The Scarlet Witch stopped the furious Hulk, calmed him down, and allowed Dr. Banner's consciousness to reoccupy the body, stopping the destruction of Deadpool.
There was no chat between the two parties.
Marvel may still have its own internal disputes to deal with, but at the same time, it still vaguely regards Shi Leng as a competitor. After the two Odins disappeared, they nodded and said goodbye and walked in the direction they came from.
Lin Li didn't mind or even hoped for this. After all, he was in the ten-cold camp, so if he wanted to win, he had to hide the abilities of these ten-cold characters as much as possible.
After the competition officially starts, we will give Marvel some small shocks.
"Superheroes are so aloof." However, not everyone has the same idea as Lin Li. For example, Little King Kong, he is very sorry now, and it is written on his expression.
"Do you have anything to say to Marvel?" Lin Li turned to look.
"No, I just want an autograph." Little King Kong spread his hands and said.
"Now is not the time to chase stars." Lin Li laughed.
"I know, so I didn't say anything to persuade him to stay." Xiao Jingang nodded.
When Wuming heard this, he looked at this modern man who looked 40% or even 30% similar to himself. From the current point of view, he should be the most normal guy. He also knew how to take the overall situation into consideration. Well, well, well, he decided. Just play with him.
What about Lin Li, Superman of Poop, River God... they are all a bunch of lunatics! Can't play a little bit!
These guys should all be put to death!
"Whoever you want, let me help you get it. I have barely met them once," Lin Li said.
"Is there such a good thing?" Xiao Jingang raised his eyebrows when he heard this. He took out a sack from nowhere and threw it in front of Lin Li.
Lin Li opened it and saw that it was full of notes.
"Why did you give me this?" Lin Li asked in confusion.
"Anyone can do it. Sign this sack full, please, Lin Li!" Xiao Jingang smiled innocently.
"...Why do you want so many signatures?" Lin Li had black lines all over his head. Thinking of Little King Kong's character, he became slightly enlightened. He narrowed his eyes and stared at Little King Kong: "You are not planning to wait until you return to yourself. When we enter the world, why don’t we take out the signatures one by one and sell them?”
"Ha...ha...how could it be possible? I'm a loyal fan of theirs, and I want so many autographs just for commemoration! Yes, commemoration!" Xiao Jingang raised his head with a guilty conscience.
"Little King Kong, let me test you. What's Spider-Man's last name?" Lin Li sneered.
"Spider?" Little King Kong replied weakly.
"His name is Peter Parker." Lin Li sneered again.
"I already knew it! How could Spider-Man be named Spider? I was just joking to liven up the atmosphere. Of course Spider-Man's last name is "Pi"! I understand it all! "Little King Kong climbed up after touching the pole.
"What a person named Bi, you know "Once upon a time there was a man named Kobe, named Kobe." Lin Li gave a thumbs up, smiling.
"How do you know that I am also a fan of Kobe? Is Kobe also across from me? When I ask for an autograph, can I also ask for a copy of his? He will always be my biggest supporter and my eternal faith!" Xiao Jingang spoke righteously.
Lin Li directly picked up the sack and smashed it into Little King Kong's face, knocking him unconscious to the ground, and stepped over without looking back.
Wuming, who was following behind, had a grim look on his face, and kicked Little King Kong unceremoniously when he passed by.
——You saw the wrong thing. This kid is a normal person. There must be no hope for his own universe. The team is full of such people. How can he win? When will he rebel?
…
Because they were hungry, everyone basically gathered at the huge supermarket on the street and were happily shopping there for zero dollars.
There was indeed everything there, and everyone had a great time eating it.
The River God was holding a small rice ball and eating it slowly. Beside him, Athena was nibbling the same rice ball. She wanted to eat it in one bite, but she had to pay attention to her image, which was very embarrassing.
Thor squatted on the ground and munched on the barbecue. Li Jing and King Bird Shit, who were sitting next to him, ate meat and drank wine regardless of their appearance. They also toasted to each other and expressed their sincere feelings to each other:
"Brother Bird, you don't understand my suffering. Everyone says that Nezha is too early for a blind date at five years old, but who knows that when Nezha is so strong, five years old is really too late."
"Brother Li, I'm in pain too. My home is in the M77 Nebula, and next door is the M78 Nebula. But I'm a big villain. I'm so timid at home. Even if I fart a little louder, Ultraman will fly. Come and give me a ticket.
They used me to push for performance, and often used an electric mosquito swatter to scare me. They also caused me to suffer from the sequelae of autism when I saw an electric mosquito swatter. It was too much. I really had no choice but to come to the earth to show off. Blessing. "
According to the current progress of the heart-breaking work, Nezha will have multiple uncles in the near future - it will be time to make sworn vows.
That's what Shi Leng is like. In theory, King Shi Leng should be a villain who does all kinds of evil, but no one is surprised that the two of them drank.
