In the past few days, toilet water has quietly become a sought-after object among the powerful circles in Chang'an City.
Like a plague, it quickly spread to the rich and became a luxury item in ancient times.
In Chang'an City, if you don't spray some toilet water when you go out, you will be embarrassed to say hello to others.
Mrs. Li followed her son's suggestion and at first just gave a bottle to each of several ladies she knew well.
Unexpectedly, the next day, ladies of all sizes in Chang'an City visited the Duke's Mansion for no apparent reason.
In this way, toilet water gradually became popular throughout the city, and even the palace heard the news.
Soon, the proceeds from the sale of toilet water were sent to the Li family's warehouse.
Looking at the carts full of white money, Li Derjian couldn't help but have a different view of this good old man.
But when I saw his lazy look, I couldn't help but feel angry.
Li Beidou got himself a rocking chair. The craftsmen made it according to the normal size, but the finished product was a pain for Li Beidou.
Li Beidou is not yet 17 years old this year and his body is not yet mature.
Lying on the rocking chair, my feet couldn't reach the ground at all.
I saw Li Beidou lying on a rocking chair basking in the sun. There was a fruit plate next to him. Li Beidou, who had short arms and legs, couldn't reach the fruit at all, but his lazy temper just couldn't get up.
He grumbled there, desperately reaching for the fruit.
Fail again and again, start over again, never get tired of it.
Li Derjian was so angry that he was itching his teeth.
Just when Li Derjian was about to have an attack, Xue Ne appeared at the door with bruises on his face.
Li Derjian then left angrily.
Li Beidou, who didn't know that he had escaped, frowned when he saw the bruises on Xue Ne's face and asked, "Were you beaten?"
It can be said that Xue Na is Li Beidou's only friend in this world. If he is bullied, he must step forward.
Xue Ne sighed helplessly, "I was beaten."
Li Beidou was so angry that he stood up from the recliner with one force, "Let's go fuck him."
Not asking about right or wrong, right or wrong, just doing it without saying a word, Li Beidou gradually got used to the world of dandy.
Xue Ne looked miserable. When he saw Li Beidou getting up, he sat carelessly on the recliner and said, "No need to bother, brother, I can't afford to offend this guy, and you can't afford to offend him either..."
Li Beidou sneered, "I even dare to sell the things given by the emperor, and there are still people I can't afford to offend?"
Li Beidou took on the role very well, but suddenly he felt that his argument was a bit strange. Is this a scandal or a great achievement worth showing off?
The corner of Xue Ne's mouth twitched, "The person who beat me is my father..."
Li Beidou calmed down instantly, pulled Xue Ne up, and lay down again, "It's okay, remember to drink more hot water."
Xue Ne looked at Li Beidou with a look of resentment on his face and sighed.
Seeing that Li Beidou was unmoved, he finally couldn't help but ask: "Brother, tell me the truth, did you also make that toilet water?"
Li Beidou was stunned. Was this boy beaten stupid by his father? His thinking was too fast. "Yes, it's just basic operations."
Xue Ne's whole face turned red quickly, and he was obviously a little excited. "Why is the elder brother so capable?"
Uh... If you want to explain this clearly, you probably have to start with Einstein's theory of relativity or parallel universes.
Forget it, Li Beidou decided to explain in the most understandable way, so he said seriously: "A few days ago, I was struck by a Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, and in an instant I understood everything in the world..."
Xue Ne became uncharacteristically silent, and his expression gradually became serious.
Li Beidou was surprised, "What are you thinking about?"
Xue Ne's expression was serious and he looked directly into Li Beidou's eyes, "Young brother is thinking..."
Li Beidou turned from strange to curious. He tilted the rocking chair vigorously, put his feet on the ground and asked, "What are you thinking about?"
"Thinking about how stupid Brother Yu is in Big Brother's heart makes Big Brother think that Brother Yu will believe Big Brother's nonsense."
Li Beidou laughed unkindly...
Xue Na was helpless. Although he was angry, he also knew that Li Beidou was not to blame for this incident, so he kindly reminded him: "Brother, please don't go out recently."
Li Beidou raised his eyebrows, and his dandy aura spread around him, "Why?"
Xue Ne squatted on the ground like a deflated rubber ball and replied: "Because you are in trouble."
Li Beidou quickly recalled what he had done recently, and found that he had done nothing but eat and wait to die, "You better finish the matter in one breath, don't force me to do anything."
Xue Na laughed twice and said, "The rich and powerful people in Chang'an City are saying that they will beat you up."
Li Beidou was stunned, what had he done? It turned out to be the must-have blue buff for the powerful children of Chang'an City.
Li Beidou was very worried, but he asked strong and calmly: "Why do you want to beat me? Could it be that I made their mother-in-law's belly bigger?"
"Uh... no, brother, are you too confident?"
These words were a bit hurtful, but when he thought about how weak he was recently and how he kept sweating while sleeping, Li Beidou felt that he didn't have the confidence to refute, and couldn't help but feel a little impetuous, "You better give me a satisfactory answer." .”
Xue Ne curled his lips, "You made a strong bow, brewed good wine, and brewed toilet water, why don't you let us live!"
Li Beidou frowned, "Have you always spoken so out of tune? It's not easy for you to live so long. Can you get to the point? What does this have to do with those mentally retarded people trying to beat me up?"
Xue Ne was a little angry and started to dig in the ground with his little hands, "How can it be okay? Now people say that it's because your father beat you to enlightenment that you can get these good things. Why do you think I have this injury on my face?" My father also wants me to become enlightened..."
Li Beidou suddenly realized that he had become someone else's child, "So those bastards want to beat me because of this?"
Xue Ne was sulking to himself, digging hard in the soil, and murmured in a low voice, "Brother, don't blame them. After all, you are the chief culprit. Didn't you see how miserable they were when they went out? The eldest brother has been a close friend for many years, and I am afraid that even the stupid brother can’t help but want to take action.”
Li Beidou never expected that he would become the public enemy of Chang'an's dandy without provoking anyone.
Seeing Li Beidou's bitter face, Xue Na continued: "Brother, you should avoid the limelight these days. Those bastards, led by Cheng Ruoshui, are all descendants of the Duke's family. They are not afraid of your identity, eldest brother. If they meet, they will really dare beat you."
Li Beidou sighed helplessly, "Okay, I won't go out recently."
Adults only look at the pros and cons. For Li Beidou, who has lived for two lifetimes, he will not engage in meaningless fights for the so-called face when there are no interests involved or disputes about beauty. Those bastards are really He was very childish, and he had no interest in dealing with them.
Xue Na was stunned, is this still the Li Beidou who is the boss of heaven and the second child of me? "Brother, you have changed a lot since the White Jade Pegasus incident."
Li Beidou smiled and said, "Reviving this life is just more transparent than before."
Xue Ne didn't understand what this meant and couldn't help but ask: "What is transparency?"
Li Beidou sighed, "Transparency means not disturbing others, not being disturbed by others, living your own life like a lonely waste, avoiding all troubles, and living your whole life peacefully!"
Xue Ne stood up and looked at Li Beidou with resentment, "Brother, I don't study well. Don't lie to me. Do you call this transparency? You...you will die alone, like a lone star in the sky, okay?"
Li Beidou smiled, he smiled, he smiled proudly...
