After the punishment was over, Wuming and Bird King returned to the space on Shi Leng's side under the unfulfilled looks of Lin Li and others.
After returning, Wuming and Bird King put on their pants and tops silently without saying a word, and then squatted in the corner of the space facing the wall, holding their knees with their hands and burying their heads.
The nameless figure among them looks like a young girl who has completely lost hope in life and is seeking death after being ruined. I feel pity for her.
What a miserable man.
Just looking at this figure from behind, Lin Li felt as if the soundtrack of "The Moon Reflected on Two Springs" was playing in his ears.
Wuming mechanically turned his head, his eyes that had lost their luster stared at Lin Li... The River God next to him looked even more autistic, and he spat out sentences one by one through his teeth:
"River God, don't give me any more BGM."
Only then did Lin Li realize that the voice of "Er Quan Ying Yue" was either the same or that the versatile River God was actually playing the erhu and wearing a pair of small black round glasses, very professional.
"Yeah~~ I'm afraid you won't be able to cry~~ It will be much better if you cry~~" The warm-hearted River God scratched his head and consoled him.
"I... thank you...!" Wuming didn't seem to appreciate this.
"Brother Bird, why are you so sad? What does the naked body mean to you? Weren't you enjoying it just now?" Li Jingze stepped forward to comfort his newly recognized brother.
"Dancing is nothing... What makes me sad is that I also want to see Black Widow and Scarlet Witch dance. They are so close yet so far away. Who can understand my pain?"
——While dancing, the four of them were side by side, and because their bodies were controlled, although they were very close, they could not be seen at all.
There are often tears in the corners of Bird King's eyes because he has a very deep obsession with sex.
Li Jing looked around and saw that no girl was paying attention to him. As if secretly conveying information, he whispered in the ear of the Bird King: "What is going to be said next is a secret between us. Please keep it quiet, Brother Bird." ."
"What, are you an undercover agent? Don't worry, I'm a villain and I won't report you." Bird King asked curiously.
"Lin Li recorded it."
The Bird King immediately opened his eyes wide, and in a flash of lightning, he turned around and knelt down to Lin Li:
"The bird has been wandering for half its life, but it only regrets that it has never met its master. If you don't give up, the bird is willing to worship you as a foster father!"
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Lin Li: What happened?
After inexplicably recognizing his adopted son, Lin Li cleared his throat and spoke to everyone: "We currently have too little information about the undercover matter, and we won't be able to catch him for a while. Let's put it aside for now. The more pressing matter now is, It’s about who will be the captain of our side of the universe.”
Everyone formed a circle.
"The identity of the captain is undoubtedly very important. Whether it is the authority to determine the contestants or the special rule of doubling the points gained and lost, once an undercover agent is used, it will become very troublesome.
Although you may not believe me when I say this, from my perspective, I am only sure that I am not an undercover agent, so I hope to become the captain of our universe. Believe me, I will lead everyone to victory. Lin Li said gently.
He thought it was necessary to keep this captain in his hands.
"My personal understanding of the Marvel Universe should be the deepest among everyone. Therefore, I have the richest experience in many formations. Secondly, my personal combat effectiveness is pretty good. Among you..."
Lin Li's words got a little stuck at this point. He originally wanted everyone to give an example of his combat prowess, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that there seemed to be few losers among these guys...
Not counting the combat power of props, it seems... difficult to compare?
"Ahem," Lin Li cleared his throat and thought of a solution: "Like a guy without hair, I can kill a hundred of them with one punch!"
nameless:"?"
"Am I just an ordinary person if I don't have hair? What's the point of me being an example if you pluck out my stupid hair!"
"The constipated Shit Superman, the handless Li Jing, the honest and trustworthy Pinocchio, I can kill a hundred of them with one punch!" Lin Li patted his chest and stood proudly.
"What are you so proud of! Aren't you just picking on the weaklings! Why don't you kill a hundred Snow Whites with one punch! She is a real ordinary person!" Wuming's eyes twitched wildly.
"Because I'm more of a gentleman." Lin Li explained gently.
"Did you make a mistake in being a gentleman?" Wuming then roared.
"Okay, okay, I force you to run against me for the position of captain, right? Then let's start canvassing for votes." Lin Li sighed and looked at Wuming and said.
"No," the nameless face immediately became expressionless, taking a few steps back as if he had heard something extremely unlucky: "I support anyone other than me being the captain.
