suddenly remember something, took a few steps back, and poked Yong Lin's forehead with his finger.

"???" Yong Lin was stunned. She smiled the whole time and listened. What did it have to do with her.

"The rain and dew are all wet, so I'll give you a poke to prevent Kaguya from being mentally unbalanced." Feiton's steps started briskly, as if he had recovered some of his energy through bullying, "I really left this time, considering Suzusen's cooking skills Level, I suggest you eat simple meals for a week first, lower your expectations, and don’t bully your pets too much~"

Kaguya responded in a low voice: "...Don't go and make friends with other boundary breakers. It's so dangerous."

This sentence could not be conveyed, and Feiton had already left the Lost Bamboo Forest at supersonic speed.

But it doesn't matter, Kaguya knows that this man will not listen to her advice anyway.

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"...!" Lauda, ​​who followed Dia to his hometown, suddenly stopped.

Dia asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

"Evil God." Lauda turned around and faced the rear left side.

"Do you mean an angel without blood and tears, or someone hiding behind religion and pretending to be a god?" Even though he is one of the most famous traitors in the demon world, Dia is still a pure-blooded demon, and he and the angels dislike each other.

God-killing will surged out of Lauda's body. Unlike when he fought Feton and Dia, this gray polymer of negative thoughts now seemed to be boiling, constantly twisting and changing.

However, Lauda himself was as paralyzed as usual, and his eyes did not even change: "I don't know... I just know that I need to deal with them."

Yes, it was 'them'. The existence that became the target of the god-killing will was not unique, and they were not located in the same place. Lauda just randomly picked a direction to indicate.

"I'm not in good condition, so I won't join in the fun." Dia waved her hand, "Out of the need for team trust, can I ask an offensive question? You feel that you are acting out of your hatred of God. Or are you influenced by the will to kill gods and have thoughts you shouldn’t have?”

"No, the God-killing Will saved my life, Eve's, and Lei's lives. I have an obligation to repay the favor." Lauda looked at Dia calmly and answered this rather unfriendly question, "In addition, as a victim, I am The evil god does not like it.".

Dia whistled: "Hey~ So you can also say such a long sentence~"

"...I'll come find you later." Lauda jumped high and stepped on the flying dragon generated by the God-killing will.

"It's okay, that's a good answer." Dia smiled, which was different from the usual fake smile.

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Dia kicked open the store door.

"Devils can also cry...what? It's you." Dante glanced at Dia and continued to read his beauty magazine.

"Don't you think you need to give me an explanation?" Dia pointed back at the signboard above the store door, "When did my 'Angels Must Die' turn into 'Devils Can Cry'?"

"Haven't you been wandering around outside in the past few years? I see that Virgil has become more annoying than before after becoming a father, so why not use the idle resources." Note, because he often damages public facilities at work, Dante is a company A poor guy who can't afford a store, "Besides, what does it matter? Originally, this was a store opened by you and the Seven Sisters of Purgatory when you had nothing to do and copied us. It's not an exaggeration to say it's a branch of 'Devils Can Cry'." .”

"It's completely different, okay?" Dia released the soul-armed form of the seven sisters in purgatory and waved for them to clean up. "Mine is a master of all things who takes on interesting commissions, and yours is an investigator of mysterious phenomena who saves people from fire and water." and Demon Hunter.”

"It's obviously a compliment, but why is it so awkward for you to say it?" Dante asked angrily, glancing at his cousin, "By the way, you provoked someone outside, and why did you come back with serious injuries?"

"I have met two friends." Dia said leisurely, "Two friends who can push me to the ground and beat me violently. I have been practicing for most of the past few years... I have regained my friendship when I was hiding in the devil world for a long time. The desire for power."

Dante couldn't help but remind: "Don't go astray. It will be very troublesome to deal with you."

"Hmph, you should worry about Virgil first, little cousin." Dia waved her hand and went upstairs to her room to rest.