"Captain Lin Li, please start choosing your opponents for the final round." Shi Leng Odin asked with an expression similar to Lin Li's.
"Haha——" Lin Li laughed at himself after hearing the words.
He was no longer interested in this link. Anyway, when he was unlucky, he would win no matter what choice he made. He just asked perfunctorily: "Are you looking at people or giving information this time?"
"Both."
“Two opponents in the final round, one of them.
He is a superhero called King, rated S. He is 29 years old and is known as the strongest man on Earth in the "One Punch Man" universe. When facing him, there is often a "chugging" background sound, which is the unique sound of the "Emperor Engine" starting after it enters combat mode.
He was directly recruited into the Hero Association as an S-class hero because he was found to have defeated super-strong monsters five times. No monster could take his attacks and survive. The only creature that could completely defeat One-Punch Man once only used two He punched One-Punch Man with his fingers for five minutes, and One-Punch Man, who had no power to fight back, was beaten to the point of losing his balance. "
Lin Li, who originally didn't want to make any choice, was stunned when he heard this.
This is……
He looked towards the field and saw the mysterious man with three scratches on his left eye and a very fierce and oppressive appearance.
But in Lin Li's eyes, the protagonist is no longer him.
Because Lin Li noticed from the corner of his eye that there was a weak-looking bald man standing next to King.
The introduction to this dead bald man in yellow clothes and white cloak also came from Odin’s mouth:
"The other opponent is a superhero called the Bald Caped Man, rated C. He is now 25 years old. He was originally an unemployed vagrant trying to find a job. After accidentally defeating a monster, he regained his childhood dream and became a hero. , has a very high awareness of heroes and is a passionate person.
According to the records of the Heroes Association, he helped the old lady cross the road many times. "
Looking at the smooth reflective head that seemed to have been wiped by the toilet cleaner, the corners of Wuming's mouth twitched, and then he began to take a deep breath, and the dull hair on his head flashed: "Wait a moment, everyone, there are too many things I want to complain about, let me also Take a breath."
"Why is the painting style of this braised egg so sloppy!
"And isn't the hero name Bald Caped Man even more casual? It just sums up all of this guy's attributes!"
"Helping an old lady cross the road is a heroic act worth recording! Another opponent, KING, beat up a super weirdo! Why is this bald man so out of style!"
"I'm done complaining. I feel comfortable. Lin Li, what do you choose this time? The Demon King who looked powerful in the first round is actually weak. The Hero who looked weak in the second round is really weak. In the third round, I can't decide on this project. It’s a routine.”
Only then did Wuming realize that Lin Li had a confident smile on his face, as if he had seen through everything.
"It's too simple. There is no doubt that the dead bald man is very weak in description and appearance. If you don't pick this soft persimmon, why should you pick the intimidating King?" Lin Li clenched his fist and waved it in front of him, saying with great certainty. .
"Could it be the same as the first round, actually a counter-routine?" Wuming was a little worried.
"No!" Lin Li waved his hand firmly, "Oh my god, I've captured the key word of this project - "reality". The reason why the first round seemed counter-intuitive was that Odin didn't actually deceive us. We just misunderstood what he meant.
You see, in the second round, the brave man who looks weak is actually weak.
In the third round, not only did we have information, but we also had the appearance of the two opponents. Both our vision and hearing urged us to choose the bald head. Considering the key element of reality, the bald head is the correct answer! "
"Hiss—Lin Li, you said that, the details of this project are really hidden. It turns out that the three rounds are interlocked!" Wuming fisted his hands excitedly, and suddenly realized, "As expected of you, Lin Li, your brain is indeed better than We need to be stronger!"
"Come on, I'll send you in this round." Facing Wuming's enlightened gaze, Lin Li looked at him with the gentle eyes of an old monk in trance, patted Wuming's shoulder, and said kindly.
"Huh? Lin Li, will you let me go? In this last round, don't you go by yourself? You have the status of captain, and your score can be doubled." Wuming scratched his head and asked with some confusion.
You want me to fight that bald guy? You want me to die?
Although he would be deducted double points if he died, Lin Li didn't want to try the taste of death.
Thinking this in his heart, Lin Lihua certainly wouldn't say that. He shook his head and said to Wuming seriously: "Come on, you don't understand my good intentions.
Everyone present, except for Snow White who was running with him, basically all won their own victory. Pinocchio, who was the only one to lose, also just won his own victory and found himself. of self-confidence.
Look, this kid is a little green now, but he already has his head held high!
