The monkey, fatherless and motherless, bursts out of the stone.
Because he was afraid of death, he became a disciple and learned the art of immortality; because he wanted a weapon, he snatched a stick from the Dragon King; because he wanted to be a respected official, he went to heaven, but after knowing that he was just a horse breeder, he returned to the human world and became the monkey king; Because he still wanted to be a respected official, he went to heaven for the second time. After becoming a forest ranger, he couldn't control his mouth. After being a guard for stealing, he knew that the matter could not be concealed. He took advantage of the situation and ate all the immortal wine and elixirs, and returned to the human world again. Monkey King.
After eating a bunch of treasures, the monkey's strength surged and it was successfully repelled by the army that came to capture it. However, there was still a mountain higher than the mountain. It was captured by the boss with eyes on his forehead. After surviving the smelting torture of the old Taoist priest, he made a big fuss in the heaven. , and was eventually pinned down by a fat monk at the foot of a mountain to repent. Hundreds of years have passed.
"——Although it is consistent with the facts, why do I always feel that something is wrong when I retell it from your mouth?" Monkey looked at the blond man in front of him and asked in confusion.
The blond man laughed and said, "Well, it must be your imagination~"
"Really?" Monkey is not the type with complex thoughts, otherwise he wouldn't have been tricked into taking up unimportant jobs in Heaven twice in a row. His attention quickly shifted to other places, "By the way, can you stop talking while talking?" 'Well', that sounds annoying!"
It's not that the pronunciation is offensive, but that the other person has a frivolous look when they say it, which makes the monkey feel offended.
"This has been my oral habit for many years, and I can't change it now even if I want to." The blond man put his hands on his forehead, imitating the shape of bunny ears, "Besides, isn't this very cute? Special oral habits are the most adorable thing."
"Cute?" The monkey couldn't understand the meaning of this word.
The blond man slapped his hands and suggested, "How about adding 'zhizhi' at the end of your words in the future? It will help to pick up girls~!"
"You think I'm a fool?!" the monkey bared his teeth.
If it hadn't been pressed against the Five Elements Mountain, it would have given the opponent a blow.
"No, no~" The blond man ignored the monkey's anger and continued, "Then how about 'my grandson' instead of 'me'? My grandson is here, I have to pee, I am invincible in the world..." so?"
"This is acceptable...no!" Monkey reacted and urged, "It's your turn to introduce your origins."
To the blond man, the monkey trapped under the Five Elements Mountain was strange; to the monkey, the blond man falling from the big hole in the sky was also strange.
The two parties tentatively made a non-binding oral agreement, each introducing its own origins.
The blond man had no intention of breaking his promise on such a trivial matter, and introduced himself: "My name is [Feton]. As you can see, I am an ordinary person who came from other worlds."
The monkey laughed and scolded: "You call these 'ordinary people'?"
"Well, some people call me [Semlian Demon God], but I never remember that I have changed races. I just learned to transform with practice." The blond man flattened his mouth and said I really think so.
"Demon...?" The monkey once again couldn't understand the word.
In its view, demons are demons and gods are gods, and there are no hybrids mixed together... However, the title of 'Demon God' sounds quite handsome, only half inferior to its 'Monkey King'.
The blond man continued: "I came to this world purely by chance. I am traveling everywhere. How should I put it... Ever since I found a way to make my lovers immortal without side effects, I fell into a period of confusion and didn't know myself. What to do."
"Isn't it enough to be able to live freely?" Monkey did not doubt this statement.
"Enough is enough, but... I always feel like something is missing." The blond man said distressedly, "Well, you don't understand, even though you have lived much longer than me, but looking at your life, you Not only has he never done any good deeds, he has not even done anything serious. He only does things that are beneficial to him and things that make him happy out of biological instinct, just like a monkey."
"I am just a monkey." The monkey replied subconsciously, and then realized that he was offended again.
As for the blond man's evaluation of his hundreds of years of monkey life?
Sorry, it didn't feel the slightest bit in its heart. It went in one ear and out the other.
The blond man clapped his hands, signaling the end of his self-introduction: "Then, it's time for me to leave this world."
"Eh? Are you leaving now?! Didn't you say you wanted to travel?" A rare chat partner, Monkey wanted to chat more.
"No, the big guys in this world don't seem to welcome me." The blond man looked up at the sky, then looked at the Five Elements Mountain pressing on the monkey, and shook his head, "The key is that they are quite strong, I don't I’ll make the same mistake as you.”
The monkey asked inexplicably: "What mistake have I made?"
"Of course - even though you don't have the best strength in the world, you still live with the best attitude in the world."
