The three people squatted in the corner in frustration, listless and lost.
Lin Li tried to store the identity card in the "space behind", but failed. It seems that the identity card in this dungeon involves a prop level and cannot be hidden.
So Lin Li put it into the inner pocket of his coat and kept it close to his body.
"Since I am not an undercover agent." Xiao Jingang stood up and looked at the other people on Shi Leng's side with burning eyes, "Then the undercover agent is a stumbling block that will prevent me from getting the reward. I advise the undercover agent not to waste his efforts and blow himself up now.
If you self-destruct, I swear on the honor of my little King Kong that after our universe is victorious, I will give you half of the reward that my good brother Lin Li received. "
Lin Li glanced sideways and raised his middle finger.
"Hey! I swear on your honor, why should your share be our reward! Go to hell!" Wuming is an activist.
"Of course, you have another option as an undercover agent!" Little King Kong smoothed his hair and said with bright eyes: "You can cooperate with me in private. As long as you can share your tenfold reward with me five times when the matter is accomplished!"
We brothers work together and we can be as powerful as gold! "
"Your desire to be an undercover agent is still alive! Wait a minute, King Niao Shi, what are you doing?" Before he finished speaking, Wuming looked at King Niao Shi, who had already picked up the report phone, confused. asked.
Everyone looked over.
"Just now, I already knew who was the undercover." King Niushishi picked up the report phone and smiled meaningfully.
"Oh?" Everyone was a little surprised and puzzled, and Lin Li even frowned. She didn't notice anything unusual just now.
"The undercover is——" Bird King picked up the reporting phone number, took a deep breath, and finally spit out the name of the undercover:
""Beep——"! "
Everyone's eyes widened slightly, and they all looked at Wuming!
"I didn't expect you, a bushy-eyed guy, to play me! Damn, you want to make a fortune in a low voice?! You won the lottery and you deliberately said you didn't win, were you afraid that I would ask you to borrow money? You're such a scheming man!" Little King Kong's facial features Losing control, he huddled together and looked at Wuming with his nostrils.
nameless:"?"
"I'm not an undercover agent at all!" Wuming himself was even more confused.
"Reporting an error." A mechanical voice came from the reporting phone, which also proved Wuming's innocence.
At this time, everyone's eyes were turned to the Bird King.
"King Bird, what's the evidence for your suspicion just now?" Lin Li looked at the Bird King with dangerous eyes.
"There is no evidence," Bird King spread his hands and laughed sinisterly: "I just want to watch the naked body dance. Every time I think about the experience of being defeated by him, I can't sleep. I finally caught him today. Chance disgusted him.
Cool! Come on, this is the price you pay for bullying our humble king! "
nameless:"……"
Wait, it seems that, according to the reporting rules, the person being punished for failure to report is indeed the person being reported, not the reporter.
"This is a competition between universes! Who asked you to bring in private goods! If you want revenge, let's take revenge in private!" Wuming said angrily.
"A little bit~~" In response to this, the Bird King turned around and patted his butt, "I am a villain to begin with, this is what I should do."
"Wait!" Wuming seemed to have realized something, his face suddenly revealed, and he gradually understood everything.
The golden light above his head flashed, and a rope appeared in his hand, and then he shook the rope and threw it.
The rope accurately circled the reporting phone in the Bird King's hand and pulled it over.
"What are you going to do!" The object in his hand disappeared. The Bird King was very panicked and immediately flew towards Wuming.
"Your excuse is too lame, Bird King." Wuming seemed to calm down and used his instantaneous cruising ability to avoid the Bird King's attack. He seemed to have known the entire truth and looked down at the Bird with confidence and determination. king:
"Based on what I know about you, you wouldn't be so boring and retarded. Reporting me for revenge? This is not something you would do.
Since it was not intentional, the truth is simple.
——You are the undercover, and everything you just did was just a disguise to waste our precious opportunity to report! "
"What!" Bird King was shocked.
"The reaction is so big now. Are you panicking after being exposed by me? Bird King, you are still a little green." Wuming became more confident and said his suspect to the report phone: "The new machine keeps touching your belly, undercover agent That’s it – the King of Birds Don’t Shit!”
In the space, nameless voices echoed incessantly.
There was obviously no wind, but Wuming's hair and clothes were still windless, which accentuated his chicness.
"He's so handsome! He's so handsome!" Nezha applauded applauded.
"This kid does seem to have something." Little King Kong also touched his chin and commented.
"Haha——" Wuming sneered, but he was inevitably a little proud, "As the only normal person present, what I did was also——"
"Reporting an error." A mechanical voice interrupted Wuming's words, causing his momentum to stagnate at this moment.
nameless:"……"
The nameless machine turned to look at the Bird King, and his voice was a little stiff: "Aren't you an undercover agent?"
