"Why am I 'Milk Beer'? I am obviously more suitable for 'Bamboo Leaf Green'!" Not only the brewery team was dissatisfied with the code name, but also Kaguya, who felt that her code name was childish.
Feiton turned around, continued walking backwards, and said strangely: "I have always used 'facing the bamboo forest' as a sarcastic term, how come you sound quite satisfied?"
Kaguya protested: "These are two different things. I never said I hated bamboo."
What she hates is the life under house arrest - this cannot be said to her face, because this kind of life has been obtained by Eirin giving up her lofty status as the Sage of the Moon.
Feiton couldn't achieve the same understanding: "I can accept a rabbit jumping around. What's so good about bamboo? Is it interesting to see bamboo leaves swaying in the wind?"
Kaguya waved her finger and preached: "What do you know? The tall and tall bamboo, proud of the snow and frost, symbolizes integrity and the style of a gentleman. To be more specific, the evergreen four seasons represents tenacious vitality, and the hollow represents open-mindedness. , the pliable nature of bamboo represents softness and strength, and the exposed bamboo joints represent high elegance and integrity.”
"...Bamboo has received too many additional concepts that it shouldn't have." Feiton rubbed his temples with a subtle expression, "According to this tone, the giant panda that specializes in eating bamboo becomes a tyrant who slaughters gentlemen?"
"W-well... why do you have to blame the giant panda!" If you can't argue, you can only be rude, a standard skill for women, "Anyway, I want to change the code name to 'Bamboo Leaf Green'."
Feiton put his hand into the pocket of his coat as a cover, took out a can of blue drink from the storage space, and threw it to Kaguya: "Go on."
"What?" Kaguya asked subconsciously.
"Tianrun Milk Beer." The names of the wines Feiton listed were all ones he had personally drank... of course, except methanol, which was not wine at all.
"...It's so weird, milk can be made into beer?" Kaguya opened the tab suspiciously, smelled the smell, and then took a sip, "The taste is also very weird, as if something was added to the yogurt. of……"
I took two more sips.
The picky expression gradually relaxed: "Forget it this time, I will decide the code name next time."
"Definitely next time." Feiton smiled, turned around, and jogged a few steps to catch up with the black group in front, "Handsome guy, your name is 'Bourbon', right? How about making friends? You call me ' methanol' will do."
"..." Amuro Toru's mouth twitched, but she still responded with a smile, "Nice to meet you. How can I help you?"
"As you can see, I came from another country. I only knew that I was here to hunt octopus." There is no doubt that the first half of the sentence is a lie. Feiton is one of the few 70% of the experts present who know the truth, and the remaining 30 % is about the relationship between Koro-sensei and the Virgin White Lotus, "Bourbon, can you introduce me to the competitors on the scene? For example, the red-haired muscular guy in front of you, this is the first time I have seen someone who even has facial muscles. .”
Toru Amuro was surprised: "You don't even recognize 'The Strongest Creature on Earth'?!"
Feiton rubbed the back of his head and said with a silly smile: "Hey, hehe~ Although I also work out, I usually don't pay much attention to the fitness world. I am keen on studying cooking skills. I just falsely reported my age and passed the transfer exam for Totsuki Academy this morning."
"???" Amuro Toru just wanted to say that a cook came to join in the fun.
Also, can you please stop shouting the word 'fitness world' so loudly? Fortunately, the previous few fighters didn't bother to be like ants, otherwise even he would most likely be in trouble.
Feiton suddenly lowered his voice and said thiefly: "By the way, you are from the same organization, right?"
Toru Amuro hesitated and said: "...That's right."
"Then you must be isolated." Feiton patted Toru Amuro on the shoulder with a sympathetic expression.
"Why am I isolated?!" Toru Amuro felt that he had always done a good job in his undercover work.
Feiton said in a matter-of-fact tone: "Everyone else is wearing black uniforms, but you are not given a uniform because you are black. Isn't this being isolated?"
"..." Tohru Amuro said that he would not be held accountable by his superiors for beating foreign tourists during his undercover work, right?
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(Snapped)
"What are you doing!" Kaguya, who was attacked by surprise, rubbed her forehead.