I know that although you don’t say it, you are still worried about losing to Marvel in your first project. Therefore, I hope that you can use this victory to regain your own self-confidence. This is better than It is even more important for our team to get two extra points! Come on, what matters is your confidence! "
Wuming already had tears in his eyes. He held Lin Li's hands and almost knelt down. His grateful voice trembled and said: "Lin Li... you... you are so good to me! I didn't expect that you not only want our team to win, but also want our team to win." I want everyone in our team to win happily! We even care about our mental health!
You really did your best for the Shi Leng team! Lin Li, I "beep--" swear that from now on, I am willing to ride for you! "
Then Wuming wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and nodded vigorously: "Okay, send me on this one! I will definitely not let down your good intentions! Come back with a great victory!"
"Well, I believe you." Lin Li exuded the brilliance of fatherly love, but looked at Wuming kindly, nodded, and responded warmly.
Wuming felt that he had met a great leader like Jesus.
…
Game start.
The Marvel team actually sent Deadpool, a being that they 'ostracized' - perhaps Deadpool alone ostracized them all.
As the captain, Doctor Strange also did not appear in this project.
But thinking about it, Lin Li was relieved. According to King's description, no one could have seen King's move and survived, which shocked everyone at Marvel.
Death not only fails to score points, but also deducts points. I am afraid it is because of this that they, who do not know King's true level, sent out the immortal Deadpool in order to reduce losses.
"Oh, you have such strong muscles. King, do you often go to the gym? What kind of exercise do you like? To be honest, there are too few gym equipment near my home..." Deadpool, who finally regained his sight, couldn't control himself as soon as he came on stage. Being a talkative person, he started chatting with King.
Facing Deadpool's nonsense, King just stared at him. The emperor's engine was running at full speed, and the sound of "dong dong dong" was like thunder!
Deadpool's eyes narrowed and he pulled out the two knives from his back. He didn't dare to approach King immediately, but walked slowly around him: "They are right, it's such a terrifying pressure, it's really frustrating People feel trembling..."
It's very cold here.
"Oh! Are you my opponent? Hello, my name is Saitama, and I am a hero driven by interest! Someone said that you can experience the passion of fighting here, so I just came here. Are you that kind of opponent?" in front of Wuming. Luo Dan scratched his bald head and said with a smile.
Wuming thought of Lin Li's expectant eyes just looking at him.
Lin Li said that he wanted to see himself confident!
Thinking of this, the corner of Wuming's mouth also raised a smile that was cared for. He looked at the audience stage from the corner of his eye. I am afraid that at this time, Lin Li was also looking at him expectantly, encouraging himself, hoping that he could give a positive answer.
After all, Lin Li is as kind as Jesus——
——Wuming saw the scene of "Lin Lizai and Snow White sitting together with smiles on their face, chatting and laughing, not paying attention to the battlefield at all."
The emotional atmosphere that was originally intended to sublimate disappeared instantly, and the corners of Wuming's mouth twitched with a stiff smile.
"No, no, Lin Li is not a person who values sex over friends. He did this deliberately to accumulate energy for himself to complain!"
"Yes, that's it!" Wuming, who found a reason for Lin Li, was instantly relieved and looked at the audience again.
"Lin Li was reading Snow White's palm. Snow White's face turned slightly red, and she punched Lin Li's shoulder in embarrassment. Pinocchio's head and face next to him turned slightly green, and his nose gradually grew longer towards the back of Lin Li's head. Immediately It’s going to be a murder scene.”
The three of them still didn't even look at themselves.
"Come on! I have a stupid big brother!" Nezha, one of the few characters who cares about the battlefield, shouted.
"..."
"Why should I PUA myself! Lin Li just wants to be a tauren, right?!"
Daimao stood up completely, and Wuming, who needed to pour out his energy, thought of business, stared at Saitama who looked stupid, and nodded: "Yes, Mr. Saitama, I am that kind of opponent!"
I, nameless, confident!
"Oh - great!" Saitama heard this and began to stretch his muscles, "Then I will start punching seriously!"
"Come on!" Wuming rushed forward with high fighting spirit.
"boom--!!!"
…
"Because Team Marvel defeated their opponent, Team Marvel received two points. Because "Beep——" died in the battle, Team Ten Cold deducted two points.
The "game battle" is over. The current score between the two teams is 25:7, with the Shi Leng team leading by 18 points.
The next game will officially start at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, and the remaining time will be allocated by the two teams. "After announcing these as usual, the two Odins disappeared with the light curtain.
