399. Dog and electric mosquito swatter

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"Please follow the open passage to the competition venue."

The venue that appeared this time was not much different from the "Battle Arena", but the scope was slightly larger.

The diameter of the area divided by the white line was estimated to be two thousand meters before, but now it is about three thousand meters.

"The contestants are eight from two universes, for a total of sixteen contestants, who will be selected by the captain." Marvel Odin continued.

"Contestants come on stage for a 2V2 battle."

"After the contestants are confirmed by the captain, they will be teleported to a fixed position on the field instantly." There are still two red dots in the field, a certain distance from the white line, but not too many, just like before.

"Victory is judged as a loss if both players on one side lose the ability to fight, or if both players physically leave the playing field completely."

"If four people on both sides lose the ability to fight or make peace at the same time, it will be a draw."

"Among them, the plane range of the competition venue is divided into the area drawn by the white line in the center of the venue, and the spatial range is within two hundred meters above the plane."

"If you die in this game, you will not really die. You will be classified as losing the ability to fight, but the consequence is 'death'. Players will not be able to participate in any events for the next 24 hours."

"A player can only participate in one game. After the end, regardless of victory or defeat, both parties will leave the field."

“At the end of each game, based on the number of survivors on the winning side, one survivor will get one point, two survivors will get two points, and the captain’s status can directly double the score of the round, that is, 2 and 4 points.

No points will be awarded for a tie. "

"The game will start in 10 minutes. Please choose four games against eight players from the two captains. Press the button on the captain's armband and tell your name to confirm. After ten minutes, the players in the first game on both sides will be sent to Within the venue.”

“Rules can be heard again and again.”

"The clock has started."

After Odin finished talking about the rules, the figure in the light screen disappeared, leaving behind a ten-minute countdown.

"Is it another fight? Only this time it changed from one against one to two against two." Snow White said, biting her finger.

"The winning streak mechanism has been eliminated, which means that all eight players will definitely play, and they can only play once, and neither side knows who the other side has sent before they go on the field. The information gap has lost its meaning in this project, which is very important to us. It kind of erases a small advantage.”

Wuming was also quietly analyzing beside him.

"What's there to worry about? In fact, it's still a situation of giving away points, right? When Marvel was in 1V1, we were basically crushed by us and lost the game with just two useless things. Now it's 2V2. This is not 1+1. It’s so simple, unless those two useless things are grouped together, it will be difficult for us to lose, right?”

Pinocchio and Wuming looked over sideways.

"Who are you calling useless? Don't say that about us." Wuming gritted his teeth and defended himself and Pinocchio.

"The only thing that is useless is force. I defeated the Great Devil of Terror. It's too much. I'm very strong. Don't bring me with you when you scold him." Pinocchio defended himself.

"Don't stab me in the back when I'm speaking for you! And your words are really hurtful! That bald caped man is really not something I can defeat!" Wuming broke his defense and then glared at Xiao King Kong: "And you, little King Kong, you have never..."

Wuming, whose guard was broken, fell silent.

He remembered that this guy Xiao Jingang also came to fight and successfully scored.

only myself……

"Although I am an ordinary person who has not been transformed by the Tucao Stars, I have dedicated all of myself to the team! At least I scored, there is no way to refute it." Little King Kong made a face at Wuming.

You are not ordinary at all, Lin Li cursed in his heart - Little King Kong is the previous life of Fulu Little King Kong, and in Shi Leng's world view, Fulu Little King Kong is the ceiling of combat power, and he is also the most capable of pretending to be X among the ten colds, but This capital does exist.

"Sigh, but what Little King Kong said is not wrong. As long as there is no qualitative change, the ending of 1V1 will basically not have any surprises compared to that of 2V2.

Even from the perspective of qualitative change, the qualitative change that will happen to our team is even greater. Basically, I am staying with you, so why worry about not complaining about my energy? Unfortunately, I can't participate in the game today. "

Wuming, who was still in the 'death' cooling-off period, sighed in annoyance - he really wanted to win once!

He wanted to take a deep breath!

"Then let us expand the score and make the opponent give up completely." Athena said elegantly, "Lin Li, get ready to choose players."

"Okay." Lin Li nodded slightly, shifted his gaze slightly, and saw the mobile phone hanging on Doctor Strange's waist.

The stand-in at this moment is in the dark corner of the rest area, holding Conan's voice changer and looking at his mobile phone, always ready for contact.

Poor information?

There is still one this time, but it's not from our side...

This time is a collision between strengths. This time, I have my own arrangements. I am only allowed to lose, not win.



ten minutes later.

"The game begins!" Odin announced that the time was up.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder! For the glory of the Northern God!" Thor swung his tail and stood at the teleportation point with his head held high.

