Time goes back three minutes to Marvel Fortress.
"Game start!"
"Why did the opposite universe send that little girl out? So I don't dare to transform. I'm afraid Hulk will get obsessed with love and use you to borrow flowers and offer them to Buddha." Dr. Banner looked at the 'little' girl below, a little confused. He said looking at Spider-Man and Ant-Man with palpitations.
"It doesn't matter. The two of us will follow the plan first. Dr. Banner, you wait for the opportunity to act." Spider-Man swung out from the inside of the fortress, crawled along the outer wall of the fortress, and responded at the same time.
Ant-Man nodded, and his body began to expand in place, gradually filling up all the space inside the fortress.
"Mr. Scott, are you okay? Does this feel uncomfortable?" Spider-Man on the outside began to use spider silk to completely seal the remaining fragmentary space, and said with concern at the same time.
"To be honest, my whole body is twisted and not good at all." Ant-Man's dull voice came from inside, "But I carried out this plan with the determination that I might die, so it doesn't matter. Parker, don’t worry and continue to block, and I’m not that fragile, so there will be no problem if I persist for a while.”
Marvel's tactics here are very simple and crude.
Since siege requires boarding the fortress, why not completely block the internal space of the fortress? First let Ant-Man completely occupy most of the space, and then let Spider-Man use Iron Man-strengthened spider silk to add an additional layer of protection.
There's no room left, so there's no way to get on board the Thirty Seconds.
The original intention of sending the Hulk was to go directly to harass Shi Leng's siege team while the two were working. However, now that there was Nezha on the opposite side, he was afraid of having the opposite effect, so he put it aside for the time being.
After layer after layer of insurance was applied and the spider silk was almost used up, Peter Parker habitually wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Peter remembered another Peter Parker he had seen before, who could actually generate spider silk on his own, but Peter suspected that his spider silk might be emitted from places other than his wrists.
Although he himself told himself that this was not possible, Peter felt that he was just being shy and found it difficult to say anything.
It can only be said that the physiques of Spider-Man and Spider-Man are also slightly different.
Wait, I got distracted again! Almost forgetting the main thing, Spider-Man slapped himself on the forehead and immediately looked down the fortress to observe what his opponents were doing now.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it, once you take a look...
Spider-Man: "?"
Shi Leng's three-person siege team did not approach the fortress, but stayed in place.
When he could move around, Lin Li took out the portable toilet that had been placed in the "back space" at noon and placed it on the ground.
Lin Li and Poop Superman looked at each other and nodded to each other.
Poop Superman first prayed devoutly, and then used paper towels to carefully wipe every detail of the toilet seat so that his figure could be reflected on the toilet seat.
Then he slowly took off his pants and sat on them in front of the public, bending his waist and crossing his fingers on his thighs, as if he were a melancholy thinker.
"Yeah!" Poop Superman snorted, veins popped up on his forehead, and goosebumps began to appear all over his body.
He's about to start!
"Come on! Superman! Come on! Superman!" Nezha transformed into a cheerleader and was doing cheerleading. However, the bouquets in the hands of ordinary cheerleaders turned into two packs of tissue paper when Nezha arrived, and there was still something in his nose. Stuffed with cotton.
If it is not stuffed with cotton, it will easily stink to death.
"Starting today, I have to go to the toilet by myself. Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me~" Lin Li also encouraged the pooping superman.
"I'm working hard!" Poop Superman said through gritted teeth.
Lin Li turned around. Although Iron Man and the others on the opposite side had already knelt down, they started to attack from a distance. However, they had their own arrangements, so it was not a big problem.
But we also need to pay close attention here.
"Poop Superman, you don't have much time left. You know, if you can't poop out by yourself, I can only poop it out for you." Lin Li smiled slightly, and Nezha stood ready to go.
Cheerleading allows you to move your arms, so you can use more strength when hugging your uncle later!
This is also the purpose of Lin Li bringing Nezha with him.
"No, no, Lin Li, wait, give me some more time!" Shit Superman's pupils were shaking. To be honest, I don't remember the memory of being hugged by Nezha yesterday very clearly - because my soul was with Shit at that time. One comes out from the top and the other comes out from the bottom.
This way of going to the toilet is simply an insult to going to the toilet! Superman never wants to have such an experience again in his life!
"Give you one million, get out of my butt, now, right away!" Poop Superman frowned, turned his head slightly, and shouted in the direction of his butt, "There are a lot of shits that want to stay in my body, but no shit has succeeded. , tell me, cash or check, anyway, I can’t give it to you if you love me.”
