(1)
The amusement park during the holidays is, as expected, overcrowded.
Fortunately, after a week of walking around the streets, shopping malls, and watching movies, Kaguya's resistance to dense crowds has improved a little, and she no longer seems to be tortured when she comes to entertainment venues.
"Wow~ I know that one, it's called the 'Ferris Wheel', right?" As the No. 2 player of the Evertei video game, Di has also acquired a lot of knowledge about other worlds, and most of the facilities in the amusement park can be called by their names.
Feiton pressed the emperor's head hard and warned with a smile: "I told you not to act so stupid, others will think you are disabled."
"I, I didn't mean to pretend..." Di said bitterly.
Although she is an old monster who is pretending to be young, no one can live with a completely false persona for hundreds of years, and the yelling in surprise is purely a display of true nature.
Yong Lin looked at the Ferris wheel and muttered: "So, this machine called the 'Ferris wheel' just locks tourists in a tin box with windows and slowly sends them to a high place... No wonder you said we can fly. Will be disappointed.”
"Well, I haven't played in an amusement park in this world. I can't rule out that there will be special game facilities." In other words, most of the amusement facilities in the amusement park will disappoint Yonglin, "But at least, here The atmosphere is very nice, isn’t it?”
"...Indeed." Yonglin looked around.
Laughing tourists, brightly colored buildings, staff wearing cute doll costumes, and a dazzling array of roadside decorations all work together to create a festive atmosphere.
Although it’s hard to say this from the standpoint of a sage who symbolizes reason, when you do the same thing in different atmospheres, you will get different feedback.
Feiton sighed: "There are so many children who feel like they have become younger~"
"..." The 30-year-old Feiton had no problem saying this, but the Eternal Pavilion quartet always felt that it meant them.
"So, do you have anywhere you want to go?" Feiton looked at the navigation board in the distance. His abnormal body automatically adjusted his vision, and he could see the map clearly.
"Roller coaster!" by Kaguya
"Roller coaster!" by Di
A rather ordinary choice, after all, this is the most classic ride in the amusement park.
But the ordinary choice means that other people also made the same choice, and they encountered the best people in the playground.
"Okay, Yong Lin and I will find a place nearby to have a drink. You two will line up obediently. Ling Xian will be responsible for taking care of you." Feiton decisively completed the division of labor.
"This is too long! Is it really just a five-minute ride and an hour-long queue?" Kaguya pointed at the queue and said pitifully, "Eirin, isn't there a way for me to ride the roller coaster in one go? "
Yong Lin glanced at Feiton amusedly: "If someone wasn't so resistant to the magic of [interfering with cognition], it would be very simple."
"Don't even think about it. Go back and copy a hundred words of [Free Ranger] to understand its connotation." Feiton waved his hand in disgust, "I'll give you another way to solve the problem. I'll give you a suitcase. You scatter money in a wide area next to the banknotes, and when the tourists in line run to pick up the money, you rush to the front of the line."
Kaguya widened her eyes and said, "I don't want to! I will be regarded as a fool!"
"Oh~ you're not stupid~" Feiton deliberately showed a treacherous smile, "If you really do this, I will call you 'Princess Sabi' from now on."
"Bad guy!" Kaguya was glad that she wisely avoided the trap.
Feiton put away his smile and said seriously: "Well, let's stop joking... In a densely populated big city, 'waiting in line' is a big problem that can never be avoided. This is part of the authentic life experience in another world. , anyway, you don’t lack time, so go and experience it.”
"Then I'd rather not ride the roller coaster." Kaguya turned her head and said.
"You can consider avoiding the peak period and coming here again... huh?" Feiton's attention was attracted by two black figures. He hooked his fingers at Kaguya and walked towards the front of the human dragon. "You are lucky, you may not Need to wait in line for too long.”
"Are you lucky...?" Kaguya glanced at the emperor subconsciously. She couldn't say whether this rabbit, which had the ability to make humans lucky, could make these non-human beings lucky too.
"Princess~! Hurry up and follow me!" Di urged with a shy face.
"...Forget it." Kaguya gave up on further investigation and followed Feiton.
Feiton came straight to the black duo and said loudly: "Isn't this gin and vodka? Long time no see~"
"???" The two people in the winery were shocked. They didn't expect to meet a man who looked more like a monster than Koro-sensei here.
"It's me, methanol! It's a rare meeting, let's go have a drink together~" Feiton pulled the two of them out and escorted them away as if they were arm-in-arm.
"!" Without any instructions, the emperor immediately pulled Kaguya to take over.
"Here~ It's for you. See you next time." Feiton took out two cans of Coke from the storage space, stuffed them into their hands, and waved goodbye.
"???" Gin looked down at the Coke in his hand.
"???" Vodka looked back at the replaced position.
Damn it, I wouldn’t have led you to bully people like this!
(2)
Unlike Feiton, who is either performing the tasks of the organization or looking for trouble, Kaguya and Emperor just "have the ability to fly" and usually don't have much need to fly, so their evaluation of riding a roller coaster is actually pretty good... In fact, if It’s not like we couldn’t find a second group of bullied winery staff, they were all planning to ride the roller coaster again.
Then, the group came to another classic attraction-the Haunted House.
"Not scared at all."
"It's better to say it's a bit friendly~"
"Hell is a hundred times more terrible than this."
"And hell is a serious bloody horror. Those ghosts regard torturing the dead as a job."
Contrary to roller coasters, haunted houses get all bad reviews.
"Didn't I just say it?" Feton, with a popsicle in his mouth, flipped through the cooking book copied from Totsuki Academy, and said vaguely, "Don't have high expectations, you are scarier than ordinary monsters. too much."
It's really not a joke. The weakest among the four, Suzusen, also has the ability to control madness. This is an ability suitable for large-scale abuse of food, and the threat to humans is not low.
Kaguya said dissatisfied: "This is not fun, that is not fun, then what are you doing here?"
"I'm just telling the truth." Feiton closed the cooking book, "Of course, there are also attractions here that I'm interested in~"
"For example?" Kaguya blinked her big eyes.
"Bumper car." Feiton narrowed his eyes and waved his hand deliberately, "But forget it, I have seen the future where you will cry when you are hit by me, so I won't bully you~"
"Who is afraid of whom?" Then, the Princess of the Moon fell into the trap.
