What appeared in front of Thor was the representative of the Northern Gods, the most barking of the gods - Thor, the God of Thunder!
The red cloak behind Thor was swaying greatly in the wind, adding a bit of domineering aura to him - although the wind was brought by Thor.
"I have noticed you for a long time, puppy. Are you also the God of Thunder?" Thor, with pure white eyes, tilted his head, his long hair swaying freely, looking at his little opponent and asked.
Thor frowned slightly. He didn't like being called a dog, so he emphasized again:
"I am Thor! For the glory of the Northern God!"
"I have long heard that in the multiverse, there will be countless different selves." Looking down at Thor, Thor shook his head in amusement and said to himself: "But I never thought that people from another universe I turned out to be a dog.”
Thor and Thor are actually transliterations of Thor, so strictly speaking, their names are actually the same.
"I am Thor, God of Thunder!" Thor's eyes narrowed slightly, looking a little more dangerous.
Who are you calling a dog? You kid.
"Can't Thor fly? Doesn't he seem to have a lot of momentum in front of Thor?" Looking at the scene of the confrontation between man and dog, Thor's side was thundering and lightning was still in the sky, and Thor's side had no foil, so Wuming asked Athena.
"Lost...lost...fuck, what did you say?" Athena's reaction was a little slow.
"Did you just curse Thor for losing the game?" Wuming's temples beat uncontrollably, and he asked again with a forced smile.
"Haha, how could it be possible?" Athena laughed, then seemed to remember Wuming's question, nodded and said: "As a god, why can't you fly?
"Yes, after all, he is a god..."
"Thor can fly in space." Athena continued.
Wuming, who was about to nod, was stuck at first, but then he reacted and shouted emotionally: "Everyone can fly in space! That means they can't fly at all!"
"If there is a communication barrier, then we won't communicate and go straight to the point. I won't pity you just because you are a dog. You have to know that in our universe, raccoons carry rocket launchers." Thor twisted in the sky. His limbs made a thunderous crackling sound.
His expression was casual, that's what he said, but he still didn't take Thor seriously.
It's just a dog after all.
It can't be like the Yuan Devouring Beast, which looks like a cat but is actually an alien monster, right?
Then he raised his right hand and stretched it to the sky. A small figure roared with violent thunder and lightning, and finally stayed firmly on Thor's hand.
The arc of electric charge is still flowing around - Thor's exclusive weapon, a weapon that can only be used by justice, kindness and approval by Thor! Thor's hammer!
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, it is an artifact made from the core of a star!
"It would be so disappointing if you were a Thor who didn't even have his own Mjolnir." Thor, who was holding the Mjolnir high and looking at Thor with even greater momentum, said.
"I am Thor, the God of Thunder!" Thor, who felt despised again, looked fierce under Thor's gaze and raised his dog paw to the sky.
"For the glory of the Northern God!" In the mechanical voice from the collar horn, the sky thundered and lightninged again!
A small figure came roaring with violent thunder and lightning, and finally rested firmly on Thor's hand.
The arc of electric charge and the delicate lines are exactly the same as Sol's!
Thor's hammer!
The fluttering red cloak, the dog hair standing on end, and the golden thunder and lightning began to escape from the corners of Thor's dog eyes. Now Thor is no longer a cute puppy, he is even more handsome than Zenitsu in Demon Slayer. Be golden!
Lin Li and Wuming in the stands looked at each other and said in unison: "Fuck you."
What fucked them up wasn't Thor's handsomeness, but...
Sol, who was flying in the air, blinked, then raised his head, looked at his empty right hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
?
The hammer you just summoned?
How come such a big hammer is gone?
Oh, I remembered, in Thor's hands.
——The Thor's hammer in Thor's hand is of course exactly the same as Thor's, because it flew right from Thor's hand! Could that make a difference?
"You even grabbed the hammer! Come back to me! I am the real God of Thunder!" Thor's fingers formed a hook, and Mjolnir felt the huge gravity, and instantly left Thor's hand and flew towards Thor.
"I am Thor, God of Thunder!" Not to be outdone, Thor's claws became hooks, causing Mjolnir's hammer to start turning back in the opposite direction before it could even fly back to Thor's hand.