"I'm not, I'm just a villain, not an undercover agent." Bird King turned his head to face Wuming, scratching his head and said.
"So you reported me just to get back at me?" Wuming's mouth twitched slightly.
"Yes, otherwise." Bird King nodded.
"Why were you so panicked when I snatched the reporting phone number from you?" The corners of Wuming's mouth twitched rapidly.
"I'm not afraid that you will be petty and retaliate against me for retaliating against you." Bird King explained matter-of-factly.
"Then why were you so shocked when I told you the reason for my suspicion?" Wuming had sparks twitching from the corner of his mouth.
"Harm! I really didn't expect that my image in your heart would be so great. You actually think that I am an upright villain. This surprised and embarrassed me. I was even shy." The Bird King's face turned slightly. Some redness:
"Come on, just based on what you just said, I will never bully you again. The two of us are good brothers! You are a distinguished guest of our NEW BLASH planet!"
Wuming did not answer the Bird King. He had lost the color and the highlight in his eyes. At this moment, he looked like a black and white portrait aged ten years, stumbling in the bleak wind.
"Haha." He said with a vicissitude of smile, "This universe, it is indeed more appropriate to destroy it."
"Boom!" "Boom!" The two men each received a steel rod on their heads and squatted in the corner in pain.
With a dark face, Lin Li grabbed the reporting phone number:
"There is a routine in movies and TV dramas. When opportunities are limited, there will always be pig teammates who use pig brains to waste the opportunity, leaving no room for error for the protagonist, in order to show the power of the protagonist. Today I It’s a personal experience!
Thank you both so much! "
Lin Li didn't react to the Bird King that time, and Lin Li believed that Wuming wouldn't take the target wrongly. Judging from the current results, he lost completely.
grass!
It means we lost at the starting line.
Lin Li moved a safe from the supermarket in the rest area, threw the reporting phone number in, and locked it: "It's just a one-time opportunity. No one is allowed to use the reporting phone number again without sufficient reason!"
"Who are the King of Birds and "Beep——"? "Everyone at Marvel suddenly turned their attention to this side and asked.
Mostly because they have been given two opportunities to exercise their instructions, and now they have to determine the target.
"Well, it's just those two perverts who are taking off their clothes." Xiao Jingang pointed at the two guys whose bodies were no longer under control, and said with his nose pressed.
Lin Li looked to the opposite side and suddenly discovered a strange thing——
At this moment, Deadpool's treatment is exactly the same as Thanos's, being tied up in a corner. Strictly speaking, Deadpool is even worse than Thanos, because he is now covered in spider silk, and his whole body looks like Like a mummy, I can't see or move anything.
Thanos at least still has the freedom of his five senses.
"I beg you! Don't do this to me! You can't do this! Please!"
What surprised Lin Li even more was that Deadpool was rarely begging for mercy at this moment. Judging from the sincerity of his begging tone, he really felt regretful.
What happened?
Deadpool regrets it?
"What kind of rule did that kid break?" Lin Li asked, a little confused as to what could force Deadpool to do this.
"Oh, are you talking about Deadpool?" Spider-Man replied, then pointed in one direction and said: "Lin Li, look at that location in your space."
I saw the metal floor where the ID badge originally appeared, and two phone numbers appeared on it at some point. Lin Li stepped forward to check and found that the names "Black Widow" and "Scarlet Witch" were written on the phone.
If nothing else, orders can be issued through these two phone calls.
This means...
Lin Li looked towards Marvel, looking for Black Widow and Scarlet Witch, but couldn't find them.
"Where are Black Widow and Scarlet Witch?"
"They were in the lounge area picking out the right underwear." Spider-Man shrugged.
Lin Li blinked and looked at Spider-Man, his eyes gradually understanding everything: "Let me guess, because Deadpool wanted to see these two female superheroes dance, he just grabbed the report phone and used it when you weren't paying attention. ?”
"That's very true." Spider-Man spread his hands with helplessness on his face, "It's just a blessing that we don't have a third female superhero here, otherwise I can guarantee that Deadpool will use up all our opportunities."
It's something Deadpool can do.
Lin Li's mind instantly became balanced, and he even wanted to laugh a little. Now that he was fine, the fault tolerance rates on both sides had been reduced to the limit.
The other side knows what fairness is.
"You really can't do this to me! This is the benefit I have fought for you! Oh my God, you must let me see it! Please, even if I kneel down and kowtow to you, at least, let me Can you take off the spider silk in front of you! Parker, my dear Parker, I am actually your Uncle Ben! Please!"
