"There is nothing more wonderful than having smooth bowel movements in this world!" Poop Superman insists on this point of view.
Wuming: "The style of your death and your requirements for life are too low!"
Superman's eyes were dark, staring at Wuming:
"How can people like you understand? You only go to the toilet for ten minutes at most, and you spend most of the time playing with your mobile phone. You don't use any force at all, but just like that, the stool comes out smoothly.
Thump, thump, crazy thump, do you know that to me, this thump sound is like crazy babble!
Because of me! Every time I start for half an hour, even if I work hard for half an hour, often in the end, I only get a rotten fart.
Hahaha--
Come on, why do you feel the same way? Don’t try to persuade others to be kind if you haven’t experienced their suffering..."
Poop Superman raised his head and laughed, but his smile was filled with sadness. Raindrops fell on his head, and the sad atmosphere spread.
Everyone on Shi Leng's side shed tears when they heard it, and felt sad when they heard it.
Only Wuming: "..."
"Don't be sad, Uncle Wei. When I return to the world, I will look for you and give you another hug. I won't let you suffer from constipation anymore!" Nezha wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said to the Poop Superman at the same time.
"Yes, yes, we will all help you." Everyone was comforting Superman.
"There are still many good people in this world." Lin Li said with emotion.
Wuming wanted to hold back, but the atmosphere around him changed again and again. He finally made a hook with his fingers, his painting style collapsed, and he held his head and shouted:
"...What are you trying to do with your attitude of going dark? Why can you feel the pain of darkening from this experience? Your setting is too outrageous! Also, how do you work together? Love, what a ghost of empathy!
This is constipation! constipate! It's just shit, why do you think you feel the same way? Do you also suffer from constipation every day? !
besides! Especially you, River God, I’m talking about you! Don't pour water on his head anymore, there's no need to create an atmosphere like this! Don’t you think everyone is sad enough? "
"Ah~~I'm sorry~~" The river god touched his head innocently and put away his spell.
"Ahhhhh!" Wuming looked up at the sky, and the stupid hair on his head released a lot of complaining energy, and the golden light was bright.
Although it can't damage the ceiling, it is very cool.
"I really want to destroy this world!" said the collapsed Wuming.
"Together? Damn." Suddenly there was light in Poop Superman's eyes, and he looked at Wuming expectantly.
"It's because of your existence that I want to destroy this world! I will definitely destroy you before I destroy the world!"
"Then do it, pick up the gun and point it at me, hold it steady, just like I taught you when you were a child." Poop Superman said calmly, his eyes seemed to be full of stories.
"What kind of plot is this? I didn't know any constipation maniac when I was a child! Is this some new fateful bond? You changed your attitude too quickly! Wasn't it still a constipation PART just now?" Wuming's hand quickly pulled off the chin. .
"Don't let me look down on you, my dear...pussy!" Poop Superman began to explain his affection.
Wuming smiled miserably and covered his ears.
"I want to die," he said.
Lin Li looked at Wu Ming who seemed to be in hysteria and felt a little funny.
In the world of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", the setting of the Tucao King is indeed easy for him to collapse.
Especially with the current All-Star lineup, his mouth basically never stops.
So Lin Li handed over a bottle of water and said with emotion: "Thank you for your hard work. The complaining setting really hurts you. It's a pity that Shimura Shinpachi didn't show up. Otherwise, you two can cherish each other and share the burdens with each other."
"Thank you. Shinbaji is a senior I admire, but if Kagura and Gintoki come, I may be even more broken." Wuming nodded, and then became confused: "Where did this water come from? It tastes weird. mineral water?"
"I collected the rainwater that the river god just sprinkled." Lin Li said sincerely.
"Actually, it's not rain~~it's river water~~I usually have the habit of taking a bath~~" the river god said slowly.
"Ah? So is it bath water?" Lin Li asked.
"Almost~~" River God nodded.
"Oh, luckily I didn't drink it." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief. He was not Durant and he was really not interested in bath water.
The wet poop superman: "?"
Wuming, whose mouth was dry and tongue-tied, had already downed a bottle: ""
Wuming seemed to have darkened - "Lin Li, I ****!!!"
"If you curse like that..." Lin Li looked over coldly.
"What do you want!" Wuming Da Mao stood up. He wanted to fight now. The Da Mao on top of his head was like Kun Kun who had been recovering from sex for a month and met a beauty again. He held his head high and his chest high!
"Actually, my real name is Yu Nian." But Lin Li said sincerely, "Just scold Yu Nian, don't scold Lin Li, the real Lin Li will be sad."
