A small loss does not count as a loss, but a small loss counts as a win.
Although the score difference between the two teams did not change after the end of this project, Lin Li... was already very satisfied.
He just asked that the following projects, whether they were literary fighting or martial arts, would not torture him with this kind of anti-routine type. Although the style of the project was very cold, Lin Li really couldn't stand it.
God of this copy, please leave some moral integrity to yourself.
At this time, Lin Li was heading to the supermarket arm in arm with Li Jing, Bird King, preparing to take some wine home to drink.
"Weren't you two allowed to drink before because you were afraid of causing trouble? But you are happy today, and your advantage has increased a lot throughout the day. Today, it is allowed, you can drink!" Lin Li said to the two of them as they walked away.
"Father! You finally understand the true meaning of wine! Great! Alcohol is the most wonderful thing in the world. Li Shimin once said: Using wine as a guide, you can dress properly, understand gains and losses, and know the ups and downs!" Bird King I was very excited to meet my close friend Li Jing, but I couldn't drink. I couldn't hold it in for the past two days.
"Okay, Lin Li, let's have a drink tonight." Li Jing also touched his goatee and nodded, very pleased.
"Don't worry, foster father, I know what you're worried about. This time Li Jing and I will never get into trouble like last time." Bird King raised his eyebrows, "We are already prepared..."
Lin Li frowned slightly. Are they going to drink in moderation this time? That's not okay!
If you don't drink too much, why would you miss something? !
But before Lin Li could think of a way to persuade him, the Bird King confidently opened the waistband of his trousers and showed it to Lin Li: "Look, foster father, I wore two pairs of trousers today, and I will definitely not dance naked like last time." !”
"Indeed, I have also prepared an extra coat. I can't embarrass Zha'er any more." Li Jing also showed off his double coat.
Lin Li: "..."
It's because I worry too much.
"Li Jing, foster father, what should we drink tonight?" In the wine section of the supermarket, looking at the dazzling array of products, the Bird King asked: "Drink Thunder Flower like last time? Or Bird Su?"
"I can do either. It depends on Lin Li's opinion." Li Jing said it didn't matter.
"Shall we drink this?" When Lin Li's voice came from the corner, Bird King and Li Jing walked over to see what kind of wine Lin Li liked to drink.
Lin Li was holding a bottle of "Eau de Life Whiskey (96%)" with a gentle smile.
Li Jing, Bird King: "?"
"Brother Bird, I am an ancient person and I really don't know much about whiskey. Do you modern people like to drink like this? Your stomach and intestines... are like this!" Li Jing frowned and realized that the matter was not simple. He raised his eyebrows. thumb.
"No, humans usually don't drink like this." The Bird King also shook his head in fear, "General whiskey usually has an alcohol content of only 40-60%."
"You're wrong, this is actually 6% whiskey." Lin Li smiled harmlessly and silently pressed the 9 in front of the 6 with his thumb.
"You are lying, foster father! Why are you covering your ears and stealing the bell? I really can't drink this, it will kill people!" The Bird King expressed fear at this.
"Okay." Lin Li put the water of life back on the shelf with some regret. In this case, he could only change the way.
Drink white wine.
But...it's ice cold.
…
Half an hour later, Bird King and Li Jing had already started talking nonsense. The so-called two layers of clothes could not stop the two people from taking off their clothes. At this moment, they were dancing naked in front of Lin Li, holding hands.
——Liquor itself has a high alcohol content, but its spicy taste in the throat and stomach can remind people of the upper limit of drinking in this way.
However, once the liquor is chilled, the taste will become better and the irritation will be greatly reduced. It can make people drink at least twice the original amount of alcohol without knowing it, which is a very easy way to get alcohol poisoning.
Lin Li was fine at all, because he didn't drink at all. Every time it was his turn to drink, Lin Li would make a drinking gesture, then put his thumb into the liquor and transfer the liquor to the "space behind".
He is a professional at running away from drunkenness - even now, he still does not violate traffic laws when driving.
Lin Li was not a harmful devil. On the contrary, as a warm man, he even prepared a table full of 96% flammable honey water before leaving, and wrote on the label, "If you wake up from alcohol, remember to drink this cup." Honey water will make you feel better."
With Bird King and Li Jing's urine, these are enough to complete their cycle of sobriety-drunk to death-drunk to death-drunk to death tonight.
Unfortunately, one of Lin Li's goals was not achieved.
——He originally wanted to induce the two of them to reveal their identity information while they were drinking, or to take out their identity cards, thereby deducting points and limiting their roles.
But what was annoying was every time Lin Li wanted to lead the topic in this direction.