But after hearing these words, Wuming turned pale and seemed to be feeling unwell. He ran around in the supermarket crazily and finally found what he wanted: a pair of earplugs.
Putting earplugs into his ears, the world became quiet, and Wuming looked contented: "If you can't hear, you don't need to complain. I'm finally saved."
Lin Li first found a watch in the supermarket and compared it with his "Conan's watch". It was both six o'clock in the evening. After confirming the time, he randomly selected a lunch box, heated it in the microwave, and then came to the dining area.
There were still empty seats at the table where Poop Man and Pinocchio and Snow White sat, so Lin Li sat over them.
The food chosen by Shit Superman is all laxative, and the character is more fleshed out.
Snow White opposite him ate very lightly and elegantly, while Pinocchio beside him had no decent food in front of him, just a few boxes of lozenges piled up in front of him.
"Pinocchio, aren't you going to eat?" Lin Li asked.
"I'm a wooden person, so I don't have much need in this area." Pinocchio said while holding a lozenge in his mouth.
"Then why are you eating so many lozenges?"
"My throat is of great use to me. Of course I must protect it. It is my lifeblood." Pinocchio said matter-of-factly.
The nose didn't grow longer, so he obviously wasn't lying. After thinking about it, Lin Li understood that Pinocchio's attack method was actually lying. If his voice became hoarse and he couldn't speak, the consequences would be serious indeed.
"I'm full~~What should I do next~~I've never tried to go to bed so early~~" After the meal, the River God stood up slowly and said.
Lin Li didn't notice that side at all, but suddenly, there was some movement under his desk. When he looked down, he saw a man squatting under his desk.
This action should be inappropriate and astringent for children.
If only the person underneath wasn't a man.
Saint Seiya.
This kid is wearing armor. At this moment, his Pegasus Meteor Fist is aimed at his unnecessary part, ready to attack.
Although his actions were so obscene, his eyes were firm as if he was about to get into trouble.
Lin Li: "..."
Princess Snow White on the opposite side seemed to have noticed the gay man opposite her. She glanced at Lin Li, her face flushed, and her eyes probably meant "I didn't expect you to be like this Lin Li."
"You're right, blushing at everything will only hurt you." Lin Li sighed, got up and ran to the River God, hugging his shoulders directly: "Sleep? How can you sleep at your age? River God! Nightlife has just begun, we have to enjoy life!"
"Ah~~? Then how should we enjoy it~~" The river god asked Lin Li in confusion.
Lin Li thought deeply, and facing Athena's expectant eyes, he gradually became firm: "How about you kiss Athena first?"
River God: "Huh?"
"You are too direct, Hun Dan! How can you be such a wingman!" Athena, who was standing behind the River God and "roaring silently", looked like she was going to tear Lin Li alive from her movements.
What a scary woman, no wonder she can't get married.
"Uh, no, no, that's what I said wrong. I mean, we happen to have three people and one dog here, why not play an exciting game of flying chess?" Lin Li quickly pulled out a box of flying chess from the shelf to make up for it.
"What's so exciting about flying chess?"
"Ahem, the loser has to take off a piece of clothing, how about that?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows in a disgraceful manner.
"Ah~~It's so exciting~~It's not good..." The River God scratched his head and was about to refuse.
"Okay! Let's play like this!" Athena immediately interrupted the River God, "Let's go to my house to play. The room I picked is quite big!"
…
"No! It's very wrong!"
Lin Li pinched his chin and frowned as he looked at the mess in front of him. There was something wrong with 10 or even 12 points.
Lin Li was a little cold now - his upper body was completely naked, and he seemed to be losing the chess game in front of him, but it wouldn't be appropriate to take off his pants next, right?
Lin Li looked at the River God and asked painfully: "Do you ancient people wear so many pieces of clothing?"
"It was very troublesome for us ancient people to put on clothes." The River God scratched his head and said. It looked like the River God just took off his coat, but he actually lost the most.
"You ancient people wore ordinary coats, but also wore coats made of gold and coats made of silver?" Lin Lipi smiled.
"This is how people were in ancient times." The River God said harmlessly.
Faced with such a thick-skinned river god, Lin Li looked at Athena. Although they were a united front, it was time to break up and said: "Sister Na, are you cheating? How can there be so many people?" Six."
"The physiques of humans and gods cannot be generalized. What's wrong with me having better luck..." Athena turned away her head with a guilty conscience.
"With luck, yes." Lin Li chuckled, "But."
"It can't be one hundred and twenty-seven sixes in a row. All the planes have flown in one round! One hundred and twenty-seven sixes!" Lin Li's voice could not be suppressed.
"Just because you are unlucky doesn't mean others can't be good...don't blame the uneven road for people's lack of luck..." Athena's voice was as thin as a mosquito's moan.
Okay, okay, another shameless god.
Lin Li looked at Thor again, and saw Thor noticed his gaze. Lying leisurely, he immediately turned his back to Lin Li, patted his butt, and pressed the button of the collar on the ground: "I am Thor, the God of Thunder." Er! For the glory of the God of the North!"
