"Hey, this demon king who seems to be destroying the world, could he be the demon king of Terror Cloth instead of the demon king of terror!?"
Wu Mingye realized this belatedly and said with a twitching corner of his mouth.
"...If that's the case, which universe does this demon king come from? Is he really from another universe? Why do I feel that the setting style is exactly the same as our universe, without any moral integrity! This is a fellow villager! This must be a fellow villager Bar!"
"This disgraceful guy just let out Pinocchio's wail, shouting "Boo, Boo, Boo", right? "The Bird King slapped himself hard on the forehead, and his tone was particularly disgusting - originally he was quite optimistic about the momentum and strength of this Demon King, and wanted to learn from it.
As a villain, you must continue to learn, otherwise you will be eliminated by the times.
Now it seems... forget it! Such a disgraceful thing! No devil is afraid of cloth! What can Bu Neng do to you?
Why does the devil not burn the cloth when he touches it, but the devil burns it? ? What a shame for the devil!
"So," Nezha bit his finger and thought in a girlish tone, "What Grandpa Odin said just now is correct, and the transition word is not wrong. "But" should indeed be used. "
nameless:"……"
It turns out that I am superficial.
In other words, I misunderstood it.
"That is to say, what Odin said is absolutely true. After all, we just misunderstood the meaning." Athena, whose hair was full of black lines, also made a comment.
Everyone was silent for a moment.
Very difficult to digest.
But...it would be nice to win!
"Because the Ten Cold Team was the first to defeat the opponent, the winner of this round is the Ten Cold Team, and the team will get 2 points." When Odin in the light curtain announced the result, the coffin was finalized, the Demon King and the Brave Man disappeared instantly, and Pinocchio Cao and Hulk also returned to the spectator seats.
"In vain, I won. What kind of devil is this? In front of me, Pinocchio, I'm just a chicken and a dog! I finally found my confidence!" Pinocchio said to Snow White excitedly.
"Congratulations, Cao Cao." Snow White said, holding Pinocchio's hand.
"Why do you feel like you're not particularly happy to see me back alive..." Pinocchio always felt weird.
"How could it be?" Snow White said with regret, pouting.
Woohoo, obviously I can stop using my nose if I have the chance...
"Lin Li again, Lin Li again, huh! But I won't argue with him this time. After all, he is indeed accurate this time. The brave does have a golden finger, and the devil does have weaknesses. I can win because of him. blessing."
The sour Pinocchio had to admit this this time. Then he looked around and asked:
"Strange, where is Lin Li?"
"Yes, this time it was Lin Li who stood up alone and chose the correct answer despite all the opinions! Team Shi Leng is very lucky to have Lin Li in the team!" Li Jing touched his goatee and said with emotion. .
"Where is our great hero?"
After searching carefully, everyone found Lin Li squatting in a corner secretly wiping tears, his back looking desolate.
"Lin Li, why are you crying~~" The River God floated over and patted Lin Li's head, asking with concern.
"I..." Lin Li opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say for a moment. In the end, he could only smile miserably: "I just regretted it very much because the wrong choice I made caused our Ten Cold Team to lose points. I feel a lot of pressure.
Now I suddenly learned that I made the right choice. I was so relieved that I couldn't control my emotions and cried. "
Lin Li glanced at everyone in Shi Leng. Everyone's eyes were full of concern and admiration for him for being so dedicated to his duties.
I'm an undercover agent! !
Lin Li looked through the gap between the people and looked at Marvel. The Marvel characters were also looking at him, but their eyes were full of unexpected results, fear and care for themselves. Facing a powerful enemy.
If his eyes could be like knives, Lin Li would already be riddled with holes.
But brothers, I am one of my own! !
Why, why! Why can I win when I want to win, but still win when I want to lose? I'm going to win!
Lin Li felt numb, really numb.
"Lin Li, I'm sorry! I was still questioning your choice just now. It turns out that we are short-sighted and only saw the first layer, but you have already seen the second layer! To be honest, I was even doubting that you were I didn’t mean to lose this game on purpose, but looking at it now, I really deserve to die for having such thoughts!”
After ignoring the Demon King of Terror, Wuming said these words from the bottom of his heart.
"For me! Slap as punishment! Bang!" He then bowed deeply to Lin Li and apologized, and gave himself a hard slap!
"I have this idea too, and I deserve to die too! I slap you too!" Little King Kong also nodded in annoyance, and then slapped him hard - namelessly.
"Little King Kong, you deserve to die, then why did you hit me in the face!" Wuming covered his face and widened his eyes.