"I believe you! Your name must be Lin Li!" Wuming was so angry that he threw the empty bottle at Lin Li.
"I swear on my name for the rest of my life, what I just said is true." Lin Li caught the bottle with great sincerity.
"Give me back the bottle." Wuming said expressionlessly.
"Here you go." Lin Li ignored the previous suspicion.
"I believe you, you idiot!" Wuming smashed the bottle at Lin Li again.
…
Unlike the situation next door where they were about to have sex, when it came to Marvel, the dialogue was too normal.
"Odin, you just talked about the competition, so what are the rules of the competition, who competes with whom, and what are the consequences of winning or losing?" Captain America looked at Marvel Odin. Since he was sure that he couldn't leave now, he went straight to the topic. .
"Don't worry about the rules. The two sides of the competition are naturally people from our two universes. The one who appears on the opposite side of the wall is your enemy." Marvel Odin said.
"It seems that we are indeed opponents." Lin Li heard this, looked at Marvel, and smiled softly.
"As for the winning party, of course it will benefit." Marvel Odin continued.
"As long as our universe wins, we can get some samples and legal capabilities of the other universe. We have to admit that the other universe is still very interesting, and the composition of the world is also worth studying.
If we can get these, whether it is Asgard or the earth, all aspects can be improved to a higher level, the world will develop faster, and there are already many hidden benefits.
When it comes to your personal implementation, the most basic and realistic thing is that your wealth and strength will increase significantly. This is a realistic benefit to everyone. "
"That means I can add an extra piece of pickled cucumber to my burger without any scruples in the future? Can two slices be okay? You don't know, my burger over there regards pickled cucumber as something more precious than diamonds..." Death The waiter said excitedly.
Spider silk sealed Deadpool's chattering mouth.
Peter Parker finally understood why when he was fighting, his enemies and teammates wanted him to shut up.
It sounds really annoying.
Lin Li slightly understood that the setting of Shi Leng Universe was indeed special. He still remembers:
The universe was originally a point of infinite mass. Gang is the basis of all matter. Everything in this universe is composed of stalks. If the quality of the stalk is too large and the density is too high, it will form a brain hole with infinite mass and density...
"That sounds good. Hey, hey, our Odin, what's the benefit of winning?" Little King Kong, who had no interest in it at first, as a thief, naturally wanted to see money, and he couldn't afford it without profit, so he immediately He looked up and asked.
"If you win these superheroes, you should be rewarded with one million, right? Or can I upgrade to a bachelor's degree?"
"Why are you suddenly talking about upgrading from a junior college to a bachelor's degree?" Wuming couldn't help complaining.
"Money? Upgrading to a bachelor's degree? If we win, we will get something more valuable." Upon hearing this, Shi Leng Odin smiled meaningfully at the people below. His eyes looked deep: "That is what even I long for!"
"Oh?" Little King Kong's eyes lit up.
"What is it?" Everyone asked expectantly.
After whetting his appetite, Ten Cold Odin slowly unveiled the grand prize:
"The reward is-"
"——This pirated Odin will dance naked in front of us. We can also record a video and change his name to Zeus. We will never dare to call ourselves Odin again."
The cold area fell into silence for a while.
Little King Kong took out his blindfold from behind and fell asleep where he was.
"Crazy." He said before falling asleep.
"Are you just using these things to fool us?" Wuming's style of painting collapsed again, and the dull hair on his head was shining, which meant that the energy of complaining had reached the limit again, and he had clearly vented it just now.
"This is so worthless! Who wants to see an old man dancing naked! What is "something that even you desire"? It is clearly "something that only you desire"! Don't mix in private goods! "
Wuming looked at the people around him, and everyone nodded in disgust, even Thor, the God of Thunder, recognized it.
Only Snow White and Pinocchio blushed, feeling guilty and not daring to look at Wuming.
"Are you two steam engines? Why can everything make you blush! Are you two really normal people?! Huh?" The unknown person wanted to directly use the energy of complaining to hang these two guys on the southeast branch. !
He has gradually felt that there is no normal person here except himself!
What kind of complaining hell is this? It’s too scary.
"I'm not interested." Snow White said coyly.
"Me too," said Pinocchio.
"call out--"
With the sound of breaking the air, Lin Li skillfully dodged, and Pinocchio's nose opened a second hole in the river god's forehead.
"River God, are you okay?! Long-nosed monster, are you looking for death!" Athena was even more excited than the River God.
