"Three hours? That's the afternoon game? Let's go have lunch. We want to have a good meal today." Upon hearing this, the lazy boy Xiao Jingang immediately walked towards the whirlpool gate excitedly.
"Little King Kong, slow down and act as a group." Lin Li called to Little King Kong, and then said to everyone: "In order to prevent undercover agents from revealing our information to Marvel, everyone should not act alone now, and try to ensure that there is at least one person around you.
This can increase the chance of the undercover being exposed. I hope everyone will cooperate with my work. "
Knowing yourself and your enemy is the key to victory in any battle. Information gaps are very important. As long as the undercover agent does not pass on information, all Marvel can do now is to summarize the rules on its own, and this will be extremely inefficient and expand its advantage.
"Support my adoptive father." Lin Li, who had not seen the dance video yet, nodded solemnly: "Whoever doesn't listen to my adoptive father will not support my adoptive father." Take it seriously, haha, the consequences will be disastrous."
"Wait a minute, are you very respectable?" Wuming looked at the 'majestic' little King Kong suspiciously.
"Are you questioning me? Damn." Little King Kong squinted at Wuming, "Anyone on earth knows how valuable I am."
"I'm from Earth too, but I've never heard of you." Wuming said in disbelief, and continued to question: "What's your worth?"
"Stupid humans are hopeless."
"Don't act like you're no longer a human being!" Wuming said with a dark face.
"One third." Little King Kong immediately continued, while looking at Wuming with even more contempt in his eyes.
"What?" Wuming didn't understand at first.
"My name is Xiao Jin Gang! Isn't one-third of the gold content enough? Come on, you are not illiterate, are you?" Xiao Jin Gang scratched his head in distress, as if he had punched cotton. : "It seems a bit difficult to explain to the illiterate."
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"You fucking call this gold content?! It turns out to be gold content with gold in the name!" Wuming broke the defense, "If my real name is not "Beep——", but Jin Xinxin, how do you want to evaluate it? "
"You are more valuable. You are better than me. How can I evaluate you?" Xiao Jingang's eyes looked like he was mentally retarded, as if he was mocking, "You can't even do such a simple reasoning?"
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The desire to stab Little King Kong to death reached its climax again at this moment.
"Okay, in short, let's do everything together as much as possible. Now let's go have dinner together." Lin Li, who is used to and very good at integrating into this kind of conversation, greeted everyone with a smile.
"Understood." Because of Lin Li's identity as a foster father and the fact that girls are easier to talk to, Lin Li's suggestion was adopted by everyone without any setbacks.
…
Rest areas, supermarkets, at the dining table.
"Where's Superman? Why didn't I see him?" Lin Li, who was looking for someone, looked around while holding delicious food, but didn't see him, so he asked everyone.
"Just pass out in the corner." Bird King, who was banned from drinking by Lin Li, was drinking tea instead of wine while sparring with Li Jing at noon.
"What's wrong with him?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"Lin Li, have you read Japanese comics? Do you know the way of expressing love in Japanese comics by bending down and reaching out?" Wuming on the side heard the words and explained expressionlessly.
"I know, 'Classmate XX, please date me'? What does it have to do with this matter?" Lin Li became even more curious.
"Poop Superman just used this posture to say to Snow White:
"Snow White, Lin Li said that everyone should accompany each other in pairs. In response to his call, can I invite you to poop together? Let me tell you secretly, my toilet seat can do a backflip."
Wu Ming's imitation is so vivid that it really deserves a beating.
"Then he was beaten by the angry Snow White?" Lin Li, who felt like he was going blind as the image was so strong, speculated on the outcome.
"No," Wuming sighed, "The Steam Girl blushed and became excited as expected, but the problem is that Pinocchio on the side was even more excited."
"Ah? He is still a tauren in front of the rightful master, the pure love warrior's old enemy." Lin Li was greatly shocked, and then nodded: "Then he deserves to be in a coma, okay, I will go to the corner to find him."
"Why are you looking for him?" It was Wuming's turn to be a little curious.
"I just made some exquisite food, and I would like to ask Superman to taste it." Lin Li scratched his head, raised his head to the bowls and chopsticks with food in his hands, and explained.
"Is there anything delicious? Let me see." Wuming got up curiously after hearing this and came to Lin Li to look at it.
When he walked up to Lin Li and saw clearly the contents of the bowl, his face was illuminated by a green light.
——In front of him was a lump of blue, green, yellow, and purple paste, with a slight turbid juice coming out.
People on earth shouldn't be able to eat this stuff.
