Chapter 24: Imperial Physician

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Some people are like fireflies in the dark, hundred-dollar bills in a pile of steel coins. No matter how low-key they are, they can't hide their uniqueness from the inside out.

For example, at this moment, Li Beidou was having his shirt taken off and turned into an exhibit with a sullen look on his face.

Four or five shameless old men with white beards were discussing around him as if they had met a big girl.

"This... this is amazing. There is no sign of ulceration at all."

"Everyone, how could this heal so quickly? If I hadn't helped Li's baby treat the wound a few days ago, I would have thought it was an injury a month ago."

It turns out that you, an old boy, burned me with lime. Li Beidou looked at the old man who spoke with murderous eyes. If he hadn't been in front of the prince, Li Beidou would have punched him.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's really amazing. The human body can be sewn together with threads like cloth? I have been practicing medicine for decades, and this is the first time I have seen it."

Li Beidou was also helpless. He was only responsible for asking the sergeants to take a bath with his mouth. Unexpectedly, the news immediately reached the ears of the prince, who asked the reason.

Li Beidou didn't want to be in the spotlight, so he simply explained and wanted to leave.

Who would have thought that Li Zhi cared so much about him, a newly hired employee, that he had to ask the imperial doctor to take a look at his injuries.

In this way, Li Beidou was ashamed to have the cloth strips with fresh blood removed, exposing various wounds.

Under Li Zhi's puzzled eyes, Li Beidou had to explain the alcohol disinfection, debridement and suturing techniques.

"Several imperial doctors, you have also looked at the wounds. Do you think Lieutenant Li's alcohol disinfection and suturing techniques can be promoted in the military?"

The white-bearded old man who had treated Li Beidou ignored the discussion with his colleagues and replied seriously: "Back to the crown prince, I will ask Lieutenant Li a few questions before I can determine whether it can be promoted in the army."

Li Zhi waved his hand and said, "Mr. Hu, if you ask, Captain Li will answer truthfully."

The corner of Li Beidou's mouth twitched. It seemed that Li Zhi was not stupid and had already realized his intention of smearing blood on the cloth.

Doctor Hu turned around and asked proudly: "Li Xiaowei, I ask you, how did you know that alcohol can disinfect and prevent inflammation?"

This old guy, you don't know how to pretend to be a superior person, you have to force me to teach you a lesson, so that you, an old scumbag, know what it means to be alone.

Li Beidou also imitated the old scumbag, tilted his neck and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "Mr. Hu, do you know what biology is?"

Doctor Hu was confused for a moment, "Huh? What did you say... what kind of blood?"

Li Beidou clicked his tongue in embarrassment, looked at Li Zhi in embarrassment and said, "Your Highness, he doesn't even know biology, how can I explain it to him."

Doctor Hu's face turned red, "Young man, what I'm asking is how did you know that alcohol can be used for disinfection? What does this have to do with blood?"

Li Beidou snorted disdainfully, "Of course it does matter. Otherwise, how could I explain to you what the smallest living things in the world are? What is their living environment, and how to kill microorganisms that are invisible to the naked eye? You don't even know these, so why not?" If you stay at the stage where what you can't see with the naked eye means it doesn't exist, everything I tell you will be in vain and you won't understand it at all."

All the imperial doctors: "..."

Li Zhi: "..."

What the hell is this talking about? Is it human talk? Why do I understand every word, but not the whole sentence when put together?

Li Beidou got angry when he saw Dr. Hu's expression of pretending to understand even though he didn't understand. He continued: "Mr. Hu, you have been practicing medicine for many years. I naturally believe in your professional ethics, and I also believe that you will not take any advantage. The patient's life is a joke, but medicine, like other sciences, has progressed and developed, otherwise we would still be like the ancients. Treating trauma requires more than just stopping the bleeding and bandaging it. If you apply a red-hot iron to the wound, it will be comparable to quicklime. Much faster.”

Li Beidou's injury was there, and even if Imperial Physician Hu was not convinced, he could not defend himself.

Of course, as soon as Li Beidou said to get the soldering iron and quicklime, Doctor Hu immediately understood why this brat was targeting him so much.

Dr. Hu could understand it, and so could Li Zhi. Hearing this, he couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You kid can't stand any grievances and must be repaid, but you have to know that if Dr. Hu hadn't helped you deal with the wound in time that day, I'm afraid you wouldn't have been able to wait for a while." You won’t be able to rejuvenate yourself until you are able to rejuvenate yourself.”

Li Beidou blinked in embarrassment. This...seems to make some sense, but he can only blame this backward medicine.

Li Beidou could only salute to Doctor Hu awkwardly, "Mr. Hu, I've offended you. I hope you have a lot of money and don't argue with me."

It's a shitty day, and you have done everything good and bad. Doctor Hu could only wave his hand magnanimously, "It doesn't matter. It's my fault that I'm not good at studying and almost missed Lieutenant Li's arm."

Seeing that the two had reconciled, Li Zhi asked: "Nephew Beidou, now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, can you tell me whether the alcohol and suturing techniques can be promoted in the military?"

"This... promotion must be promoted. After all, it can greatly increase the living rate of soldiers. However... I think it is better to find a place to experiment first. First, we can verify whether the method is reliable, and second, we can also use it to cultivate people. If this method is really effective, it won’t be too late to promote it.”

Li Beidou didn't want to cause trouble for himself, so he simply taught his apprentices to starve their masters to death.

Li Zhi understood his new employee and immediately said: "Okay, very good, very safe, then I will hand them over to you and let them learn from you."

All the imperial doctors: "..."

Doctor Hu's face was full of dark lines, Xuexue... They had all been practicing for decades, and their grandchildren were all older than Li Beidou.

The boss has already made the decision, so what can the employees say? They can only respond reluctantly, and there is nothing they can do about it.

A group of old guys could only reply: "No!"

Li Beidou didn't have any burden. As long as it didn't affect his ability to be a salted fish, he could do anything.



Li Beidou was very proud after leaving the East Palace. After all, he had accomplished his goal of doing something for the soldiers, and he was not involved in the cause and effect.

No, looking at the few old tails following behind, it can’t be said that they are completely free from Karma.

But fortunately, I only know so much. As long as I teach these old guys, I can be laid off with honor.

What Li Beidou didn't know was that the old guys behind him were about to vomit blood, and their faces were all bitter. They had lived for a long time and had many apprentices and grandchildren. In the end, they would be apprentices to a little kid. He didn't know that his ancestor Zong Quan I wonder if their old bones can hold up the coffin board.

In fact, this is the difference in cognition. Li Beidou wants to be defeated after teaching, and does not care about the so-called master-disciple status at all.

The old guys, on the other hand, are once teachers and always fathers. They are so rotten that I envy them.