He was so impressed by Lin Li's rainbow farts that he immediately agreed to take the lead again.

Next to him, his teammate this time was the still somewhat drunk Bird King, who yawned at this time: "Really, why did this kid die yesterday? It made me want to go on the field and do it myself. It’s really troublesome.”

"Thor, we meet again." Opposite the two of them, Thor, the God of Thunder, was flying high in the sky, surrounded by lightning and thunder.

When Thor meets Thor, Thor gives the middle finger.

Thor: "doge".

The wretched God of Thunder is coming to be bullied by me again!

Thor's teammate is Iron Man strolling below him.

Although he was drunk, the Bird King still did not forget the business.

I can't go against my adoptive father's expectations!

He stretched out his hands and pulled out his two horns, which were stained with glue and represented seals.

In an instant, his hairstyle shot up to the sky, transforming into a Super Saiyan look, with at least ten pounds of hairspray smeared on it.

The Bird King, whose whole body was wrapped in red air, suddenly became sharp-eyed, finally showing the oppressive feeling that a great king should have.

"The Bird King finally became serious." Wuming sighed.

Then the Bird King looked at Iron Man with aggressive eyes, and finally moved to the audience. He slowly took off his pants towards Wuming...

Movements are skillful and smooth.

Wuming: "That's enough, King Bird! Can you change your routine! Stop cultivating your hobby! The reputation of our universe is ruined because of people like you! The last time the fortress battle was closed, you took off your clothes." Forget it, now that everyone is watching, you need to show some face!"

The red air ball all over Bird King's body became more intense, and he nodded with satisfaction: "It's a pity, there is still a little distance after all, and the guilty energy cannot be used to the maximum extent, but for fighting against Marvel, it should be enough."

Bird King is also a Tucao star, but he doesn't complain much because he can not only use Tucao energy, but also Feier energy - a kind of energy accumulated when being complained about.

So when Wuming complained about him, it not only recharged Wuming himself, but also recharged the Bird King.

The Bird King turned his head, preparing to teach his opponent a little lesson.

"Big shit! Get ready..." Bird King was about to shout, but he saw Thor flying towards him on top of Iron Man.

Thor is actually nothing. The important thing is that Thor holds an electric mosquito swatter in his hand.

The electric mosquito swatter seems to be made by Iron Man, with red and black colors, and a desperate fly face spray-painted on the middle grid.

Because at this moment, in the hands of the God of Thunder, the mosquito swatter crackles and shines brightly.

Because at this moment, in the hands of the God of Thunder, the mosquito swatter crackles and shines brightly.

At this moment it must be the most powerful electric mosquito swatter in the world.

The moment he saw the electric mosquito swatter clearly, the Bird King lost all his momentum. The memory of being criticized for his performance in the past was still vivid in his mind. He lost his will to fight and retreated in fear.

He even staggered and fell directly to the ground.

"No, no... don't come over!" The Bird King squatted on the ground and held his head.

[They used me to push for performance, and often used an electric mosquito swatter to scare me. They also caused me to suffer from the sequelae of autism when I saw an electric mosquito swatter. It was too much. I really had no choice but to come to Earth to work. Domineering. 】

This was the conversation that Lin Li had heard before when the Bird King and Li Jing expressed their feelings to each other. Although this setting was not in the original work, since it was mentioned in the copy, Lin Li told the other party. Now it seems that it is useful.

"Don't be afraid of the mosquito swatter!" Wuming on the audience stage complained, "Don't you have a brain case outside your body? I can't photograph you! And..."

"...You should put on your pants and then shut yourself up!"

The replenishment of Zuo Er's energy and the call of his mortal enemy made the Bird King slightly open his eyes. Yes, he is the villain, how could he just back down like this!

Lin Li also encouraged loudly from the side: "Cheer up, Bird King, it's just an electric mosquito swatter that crackles with millions of volts and turns into coke at the touch of it. There's nothing to be afraid of!"

When the Bird King heard this, his vision went dark, and the eyes he had just opened closed tightly, "Forget it, let it go."

Bird King's teammate, Thor, faces Iron Man.

It had been exposed before, so there was no point in covering it up at this moment. Thor immediately summoned his Thor's Hammer and noticed the situation on the Bird King's side. He was immediately distracted, stretched out his free dog paw, and tried Take away Thor's hammer to reduce the pressure on the Bird King and give him time to cheer up.

Feeling the departure of Mjolnir, Thor frowned, inevitably falling into a stalemate with Thor again.

Thor's hammer flew left and right between the two Thors, unable to make a choice.

Thor's other hand was still holding his own Thor's Hammer. At this moment, his eyes were locked on Iron Man, summoning thunder to strike down at his location.