Lin Li's introduction voice came from the side: "This is stir-fried noodle soup with cola isatis root, topped with strawberry-flavored ice cream as a topping, and stirred with laxative flavoring. Do you want to try it?"
"Poop Superman also NTRed you? Otherwise, the crime wouldn't be this big, right?" Wuming was sweating profusely, and took twenty steps back until he was close to the wall, maintaining an absolutely safe distance from Lin Li.
"As a captain, you always have to consider the game, and I'm not a devil." Lin Li smiled gently, "It just so happens that Superman is in a coma right now, so I don't need to do psychological work on him, so I can just feed it to him. Just stay here.”
In order to win, Superman has to poop even if he doesn't poop.
…
afternoon.
Marvel and Ten Cold characters gathered in the auditorium around the fortress, waiting for the game to begin.
"Is Poop Superman okay?" Wuming looked at the lively Poop Superman and was a little surprised.
"He passively possesses a superhuman stomach, and my cooking is nothing to him. I drank half of it, and he even woke up and drank it himself. He even asked me if I had any more, and he still didn't want to finish it." Lin Li looked regretful.
"It's really difficult to deal with a superman who doesn't have diarrhea and is prone to constipation."
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"Does it have any impact on your plan? Since you want to make Superman loose, you must be planning to let him appear later, right?" Wuming asked worriedly.
"It's not a big problem." Lin Li shook his head, still looking like he had a chance to win.
"What should I do to defend the city?" Wuming asked at noon, having already learned that he was going to appear later.
"Just be yourself." Lin Li looked at Wuming sincerely.
"What do you mean? It's a bit too profound." Wuming didn't understand, and emphasized at the same time: "Our universe has no moral integrity or connotation. No one can understand these profound words Lin Li."
"Okay, what I mean is, you can just keep your good-for-nothing persona." Lin Li was more sincere.
"..."
"You should be more thoughtful." Wuming, who had a sword inserted into his chest, had no expression on his face.
The light curtain was opened, and two Odins appeared inside.
At the same time, the 12 players also appeared in each other's positions.
On the Ten Cold Fortress side, the defenders are: Li Jing, Bird King, and Wuming, and the attackers are: Doctor Strange, Iron Man, and Hawkeye.
On the Marvel Fortress side, the defenders: Ant-Man, Spider-Man, and Hulk, and the attackers: Lin Li, Nezha, and Shit Superman.
When the transmission ended, the body was still imprisoned and unable to move or use abilities, so everyone was observing the layout of the opposite side.
When Doctor Strange saw Li Jing with a goatee in the fortress again, the corners of his eyes twitched fiercely.
Why is it you again, the real Archmage - Gu Jing!
But it doesn't matter, even if you use your unsolvable ability this time, you will only help us climb the fortress! Unless you come down! So...the advantage lies with us at Marvel!
Lin Li, who was on the opposite side, smiled slightly. This match was already won.
"The game begins!" Odin's voice echoed in this space. Everyone immediately felt that the confinement of their bodies disappeared and regained their ability to move. At the same time, a huge one-hour countdown light and shadow appeared on the top of the fortress.
Hawkeye and Iron Man passed Doctor Strange at the same time and came to him, looking up at the three humans in the fortress.
In fact, they were just a cover-up. Doctor Strange behind them drew a circle in front of him with his hand wearing a hanging ring. This time, because they were in the same space, the tunnel was quickly built.
Looking from the tunnel, we can see the silly back figures of those three people!
Okay, now all I have to do is get in and knock down three people! Doctor Strange's lips curled up into a smile!
His knees are raised high, which will be a big step to determine the victory! !
The fortress is right in front of you!
The knee then drops! Make a dull sound!
Doctor Strange successfully...successfully knelt on the ground!
Still kneeling with Iron Man and Hawkeye, the three of them were neatly arranged.
Looking at his familiar posture, clasped hands, unable to move his body, and the middle-aged man with a goatee on his head, all these familiar things, Doctor Strange sadly discovered: He has been tricked again!
What's even more outrageous this time is that there isn't even a sword in his clasped hands! Moreover, Archmage Gu Jing controls more than just himself!
Looking from the perspective of the Marvel characters in the audience, the current situation is that the three Doctor Strange brothers are kneeling down and praying devoutly to the Ten Cold Fortress, as if begging them to let them win.
So...a shameful feeling.
"What is going on!" Hawkeye was shocked. It turned out that what Doctor Strange and Ant-Man said were true. There are really people with such weird abilities in this world. "I can't move, I can't move at all, but I don't understand me." Why can’t you move!”
"My mecha did not report that I received any external force, but my posture cannot be changed." Stark said with a frown.