The two people's answer - "Why talk about serious things while drinking! Let's talk about fun things after get off work! Foster father, punish yourself with one drink! Punish yourself with one drink! I'll do it first!"
It was a defense mode that Lin Li had not expected.
Lin Li didn't even ask where their identity tags were.
These two boys are naked, but Lin Li still can't find them!
It was not too obvious, so Lin Li had no choice but to give up.
After preparing the honey water, Lin Li left Li Jing's house and carried a large bunch of bananas to Superman's house.
"Father? Why are you here?" Superman quickly stopped rubbing his face against the toilet seat, stood up and pointed around and said, "Sit, you can sit on any toilet, just treat it as your own home."
Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly. Superman's home has a five-star toilet, and the 'seats' in his home are indeed toilets.
"I won't sit down anymore. I'm here to bring you some bananas to help you relieve your bowels. After all, your fighting ability is very impressive and you are my right-hand man! Letting you have smooth intestines is the most important thing for me as a captain. Whatever you care about, my mind and your intestines are on the same front. If it is smooth, I will be smooth." Lin Li said sincerely.
"Lin Li, it's better that you are nice to me!" Poop Superman was very moved. He picked up the banana Lin Li brought and started eating it immediately.
"Remember to eat all these today." Lin Li warned with a smile.
"Okay, no problem, but why is this banana a little sour?" Poop Superman smacked his mouth and asked.
"Isn't this good? The acid can stimulate your appetite and make you eat more bananas. This will complete the cycle. If this continues, you will be shocked and crying when you go to the toilet." Lin Li made up without changing his expression.
"Oh, my adoptive father has good intentions, I can't thank him enough!" Hearing this, Poop Superman felt that it made sense, and he ate even more happily.
Lin Li smiled slightly.
It was sour, of course, because these bananas were still half-ripe.
It is true that bananas can relieve constipation, but the premise is that the bananas must be fully ripe. If the bananas are raw, not only will they not relieve constipation, but they will cause constipation!
If Superman eats all these bananas today, with his constipation-prone constitution, he will be able to hold it in until he doubts his life!
Poop Superman is a capable person! ? Bah, this is a serious problem! It was so easy for him to attack the city at first, but now Lin Li has a headache.
Thinking of this, in order to make sure everything was safe, Lin Li asked casually: "Superman, are you afraid of kryptonite?"
"You said the stone that the genuine Superman is afraid of? Of course I'm not afraid. I'm not a Kryptonian. Only weak Superman would be afraid of that kind of thing. The pirated version is stronger than the genuine one! I'm not only Superman, I'm also a shit!" Poop Superman is a little proud. said.
He had no doubts about Lin Li asking such a question, because he, like Wuming, trusted Lin Li very much.
After all, if Lin Li was an undercover agent, he would have to accept the reward...punishment of pulling fresh food for Wuming to eat in front of everyone.
"So the only thing that limits you is stool?" Lin Li felt a little regretful about this answer.
Superman's eyes suddenly became profound, as if they were filled with stories: "Lin Li, I am actually not a native human being on earth."
"I am the last poop superman in the universe, the only surviving aboriginal of the planet that gave birth to me. When my homeland was facing destruction, my parents found a new home for me in the vast universe - Earth, and sent me away in a spaceship. He killed me when I was still an infant..." There was a touch of sadness in Superman's words.
"Stop it."
Lin Li's head was filled with black threads: "You don't have to tell me the story of Superman again. Is your name still Clark Ken?"
"No, because I pooped a lot since I was a kid. My real name is Labrador, but you might as well call me Shit. I don't like this name." Shit Superman said shyly.
Lin Li: "..."
Not tight.
Fortunately, Wuming was not there, otherwise the toilet would have exploded due to the energy of his complaints.
"Father, do you know the name of my hometown?" Then Poop Superman scratched his head angrily and asked.
"What? Shit star? Labula star?" Lin Li glanced sideways and casually gave two unscrupulous answers.
"Colonus." Poop Superman shook his head and replied.
Lin Li was stunned for a while, unable to figure out the logic for a while, but then he thought about Superman who was born on Krypton and was afraid of kryptonite. Does that mean...
"You've been going around for so long just because you want to express that colon stones can completely transform you into an ordinary person, right?" Lin Li couldn't help but complain.
"It's such a name that makes people tremble when they hear it." Poop Superman's eyes were filled with fear, "Lin Li, you don't understand the horror of naturally growing colon stones."
"I hope I never understand in this life." Lin Li helplessly covered his forehead.
The good news is that I have obtained another weakness of Superman, and it is the ultimate weakness. The bad news is that this thing is a bit difficult to deal with...
