"You evil beast, don't pretend to be dead for me. If you cause a huge disaster, the Li family will be implicated by you. I will definitely beat you to death today."
Li Beidou was awakened by an angry shout and groaned uncontrollably.
It hurts, all over my body.
It seems that he is not dead. I really don’t know whether to thank the country, the party, Hongguang Electronics Factory... and say some words of gratitude for surviving the catastrophe!
He received a call on his way home: "Hello, Beidou, I'm your grandpa..."
"I'm your uncle!" Li Beidou cursed and then hung up.
Yes, it's really dead.
He was hit by an out-of-control car.
Then he was woken up by an angry shout. Damn it, Li Beidou was startled. A group of people in ancient costumes looked directly at him.
This...couldn't this be a group of people who have nothing to do and play costumes and cosplay, right?
Can't you find a serious class?
I saw a pair of middle-aged men and women in colorful clothes who were different from the others. The woman looked anxious, with a bit of reproach in her eyes, looking at Li Beidou but hesitating to speak.
The man had a gloomy face, gritted his teeth, and his eyes were full of disgust.
Li Beidou looked at him. Although he still couldn't understand the current situation, the man's disgusted eyes made him feel insulted.
This look is so hurtful. Are you polite when you look at someone like this?
So Li Beidou's eyes were full of provocation not to be outdone.
For a long time, Li Beidou felt that his eyes were a little dry. He wanted to change his look, but he didn't want to lose his momentum, so he could only say: "What are you looking at?"
The man was stunned for a moment, then became furious and rushed over with a small whip in hand.
Fortunately, he was stopped by the woman next to him.
This, this is not playing according to the routine, shouldn't I look back at you first?
The man is obviously afraid of the woman. Although he is angry, he also knows how to restrain himself and will not be able to get rid of the woman for a while.
When he was entangled with the woman, he glanced at Li Beidou and saw the faint smile hanging on the corner of Li Beidou's mouth. The man sneered, obviously being stimulated again.
The man shouted: "Come here, break the legs of that evil beast..."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then reluctantly walked towards Li Beidou as if forced by his lust.
Damn it, you can’t be serious, can you?
A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences, "Wait a minute, everyone, please calm down. Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, Jianghu is about human relations..."
"Fuck, why are you taking off my pants?..."
"Ah...ah..."
…
After a while, Li Beidou sat on a stool with half his buttocks, looking at a huge bronze mirror with a dazed look on his face.
He looked at the person in the mirror, their eyes equally strange and strange.
The same question pops up in my mind as well as my reflection in the mirror, "Who is this guy?"
"Fifth brother, are you okay?" A little boy of eleven or twelve years old climbed in through the half-open window with great effort.
The look in Li Beidou's eyes was like Corn seeing Li Yuchun, and he sniffed after speaking.
Ten minutes later, Li Beidou was sure that he had time-traveled to the Tang Dynasty, where the thunderous Li Shimin was today.
The middle-aged man who kept calling him an evil beast was his father Li Derjian, the eldest son of Wei Guogong Li Jing. The middle-aged woman next to him is his mother Li Wang, who was born in the Wang family of Anjun.
He has become a proper third-generation official, the kind of official who can be featured on the 19:00 news.
This...this Nima was born in Rome. This is.
The information from his clan brother Li Xinghe made Li Beidou's nose bubble with joy.
Before Li Beidou could get over his excitement, he said, "Fifth brother, let's run away. We may be beheaded this time." This made Li Beidou feel cold to the core.
"Boy, what do you mean? Whose head should I kill?" Li Beidou was surprised. Although he failed in history, he had watched the TV series and Li Jing's family should have died a good death.
Li Xinghe was even more surprised, "Of course I will kill your head. You sold the white jade Pegasus given by the Emperor. I heard from my uncle that all the imperial censors in the court are participating in the impeachment. This time you are famous again. Five Brother, you are so awesome, you made such a big fuss just after returning to the capital."
Damn, what the hell?
What kind of bastard was the original owner of this body?
And when this brat talked about selling the white jade Pegasus given by the emperor, why did he have eyes full of adoring little stars...
Don't panic, don't panic, I'm familiar with history. Which episode should this be...