Seeing the pooping superman who suddenly turned into a domineering president, Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, but it was okay and acceptable.
In this cold world, everything that happens is understandable.
He was not nameless, so Lin Li felt that he would never be shocked again.
So his eyes were fixed on the opposite side. As soon as Li Jing showed signs of being unable to resist, Lin Li would ask Nezha to take action forcefully.
"That..." a voice came from behind.
Lin Li turned his head and saw Spider-Man clinging to the wall of the fortress with a confused look on his face. He scratched his head in embarrassment and asked, "Lin Li, although we are opponents, can I ask, what are you doing now? "
Lin Li looked at Spider-Man in surprise, not understanding why he asked such a question: "Parker, generally speaking, the toilet can only be used for going to the toilet, so of course we are going to the toilet, don't you know?"
"Uh... no, no, no, that's not what I asked. I mean, is it inappropriate for you to go to the toilet now?" Spider-Man quickly explained.
"Isn't it more appropriate to hold it in?" Lin Li thought for a while and said.
Spider-Man: "..."
It makes sense, but there must be something wrong.
"Hey, you... look down on the behavior of going to the toilet, don't you?" Poop Superman's angry voice came from behind Lin Li towards Spider-Man.
Lin Li turned his head and Poop Superman glared at Spider-Man: "You think this is an embarrassing thing! Do you? Spider-Man!"
"Uh, no, this... Mr. I don't know the name, I didn't mean to offend you. No shame! No shame! Going to the toilet is normal! I go to the toilet often too!" Peter didn't know where he had offended this muscle. Male, but apologize first.
"You're lying to me, you're hypocritically lying! Your eyes are clearly filled with incomprehension!" Poop Superman's fisted hands began to tremble, "People like you have to pay a price!"
Spider-Man often sees scenes like this, because many villains always have their own dark stories, and they like to talk like this when fighting.
It's just... what is this person doing? He's just going to the toilet!
"Miss Sphincter, Mr. Large Intestine, Brother Wisdom, although it's offensive, please lend me your power. This time, I will definitely win!" Poop Superman turned his head, looked in the direction of his butt, and said softly.
There was silence for a while, and Lin Li looked sideways.
"Okay~" Three small voices came from the toilet.
Lin Li, who was still smiling at first, finally had his moral acceptance threshold broken when these three voices came out.
Did you feel like you could accept everything just now?
Sorry, Lin Li now realizes that he does not have such a strong mentality.
Where the hell did this sound come from! ! !
Lin Li lost control of his expression and silently blocked his ears with tissues - he couldn't listen anymore.
This situation may be... considered normal in Shi Lengli.
For example, Megalodon's weakness is the penis that grows on its back. It can mimic and disguise itself into a look that makes people reluctant to take action. It can also talk and plead. It also has Daihua Brother, Left Bag'er and Right Bag'er. A younger brother.
Since its penis can have its own life and consciousness, then maybe it is also reasonable that the butt of the pooping Superman has its own life and consciousness!
Lin Li started PUA on his own and built himself up mentally.
"Yeah!!!" With the power of his loved ones, relatives and friends, a powerful momentum bloomed from Superman. His eyes were filled with perseverance and determination!
"Gudong!"
It was the sound of something falling into the water!
The next second, the portable toilet exploded on the spot. It could not carry this emotional carrier full of anger and bondage!
Seeing the turbid gas dissipating, Lin Li and Nezha reacted quickly and ran away.
Spider-Man was startled, but then he realized that in the blink of an eye, Poop Superman had disappeared, leaving only the broken toilet in place.
"Oh my god, where are the people?"
"Are you looking for me?" A voice that made Spider-Man's skin crawl came from the side.
Peter turned his head and saw a scene that he would never forget in his life: a man in a red cloak without pants easily penetrated all the seals made of reinforced spider silk and tore open the protective layer he had set up, just like tearing off a napkin. Effortless and elegant.
Superman stretched out his hand again, and the giant Ant-Man was pulled out like a chicken and thrown down.
Watching this scene, Spider-Man even doubted whether Ant-Man had lost weight, but the loud noise when Ant-Man was hit to the ground announced that the weight was intact.
Throwing Ant-Man out like trash, before Ant-Man landed, Superman had already arrived in front of Spider-Man with his own speed.
So when Spider-Man looked away from Ant-Man and looked at the pooping Superman who was very close to him, the horror in his eyes was even deeper: "Mr. I don't know the name, why don't you put on your pants first..."