"Come back!" Thor had to focus more on summoning Thor's hammer.
"I am Thor, the God of Thunder!" Thor's hammer, which had just flown back some distance, seemed 'tangled' again, jumping left and right in the air.
…
"Ah - no." Little King Kong, who was lying in the auditorium, yawned, stood up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at Lin Li: "Have they got the result from their tugging?"
"Wait a minute, let me take a look." Lin Li, who was clapping his hands with the River God to pass the time, took a look and reported: "The hammer is currently about two centimeters away from the midpoint of the distance between the two of us. The advantage is with us. "
"Okay, good night." Little King Kong turned over and continued to sleep.
"This is not an option, Thor." Thor, who has never been so speechless, gritted his teeth and said, Captain America can use Thor's hammer, why can this dog also snatch the right to use it? This makes me look so shameless!
"Tsk." Lin Li looked at the speechlessness on Sol's face, shook his head and laughed. Lin Li, who understood his confusion, just wanted to comment: "Who can reason with you as a ten-cold character?"
He is a ten-cold character and he is the God of Thunder. With these two conditions, it is normal for him to become the master of Thor's hammer.
"We will never get a result by grabbing this hammer, and we can't tell the winner. If we continue, it will be a waste of time." Saul continued.
Thor tilted his head slightly, signaling for Thor to continue.
"Let's all give up this Thor's hammer, use our own strength to determine the winner, and gain the true glory of the Northern God, using glory as a bet." Thor pointed to the sky and said.
High in the sky, the two Odins who served as referees also had their eyes fixed on the bottom. This was a battle between their sons.
In fact, sons are not very important, it is mainly related to their own face!
"For the glory of the Northern God!" Thor heard this and nodded without thinking much.
So he put away the dog's claws, and Thor's hammer immediately flew back to Thor's hand.
And Thor did not break his promise. As soon as he took back Thor's hammer, he smashed it out of the field. At the same time, he said to Thor: "By the glory of Thor! Who will use this hammer again?" , then no matter what, you have already lost!"
Thor nodded.
"Then let the battle really begin. I won't underestimate you anymore!" Thor, the God of Thunder, took a deep breath and began to fly towards Thor.
Although Thor looks like an ordinary puppy without Thor's hammer, Thor will never underestimate his opponent!
This side of the battlefield.
The corners of Thor's mouth were slightly raised. As a Shiba Inu, his face seemed to turn into a "doge" emoticon. Looking at Thor, the God of Thunder, who was getting closer and closer, he raised his hand again.
A black shadow roared with violent thunder and lightning, and finally rested firmly on Thor's hand.
Thor's hammer!
"What are you doing! Thor! Didn't we make an agreement? Our God of Thunder will never be dishonest! Don't you want the glory of the Northern God?" Thor quickly stopped and looked at him in disbelief and a little disappointed. Thor.
Because this kind of betrayal is meaningless, it will only make the battlefield turn into a situation of pulling Thor's hammer again.
Thor continued to maintain a "doge" smile, stretched out a finger to point in the direction where Thor's hammer had just hit, and then pressed the button on his neck: "I am Thor, the God of Thunder!"
When he said the word Thor, the Thor's hammer in his hand flashed with lightning.
Thor felt something was wrong, and looked in the direction outside the field, falling into silence - the Thor's Hammer that he had just thrown out was still lying there quietly.
"Is this... your own Thor's hammer?" Turning around again, Thor asked with some difficulty. Looking closely, this Thor's hammer is indeed different from his own. It is more cartoonish and has a slightly different style. different.
Thor nodded.
Then Thor pressed the voice button, and at the same time looked at Thor with a sinister look: "For the glory of the Northern God!"
Sol understood now:
What this bitch means is that in the bet that he just made a bet on glory, the bet was his Thor's hammer, but now this bitch is holding his Thor's hammer. This is not a violation. On the contrary, if he goes to pick it up His own hammer would be considered a violation of the bet.
This bitch is not cute at all! Even the raccoon carrying the RPG is cuter than him! So does the Yuan Devouring Beast!
"You are a real dog." Thor said through gritted teeth.
"He is a real dog." Wuming said to Lin Li on the audience stage.