"It's a pity that a handsome guy like me should get slapped in the face, but you have a face that's been judged to be 'pretty', so it doesn't hurt if you get slapped." Little King Kong said every word.
Wuming, whose heart has turned into powder: "...you must die!"
Princess Snow White heard this and looked over: "Little King Kong, why are you so handsome? Aren't you so cool?"
Little King Kong: "..."
"Pah!" Wuming quickly slapped Little King Kong with a smile, nodded and said, "You're right, it really doesn't hurt to slap such a cute face."
Little King Kong was dejected.
Amid everyone's apologies and compliments, Lin Li smiled.
No one can understand my sadness, no one can empathize with me.
"Captain Lin Li, it's time to start selecting opponents for the second round." Odin said to Lin Li.
Lin Li stood up, looked at Odin with dark eyes, and took out paper, pen and tape recorder.
Come on, this time, I’m going to write down the possibilities of all the words you mentioned having the same pronunciation, and let me see how you want to trick me this time!
But Odin just looked at Lin Li and didn't speak.
The two men looked at each other.
"Azhen fell in love with Aqiang~~" the Almighty River God sang from the side.
"Don't mismatch the BGM! River God!" Wuming jumped up and gave the River God a big armband and complained, then frowned and asked Odin: "Odin, why don't you start introducing your opponents?"
"The opponent has already appeared on the field. There is no verbal introduction in this round." Odin shrugged and pointed to the field.
When everyone heard this, they looked around and saw that two figures had indeed appeared on the field.
A man over two meters tall, covered in golden armor, holding a spear, the spear flashed with lightning, and the eyes exposed in the slit of the helmet were filled with cruelty and ferocity.
One is a three-year-old child who is more than half a meter tall and holding a small wooden sword. He walks tremblingly.
Everyone: "...Wait a minute, the second opponent looks familiar."
"Hey, wasn't this little kid the brave man just now! Why does he have to be the opponent again this round! Child labor can't be so exploited, right? And why does he not even have a pacifier to save his life this time!"
Wuming hesitated to speak, hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't help complaining about this grassy scene:
"What kind of situation is this? A three-year-old brave man and a golden god of war, choose one of them to be your opponent? Can't there be some multiple-choice questions in this competition?
Are we going to choose the Golden God of War again this round? "
After the complaint was over, Wuming felt much more comfortable. He looked at Lin Li and said, "Lin Li, you choose. With the lessons learned from the last round, no matter which one you choose, I will support you."
Lin Li was very annoyed, very annoyed, because he didn't know which one to choose.
Who knows whether these two guys are capable of playing according to the routine?
I’ve been playing a layer of counter-logic myself, but who knows if I’ll also be playing a counter-logic in the second round?
This is simply a multiple-choice question with no correct answer!
This link is the same as Shi Leng, there is no moral integrity at all!
Lin Li glanced at the brave man. His golden finger pacifier from the previous round did not appear in this round, but the problem was... this boy was still wearing a diaper.
A pacifier can be used as a treasure, so why can't diapers?
Moreover, within a game, the routine should be consistent. This round, the focus will definitely be on contrast!
"Our Ten Cold Team chooses the brave man!" Lin Li gritted his teeth and made this choice!
He didn't know if he could lose, so he could only make simple reasoning.
"I'm not questioning your intention, Lin Li. Can you tell me the reason?" Xiao Jingang, who was applying ice cubes to his face, looked over.
"I guess this round, the test is the observation ability before and after. As I said, the pacifier is gone! As long as we who are careful notice this, the golden fingers of the brave have been used up. Why should the little kid be afraid?
Little King Kong, I’ll send you in this round! "Lin Li continued to make up excuses.
"Me? You have to think about it carefully. Odin's reward was not explained to us. I will not work hard for this. I like to show off." Little King Kong still looked lazy.
Lin Li's eyes lit up when he heard this. Our Shi Leng team just needs a bad guy like you. If not, who would you choose?
"Yes, let you go, you will understand my good intentions!" Lin Li said sincerely.
"Okay."
…
ten minutes later.
"Game start."
Little King Kong and Thor appeared in front of the brave man and the golden god of war respectively.
"Ah!!" The God of War roared, and immediately rushed towards the God of Thunder, holding a spear and stabbing it into the God of Thunder's heart without hesitation.
The God of Thunder was naturally not a vegetarian. He held Thor's hammer and flew high into the sky. The two immediately fought together, and they were inseparable for a while.
"This God of War seems to be a real God of War. He is much better than the Great Demon King of Terror... But it seems that the God of War can defeat him, so he should still be able to win, but..." Lin Li thought to himself.