The complaining king Wuming fell into a brief silence again.
"Pinocchio, why don't you say anything! There is still some possibility in that. Have you forgotten that you can tell at a glance that you are lying!" Silence was just the calm before the storm, and soon he roared.
"It's really difficult to handle. Are you not satisfied with this?" Facing the noisy and dissatisfied complaints from his side, Shi Leng Odin fell into deep thought and frowned slightly. Then he seemed to have thought of a solution and showed a confident expression. Smile, lean back, and spread your hands:
"Well, it looks like I'm going to spend a lot of money."
"This is the right thing, just give the money and that's it." Wuming breathed a sigh of relief.
"——After winning, I will dance naked in front of you with the pirated Odin. You can't refuse now, right?" The cold Odin looked at the world with a very imposing look.
"I can't refuse you! Do you think you're not an old man? Do you have any special quirks? I told you not to mix in private goods! What's the matter with your doting smile like "I really can't do anything to you"? What's going on? What kind of overbearing CEO are you? Your image of a domineering president is only for the old ladies to see! "
Then Wuming's eyes looked to the opposite side, his expression numb.
The look in Poop Superman's eyes was so desperate when he first turned black, and the same was true in his eyes at this moment.
He really wanted to die.
"Superheroes on the other side, I declare that our universe has officially surrendered."
"French military salute!"
"salute!"
"Don't, don't, don't—it's not like it's not like that." Seeing Wu Ming's determination, everyone was about to agree. Shi Leng Odin quickly waved his hands and said in a gentler tone: "Well, if you can win, you don't like these rewards either. If so, I can give each of you some money.
At the same time, I, Odin, owe you a favor and can satisfy some of your wishes within my power.
But I emphasize one point, it is within your ability. For example, it is okay to destroy the world, but it is not okay to help Athena get married. "
Athena: "?"
"Hey! Dead old man, what do you mean by this! Is it more difficult for me to get married than to destroy the world!? Tell me clearly! Are you going to trigger a war between gods!" If the river god hadn't stopped her, Athena would have been talking. Odin has a beard.
"That's more like it." Wuming sighed upon hearing this.
"Since winning has such benefits, what will happen if we lose?" Lin Li asked at this time. With this question, everyone's attention returned to the sky.
"The opponent wins." Ten Cold Odin said.
Lin Li: "..."
Can't argue with that, but...
"There's no need to talk nonsense like this, you should know what I want to ask, right?" Lin Li's eyes twitched.
Wuming was very pleased. This was originally his word, but now Lin Li could say it for him. This was really great.
"The price of losing..." Ten Cold Odin's eyes were a little erratic, and he did not look at Lin Li: "It's like what the pirated Odin said, some samples and rules will be taken away from our universe, that's all. "
"What impact will losing these have on the world?" Lin Li asked.
"Our universe is so big, with so many memes, and it is still being created and expanded. Losing some will not have any impact. Many memes will naturally die over time. If you leave them to them, they can even be kept as souvenirs." Shi Leng Odin shook his head.
"Then what will we lose if we lose?" After hearing Ten Cold Odin's answer, Captain America looked at Marvel Odin and asked.
"My face." Marvel Odin said with a dark face.
Captain America: "..."
It seems like that. Anyway, as long as he dances naked, it will be fine.
Suddenly I was looking forward to what was going on.
"Guys on the other side, I have something to announce. We also surrender." Upon hearing this, Deadpool immediately gave Lin Li a thumbs up.
Lin Li frowned slightly. He always felt that Odin was hiding something from him. Since the dungeon mission mentioned death, shouldn't it be a very dangerous game?
Or is the dangerous process in the game?
"Really? Isn't there any danger in this game? If you win, you will gain blood, but if you lose, you will not lose anything? This shouldn't be right? How can there be such a good thing." So he couldn't help but ask.
"Lin Li, you can understand it this way..." Shi Leng Odin thought for a while and explained:
"The owner of this space can be regarded as the sponsor of this game, so He will pay all the costs, and as long as we meet the sponsor's requirements, we can get everything we both really want - to connect us to each other The fused universes separate and everything is back on track.
This is something only He can do.
As for my bet with the pirated Odin, it was just a tack-on.
So the logic is simple - follow the sponsor's instructions, complete this game, and get the world back on track. "
"A good metaphor. So what are the requirements?" Lin Li asked.
Odin was silent, as if he was thinking.
"Maybe it's a happy game." It was Marvel Odin who answered this question.
When Ten Cold Odin heard this, he also nodded.
(End of chapter)