On the fortress, Wuming yawned and looked at the Bird King: "Bird King, you said that Li Jing can defend the city alone. What's the use of calling us to gather the number of people? Or does Lin Li still want Man to do it? Wei took advantage of our opportunity to control."
Li Jing once cut down an entire army with one sword, and he was so good at defending the city. It was not difficult for him to defend the city with just three people.
"The adoptive father has other worries." The Bird King waved his hand, and then his eyes narrowed slightly, "Here it comes! The accident that the adoptive father said has come true!"
"Huh?" Following the Bird King's gaze, Wuming turned his head and looked over, and was shocked to find that the shoulders of Iron Man's suit opened, and countless small missiles flew out from it and shot at Li Jing!
Although his posture is controlled, Stark can still order Jarvis to control the suit to launch missiles!
According to Marvel's summary of the morning's defeat, they believed that Li Jing himself needed to remain still when using this move.
Well, just don't let him stay still! Look at his body, he is still just a mortal! Can you catch the missile?
"Hey, hey, hey! Bird King, since Lin Li has anticipated this kind of accident, he must have told you how to deal with it. What should you do now?" Wuming said in a panic. Marvel's speculation was correct. As long as Li Jing doesn't keep chopping. Posture, the effect of taking the sword with bare hands is over.
"Watch it." The Bird King smiled confidently.
Then there was no sound.
When Wuming turned his head in confusion, he saw... Bird King taking off his pants.
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"Hehe." The two looked at each other, and the Bird King chuckled.
"Hey, hey, you're so big! Why are you taking off your clothes now! Is this Lin Li's way of coping? It's so shameless! And what's the use of it! Do you think people from Marvel would not dare to look at this thing of yours? Really? They just bombarded them with a cannon! Or should you say that you can block the cannonballs!" Wuming was furious.
"Although I can't do it, but, come on, use your vomiting energy to block the missile!" Bird King said, pointing to the golden fur on Wuming's head.
I see! Only then did Wuming realize that the Bird King took off his pants to stimulate his complaints. Wuming immediately pressed his head and began to materialize the object: "The strongest protective measure!"
Dang Dang Dang!
A package of Durex (larger and thicker version) appeared in Wuming's hand!
"This is not a protective measure! This is even more outrageous than salt! Get me a serious one! Otherwise, I will pull you out!" Fortunately, after the threat, there was no problem with the next embodiment, and several shields appeared at the edge of the fortress. , shattered in the explosion of the missile, but also defused the offensive.
"Effective! The fact that they stopped it means our speculation is correct, Tony, it's up to you!" Although the attack was not successful, hope flashed in Doctor Strange's eyes.
"Got it." The back of the steel suit split and reorganized, and the laser launcher appeared on the shoulder, launching the second round of offensive together with the missile.
"Come on, here we go again, I'll perform a swing dance for you, let you see the rhythm of my three legs!" the Bird King shouted.
"That's enough!" Wuming didn't even look at it, and said through gritted teeth: "Can Lin Li give me some reliable way to trigger complaints next time? Is this a tactic that anyone can come up with!"
"I also sacrificed a lot." Bird King said seriously.
"You are obviously enjoying it! You pervert!" Seeing the Bird King's fully integrated posture, Wu Fang was shocked.
"My complaining energy is enough. You don't have to dance anymore. Just put on your pants." Wuming said.
The Bird King was startled when he heard this and hesitated for a while: "Better... let's dance a little longer to save some hidden energy in your back."
"You really enjoyed it!"
Sure enough, as long as you stay with people in your own universe, you will never lack the energy to complain.
"Wait a minute, Bird King, aren't you also very powerful in combat? And your system is different from mine. You can use it without complaining at all? Why don't you intercept the missiles yourself?" Wuming discovered a blind spot, He said with narrowed eyes.
"Don't I have to be responsible for dancing? I don't have time." The Bird King was startled when he heard this. He was startled for a moment, then tilted his head guiltily and said.
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Most people in our own universe lie in this state, and they don't know how to cover up at all.
"...The instructions Lin Li gave you should be for you to intercept... He clearly told me that I just need to continue to act as a useless character and let Marvel underestimate the enemy.
So - you are purely satisfying your personal perversions now! "
Wuming suddenly discovered the truth.
"Hey, you really understand me best." After everything was exposed, the Bird King laughed awkwardly, and then shyly said to Wuming: "Don't tell your adoptive father, he will be angry."
Wuming sighed: "Actually, your adoptive father is looking at you from the fortress opposite, and his expression is similar to mine."
"Adopted father? Adopted father has successfully attacked the city? But it's only been a few minutes?"
