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(3)
"Flower picking" is just a hobby for people with low moral character, while "thief" is a profession to support their families.
In the audience, who are making a fuss about magic weapons and panaceas, there are three big thieves from the Wulin Kingdom: Chu Liuxiang, the marshal among the bandits and the best young master among the gangsters. The thief who is too lazy to catch; Sikong Zhaixing, who will not steal just because he is short of money, but who needs someone to pay him to steal, and regards stealing as an art; Fan Liangji, who will not make a declaration of theft openly and openly. He is the most typical thief who can steal junk that cannot be sold for a good price and pocket all the proceeds from the theft.
"Old thief Fan, do you think you can't run anymore, so you have found an apprentice?" Sikong Zhaixing, a middle-aged man with a Chinese character and a face, found the alley where Han Bo and Han Bo could easily escape. Fan Liangji at the entrance said, "Well... your taste is not very good. This boy is more suitable to be a flower picker, and he is destined to live a short life."
"???" Han Bai looked confused. He didn't do anything. Why did this person criticize him when they met?
Fan Liangji knocked Han Bo on the head with his pipe and explained on behalf of Sikong Zhaixing: "You dare to even look at the woman covered by the best master in the world. Isn't this perverted and stupid? Fortunately, he has a good temper, otherwise You are already inside the city wall."
"Uh..." Han Bai was embarrassed.
His first love was the young lady from the Han family who had been waiting for him for many years. His favorite was the female disciple Cihang Jingzhai whom he had only met a few times. He fell in love with two second-tier beauties without hesitation. When he saw the top beauties, his index finger twitched—— This was all the fault of Dao Xin Demon Dafa, and he believed it anyway.
"I won't consider taking on a disciple until I can't even outrun you." Fan Liangji, who is old and powerful, ranks among the top 20 in the martial arts world in light kung fu, but the growth rate of his internal strength can no longer make up for the speed of physical aging. He will have to fall out in a few years. "As for this lecherous boy, he is a little stupid. He can't help but cultivate demons in his heart and has a bright future. Let's take him with him to help him."
"Hey!" Han Bai's expression changed. There are many people who covet the magic skills practiced by Pang Ban, the former best master in the world. The more people know about it, the more trouble it will be.
Fan Liangji smiled nonchalantly. Han Bai was a new friend whom he had not met before, and Sikong Zhaixing was a colleague who had known each other for many years. At present, the latter's friendship was more profound: "By the way, why is Sikong boy looking for me? Could it be that he wants to I want a panacea, but I always steal rags, and I can’t raise the money for a while. Do you want to borrow it from Lao Fan?”
In the past, this was an insult, an insult to Sikong Zhaixing's stealing skills.
But the 'Qinggong' that Feiton showed just now made this sentence become an ordinary sentence. Neither Sikong Zhaixing nor Fan Liangji himself felt that he had even a slight chance of success.
Sikong Zhaixing replied with a smile: "Hey~ What if I really came here to borrow money?"
"Don't even think about it. I'm going to buy a life-extending elixir myself! I don't believe that even if the magic medicine that turns people into cats has been developed, there will be no magic medicine that can extend life. It's just that we can't afford it. It's about a satisfactory quotation." Fan Liangji refused at first, paused for a few seconds, and then said mischievously, "Of course, if what you want can be bought with money, I don't mind transferring all the treasures in my collection to You, just do me a little favor."
"Take you to the palace and steal the treasures from the treasure house?" Sikong Zhaixing asked without hesitation.
Peers are peers, and their brain circuits are the same.
"It's not 'take me to the palace,' but 'let's go to the palace together.'" Fan Liangji also explored the terrain of the palace and the patrol routes of the guards, but he was not as familiar with it as Sikong Zhaixing.
Master Ouchi can only accept a performance artist who likes to steal the emperor's daily necessities to enter and leave the palace, but cannot accept an old thief who specializes in stealing treasures approaching the treasure house. The two are hit with different strengths.
"Then forget it, the old emperor is pretty good to me." Sikong Zhaixing refused directly.
After the emperor gets the news, he will also try to buy life-extending elixirs, and realizes that the real purchasing power is not the internationally accepted gold and silver, nor the banknotes that are only valuable in the Wulin Kingdom, but the treasures represented by heaven, materials and earth treasures. . Attack the treasure house at this time and wait to be chased to the ends of the earth by a group of powerful masters.
Fan Liangji said casually without having high expectations: "Tsk, then what are you here for?"
"Actually, I'm here to ask for cooperation, but the target is not the imperial palace, but -" Now it's time for the main show, Sikong Zhaixing uses his voice transmission martial arts, so that only Fan Liangji and Han Bai can hear him, (- the Destiny Sect.)
Fan Liangji leaned back tactically, and also used the sound transmission martial arts: (You kid are tired of living?! It's not good to provoke anyone, why bother those gangsters? Can you beat Zhu Yuyan or Shan Yuru?)
(I just don’t like these bastards who steal the country by sleeping with men.) Performance artists are willful. (In a word, do you want to do it or not? I received news that Huanwen made a huge sum of money at the brothel run by Tianming Sect last night. Sooner or later, they will take action to sweep the goods.)
Fan Liangji weighed the power of the two thieves joining forces, gritted his teeth and said: (You idiot, do it!)
(That’s right~) Sikong Zhaixing said with a cheerful smile.
(Ahem, sorry...) After listening for a long time, Han Bai finally found a chance to talk, (What is the origin of this Destiny Sect?)
(They are a group of demonic sects who specialize in bewitching and tonic. You might meet its disciples when you go to a brothel to spend money - wait.) Fan Liangji, who was about to explain in detail, was suddenly stunned.
Sikong Zhaixing looked Han Bai up and down and said leisurely: (The Dao Heart Demon Technique is the most profound method among the ten volumes of "Tian Mo Ce". It is rumored to have a significant suppressive effect on other magic arts...)
"???" Han Bai, a scumbag who likes ooxx, is about to become the nemesis of the Destiny Sect who is good at ooxx.
(4)
"It's a very serious chronic rhinitis. You may die of suffocation while sleeping, but it's just chronic rhinitis and can be treated." Because the patient's family members were very lovely and their attitude in asking for help was sincere, Yonglin made an exception on the first day. Diagnose and treat a patient who is not suffering from a rare and complicated disease.
Song Tianer cheered: "Great, Brother Chu's nose is finally saved!"
"...Thank you, doctor." Chu Liuxiang, who always felt that this statement was a bit strange, subconsciously rubbed his nose.
Again, although he is the prototype of the pretentious male protagonist in online novels, he touches his nose because of a stuffy nose, not to show off.
"It's just that there is no need for treatment at all, right?" Yong Lin did not expect to make an exception this time and provided himself with a new research project, "Is it the effect of practicing internal strength? You can breathe through the skin."
"——Isn't this just like a frog?" Feiton arrived instantly and participated in the conversation.
Kaguya followed closely and said in surprise: "Huh? Can frogs breathe through their skin?"
"Princess, I will give you some biology lessons when you get back." Yong Lin smiled and informed, "...It is rumored that there is a superior martial arts called "Toad Kung Fu" in the Wulin Kingdom. Could it be that Young Master Chu is practicing this technique?"
"Uh... no." Looking at the enthusiastic three people, Chu Liuxiang felt that things were starting to get troublesome.