Seeing Li Beidou in a daze, Li Xinghe took out a key from his arms and said, "Fifth brother, I got the key to the back door. Let's run while Zi Shi is changing shifts."
Li Beidou was confused for a while. Was this special horse born in Rome or a mule? ! !
Li Beidou came back to his senses only after seeing Li Xinghe's little butt disappearing from the window.
Li Derjian was a young craftsman in the early Tang Dynasty. Later, he was exiled to Wu County due to the rebellion of Prince Li Chengqian. Just after he was pardoned and returned to Beijing, the damn playboy Li Beidou caused a big disaster, which has dragged the Li family into the quagmire.
Li Beidou has been beaten many times by his father Li Dejian in the past few days. For some reason, the soul of the social beast Li Beidou has taken over this body.
This matter was so troublesome that he couldn't even say "I'm the one who took the blame".
However, Li Derjian is still a sloppy character. If a child makes a mistake, he will give it a good beating. However, Li Derjian insisted on making an educational short film into a TV series.
After understanding the cause and effect, Li Beidou was very confused, whether to run or not...
Li Beidou, who had read many time-travel novels, made an instant decision to run. He had to run.
Although the appearance of this body is not as handsome as my previous life, I just went to pee...
Hmm, um, not bad, quite satisfied.
Coupled with my own knowledge, I can make a fortune just by making some inventions. As long as I leave here, I will be like a bird in the sky and a fish in the sea.
Thinking of this, Li Beidou couldn't stay any longer. Even the King of Heaven couldn't stop him from running away.
Before midnight, Li Beidou quietly climbed out of the window and hid in the rockery at the back door.
I don’t know how long it took, but there was a sound of footsteps.
Li Beidou moved a few steps back, and then moved a few more steps to hide himself more secretly.
I secretly cursed that little bastard for why he didn't come.
At this moment, a group of men wearing iron armor, long swords and curved bows walked by carrying Li Xinghe.
The brat was cursing and saying that he was going to tell grandpa to slap you.
Then, there is no more...
A burst of ghostly crying and wolf howling came along with the sound of spanking.
Li Beidou touched his butt. He felt that he could endure it longer and was not in such a hurry to leave.
When no one noticed, he quietly returned the same way.
Li Beidou, who had been anxious all night, got up early, pretended to be calm and came to the gate, looking at the people standing on the left and right.
Li Beidou stepped through the gate with his left foot. Before he landed, Bu Qu, who was standing on the left, said, "Fifth Young Master, the Dalang has ordered you not to go out."
Li Beidou took back his feet that were hanging in the air and said slightly awkwardly: "Hello, what do you call me?"
Buqu was stunned, what happened to Fifth Young Master today? Could it be that Da Lang broke his brain? This boy is very naughty. He either beats or scolds his servants, and he never has a good look towards them.
Although he was full of questions, he still answered: "Back to Fifth Young Master, my name is Ah Si."
"Oh, hello brother Ah Si, could you please ask me more, who is Dalang?"
The corner of Ah Si's mouth twitched. He didn't know what this little dude was up to, but he still replied respectfully: "It's your father Li Derjian."
Li Beidou suddenly realized, "Did my father tell me what would happen if I went out now?"
"Break your legs!"
Li Beidou smacked his mouth and walked away in low spirits.
I walked around the huge Duke's Mansion and couldn't find any place where I could escape.
While he was secretly feeling sad, the housekeeper Laifu trotted up to him and said breathlessly: "Fifth Young Master, I have finally found you. The elder has invited you to go to the study."
Li Beidou subconsciously touched his butt, "You're not going to hit me again, are you?"
Laifu sighed, "Hey, Fifth Young Master, the trouble you got into this time is really..., well, you'd better go quickly. It seems that the old man has returned from the palace, and there must be results."
"It won't be beheading, right?"
Laifu's eyes widened, "How is it possible? With my husband here, the emperor will never kill our sons of the Li family no matter what. It should be...exile." After saying the exile, he peeked at Li Beidou with his eyes and saw Li Beidou. There was no reaction, which made me feel more at ease.
Li Beidou's eyes lit up when he heard that he was exiled. As long as he was not beheaded, he would be exiled. Wherever he had money, he would be a master.
Who the hell said beheading? I was so scared that I couldn't sleep well all night.
When you see that little bastard, you must give him a good beating.