His face was full of pride.
——This bitch is completely naked, wearing only a cloak. He is barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, so it doesn't matter how he loses.
He is just a dog!
It’s bad, it seems like the only victim is yourself.
"It's getting late, I'm sleepy, family." Lin Li stood up and said sincerely.
He just took a step toward the door, but he couldn't walk any further.
Because his left hand was grabbed by Athena, his right hand was grabbed by the River God, and his feet were bitten by Thor. They said in unison: "Take off your pants first (I am Thor, God of Thunder), and then continue (for the glory of the Northern God). "
Lin Li: "..."
"You..." Lin Li's eyes widened.
A dog, a man and a woman, smiling in unison.
They are not a dog, a man and a woman, they are a dog and a man!
These three are all black inside, right?
…
There were many complete losers, and they returned to the house they chose in despair.
He would never play with them again, and Lin Li didn't think it was necessary to make friends with the skin-picking monster who wouldn't even keep his underwear on.
Lin Li then checked the room and found no abnormalities or mechanisms. It was just a very ordinary house.
It was getting late, so Lin Li was getting ready to go to bed.
"Bai Bai, I love you." Faintly, Lin Li, lying on the bed, heard Pinocchio's voice.
It should be that Snow White and Pinocchio live next door.
"Bai Bai~ I love you~, ugh--" Lin Li's face twisted, and he repeated the words in a sour tone like Mr. Krabs repeating someone else's words.
"Baibai, I don't love you anymore." Pinocchio said again.
Lin Li suddenly became excited. Is this a quarrel? Do you want to eat melon?
You won’t feel sleepy if you say this. Singles like to watch young couples quarreling!
Lin Li began to look forward to it.
"Bai Bai, I love you." But this was what Lin Li was waiting for again.
"Bai Bai, I don't love you anymore."
"Bai Bai, I love you."
"Bai Bai, I don't love you anymore."
Pinocchio seemed to have become a repeater, repeating these two sentences all the time.
Just when Lin Li was wondering why, in the midst of Pinocchio's confession, Snow White's voice gradually began to grow louder.
Just a sound, a sound without meaning, a sound of blood flowing.
Later, Pinocchio's speech became faster and faster, and he didn't even have time to say the prefix "白白".
"Love you or not, love you or not, love you or not..."
The smile on Lin Li's mouth disappeared completely.
He gradually understood everything.
As we all know, carpenters in fairy tales usually do not make unnecessary things when making puppets.
In other words, Pinocchio actually has no ability in that area.
But when God usually closes the door, he will occasionally open it for people...forget it, it doesn't count as opening a window, it should be considered as opening a dog hole.
So Pinocchio was given a nose that could grow longer and shorter.
Because between lying and honesty, the nose can expand and contract freely.
Fortunately, the ability to stretch and bend is exactly what Snow White needs.
"Pinocchio, the great use you bought the lozenges for is not referring to this, right?" Lin Li said with a twitching corner of his mouth, understanding everything sometimes makes people feel overwhelmed: "Lifeblood, lifeblood, your nose It’s really a lifeblood!”
Pinocchio, who spoke casually and had a hoarse voice, said to Snow White: "Bai Bai, give me some throat lozenges, my throat is a bit overwhelmed..."
"Okay~~"
What the hell are these throat lozenges!
This is basically Viagra!
Everyone loves wooden people, but I...
Lin Li wanted to die.
…
Marvel here.
Except for the unfamiliar Venom and Deadpool, most of the superheroes gathered together to discuss the changes in things, and Odin's words were somewhat credible.
Ant-Man suddenly grows in size and appears among everyone.
Iron Man looked at Ant-Man and asked, "How is it going? What are our opponents doing?"
Ant-Man looked strange, his voice was a little obscure, and his tone was full of incomprehension:
“One fell asleep where we were separated from them, using a sack as a quilt;
One was in a five-star toilet and kept rubbing his face against the seat of a high-end toilet;
Two middle-aged men got drunk, one called each other daddy, and the other called each other grandpa, and now they were dancing naked, holding hands;
Next to him, a young man with dull hair on his head scolded these two guys for being unreliable, while taking care of the big daughter of one of them and coaxing her to sleep;
There were three people and a dog, and they played Ludo all night long, until one of them lost all his clothes.
There is also a young couple who are doing things that couples should do, with loud voices and high energy.
Although, the above is all what our opponents did today, well, everything. "
There was silence.
"...It's hard to evaluate." Captain America said with difficulty.
"Indeed." Iron Man nodded.
"Can they really be called opponents in this state?" Doctor Strange was puzzled.
"I didn't understand it, but I was shocked."
When Lin Li was listening to the bed and thinking about life, he didn't know that the Shi Leng characters had already given Marvel a little Shi Leng shock.
(End of chapter)