"It's a genuine dog." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
"Woof woof!" Hearing Thor's praise, Thor was not ashamed but proud, and even barked twice.
So Sol now needs a word that's more aggressive than dog.
In the light curtain, the two Odins, who were referees, had two extreme expressions on their faces at this time. One had turned the color of pig liver from suppressing his laughter, and the other had turned as black as coal.
"But...what's the use? It's just that instead of fighting for that hammer, we are fighting for this hammer." Thor shook his head, suppressed his curse, and stretched out his hand towards Thor's hammer. .
"Let me try the Mjolnir from another universe. How does it feel?"
"Thor's Hammer! Come!"
"..." The world is very quiet.
The venue echoed with the purring sound of Little King Kong.
Thor's hammer didn't move at all.
"Why is it useless!" Thor was shocked. The Thor's hammer in Thor's hand did not respond to him at all!
"Woof woof woof!" Thor barked proudly.
"Lin Li, what is Thor's barking?" Wuming and others looked at Lin Li curiously.
"Thor said - do you think that everyone's hammer is just like your hammer, and it can be used by Thor? My hammer and I have pure love, and only I can use it." Lin Li translated with a strange expression. .
Nameless: "...I didn't expect that I could see ethical settings in my universe."
"What? Thor is trying to flatter himself. The setting of his Thor's Hammer is "can be used by dogs", so as long as it is a dog, it can be used. Otherwise, why do you think Hong Qigong chose one? Dog as thunder god?
If you are familiar with Thor, you will know that he usually does not dare to summon Mjolnir. The reason is that he is afraid that it will elope with other dogs he has just met. This hammer is very easy to use. Today, he dared to take it out because he was present. He is the only dog. "
Athena rolled her eyes and said without mercy.
"Yes, that's the smell! This setting sounds much more comfortable. Let me tell you, how can the hammer of our universe have any moral integrity?" After hearing this information, Wuming was satisfied with it, in a happy mood, and did not even complain.
…
On the battlefield, with the blessing of Thor's hammer, the situation became one-sided.
Although Thor himself is a protoss and his three-dimensional data is much stronger than that of humans, the weapon he has to face now is Thor's hammer.
It is also the Thor's Hammer of the Ten Cold Universe, and Thor uses it like a duck to water in mobile games.
Now that he has Thor's hammer, he uses the hammer to fly all over the field while frantically summoning thunder and lightning to attack Thor.
Thor has never been so aggrieved. His Mjolnir is thousands of meters away, but he can't use it.
But he really couldn't be ashamed to summon the hammer again, and even if he summoned it, the situation would just be that Thor was fighting with himself and attacking himself at the same time.
"End it, Thor, don't insist any more, it will be even more troublesome if you die." Doctor Strange frowned at this scene and finally said.
"I know." Thor sighed. He really didn't expect that the situation would turn out like this. He took the initiative to walk to the edge of the white line, looked at the dog still standing in the air behind him, and asked curiously:
"Thor, don't you have three buttons on your collar? What's the third one? Can you let me hear it before I am eliminated?"
Thor scratched his head when he heard this, and pressed the third button without paying much attention: "Let's play the new mobile game One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes!"
Thor: "What the hell?"
Lin Li laughed because Thor's collar really only recorded these three sentences. This third sentence never appeared in the official plot of the movie version. It was an advertisement that only appeared in the Easter egg at the end.
"Oh, I look forward to meeting you next time...forget it, I don't want to meet you again." Thor was also free and easy. After shrugging, he took another step forward and left the venue.
"Hahaha... The winner of this game... Hahaha... is the Marvel team. Oh, look at my head. I made a mistake. How can Marvel's Thor compare with our cold Thor? Of course It was the Shi Leng team that won...hahahaha.
Sorry everyone, I really thought of happy things and couldn't help it, hahaha——"
After Thor left the field, the outcome was determined.
The ten-cold Odin in the light screen laughed without scruples, and even laughed in front of Marvel Odin, and announced at the same time.
The silent Marvel Odin beside him, his face as dark as coal, and judging from the faintly beating blood vessels on his forehead, the two were probably about to fight again.
It won't be a chapter for each fight, the next five fights will be faster, and it will be over in one or two chapters.
Marvel will win twice, and guess how?
