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(5)
The Japanese flower street, full of the smell of powder, is just a business gathering place based on the large number of female ghosts in Zhonghe Hell. Although flesh and blood business is indispensable, it is more popular here than men treating women as commodities that can be purchased with money. The concept of men being used as cash machines often occurs in small theaters where "passengers who have been on the bus once hold roses and diamond rings and want to buy the bus, but the bus refuses to be used as a private car."
Please rest assured that Feidon has no love for buses. If he meets a young bus who has been away from home for half a year and knocks on the door and proposes to use his body to pay for accommodation, he will kick him away - but Feidon found him on Flower Street. Another fascinating creature.
"Kiden-sama, help me!" The person held in Feiton's arms was the reporter from Hell Newspaper, a chubby white Nekomata wearing a kimono and a newsboy hat.
Gui Deng, who was sitting next to him eating dumplings, ignored Xiao Ban's plea for help: "I can't stop the behavior of Mr. Boundary Breaker. Just accept your fate."
"Why is this~!" The little judge pitifully endured the attack on his face.
There are no cats who are born to like to be hugged and fondled, so they need to be educated from an early age. Nekomata, who exists as a kind of monster, basically never has an owner. Yakumo Murasaki's shikigami is a special case.
"Cat girls are cute, but real cats are different~" After rubbing his face, Feiton began to knead the pink pads on Little Punk's paws.
Although I know that this is a place similar to the sole of a shoe, which is particularly dirty, I just can't help it. Maybe this is a common problem for cat lovers, right?
The little judge said dejectedly: "...it's Nekomata here."
"Even if you say so, apart from being rounder and having two tails, I don't see any difference between you and ordinary cats." The three-headed hellhound Feiton couldn't accept it, but the two-tailed one couldn't accept it. The cat is not a problem at all, "By the way, I forgot to confirm one thing... Meow~?"
"Meow?" Xiao Ban replied subconsciously.
Feiton breathed a sigh of relief: "Meow."
"Meow, meow?!" Xiao Ban's tail stood straight.
"Oow, meow." Feiton took out three books from the storage space.
The young judge took out the camera from his small pocket and responded while taking pictures: "Ouch~Ouch~"
"——It's really annoying! Please speak human language!" The ghost lamp slammed the ground with the mace, interrupting the encrypted communication between one person and one cat.
Feiton protected the young judge and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey! Please pay attention to me. Cats are very delicate creatures, and tragedies such as sudden death caused by stress reactions often occur."
"It doesn't matter. He is not only a cat, but also an unscrupulous reporter whose daily job is to spread rumors and stir up trouble. He has a very strong heart." Ghost Deng was unmoved. He is a staunch snapdragon fan and treats both cats and dogs. Not interested at all, "What happened just now? Do you know how to speak cat language?"
He had already known that boundary breakers and time travelers had the technology to resolve language barriers, but this was the first time someone like Feiton had mastered animal language discovered it.
Of course, this is also related to his shallow personal relationship with these outsiders. In fact, after today, he will not take the initiative to get in front of Feiton.
"I have studied it specially." Feiton put down the small book, put the three books he had taken out before on his lap, and introduced, "Well, these are the characters of my hometown. Translated from left to right, it is "Cat" "Introduction to Daily Conversation in Cat Language", "Advanced Daily Conversation in Cat Language", and "Expert in Daily Conversation in Cat Language". After learning and practicing for two weeks, you will basically be able to communicate normally with cats."
Xiao Ban said with envy: "We are so lucky to have our own kind in another world. There are such cat lovers who can understand us~"
"Wait a minute, are cats a kind of pet in Lord Feiton's world?" After receiving confirmation, Gui Deng asked based on his common sense, "So, can this kind of book really be sold?"
"It can't be sold~ Only children and ultimate cat slaves will buy it. Considering the children's learning ability, the latter two books may not be able to sell fifty copies a year." Hold out your chest, you are the one. The benchmark for cat lovers, "However, I gave the author a large reward anonymously to thank him for his contribution to cat lovers around the world. There is no need to discuss whether his behavior of generating electricity for love is reasonable."
Anonymous, this is important.
At that time, Feiton had not yet been taken care of by a rich woman. His money was all mission rewards issued by the organization, which was blood-stained dirty money, which would make ordinary people feel disgusted.
Ghost Deng pondered: "...Should I also sponsor a linguist to study the language of snapdragons?"
"Speaking of which, there is one thing I have always wondered about." Feiton picked up Xiao Ban again and faced his cute cat face. "Different dimensions, different planets, and different countries have different languages. This is a reasonable phenomenon. ...but why do I test it many times and find that creatures from different dimensions that look like 'cats' at a glance all use the same cat language?"
"...Is there such a thing?" Gui Deng frowned.
Feiton raised the little judge high and murmured: "In other worlds, I have heard of [GODO Language], [True God], [Akshay Records] and so on... Could it be, in the infinite dimensional world? Is the true God a cat?”
"No, I think the possibility is 0." Gui Deng replied immediately.
(6)
The real Hell of All is a place where immortals jump, grinding sinners with stone grinding stones, crushing sinners with boulders, making sinners climb mountains of knives in pursuit of beautiful women, whipping sinners with barbed whips, and trampling sinners with iron elephants that spit fire from their entire bodies. The place where people were executed by other methods was not as beautiful as the flower street full of makeup and powder outside.
In view of the fact that someone was stopped by the charm of a cute cat, and the job of Enma Daiwang's assistant is to guide him to familiarize himself with hell, the only ones who actually visited Zhonghe Hell were Kaguya Horaizan and Yashi Eirin.
"I think Feiton should experience these punishments!" Kaguya said angrily.
The anger stems from Feiton's irresponsible speculation about her relationship with Eirin. Although the two of them are very close, eight hundred years together is enough to fundamentally change the relationship between the "willful little princess and the amiable old sage" , but it's definitely not the kind of 'intimate' where you take off your clothes and have sex with each other.
Eirin pointed at the male souls who were climbing the sword mountain for the female ghost soldiers on the top of the mountain, and chuckled: "Ignoring the women who are readily available all over the street, and instead being addicted to Nekomata, it seems that it does not meet the standards of Zhonghe Hell~"
Kaguya shook his head and said, "I have seen the photo albums of him and his lovers. He has countless lovers that he can count on his ten fingers. He is a real playboy! He meets the requirements perfectly!"
"Eh? Is he willing to show this kind of thing to the princess?" Yong Lin said in astonishment.
"Inaba acted coquettishly and wanted to see it, so he took it out." Kaguya said casually without thinking so deeply, suddenly remembering something, her pretty face turned red, "No, but that kind of clothes called 'swimming suits' are really too That’s obscene! Yonglin, you can’t go and see it!”
Yonglin smiled slightly: "Oh, 'swimsuit'?"
"Ah..." Kaguya then remembered that she was very curious, while Eirin was very thirsty for knowledge, and being mysterious had the opposite effect.
Yong Lin did not continue this topic, and the corner of his mouth curved: "Your Highness, what do you think Feiton would do if he saw this mountain of swords as a dead soul?"
"It must be the female ghost soldier who picked up stones and threw them on the mountain." Kaguya said without thinking.
"Ouch~" This is a test question.
However, Kaguya, who was being tested, was not aware of it and was still slandering someone in a bad way.
