Xue Fangfang's nose was filled with smoke and he hastened to leave. Damn dude, you should pity yourself. I hope you can find a wife in this life. I really hope God will thunder and kill this guy.
Naturally, Xue Ne couldn't let his sister leave alone, so he quickly chased Xue Fangfang without bothering to argue with Li Beidou.
The good Barbie Q ended like this. Li Xinghe looked at the mess and said with a bitter smile: "Fifth brother, Brother Xue actually didn't mean that."
Li Beidou put away his angry expression, sighed and said, "I know what he means. Don't mention this matter again in the future, just pretend it never happened."
Li Xinghe looked confused, "Fifth brother, what do you mean?"
Li Beidou bent down to clean up the mess with the housekeeper, "Go away, you little brat, stop asking about social affairs."
Li Beidou, who had lived two lives, could not fail to understand the meaning of Xue Ne's words, nor could he fail to guess that it was Lao Xue's instruction that he brought his sister to his home.
But knowing doesn't mean you have to accept it.
Zhang Ailing once said that everyone has the white moonlight that cannot be obtained and the cinnabar mole that cannot be forgotten.
The reborn Li Beidou only wanted to make money to make salted fish, and there was no option for falling in love at all.
Although he had once wondered why he didn't have a partner to marry, this was not ancient at all.
But that was just a complaint caused by curiosity. Like all scumbags who say "I love you" before they succeed, they mean it but they don't mean it.
…
Li Beidou lived a very comfortable life in the next few days. He was free from worries and stress, slept well and ate well every day.
The rest of the time was spent inventing.
With alcohol in hand and troubled by mosquito bites, the first thing Li Beidou did was to try to make toilet water.
I thought I would have it at my fingertips, but toilet water is nothing more than alcohol and incense.
But it took me two full days of tinkering to really master the ratio.
After making the first bottle of real toilet water, Li Beidou dedicated it to his mother immediately.
It's embarrassing to say that in the days after time travel, Li Beidou was too busy dealing with crises to spend time with his mother.
In my impression, this mother always looks gentle and elegant, and she can be said to be a role model for everyone.
"Sir, I'm asking you, what are you doing?" As he spoke, Li Derjian began to look around. No need to question, he was looking for a weapon.
Li Beidou finally came back to his senses. He looked around while explaining, "This... this is toilet water, which can disinfect, relieve itching, and prevent mosquito bites."
There is no doubt that he is looking for the best escape route.
Seeing the father and son each looking for their own thing, the mother Li Wangshi couldn't help it anymore, stretched out her hand and pinched Li Derjian hard, "Can't you talk to your children properly? You have no patience at all. Is this how you teach your children?"
Li Derjian snorted angrily and looked at Li Beidou with a look that clearly said, "I'll wait for you."
Li Beidou then stepped forward, took the toilet water from his mother's hand with a smile, opened the bottle and poured a few drops out.
A rich and very special floral fragrance overflows.
My mother immediately took it, smelled it, and was full of praise.
"Not only does this toilet water smell good, it can also relieve itchiness, and after you sprinkle it on, mosquitoes will stop biting you."
Seeing that his mother was doubtful, Li Beidou called A'Zhu and poured a few drops on her arm that was bitten by mosquitoes.
It could soon be seen from Arjuna's resentful eyes that it must have worked.
How can I not be resentful? I didn't offend anyone. As soon as Wu Shaolang came up, he asked the little girl to feed the mosquitoes with her arms.
My mother immediately put a few drops on the area where she was bitten by mosquitoes.
After a while, the mother's eyes lit up and she said, "My son has a clever mind, and this thing is really extraordinary."
Li Derjian seemed to have something in mind after hearing this. He couldn't help but stand on tiptoes and look at the toilet water. He felt that the bite on his neck was even more itchy.
Seeing this, Li Beidou said tentatively: "Mother, I wonder if it is feasible to use our Li family's shop to sell toilet water in Chang'an City?"
Wang Li's eyes lit up and he looked at the small bottle carefully, "My son's idea is very good, but this small bottle is too ordinary. If this thing is replaced with a beautiful bottle and sold in dozens of stores in our Li family, it will definitely be Make a fortune."
Then Mrs. Li Wang looked at Li Derjian and said excitedly: "Husband, our Li family's shops are all under the name of my maternal uncle. What do you think..."
Li Derjian was obviously very curious about the efficacy of toilet water, but he still said with an air of dignity: "Don't ask me about business matters."
Mrs. Li snorted coldly, "Huh, you are pretending to be very noble in front of the children."
Li Derjian touched his nose awkwardly and looked at Li Beidou with an increasingly unfriendly look.
Li Beidou felt that he should teach his father a lesson and let him know what it means to drive away tigers and swallow wolves.
Li Beidou let out a long sigh and said: "The child has grown up too late. I am ashamed of my mother. If my father could spank the child less often so that the child can focus more, I guess this thing would have been created a few years ago. In fact, It’s all the child’s fault.”
Li Derjian was shocked, how dare this shameless kid do this...
Mrs. Li stared at Li Derjian, her eyes full of anger, "I told my husband a long time ago that scolding is enough for children when they make mistakes, but you didn't listen. What a smart child you are, but you beat him to a late bloomer. It's all your husband's fault." !”
Li Derjian felt like he couldn't breathe out, and his heart was filled with panic, "You're such a traitor..."
Li Wangshi glared, "You still said that!"
Li Derjian shut up immediately.
Li Beidou felt secretly happy and continued to ask tentatively: "Mother, this thing is simple to make. I gave the secret recipe to my mother. How to sell it is entirely up to my mother."
Li Wangshi happily stroked Li Beidou's hair, "My son has grown up and is promising." Seeing the recorded formula in Li Beidou's hand, he said seriously: "Remember not to leak the secret formula. This is our It’s something belonging to the Li family. Come, I’ll keep it for you for my mother.”
Li Beidou handed over the secret recipe without hesitation. He felt that it was only natural to give it to his mother.
Mrs. Li kept the secret recipe close to her body and then said: "Don't worry, my son, I will tell my mother to go down today and find a place to build a workshop in Zhuangzi. It won't take long to sell it in Chang'an City."
Li Beidou is overjoyed and is not far from financial freedom.
Just when Li Beidou thought of this, mother and son connected, and a sweet voice came over, "From now on, my son can go to the accounting office to withdraw all his expenses, and I will make the decision for my mother."
Li Beidou was overjoyed and quickly bowed to express his thanks.
Children of wealthy families were given a certain amount of pocket money every month, which was called monthly money in ancient times. There is no excess, this is the rule of each household.
Just a few words from mother were enough for Li Beidou to achieve financial freedom.
Li Derjian was very dissatisfied, and just about to explode, when he saw Wang Li's glare, he immediately murmured softly, "You can't spend money randomly. It's easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it's difficult to go from luxury to frugality..."
Mrs. Li smiled happily and said, "Listen, your father happily agreed."
Li Beidou was stunned. He really didn't understand that it meant he was happy to agree.
Is it so magical? Could it be official slang?