"Try the weapon." Feiton shook the special pistol provided by the R government and pointed at the round special bullets on the ground. "Well, it is indeed harmless to humans unless it hits the eyes."
Yes, this world not only has "antimatter tentacles", but also "anti-antimatter tentacle materials". As soon as Koro-sensei comes into contact with this special material, cells will die based on a principle that requires a hundred thousand words of paper to explain. The problem now is that Koro-sensei's top speed is Mach 20, or 6.8 kilometers per second, and there is no way a weapon made of this material can hit him.
Kaguya said angrily: "Can't you shoot on the ground?!"
"That makes sense." Feiton thought so sincerely, but his fingers just didn't obey his orders.
(Snapped)
"You guy! Die!" Kaguya, who was shot in the head again, picked up the most powerful assault rifle from the weapon rack and pulled the trigger towards Feiton.
There was no movement.
In other words, the trigger cannot be pulled.
"Well~ you have played a lot of FPS games, is this your first time touching a real gun?" Feiton smiled and picked up another pistol and turned on the safety, "Have you ever heard of the 'firearm safety mechanism'?"
(snap) (snap) (snap)
"Unfair! I don't even know where the safety of this gun is!" Kaguya ran away holding the gun.
"Give me the gun, and I'll demonstrate it to you." Feton chased Kaguya in roaming mode with two guns (shooting empty on purpose).
"Do you think I'm a fool?"
"There aren't many things you can pull on the gun. Aren't you an idiot?"
Looking at the two people walking away, Toru Amuro was silent for a moment and asked Eirin: "...Is he always like this?"
"A good hand at drawing hatred." Yong Lin silently accepted an anti-antimatter tentacle material dagger and added another research project. "However, it seems that he has a good impression of you."
She could see clearly that although there was only a difference in status, the member of the black group closest to Feiton at that time was Belmode, but the target of Feiton's conversation was Bourbon. There was always a reason.
However, Bourbon did not appreciate it: "I am grateful for such a good impression."
After waiting for about forty-five minutes, masters from all over the world gathered on the playground of the old school building.
Some of them are good citizens recruited by the government, some are underground workers who have been sentenced to dozens of executions, some know secrets including anti-matter tentacle experiments, and some come for huge bounties, but overall they can be divided into " "Fighter" and "Gunner", the "high-tech equipment user" similar to Iron Man and the inhuman "Frankenstein" have not yet appeared.
The reason is not simply that the technology tree of this world is very biased, and the field of antimatter is outstanding, but also that the earth still has a lifespan of one year, and the trump card does not need to be released early.
"-Hello everyone, I am the criminal who blew up the moon." Without any warning, a tentacle monster with a yellow body and a suit appeared in the center of the field.
"Damn it, why does this octopus look so cute~!" Feiton, who was sitting with Kaguya eating popsicles, shouted.
"That guy over there is really discerning~!" Koro-sensei said cheerfully, "Although I plan to blow up the earth next year, it would be too boring to run away all the time, so I plan to be a teacher in the school behind me from the day after tomorrow. Although I will knock you all down at once, there should be many people here who have failed repeatedly, so please give me some advice in the future~"
The world's best master "Death" is not an excellent teacher, which also led to his betrayal by his disciples and his arrest. Although after drinking the chicken soup for the soul from the researcher of the Holy Virgin White Lotus, he made up his mind to be a good teacher, and for a while he also became a good teacher. It was difficult to know what to do, so he constructed an image of "Koro-sensei" who was frivolous, lustful, and stubborn.
Today is just a practice before taking up the job.
"Indeed, even I can't defeat such a monster, but -" Yujiro Noma was about to fight.
"——According to the rules, the weakest go first!" Feiton shouted again.
"..." Fanma Yujiro's face began to distort.
Kaoru Hanayama, a 19-year-old boy who is 191cm tall and weighs 166kg, sighed secretly, rushed towards Koro-sensei, and punched out: "Ha!"
(Bang) The giant Huashan Xun disappeared from the playground, and several trees collapsed in the woods on the left.
"Yes~Next~" Koro-sensei smiled, waving his soft tentacles.
