The next day, early morning.
In the supermarket, everyone is eating breakfast.
Because of the bumps last night, Wuming arrived late.
"Ouch -" Lin Li looked at Wuming's listless state and sighed with some surprise, "Hey, did you encounter a succubus last night and sucked all your energy away?"
It is recommended that you keep the succubus's contact information for yourself. Lin Li needs to criticize her severely.
"Don't mention it. It was so unlucky last night. I almost punched Nezha to death while trying to get her to sleep." Wuming, who had dark circles under his eyes and was listless, shrugged helplessly, and then looked at Pino with gritted teeth. Cao and Snow White:
"What's even more outrageous?! I finally got back home and listened to their voices all night! All night! They didn't finish until four twenty-seven!"
The two steam engines turned their heads away with guilty conscience and blushing faces.
Then Wuming looked at Lin Li in surprise: "Lin Li, why are you in such good spirits?! This shouldn't be! This is unscientific! Don't you also live next door to them?"
"Ha," Lin Li sneered and looked at Wuming with disdain: "Hey, do you really think I'm a pervert like you? This kind of thing also wants to disturb my sleep, but it won't affect me at all, okay? Disguising yourself as color is just a protective color for me. There is an essential difference between me and people like you.
We are not the same. "
nameless:"……"
I always feel a little unhappy, but I can't refute Lin Li. I'm so angry.
What Wuming didn't know was that the so-called essential difference was that the "bond of the sleeping duo" gave Lin Li the ability to fall asleep instantly at any time and anywhere.
"Besides, didn't you take away the earplugs from the supermarket? Wear earplugs or change rooms. Anyway, you can live here as you like." Lin Li looked at Wuming at the door and made a suggestion.
Wuming looked away with a guilty conscience: "I...I don't want to let it go."
"Pfft--" Lin Li just drank the soy milk in his mouth. When he heard this, all the soy milk was sprayed on the face of Thor, the God of Thunder, causing a burst of angry curses.
Lin Li wiped the soy milk from the corner of his mouth and looked at Wuming with a dark face: "God is so reluctant to let go, damn, I underestimated you."
Wuming was embarrassed to speak anymore, and when he was about to walk in to pick his own breakfast, he tripped over an object.
I thought I would fall on my face and get hurt, but unexpectedly I fell onto something soft. Thinking that someone was holding me up, Wu Minggang was about to thank him.
When he saw clearly what was in front of him, the thing happened to fart.
It's the butt.
It was also the flower given by Deadpool to Hulk.
*.
Wuming's face instantly turned green. He struggled to get up, looked at the supermarket floor that he had not noticed just now, and roared crazily:
"Why didn't anyone care about these two naked men? Did you just ignore them? Can you still eat breakfast in such an environment!"
——It was Li Jing’s naked body that tripped Wuming just now, causing him to fall on the naked body of King Bird Shit.
What makes Wuming feel devastated is that these two guys who were drunk last night have no one to care about them until now!
In other words, everyone eating breakfast in this supermarket ignored these two guys, or didn't care at all! ?
This is too much!
"I'm in charge~~" The River God slowly floated over and said: "The two of them were originally face up. I thought they would be embarrassed when they woke up, so I helped them turn over~~"
"What a kind man." Athena never missed an opportunity to praise the river god.
"Who do you think you are!? Front nudity or back nudity, whichever one is embarrassing! They will definitely seek death when they wake up!" Wuming suddenly fell silent for a while and bowed to the river god: "No. , River God, I have to thank you."
Wuming just thought about what his experience would have been like if the River God hadn't helped them turn around, so he felt grateful beyond words.
"Then help me again~~" River God took two pieces of white cloth and covered Li Jing and Bird King.
"Why did the supermarket suddenly become a morgue..." Wuming rubbed his temples, but found that many problems could indeed be solved by not seeing these two drunkards. After sighing, he also stepped over them and started eating breakfast.
Eh?
Feel this natural movement of your own.
Wuming suddenly understood why everyone didn't care.
…
After breakfast, everyone passed through the whirlpool door and returned to that space.
The Marvel people had already arrived and were waiting there in a polite manner.
There were nine people, one dog and two corpses on Shi Leng's side, and twelve people and one Thanos who was still restrained on Marvel's side, all present.