If I come to be the captain, I will definitely suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease. I want to live for a few more years. "
"Is that so?" Lin Li felt a little funny, so he looked at the others: "Do you have any other ideas? Of course, I am not the captain who just said I would be the captain. It still depends on everyone's opinions. "
The Bird King, Little King Kong, Li Jing, and Pinocchio, who had not yet seen the dance, the moment Lin Li looked over, he immediately shouted firmly and powerfully: "Support the foster father!"
Having seen it and wanting to see it again, Superman is not to be outdone: "Support my adoptive father!"
To be honest, Lin Li never expected that there would be such a chemical reaction during a video recording. Deadpool, you did a great job!
Athena and Snow White looked at the somewhat confused men, but did not object: "We have no objections."
"It's okay~~" The Buddhist river god didn't care at all.
"Support brother Lin Li!" Nezha also said.
At this point, Lin Li’s full pass...
"I am Thor, the God of Thunder! Woof woof woof! (I don't agree, I want to be the captain!)" Thor, the God of Thunder, stood up.
"What's Thor barking at?" Athena looked at Thor in surprise and asked Lin Li.
"Thor said that he also supports Lin Li. Lin Li's appointment as captain is what everyone expects. He is willing to assist Lin Li wholeheartedly. Long live Captain Lin!" Lin Li told lies with his eyes open.
"Are you sure?" Wuming looked at Lin Li with half-closed eyes, his tone was strange.
"Of course!" Lin Li said firmly.
"Does your calf hurt when Thor bites you?" Wuming said with a slight twitch as he looked at Thor, who had hung his teeth on Lin Li's trouser leg, and Lin Li's bleeding calf.
"It doesn't hurt!" Lin Li said forcefully, but then he spread his hands and said, "Even if Thor has different opinions, he only has one vote and cannot affect the outcome."
On the contrary, Lin Li leaned over and looked at Thor curiously: "Thor, why do you want to be the captain?"
Lin Li was even considering the possibility that his abnormal behavior might be an undercover agent.
"Woof woof woof! (To prove to my father that his child has grown up.)" Thor barked in a deep voice, "Woof woof woof! (I hope that the father of the referee can see my heroic appearance, proud of me)
For the glory of the Northern God! "
Lin Li was slightly moved, and he was about to say something with tears in his eyes...
"Wow~ (There is also a trivial reason, that is, I can send Athena to the most difficult project and embarrass her!)
Woof~ (This will make my father and I more happy.)"
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"You bastard, this is your real purpose!" Lin Li's face darkened, and he hit Thor on the head with a chestnut. At the same time, he translated the conversation to everyone authentically.
So Lin Li voted unanimously, and Thor got a beating.
…
An hour passed quickly.
The light curtain was reopened, and Marvel Odin and Ten Cold Odin appeared in front of everyone again.
"Please report your captain candidates from both teams." Marvel Odin looked at both sides and said.
"This is me, Lin Li." Lin Li took a step forward under the gaze of the Marvel characters.
"Our universe is me." On Marvel's side, Doctor Strange stepped forward.
This result was a little beyond Lin Li's expectation. He originally thought that Captain America would be the captain, but looking at Captain America's expression, there was no sign of unwillingness, as if he also accepted the result.
After thinking about it, Lin Li felt relieved. Because of the captain's double points gain and loss mechanism, combat effectiveness may also be an important factor in judging. Captain America's strength is indeed a bit underwhelming among superheroes.
"The captain has been confirmed and his identity cannot be changed." Following the words of Marvel Odin, Lin Li and Doctor Strange both wore armbands symbolizing captains on their arms. There was also a button on the armbands.
"Next, announce the competition rules for today's first event." After the captain confirmed, Marvel Odin took out the recorder again, turned it on and got to the point without pausing.
""Challenge Competition"! "
"Please follow the open passage to the competition venue."
As the words fell, Lin Li found that two pieces of the transparent metal wall in front of him disappeared, opening a passage. The prison disappeared, and it could be seen that the passage led to a huge arena.
The venue is similar to a Roman Coliseum, with auditoriums all around the outside, but it's empty.
The interior is an extremely wide circular area drawn with white lines, with an estimated diameter of about two thousand meters. The ground is also made of indestructible transparent metal.
"The contestants are up to six contestants from two universes, for a total of 12 contestants, who will be selected by the captain." Marvel Odin continued.
"Contestants come on stage for a 1V1 battle."
"After the contestants are confirmed by the captain, they will be teleported to a fixed position on the field instantly." There is a red dot at both ends of the white line, which should be the fixed position Odin mentioned.
"Victory is judged as if one of the parties loses the ability to fight or completely leaves the playing field, the game will be considered a loss."
