Li Beidou scratched his head. Faced with such a wise boss, nonsense would definitely not work. But to tell the truth, Li Beidou was not partial to science in his previous life, whether it was liberal arts or science, but they were all filled with half a bottle. If a wandering contestant fails the exam, he or she will have the same chance in arts and sciences. It all depends on whether the invigilator is strict or not.
It is too difficult to explain clearly, and he may not be able to understand the physics, mathematics and other aspects involved.
So Li Beidou began to look around, trying to find something that could vividly explain the principles and try to cover up the past.
The only person he could see was Zhongshu Sheren. There was nothing he could do about it. Li Beidou always suspected that this guy was writing bad things about himself.
So Li Beidou walked up to Shiren.
Shiren looked at Li Beidou with a confused expression. Li Beidou stretched out his hand and said, "Brother, could you please borrow two pieces of paper for use?"
While Shiren was still reacting to what his name was, Li Beidou quickly moved his head over, trying to peek at what this guy was writing just now.
Unexpectedly, this guy was extremely agile and faster than Li Beidou. He quickly took away the paper full of words and stared at Li Beidou with a vigilant expression.
Damn it, if the peeping failed, I would have used my superpower if I had known better.
You must know that Li Beidou's eyes are particularly good, especially during exams. As a college student with poor grades but who doesn't want to fail the exam, good eyesight is very important.
Toneri took two pieces of paper from the table and gave them to Li Beidou. His eyes were fixed on Li Beidou's movements, and his eyes were as guarded against thieves as they were, which made Li Beidou feel insulted.
Li Beidou's mouth twitched, this guy is a character.
Li Beidou, holding two pieces of paper in his hand, said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, everything in the world has its laws. As long as we can grasp the laws, we can improve the tools and save manpower and material resources for us people of the Tang Dynasty."
Seeing that Li Shimin didn't understand the reason, Li Beidou continued: "For example, if you throw a piece of paper as far as possible with all your strength, what should you do?"
Li Shimin thought for a while, crumpled the paper into a ball, and threw it forward with all his strength.
The ball of paper fell two feet away in a perfect parabola.
Li Beidou smiled and said, "I have another way to throw it further."
After speaking, Li Beidou began to fold the paper airplane, then gave a sigh of relief to the nose of the plane and threw it out with all his strength.
The paper plane flew outward smoothly and landed ten feet away.
Li Shimin looked incredulous and asked: "How did you do it? Why can you fly so far after folding it a few times?"
Li Beidou thought for a while and said: "I used inertia and aerodynamics. To put it simply, as long as we master the principles of everything in the world, we can use it for our benefit, such as sunlight, air, etc."
Li Shimin still looked at Li Beidou with a blank expression, completely confused, and asked after a while: "What did you mean by letting out a sigh of relief just now? What do you mean?"
The corner of Li Beidou's mouth twitched, and he suddenly felt confused. There is really no explanation for this tone. I can only say that he breathed before throwing the paper plane. It belongs to the category of metaphysics and cannot be explained. The instinct engraved in his bones, this breath, seems to have been lost. soul.
Seeing the constipated expression on Li Beidou's face, Li Shimin did not ask further. He picked up the paper airplane himself, looked at it carefully for a long time, and then said with a serious face: "Beidou really has wonderful ideas. It seems that he must have accumulated them for many years. Only now." It shines.”
Look, the name has been changed to Beidou, how close it is! ! !
"I... I'm ashamed, I just got something occasionally..."
Li Shimin thought deeply for a while, stared at Li Beidou, with a flash of light in his eyes, and said with malicious intent: "Beidou is the only one who is proficient in the inertia and aerodynamics you mentioned, how can he deal with it?"
Li Beidou immediately became alert and probably guessed what Li Shimin was planning.
Li Beidou has a lazy personality and is destined to be unable to burn his own candle.
He was tired even standing up, and his greatest ideal in life was to be like a paralyzed patient, eating, drinking, and defecating in bed.
Teaching and educating people from 9 to 5 every day? How is this different from the social animals in previous lives?
Oh, it’s impossible, it’s impossible, just think of it!
Li Beidou gritted his teeth and said: "Your Majesty, I will die. I don't want to serve the king and the country. I really don't want to be an official in the court. I have a weak heart and behaves absurdly. If I become an official in the court, I will eventually become a fly." You people like Gou will find it difficult to gain anything in this life, so I just want you to be idle and white."
Li Shimin frowned, as if he had something in mind, then he relaxed his brows and said with a smile: "A gentleman does not force others to do something difficult. Since Beidou is unwilling, I will not force myself."
Li Beidou was overjoyed and hurriedly kowtowed and thanked him.
Just listen to Li Shimin continue to say: "Beidou, you have contributed to the Tang Dynasty, not to mention the sharp weapons you created, but just for your contribution to epidemic prevention, I have to reward you, but since you don't like to be an official in the court, then I will How about I ennoble you as the son of Hongwen County and grant you a settlement of 100 households, but I allow you not to enter the court and not manage politics?"
Li Beidou was really touched now.
As the emperor, the official positions of his vassals are still discussed. Later generations should not be called Tang Taizong, but should be called Tang Renzong.
Li Beidou knew that he had to appreciate the promotion. After all, it was just a title with no real power. It was enough that he kept his original intention of not being a social animal.
Li Beidou leaned over and prostrated, "Your Majesty is benevolent, righteous and wise, I thank you for your kindness!"
No matter how smart the fox is, he can't beat the old hunter. If Li Beidou knew what Hongwen meant, he would understand that for the rest of his life, he will be the wind and snow, the excitement will be him, and the ordinary will never be him.
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In fact, the emperor's oral edict can also be regarded as an imperial edict. After all, golden words cannot be changed. However, for major events such as canonization, it is still necessary to prepare an edict and distribute it to various ministries with seals.
Therefore, Li Beidou did not plan to tell his family in advance before the official decree was issued.
Li Beidou, who was feeling very happy, saw Xue Ne and Cheng Ruoshui looking at Li Beidou with envy on their faces as soon as they entered the house.
Li Beidou asked angrily: "What?"
Xue Ne and Cheng Ruoshui said in unison: "Not good!" Then they looked at each other and twitched the corners of their mouths.
The two were silent for a long time, then Cheng Ruoshui spread his hands and signaled for Xue Na to come.
Xue Ne laughed twice as if he had taken advantage, and said: "Brother, the emperor is right. This is so glorious. I am a host today, so I must go to the Neijiaofang to celebrate my eldest brother."
Before Li Beidou could say anything, he saw Li Derjian coming from the backyard with a big stick in his hand and an evil look on his face.
Li Beidou's eyelids twitched. He didn't know why he was guilty of Tai Sui today. It seemed to be a bad omen.
Xue Ne and Cheng Ruoshui behind them were also stunned.
Li Beidou quickly asked cautiously: "Dad, what are you doing???"
Li Derjian raised his big stick and pointed it at Li Beidou and shouted: "You evil beast, why don't you die quickly!"
Li Beidou was shocked: "What's wrong with me?"
Li Derjian was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he picked up the big stick and rushed towards Li Beidou.