Not long after, the light curtain was opened again, and two Odins who were also having breakfast appeared in front of everyone.
"Well, it's live broadcast?" Shi Leng Odin noticed everyone's attention and quickly threw the bun in his hand to the side, "Welcome to the newbies who are new to the live broadcast room, please be careful and click carefully for free, and then I will give you a list. Two points of attention.”
Everyone: "?"
"Who told you to call this a live broadcast! You are the first and second best in the list! Please be more serious and get down to business!" Wuming yelled.
Shi Leng Odin immediately expressed his gratitude to Wu Ming: "Thank you for sending me the "spit", the boss is so generous! "
Wuming was dumbfounded: "You call this insult a gift?"
"I'll give you my underwear, I want to be number one!" Deadpool immediately joined in the fun and started taking off his pants on the spot.
"Thank you Deadpool for the "underwear", old..."
"Ha," Marvel Odin sneered, interrupted Ten Cold Odin, and looked at him mockingly: "It's just that someone lost the opportunity to explain the rules to me and Rock Paper Scissors, and now they are trying to please everyone."
The ten-cold Odin finally put away his posture and rolled his eyes.
"Okay, it's time to explain the rules." Marvel Odin said, looking at the people below.
Marvel Odin took out a machine from the side, placed it between the two people, cleared his throat, and pressed one of the buttons.
"We must know the rules of the game before we can play this game, so please listen carefully. This is a very important beginning for everyone." Marvel Odin said, and everyone's eyes immediately became serious.
Lin Li showed up with a backgammon reading machine and started recording.
Since the rules are important, they need to be recorded.
Marvel Odin began to look around at everyone in the two universes, and finally his eyes rested on... the two corpses on Shi Leng's side, with strange faces.
Wuming kicked Li Jing and Bird Shit King hard several times, finally waking them up, although they still looked unconscious.
Marvel Odin nodded, and when he was about to speak, Ten Cold Odin interrupted: "It's not okay to rush in blindly. Everyone, listen to the rules."
The Marvel Odin whose condensed momentum was interrupted glared at Ten Cold Odin, took a deep breath, and continued to say with dignity: "One thing that is very regrettable, there is only one winner in the competition, so our two universes …”
"The direction of the future world depends on you! Thor, pay attention and stop licking your hand hairs. Although it is a pirated version of Zeus who is speaking, you should give him some face!" Ten-cold Odin interrupted again and pointed at Thor said.
"Thank you, but the person who doesn't give me face seems to be you, right?" Marvel Odin looked at Shi Leng Odin with a sneer.
"Please continue, I'm really sorry, I won't speak anymore." Ten Cold Odin clasped his hands apologetically.
"A disadvantaged Zeus, I don't have the same experience as you." Marvel Odin sighed. When he was about to speak again, he found that everyone's eyes were looking at his neighbor, not himself.
Marvel Odin turned his head and saw Ten Cold Odin pulling his lower eyelids with his two middle fingers to make a face and sticking out his tongue.
"Why are you staring at me? I can't even speak!" Odin pretended to be confused.
"Are you always this mean?" Marvel Odin asked a little red-hot.
"As far as I know, there shouldn't be. Everyone says I'm approachable." Odin shook his head pretentiously.
"Boom!" Marvel Odin took off his helmet and hit Ten Cold Odin on the head. Ten Cold Odin first looked at the opponent in disbelief, and then immediately started to fight back.
The light curtain gradually evolved into a fight between two Odins.
Everyone:?
"This...what kind of situation is this?" Wuming said with a dark face, "This show is too unreliable! Why did the referee start the fight first?"
"Stop fighting, stop fighting. You can't kill someone like this. Can you explain the rules first before fighting?" Lin Li and everyone also advised.
But the two Odins seemed to be unable to hear the voices of the people below, and they struggled with each other.
"Wake me up after the beating." Little King Kong put on a blindfold, covered himself with Li Jing's white cloth, and fell asleep on the spot again.
"Is the organizer here? Don't you care about this situation?" Lin Li shouted loudly in this space. He wanted to see if he could call out the so-called god and show himself.
But no one seemed to respond to Lin Li's call.
And this fight was unexpectedly long-lasting. The fight lasted for more than ten minutes, but before it was over, everyone was sitting on the ground as their waiting flowers withered.
Somewhat boring.