"If both sides lose the ability to fight or make peace at the same time, it will be a draw."
"Among them, the plane range of the competition venue is divided into the area drawn by the white line in the center of the venue, and the spatial range is within one hundred meters above the plane."
"If you die in this game, you will not really die. You will be classified as losing the ability to fight, but the consequence is 'death'. Players will not be able to participate in any events for the next 24 hours."
"The winner can choose to continue participating in the game. A player can participate in a maximum of two games. That is, after winning two games in a row, he will be forced to leave."
"The winner can get 2 points for his team. If he wins two games in a row, he can only get 3 points in total. That is, the second victory will be halved. The captain will get 4 and 6 points. No points will be added to the draw."
"The game will start in 10 minutes. Please select the first contestant from the two captains, press the button on the captain's armband, and tell the name to confirm. After ten minutes, the first contestant on both sides will be teleported to the venue at the same time. ."
“Rules can be heard again and again.”
"The clock has started."
After Odin finished talking about the rules, the figure in the light screen disappeared, leaving behind a ten-minute countdown.
"Are you going to fight as soon as you come up? Can't you fight with each other?" Xiao Jingang said with a look of disgust.
Lin Li glanced sideways: "Xiao Jingang, do you think our side has a chance of winning Wen Dou?"
"...It seems that there really isn't." Xiao Jingang nodded in approval. Most of the people here should be Zhang Yu.
Everyone is vulgar.
Lin Li did not rush to choose someone, but listened to the rules again.
He was slightly surprised, because there was no danger in this project, because even if he was killed by superheroes during the competition, he would only be unable to participate in the competition for one day.
However, Lin Li was a little confused as to whether this method of death counted as death in the requirements for completing the mission of his dungeon.
If not, what is the danger of copies?
For safety reasons, I'd better try not to die. Who knows if a third-party god will dig a hole in it.
The ultimate benefit of this project is that six people win in a row, and if you, the captain, are one of them, you can get 14 points. Of course, this is an ideal situation.
"What do you think of this project?" Lin Li looked at everyone.
"I'm just a superhero, I...they are gods. I don't think they can beat me." As a female goddess of war, Athena still has the domineering and confidence she should have.
"I'm floating and watching~~" the river god said.
"Don't count on me. I shouldn't be able to fight, and I don't want to fight." Little King Kong, a bad boy, may not be an undercover agent, but he is more undercover than an undercover agent.
"The Bird King and I don't care. I'll listen to you. It just depends on whether the opponent will let us lose on purpose." Wuming sighed and said.
"I listen to my adoptive father." The Bird King rarely refuted Wuming.
——He only has Black Widow and Scarlet Witch in his heart.
"What kind of competition venue is it if there are no toilets on it?" Poop Superman pinched his butt and chin and muttered.
"Poop Superman, how long can you maintain your transformation once you poop?" Lin Li asked, because he remembered that after Poop Superman was carried out by Nezha, it didn't take long before he turned into an ordinary programmer again.
"This is not certain. It depends on the quality of my shit. If the shit is difficult to overcome, hanging upside down, and trying to catch a turtle in a urn, it can only last for three seconds at least. If the shit makes people and gods angry, the soul is sublimated, the world is created, and the enlightenment is sudden. I can keep it up for at least a whole day," Poop Superman gushed.
"Don't pollute idioms with shit!" Wuming complained.
Lin Li: "..."
"Ultraman has three minutes, and you only have three seconds at worst?"
"Three seconds is already great! Now that I can poop out, it's already great! I used to poop frequently because of the frequent transformations, which made my body weak. My limit is six times a night!"
There was a feeling of nostalgia in Superman's eyes, and he had begun to recall his youth.
At that time, I could pull whenever I wanted, and I could do whatever I wanted.
"You'd better just say shit." Wuming said with a dark face.
Lin Li tapped his fingers. The selection of subsequent contestants can be tailored to the situation, but in the first round, both sides are actually blind selections.
"Then..." Lin Li looked towards Marvel and pressed the button on the captain's armband.
"Please confirm the first contestant."
…
Countdown to zero.
"It's up to me to get the first point!" The magnetic male voice echoed in the huge venue, accompanied by lightning and thunder.
The mighty thunder flashed around him, with a majestic momentum.
Thor.
At this time, he entered the thunder god state, and his eyes had turned pure white.
He looked at his opponent.
Before I saw the person, I heard his voice first.
Thor, the god of thunder, heard the soft press of a button.
Then——
"I am Thor!"
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
(End of chapter)