Deadpool was still crying for his father and mother, while Spider-Man's face was a little dark.
Lin Li also completely understood why Deadpool begged for mercy so seriously. Not letting him watch Black Widow and Scarlet Witch dance in only their underwear was indeed a very cruel torture for him, even worse than letting him die.
When both Wuming and Bird King were naked, they were teleported to the prison in an instant. Bird King was still calm - he was naked quite frequently and had no moral integrity, so it didn't matter. Only Wuming was swaying in the wind.
After all, he's a normal person, maybe.
Soon, Black Widow and Scarlet Witch also walked out of the Vortex Gate.
It's not right to wear it too big, it's wrong to wear it really white, it's wrong...forget it, that's more or less what it means.
However, Lin Li was not interested in this kind of thing at all. He shook his head and decided to sit in front of the transparent wall closest to the prison and rest for a while until the punishment was over.
"Is there such a good thing!? Deadpool, thank you!" King Kong, Li Jing, Pinocchio, Thor, and Superman's eyes lit up, and they sat down next to Lin Li in a tacit understanding.
"Don't thank me. Friends in the opposite universe, if you really thank me, help me untie my bonds. From now on, I am not an undercover but more than an undercover! I will always be loyal to you!" Hearing this voice, he knew that Black Widow and Scarlet Witch Already on the stage, Deadpool is already so itchy that he can no longer hold back his itch.
"Lin Li, can you come here? Hurry, help me!"
In response, he received an angry punch from Dr. Banner, an angry arrow from Hawkeye, and an angry condemnation from Captain America.
Lin Li ignored Deadpool's plea for help. If he went there, he would be at odds with other superheroes, which was not necessary.
"They seem to be starting to dance~~I want to watch too~~" The River God saw all the men sitting over, so he followed the crowd and walked over and said.
"River God, you are not allowed to look!" Athena immediately stopped in front of the River God.
"Ah? Why~~"
"Just don't look!" Athena said loudly.
"Oh~~I won't watch it then~~" The river god had a very indifferent temperament and didn't care at all.
"Little King Kong, if you continue to watch, I will tell Xiao Qing when we return to Earth." Athena looked at Little King Kong next to Lin Li.
"I wasn't interested in the first place." Little King Kong, who had his back to Athena, stood up and waved, then turned around with a natural smile.
——Only Lin Li, who was sitting next to him, saw it. Xiao Jingang had burst into tears just now. He looked at Lin Li pleadingly and whispered to himself: "Brother Lin, I called you brother, help me record the video."
"Dad, you are not allowed to look either! Otherwise, I will go back and tell my mother." Nezha said to Li Jing.
"How can I, a married man, be interested in such an immodest thing?" Li Jing waved his sleeves with his big hand and stood up casually.
——Of course, from Lin Li's perspective, Li Jing's purpose of swaying his sleeves was to wipe the tears of regret from the corners of his eyes.
"Cao Cao." Snow White only called Pinocchio's name.
"I don't like watching it either." Pinocchio gritted his teeth and stood up. He didn't shed any tears, he was very strong, but his nose left a fourth hole on the river god's head.
The style of Marvel next door is different from that here. Everyone is very gentlemanly. Everyone turned their backs and didn't intend to watch the four people dancing - except, of course, Deadpool, who was still trying his best to break free from this prison.
"We are the only three who appreciate this dance." Lin Li put his left hand on Superman's shoulder, and his right hand touched Thor's dog head, feeling doubly regretful.
The smiles on the lips of two people and one dog are harder to suppress than AK.
"What a pity."
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
The two of them looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
"I want to see it too!" Deadpool's voice became hoarse.
The music then started playing, and the magical sound of "PUMP" began to reverberate in this space.
The bodies of Black Widow and Scarlet Witch, which filled the eyes of several people, began to dance.
As for Wuming and Bird King, who cares about them? Doesn't that make your eyes dirty?
"For the first time, I discovered that Odin's obscene hobbies in our universe are actually quite remarkable," Lin Li said.
"Yeah yeah."
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
"I want to see it too!"
"Come on, Bird King, can you step aside a little bit? It's affecting our line of sight." Lin Li said.
"That's right."
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
"I want to see it too!"
Deadpool, who had a dry throat, couldn't understand why everyone forgot about the well digger when drinking water.
As a pioneer, he died before dawn, unable to see the beauty he created.
What else can make people feel the cruelty and darkness of this world more deeply?
hateful!
Mr. Deadpool is like a candle, burning himself and illuminating others!
pay tribute! ! ! !
(End of chapter)