"Wu Ming, we suddenly felt that it's inappropriate to keep calling you "Feng", so we decided to give you a new name that we can call you." Lin Li led the crowd and said.
"Ah? Why are you talking about this all of a sudden? What are you going to call me?" Wuming was a little surprised.
"The last name is Fa, and the first name is Shi." Lin Li said seriously.
"Time, what a weird name, I think it's not as good as my original "beep——". "Wu Ming frowned.
"None of this is important. The important thing is that we are bored now and need to kill time." Lin Li revealed his true purpose.
Wuming nodded to express understanding, and then asked: "So how do you pass the time?"
As soon as the words came out, Wuming immediately felt something was wrong: "Wrong!? Killing time!?"
"How to fight?" Lin Li stood up.
"good question."
"Hit hard."
…
Just as Lin Li was leading everyone to play a game of "escape, chase, and flight," there was a cough above his head.
Everyone looked up and saw that only the bruised and swollen Marvel Odin was left on the screen. He tried to keep his voice steady: "I have solved the small problem."
"Thor, your father seems to have been dealt with." Athena immediately poked Thor's head.
Thor: "?"
"Now we will officially start explaining the rules. The rules we are explaining now are the rules that run through the entire competition." Marvel Odin cleared his throat again, and then his voice changed.
"What's going on with this broadcast tone!" Wuming couldn't help complaining.
"The teams in our two universes are named Team Ten Cold and Team Marvel respectively." Marvel Odin pointed to both sides and gave the team's name.
"Protest! I don't think Marvel sounds good. I think we can change the name to "Deadpool's Team"! "Deadpool raised his hands upright like a primary school student and expressed his different opinions.
"The protest is invalid," after ignoring Deadpool's protest, Marvel Odin continued: "The competition adopts a points system. At the end of all games, the team with the highest points wins."
Following Marvel Odin's words, two huge projected numbers appeared on the top of the space on both sides: 0.
It seems that this is the initial score.
"Protest! I'm not 0, I'm 1! Super fierce 1!" Deadpool raised his hands again to protest and made indecent moves at the same time.
"Don't come here." Looking at Deadpool who was approaching behind him, Spider-Man rolled and crawled to the corner, with his back to the wall.
"Becoming 0, will I never have the trouble of constipation again?" Poop Superman looked at the huge hole inside 0, thinking deeply.
*After all, it is inconvenient, so it has to be 0.
"I suggest you put away your perverted thoughts. When the time comes, you won't even be able to make a sound when you fart." Wuming complained with a dark face.
"Yes, I will be sad if I can't hear this natural sound." Poop Superman nodded and looked at Wuming gratefully: "Thank you, man, you convinced me, but you understand me better."
"I can't understand you at all, don't slander me." Wuming waved his hand unhappily.
"The protest is invalid. The acquisition of points depends on the project content of different rounds. Depending on the project, the points obtained by the winning and losing teams are different. For details, please see the rules of the project." Marvel Odin ignored Deadpool again.
This is the treatment he deserves.
"So how many events or rounds are there in this entire competition?" Lin Li asked.
"This content is not included in the rules, so I can't tell you." Faced with Lin Li's question, Marvel Odin stared into Lin Li's eyes and gave an unexpected answer.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, but frowned slightly.
"Each team needs to select a captain. Once the captain is determined, it cannot be changed. After the overall rules of the game are explained, each team has one hour to select and report the captain of the team. If there is no answer, we will randomly select the team. One of them becomes captain."
"So what is the role of captain?" Captain America asked immediately and took a step forward.
“The number and conditions of participants in the competition will vary depending on the project. For details, please refer to the rules of the project.
The determination of the participants, if the rules are not mandatory, is selected by the captain of each team based on the rules. Unless all players protest the captain's decision, it cannot be changed.
At the same time, for the events that the captain participates in, the points gained and lost in the competition are doubled. "
Captain America nodded, clenched his fists, and looked at the people at Marvel with firm eyes.
Obviously, he is very interested in the captaincy.
After all, his hero's name is Captain Pretty.
The captain is very important, Lin Li thought after hearing this.
He believes that he needs to strive to be the captain.
"Ahem!" Just as Lin Li was about to deliver his campaign speech to the characters around him, Marvel Odin above his head continued:
"At the same time, for the fun of the game, there will be an undercover agent hidden in both teams."