Supermarkets don’t sell colon stones either…
No, no one on earth would sell this thing! Who knows what use this thing has!
Although this Noble Phantasm for fighting enemies, as long as you work hard and adjust your diet and daily routine, you can develop it yourself... but it may take a little longer.
"We can only place our hope on Marvel. Many people there are already middle-aged. They may have some problems. Maybe some unlucky guy has this stone on his body. With Iron Man and his suit here, It shouldn't be a problem to take it out..." Lin Li thought in his mind.
The next thing to do is to inform Marvel of this information.
Lin Li also added some suggestions for the Marvel team.
Because Lin Li felt that they didn't use the characteristics of all their teammates at all.
Before that, Lin Li had one more thing to do. He went to the supermarket where everyone gathered again.
"Lin Li, what's the matter with you? You look constipated. Didn't you go to Superman's house? Are you infected?" Athena, who was still in the supermarket, asked curiously.
"Don't mention it. I just found out that the real name of Poop Superman is Labrador. His weakness is colon stones. He is too grassy and has no moral integrity, so I can't accept it for a while." Lin Li deliberately covered his forehead and said helplessly.
Athena: "..."
Wuming in the corner poked his head out, and sure enough, the idiot on top of his head vented three times before he finished the sentence.
…
The next day.
Just like the first day, Shi Leng had nine people, one dog and two corpses, and all Marvel members were present.
"Lin Li, you shouldn't have let them drink! I was the one who coaxed Nezha to sleep last night!" Wuming took advantage of Nezha not paying attention and kicked Li Jing, who was unconscious on the ground, three hundred times.
"What a mistake. I was trying to persuade you last night." Lin Li said with some annoyance.
"I don't blame you, I blame these two drunkards." Wuming nodded.
Lin Li didn't lie, he really had been persuading him last night.
It’s just that the content of the advice is “Where are there so many fishes left?”, “Hurry up and have another drink!”, “Blow this bottle, whoever doesn’t blow will have a grandson!”.
Just say whether you are trying to persuade the bar.
Then the light curtain came as promised. At first, only Ten Cold Odin was on the screen. He took out the recorder that recorded the rules. After pressing it, he looked to the side and urged: "Old man, hurry up and start. Don't worry about the most important thing." The initial time was wasted."
"Those who are too vulgar will know how to push." Marvel Odin arrived belatedly, sat next to Shi Leng Odin, and glanced at him.
The people below were not particularly focused, and no one went to wake up Li Jing and Bird King this time, because everyone knew that the topic had not yet entered.
"It's time for cross talk again." Wuming sighed and complained.
"Call me after they finish beating." Xiao Jingang closed his eyes and rested.
"Can we just fight?" Pinocchio impatiently shouted to the light screen.
"Woof woof! (Father, kill Marvel Odin!)"
But the two Odins didn't seem to hear the shouts of the people below, they only had eyes for each other.
Snow White's face was as red as ever: "I'm sorry, this couple, Odin x Odin, is still a boy."
"Knocking on anything will only harm you!" Wuming couldn't help but roar.
"Do you know how valuable time is? Oh, yes, you don't know. After all, you are the most humble Odin, and your time is indeed worthless." The ten-cold Odin's yin and yang power has not diminished.
Marvel Odin took a deep breath: "Hold it, hold it, don't do anything, the world is peaceful."
"I can control my emotions now. Oh, I have grown up and become a good boy." Ten Cold Odin looked pleased.
"Being provoked plays into this bitch's hands, being provoked is playing into his hands... I will definitely not do anything today." Marvel Odin just clenched his fists.
"Confucius said something that I like very much: 'Wei Junjie is the one who loves things!', well...it doesn't seem to be Confucius who said it, it was Lu Xun who came back to Zhou Shuren. It doesn't matter anymore, Xiao Ao, look at how sensible you are today. For your sake, I really won’t say a word." Odin, who was ten cold, shut up with satisfaction.
"I don't know what I said about you, but I know that I have never been able to tolerate it!" Marvel Odin took off his helmet for the third time and hit Odin's helmet hard. top of head.
The third Odin War begins.
No one at the bottom complained or cared anymore. Wuming simply ignored the two old guys above him. He had no desire to complain and just took advantage of the Bird King's drunkenness to take revenge.
After all, everyone is used to this scene.
This time it was Marvel Odin who was injured and won again.
He looked at the people below, not only Marvel, but also Shi Leng, with deep eyes. He sighed inaudibly, finally adjusted his mood, and picked up a familiar broadcast tone:
"The annoying old shit has been taken care of, now, let's start preaching the rules."
""Team Battle"! "