So the eyes of people on both sides gathered on the side of Little King Kong and the Brave Man.
Adhering to the spirit of grinding foreign workers, Little King Kong did not do anything at the beginning of the game. He just stood there and scratched his head.
Instead, it was the brave man who took the initiative. With his long legs of twenty centimeters, Aba and Aba rushed towards the little King Kong with their small wooden swords.
Then he was picked up by the back of the neck by Little King Kong and lifted up like a puppy.
"Child, please stop fighting. Brother, I will take you out of here." After yawning, Little King Kong carried the kid and walked towards the edge of the white line.
"Lin Li, you guessed it right again! A brave man without a pacifier is just a little kid! Nothing! As expected of you, Lin Li, you guessed it right again!" Wuming pressed Lin Li's shoulders excitedly, unable to restrain himself. Zhu De sighed.
Lin Li gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "I've already reached this point."
Lin Li finally understood that when a person is unlucky, he will win no matter what choice he makes.
There was a contrast in the last round, but there is no contrast in this round, right?
Isn't this a contrast?
"Wait a minute, Lin Li, there seems to be an accident on Little King Kong's side!" Wuming exclaimed.
The dawn of hope illuminated Lin Li again, and Lin Li quickly looked up at the field.
"A brave man will never lose!" The three-year-old child's hands were too short to touch the little King Kong. The brave man became angry and stabbed his own diaper with a small wooden sword!
In an instant, the diaper glowed with bright golden light, and with a bang, Little King Kong was bounced away.
Lin Li's eyes were excited, I knew, I knew, the diaper must be a Noble Phantasm!
An illusory figure appeared next to the brave man. The figure said to the child respectfully: "Master brave man, call me the spirit of diapers. Do you have any instructions?"
"What kind of spirit is the diaper spirit? It's as disgusting as the pooping Superman!" Wuming complained.
Poop Superman: "?"
"This man bullied me." The brave man pointed at Little King Kong and said.
"Oh?" Diaper Spirit looked at Little King Kong, "Master Brave, do you need me to help you deal with him?"
Lin Li's eyes became more and more excited, this is how it should be!
"Of course!" The little brave man nodded arrogantly.
"Okay, then leave it to me." The Diaper Spirit looked at Little King Kong with gloomy eyes, "Death Shrink!"
The venue only echoed with the sound of the fight between the God of Thunder and the God of War.
The vigilant little King Kong touched his whole body and found that he had lost nothing and did not feel any discomfort.
"What!?" The spirit of diapers looked horrified: "Is it possible! You are not wearing diapers!?"
Little King Kong: "?"
"Why am I still wearing diapers when I'm in my twenties?" Little King Kong raised his middle finger.
"There are actually people in this world who don't wear diapers! Sorry, Lord Brave, I can only deal with people who wear diapers. I can't help you this time. I'm sorry, let's take a step first." Diaper Spirit Pidian I fell back into the diaper.
Brave: "..."
"The brave man deserves to be from the same world as that useless Demon King! The setting of this Diaper Spirit is really similar to the Terror Cloth Demon King!" Wuming complained.
Lin Li wanted to curse even more.
Lin Li, who was already crazy, wanted to ask Little King Kong: Why don't you wear diapers?
On the battlefield, Little King Kong's eyebrows twitched, he strode forward, took off the brave man's diaper and threw it aside - to prevent him from triggering the impact again, and then lifted the back of the brave man's neck again and walked outside the white line .
Nothing went wrong this time, and the brave man was easily thrown out by Little King Kong.
"Because Team Ten Cold defeated the opponent first, the winner of this round is Team Ten Cold, and the team will get 2 points." The brave man and the God of War next door, who were already showing their decline, disappeared into the space.
"Damn it, I almost forced him out of the field!" Thor was particularly annoyed.
"Win! Win again! Long live Lin Li!" Shi Leng cheered.
"Although the process was all wrong, the results were all right. He is indeed Lin Li, the lucky star of Team Ten Leng!"
Happiness belongs to them. Although he is at the core of the happy whirlpool, Lin Li feels that he is out of tune with them.
Feeling the increasingly resentful and fearful look from Marvel, Lin Li was speechless.
I am really my own person...
Winning even though you want to lose will only last for this project, to be precise, it will only last for these two rounds.
In addition, the style of this copy will be very outrageous and nonsensical. This is the tone of the copy and will not be changed.
If you really don't like this style, just tolerate it or support it. The antenna can only say sorry.
This copy is divided into three stages following the main mission, and the length is decreasing. This copy has reached the mid-to-late stage.
This copy does have a small main plot.