Iron Man is actually a superhero who has treated many heroes as imaginary enemies, so he has actually collected a lot of information about Thor's tricks. In a certain world line in the comics, he even made an anti-Thor armor.

So faced with such an attack, he could dodge with ease.

He is really not in a hurry at this moment. He can even use the power of the God of Thunder to charge himself, but he is not sure whether he can use the electricity from another universe.

——After all, the opposite universe has no moral integrity, and electricity may also have no moral integrity.

What we need to do now is another attempt. The undercover agent on the opposite side provides himself with a hypothetical situation.

"Jarvis, detach the anti-Thor armor." Tony in the suit ordered Jarvis.

"Understood!" Along with the electronic sound, a protruding part on the back of the suit suddenly opened, and a small mecha fell into shape and slowly walked to Iron Man's side.

This mecha...is a dog.

"Woof!" After the mechanical dog shouted, he stretched out his mechanical hand towards the other Thor's hammer in Thor's hand.

The Ten Cold Hammer instantly flew into its hand, and even rubbed the mechanical dog's cheek in a humane manner. The charge flickered, and it fiercely injected its own electricity into it.

A dog and a hammer are like glue, as if they are reunited after a long separation.

Thor: Stunned.

The confusion when Thor's hammer was taken away was now etched on Thor's face.

Damn it, it was his turn to be cuckolded.

[The setting of his Thor's Hammer is "can be used by dogs", so as long as it is a dog, it can be used. Otherwise, why do you think Hong Qigong chose a dog to be the God of Thunder?

If you are familiar with Thor, you will know that he usually does not dare to summon Mjolnir. The reason is that he is afraid that it will elope with other dogs he has just met. This hammer is very easy to use. Today, he dared to take it out because he was present. He is the only dog. 】

"I am Thor, God of Thunder! Woof! (Slaghammer, come back!)" After reacting, Thor reached out his hand angrily.

The Ten Cold Hammers heard the call and flew towards Thor hesitantly.

"Woof!" The mechanical dog suddenly split into two mechanical dogs, barking at the Quake dog at the same time.

The four claws of the mechanical dog are simply tailor-made for this hammer, fitting its shape perfectly!

The Ten Cold Hammers suddenly froze, seemed to look back at Thor, and happily flew towards the mechanical dog, enjoying the caress of the two dogs' four paws.

"I am Thor!"

"Woof woof! (Come back, Hammer!)" Thor was heartbroken.



No matter how much Thor barked now, his Thor's hammer ignored him completely.

He who greens himself will green himself - Thor learned this lesson today.

In the audience.

"This hammer is too easy-going! It doesn't even want to get into a stalemate!? It directly betrayed Thor!?" Wuming complained in the audience.

"It's normal for a hammer to have no moral integrity. Look at how pitiful Thor is. I feel so sorry for him hahaha - so sad hahahaha -" Athena, who was gloating at the misfortune, said with a smile, wishing she could take out her phone to record the scene.

"But electronic dogs are still considered dogs?" Wuming still lives in Bengbu.

"If you fall in cyber love, you will gain electronic immortality. Maybe Hammer is tired of Thor's extremely possessive life, and now he wants to change his ways. Alas, I didn't expect that." Lin Li sighed with emotion.

The advice I gave seemed to be adopted and listened to by the other party. Yes, a child can be taught.

"Electronic dogs are considered dogs, so can people like Lin Li, who are more dogs than dogs, also be able to use this hammer?" Pinocchio said to himself.

Lin Li heard this and silently approached Pinocchio with a lighter.

Sooner or later I'll kill you, this wooden person!

On the battlefield.

Marvel's hammer is in a stalemate, and the Ten Cold Hammer has been taken away. Thor himself is just an ordinary dog ​​in the Ten Cold World. Even if he barks hard and even acts cute, he can't resist the fate of being taken out of the venue by the back of the neck by Iron Man.

The Bird King, who was in a state of isolation, was also driven out after Thor was eliminated.

"Because all the players from the Ten Cold Team left the competition venue, the winner of this game is Team Marvel. Since there are 2 survivors, 2 points are awarded."

"The next battle will begin in one minute."

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Again.

The characters in the copy were magically modified by me.

The settings of the hammer and electric mosquito swatter were all added by me and are not in the original work.

But in the dungeon plot, now it is used, I think this is a reasonable magic change.

Because I have already mentioned this response point in the previous article, even for now, rounding is also a kind of foreshadowing.

I didn’t say anything before, but now I suddenly bring it up, I think that is an unreasonable magic change.

In addition, as a spoiler, Shi Leng will win one of the four games. You can guess how and who wins.

Except for the person involved: Is this okay? !

(End of chapter)