"Remember, don't look down on men who go to the toilet anymore." Poop Superman easily held down the spider web launcher that Spider-Man was sneaking about to press. After saying this in an understatement, he hit the other man's forehead with his forehead. .
Like a kite with its string broken, the unconscious Spider-Man fell straight from the wall of the fortress to the ground.
Lin Li was astonished when he saw it below.
It seems that Superman has done a lot of things, but these things actually took less than five seconds in total.
The setting is disgusting, and the fighting power of Superman is really not that great. Lin Li feels that he is comparable to Superman.
No wonder some people ridicule that compared with the Avengers, the Justice League is really poorly balanced and more like Superman and his younger brothers.
Lin Li thought of "Batman v Superman". In order to make the mortal body and Superman evenly matched, it was really difficult for the screenwriter.
If I were Superman in that environment, I might have transformed into a native of the motherland and given Batman a little bit of a super power shock - Wayne Group? Henry Group!
I wonder if Superman is afraid of kryptonite.
But even if he has this kind of weakness, he should be afraid of things that are more outrageous and consistent with the Shi Leng universe.
"Let's go, Nezha, let's give paper to Superman." Lin Li greeted Nezha. All the city defense teams had lost their combat effectiveness, and there was no longer any difficulty. After weaving a pair of wings for Nezha and himself, the two of them flew Up inside the fort.
Thirty seconds passed, and the countdown on the light screen, which originally had more than fifty minutes left, instantly returned to zero.
The two Odins took their place and looked at the three people in the Marvel Fortress and the three people who were still kneeling in front of the Shi Leng Fortress with a gloomy expression.
"Because all members of the Ten Cold Team siege team have been on the Marvel Fortress for more than thirty seconds, this round of competition ended early." Ten Cold Odin began to announce the results.
"The result of the competition is that all members of the Marvel team failed to siege the city, and all members of the Shileng team successfully sieged the city."
"Because Lin Li is the captain, the score is 2 points. The Ten Cold Team has a total score of 4 points. Because Doctor Strange is the captain, the score is 2 points. The Marvel Team has a total score of -4 points."
"At the end of this round, the score of the universe changed to 13-0, and Shileng Universe led by 13 points."
"Marvel Team Ant-Man dies and cannot be selected to participate in any competition within 24 hours."
Hearing these words, people from both universes looked at Ant-Man. This was the first time someone died in the game.
It was probably because Superman was so excited that he couldn't hold back his strength for a moment and killed Ant-Man directly. Spider-Man and Hulk were not seriously injured.
"Am I already dead? No wonder I just lost consciousness." Ant-Man said to himself.
"Are you feeling sick?" Captain America asked with concern.
"Not at all. If Odin didn't tell me, I wouldn't even know I was dead." Ant-Man shook his head and touched the muscles of his arm, which still felt real.
"Today's game has ended. The next round will start at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. For the remaining time, the players on both sides can go back to the rest area to make their own arrangements." After the official content was finished, the two Odins disappeared together with the light curtain.
"It's time to get off work!" Little King Kong and the laughing Ten Leng crowd happily headed to the Whirlpool Gate.
"Go home, Cao Cao, it's time for us to take a mandarin duck bath!" Snow White's words attracted the attention of many animals.
"What are you looking at!" Pinocchio immediately blocked everyone's sight.
Marvel, on the other hand, seems a bit lifeless.
Everyone looked up at the huge number above their heads - 0.
This means that after working hard all day, they got nothing, and the gap between the two parties became wider and wider.
This second round was completely crushed.
Everyone looked at each other, the emotions in their eyes were very low.
The strength of the opposite universe is completely different from what it looks like.
They look like ordinary people, but in fact, they have nothing to do with ordinary people.
Facing such an opponent, do you really have a chance of winning? This thought can't help but cross everyone's mind.
Thanos, who was tied up, looked at the deflated superheroes as if it had nothing to do with him, and laughed loudly.
The angry God of Thunder hit his head with a hammer and his mouth was crooked.
Deadpool, who was also tied up on the side, listened to the strange movements around him and asked: "What happened? Why do you hear you sighing and smiling? By the way, can you remove the spider silk in front of me? Are you really planning to deceive me?" My eyes until the end of this game?
At least let me participate in one, right?
Also, my butt is really itchy right now. Is there any enthusiastic female superhero named Black Widow or Scarlet Witch who would be willing to scratch it for me? "
"Boom!"
It looks good, now Deadpool’s mouth is also smashed crooked.
Shi Leng won’t always win, Marvel will start to catch up later.
Of course, the way of catching up will be a little different.
