ps: The previous chapter was 723. I made a mistake with my hand and wrote 733 instead.
"But... I don't have that much jade now, can I get it on credit?" Shi Hao turned into a simple and honest man and said with some embarrassment.
"What? Credit? No!
"
Uncle Jingbi immediately refused.
"Young man, I thought you were sincerely buying it, but you actually wanted to buy it on credit!"
Master Bird's face didn't look very good either.
"But I have no money now! When I become stronger and make money, I will definitely give the money to you, right?" Shi Hao said confidently.
"Oh, I noticed that you, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are so good at thinking about good things?" Uncle Jingbi said.
"How about this, let's sit down somewhere and I'll ask my brother to give you money. My brother is already rich." Shi Hao thought for a moment and said.
"Your brother? Can you be rich?" Uncle Jingbi looked at the silly boy in front of him and couldn't help but ask.
"Of course! My brother is rich! My brother has so much talent that he can play with it!" Shi Hao said, and he looked more honest and honest as he argued with reason.
I have to say, this scene looks very reliable.
Master Bird and Master Jingbi looked at each other and nodded. People are stupid and can be deceived!
"Then... okay, but you have to ask your brother to come here quickly. If you wait too long, we will have to pay extra." Master Bird said.
"Don't worry, my brother is in the False God Realm and will be here soon."
Shi Hao opened his mouth and led the two old Bangzi to an inaccessible place.
Just when the two old bangers were confused and asked why your brother hadn't come yet, Shi Hao suddenly got up and pushed the two old bangers down with one hand in each hand.
"Brother! Help!" Shi Hao said.
In mid-air, Shi Yi's figure appeared, chanting the mantra: "Seal! Suppress! Ban!"
Two rays of light fell, suppressing Master Bird and Master Jingbi.
Even the bird on Master Bird's shoulder was suppressed by Shi Yi.
"Naughty kid? Shi Yi?"
"Naiwa'er? Shi Yi?"
"Zhizhizhi? Chirp?"
Master Jingbi, Master Bird and Bird spoke excitedly.
"***! I just said something wasn't right just now. How could someone be so honest and honest! It turns out you were just pretending!"
Uncle Jingbi suddenly reacted and spoke excitedly.
"That's sloppy! It's you! No! It's really you!"
Master Bird also spoke excitedly.
They didn't feel something was wrong just now, but after they calmed down, the more they thought about it, the more they felt something was wrong. Now that Shi Hao revealed his true form and Shi Yi came out, they realized that they had been tricked by the naughty kid again.
"You two old gangsters are very idle, and you are still using my and my brother's names to deceive you after all this time! Tell me, how many people have you defrauded over the years, and how about the dividends?" the naughty kid said, stretching out his hand to Two people asked for dividends.
"Liar? What do you mean by cheating? Our transaction was fair and aboveboard!" Uncle Jingbi said immediately.
"Also, we haven't sold it either. Those people outside are as smart as monkeys. It's not easy to cheat...ah, it's not easy to sell!"
Master Bird also spoke.
"You're still lying to me, right? I just heard you say that one just opened not long ago! Hurry up and give me some of the jade, or I'll hang you in the initial passage of the Virtual God Realm and blindfold you. Let others avenge those who have a grudge and avenge those who have a grudge."
The naughty kid said angrily, threatening the two old guys.
"No, no, no, no!" Master Bird and Master Jingbi said repeatedly.
Sure enough, they were anxious.
They have deceived and abducted so many times over the years, but they have always aroused hatred. If they were blindfolded and hung at the entrance of the initial passage...
To put it bluntly, they might be beaten to death.
"But we really don't have the jade anymore."
Lord Bird sighed and spoke.
"Yes, this business is not as easy as you think, nor is it zero cost." Uncle Jingbi said.
Then, the two people began to teach the naughty child how to deceive and deceive.
"First of all, doing this industry requires investment. The first thing is to make others believe in you. This is a technical job, and a story that looks real is a bonus. Of course, you also need to have the necessary following. This is the first investment. Well, you have to arrange your own people in the audience to cooperate with you. Only in this way will your words have a certain degree of credibility in the ears of those who are just passers-by."
"Of course, this is just the first step. Now that you have sold something, someone must buy it, right? You have to let others see that someone is buying it, so that others can think that this thing is reliable and can be bought. Isn't this also investment?"
"Just buying it isn't enough, you also need feedback. It needs to be seen by others. Oh, only if this thing is useful after buying it, will someone be willing to try it."
"Of course, if the initial capital is enough, you can add one more step: that is reverse publicity, that is, someone buys your thing and finds out, oh, it's wrong, why it doesn't work, and comes to you angrily, and the atmosphere on the scene becomes tense. This There will definitely be people watching the fun, and there will be a lot of people watching. At this time, you can teach him on the spot that your method is wrong, and it needs to be like this. After the operation is completed, the other party will see that it is his problem. After apologizing, Leave happily. In this way, people watching will feel that this thing is really useful. It turns out that after buying this thing, if you have problems, you can come to us for help and we will try our best to solve the problem. Will others be happy to buy it? "
Mr. Bird and Mr. Jingbi told each other their tricks of deception and deception.
Although some places may seem old-fashioned, they also have their own opinions.
"Don't you understand this? No one will always be eighteen, but there will always be people who will be eighteen. No one will be stupid enough to be fooled, but there will be people stupid enough to be fooled." Bird Master said confidently.
"So, what you two are saying is that you are investing all your hard-earned treasures so that you can trick someone next time?"
Shi Hao asked in shock.
"No!" Master Bird said confidently.
"The two of us are already celebrities in the False God Realm. It's useless to do this anymore. Others won't believe us when they see us. Some people haven't even entered the False God Realm, and people in their families have warned them thousands of times. Please tell me, if you say there are two old men in the Virtual God Realm, you must not believe them."
Uncle Jingbi sighed, feeling a little regretful.
"No, what do you mean by the lack of confidence and pride in your words?"
Shi Hao was stunned.
"You don't understand, this is the highest praise the world can give us." Master Bird said calmly.
If he hadn't been suppressed, he would have looked like a master at this moment.
Shi Hao:? ? ? ?
What the best praise the world can give you!
"So, here's the question, how did you get the jade through deception?" Shi Hao asked.
"Good question! No more!" Master Bird replied.
"Gone???!
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