The characters from the two universes were left behind, still immersed in the battle just now - mainly on the Marvel side.
"Did you just see that the bald man punched down, and Shi Leng's "beep——" evaporated directly! I thought he was invisible just now, but it turned out that there were no dead bodies left! "Black Widow said with lingering fear.
"Not only that, the whole space trembled." Doctor Strange also slowly shook his head and sighed: "It is probably another unsolvable opponent. I am afraid he is the One-Punch Man in their "One-Punch Man" universe.
Speaking of which, how did we win? "Doctor Strange looked at Deadpool who was tied up again in the corner, but his face was no longer covered.
"I am the hero! Why are you still restricting me! I was just so excited after winning that I accidentally touched the Black Widow's butt five times and fell on the Scarlet Witch! It was accidental! It was not intentional, It's unreasonable for you to treat me like this!" Deadpool yelled shamelessly.
Seeing Doctor Strange asking him a question, Deadpool shrugged and replied: "I didn't fight with the King. Although I won't die, I will still feel the pain, okay? After the King's imperial engine is started, it is so strong." I don't want to go up and get beaten.
I originally wanted to pull, but after the bald man next door defeated his opponent with one punch, King seemed to see that I didn't want to fight. He shook his head and left the venue, returning to their universe with the bald man. "
"King is definitely very strong." Spider-Man said, "Didn't you hear the description? King is the only one who has defeated One Punch Man in their "One Punch Man" universe, and he only used two fingers, and One Punch Man We also saw the strength next door.
I'm afraid King thinks we are too weak and simply lets us win. His purpose must be the same as that of the bald man named Saitama, who is here to find the passion for fighting, because he is already invincible in his original universe. "
"I think so." Everyone agreed upon hearing this and thought they had found the truth.
It's so cold here.
Everyone watched as the colors and highlights were lost again. After Death returned to the audience, they hugged Wuming into a small ball and huddled in the corner, looking at each other.
"Isn't it time to comfort him now~~" The warm-hearted River God said slowly, "Or do you need "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs"?"
"Let him be alone." Lin Li, the culprit, said with a guilty conscience.
At this time, Wuming was facing the wall, his tears already mixed with snot.
The dull hair that usually stood tall on the top of his head was now completely wilted and drooped on his forehead.
He would never forget that scene.
He rushed forward, already thinking about how he would look like a master when he returned to the audience, but then the bald caped man named Saitama began to make punches.
It was nothing at first, but when the fist actually came out, Wuming felt that he was not facing a small human fist - but a fist that covered the entire space, had no blind spots, and was so powerful that it could destroy the planet!
Wuming felt like the word "death" was written on the top of his head.
Before he could figure out how to deal with it, someone had already appeared in the audience - because he was dead.
Wuming really saw Jesus.
What a fuss is going on!
Isn’t the Hero Association of your universe stupid*? Give this guy a C rating? The only recorded achievement is that he often helped the old lady cross the road! Isn’t that a vegetarian meal of corpses?
Woohoo.
Lin Li also said to build confidence in himself.
You are so confident now! Wuming just wants to die now.
Now I really smell like a loser - the kind that has nothing to do with farts.
Lin Li's previous two rounds of selection, although there were mistakes and mistakes in the process, the results were all right.
how……
It's my turn to change it!
But Wuming is a sensible person after all. Although he feels very uncomfortable now, he knows that Lin Li cannot blame him for this.
After all, Lin Li definitely didn't know that the bald man was so terrifying.
Wuming was certain that Lin Li must be suffering in his heart at this moment, regretting this choice, and perhaps still blaming himself for his wrong decision that led to his death.
In this case...will he increase his psychological pressure by showing such a gesture? ! It made him feel even more uncomfortable!
But he has already done well enough, how could he increase the pressure on him! ?
Damn me! Obviously I didn’t do a good enough job!
Thinking of this, Wuming stood up suddenly, looked at the River God who had not yet gone to the rest area, and asked: "River God, where is Lin Liren? I want to apologize to him! Is he autistic somewhere now? Do you know? "
"Lin Li?" The River God looked at Wuming gently, thought for a moment, and said with his fist, "Oh, I remember, it seems that I just took Bird King and Li Jing to open the champagne, saying that I won't come back until I get drunk tonight."
nameless:"?"
It’s just this contrasting character that made me think of Saitama and KING, so I couldn’t help but write it again.
There will be no new random characters in the future, these two are just having fun.
The lengths of the three stages are decreasing, and there is not much content left in this copy.
(End of chapter)
