"Lin Li? Why are you here? I just wanted to kill my traitor, but I didn't ask you to pick him up. Was it my mistake to call you here from your world?" Li Jing didn't seem to expect Lin Li. said with some surprise and joy.
Then, before Lin Li could reply, he turned his head with a smile on his face:
"Zha'er, come here quickly. You are now five years old, and you have reached the age to talk about marriage. See how this young man is doing. My father likes him very much. If you think it is good, why don't you get married today? …”
Before Li Jing finished speaking, he turned into a black shadow and hit the wall of the room with a bang, causing blood to flow from his orifices.
I feel like I'm going to die suddenly.
"I hate it, Daddy~" And the culprit who did all this is a girl with a very cute face, but only a girl with a very cute face... a boy... a girl... Forget it, just think of it as a child with the gender of a Walmart shopping bag Bar.
Below the cute head, there is a muscular body that is more powerful than Tyson. I am afraid that only the Hulk can compete with her.
She didn't mean it, she just waved her hand gently and subconsciously knocked Li Jing away.
It's okay, Li Jing is used to it.
"Are you the Lin Li that daddy talks about? You're really good-looking~~" Nezha didn't care about the half-dead Li Jing, and looked at Lin Li's face shyly, his face was slightly red, his legs were too tight, and he didn't dare He looked at Lin Li and only glanced at her occasionally.
"...No, Nezha, I'm actually a bit average." Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looking at Nezha's muscles that were stronger than Wang De, and his height that was two heads taller than himself, he said sarcastically. .
Not to mention that Nezha didn't dare to look at each other, Lin Li didn't dare either. The two avoided each other's sight - although the reasons were completely different.
"Not ugly, not ugly, you look good." Nezha raised her orchid fingers shyly and gently pushed Lin Li.
"boom--"
Wuming, who was exchanging trash talk with the Bird King, looked at Lin Li who suddenly hit the middle of the two of them and the traces of mopping he left on the ground. His eyes widened and he asked without understanding the situation: "Lin Li, what are you doing?" Are you ok?"
"I don't think I'm in good condition." Lin Li said with the corners of his mouth twitching and bleeding.
He suddenly understood why the mission in this dungeon mentioned that he had to live until the end.
It's really dangerous to look at it this way.
"I seem to be asking nonsense." Wuming said.
"Boom! Boom!" came the footsteps like giant zombies.
Lin Li turned around and saw that it was our cute little Nezha.
"Little brother, why are you leaving? Don't leave~~" Nezha's eyes turned into [>_<], and he trotted over with a pink bubble background filter.
——On that day, Lin Li finally understood the oppressive feeling of the armored giant.
"Don't come here!" Lin Liru saw a nightmare. He admitted that when he first entered this dungeon and met Snow White, he had the idea of looking for a wife, but he seemed to be happy too early, and she was definitely not such a wife.
I was wrong, I will never set a flag again! Why don’t you stop looking for it?
Lin Li pulled Wuming in front of him: "I'll leave it to you, man!"
"Nezha, this guy likes you very much!"
nameless:"?"
…
After offering Wuming as a sacrifice to Nezha, Lin Li got a moment of peace.
He came to the side of the river god and greeted the small group formed here: "Hello."
"Let me introduce, this is my friend, Lin Li." The river god also introduced him gently.
"Friends of the River God are my friends. Hello, my name is Athena." Athena shook hands with Lin Li gracefully.
Athena in "A Hundred Thousand Jokes" appears in the movie version. She is an older woman who is anxious to get married and is often urged to marry by her father Zeus.
Looking at Athena who glanced at the River God from time to time, Lin Li was sure that she was now secretly in love with the River God.
It's a pity that the river god is half-elm-headed.
"I am Thor, God of Thunder! I am Thor, God of Thunder!" Thor, on the other hand, was more aloof. He just took a step forward, nodded to Lin Li with cold eyes, pressed the button on his shoulder, and a mechanical male voice came from the speaker. It rang.
"For the glory of the Northern God!" After seeing Thor, Lin Li felt a little funny and immediately said the remaining line of his dialogue.
"For the glory of the Northern God!" Thor didn't seem to expect that Lin Li understood him so well, and looked at him with much gentler eyes.
"Theoretically, I should be able to communicate with you normally, right, Thor?" Lin Li asked. After all, he mastered "animal language".
"Are you a dog too?" Thor could no longer remain aloof and said in shock, "What breed are you? Why have I never seen you before? I am Thor, a Shiba Inu."
Lin Li: "...Do I look like a dog?"
Thor slapped his forehead and suddenly realized, so he changed the way he asked: "What kind of dog is under your skin?"
"I am a person who can speak with dogs!" Lin Li said word by word.
"It's not important. It's great. Finally someone in this world can understand me. Your name is Lin Li, right? I will protect you from now on. If you go to buy dog food or dog toys in the future, tell me my name and call me." 10% off!" Thor jumped up and patted Lin Li's knee as if he were a big brother.
"thank you."
…
"River God, is it my turn to introduce myself now?" Little King Kong frowned slightly, realizing that things were not simple, and asked the River God.
"Ah~~? That should be it~~" The River God scratched his head.
"But why..." The corner of Xiao Jingang's mouth twitched. Looking at a man and a dog barking at each other in front of him, he couldn't help complaining: "The two of them have been barking? Are they chatting?"
"Maybe~~Lin Li has a lot of abilities~~It's normal for him to be a dog~~" River God waved his hand and said calmly.
By the time Lin Li finished his conversation with Thor, the two of them were already acting like good brothers. He and Little King Kong also shook hands and got to know each other.
"Don't you know why you came to this place suddenly?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know at all." Little King Kong spread his hands and shrugged helplessly.
"It seems to have something to do with my father or Odin." Athena pointed her finger at her chin, thought for a while, and gave a different answer than others.
"Your father Zeus? Odin? Did they do this again?" Lin Li asked immediately.
"It's rare that he hasn't been buzzing in my ears like a fly urging marriage in the past few days. I'm even a little uncomfortable with it. When I asked him what he was doing, he didn't say anything. Instead, I saw him video chatting with Odin.
But before coming here today, he said a word to me, another heavy burden has been placed on you. "Athena said as she recalled.
"What burden?"
"I also asked, but the old man didn't say anything. In order to prevent me from annoying him, he disappeared directly in front of me and said that he was going to find Odin.
Then not long after, I came to this place and saw little King Kong and this northern dog, as well as other guys I didn't know. Athena said with a shrug.
"I am - for the Northern God - I am - for the glory of the Northern God!" Thor, who had been listening well, looked evil when he heard that he was called the Northern Dog, and took out his Thor's hammer. , using the combination of buttons to speak, with a gesture of preparation for a fight.
"A dog is a dog, why aren't you happy with it?" Athena, who was already at odds with Thor, said angrily.
"For the glory of the Northern God!"
There was no need for Lin Li to stop the fight, as Xiao Jingang was already very skilled in blocking the way between them.
"Is this the God Realm? The Nordic God Realm or the Greek God Realm? Since Zeus disappeared before you, has he also come here?" Lin Li asked again.
"No, at least I never knew there was such a place in the God Realm. As for whether the old man is here, I have no idea." Athena replied.
Thor also shook his head, not recognizing this place.
"Understood, let me see who else is here." Lin Li nodded after hearing this, and continued to scan the room to see if there were any characters he hadn't noticed who hadn't said hello.
I actually found one, and the reason why I didn't notice him was because he was squatting in the corner with his head lowered and silent, so he was easily ignored.
"Hello, I'm Lin Li. Who are you..." Lin Li walked up to the other party, bent down and asked.
Hearing this, the other party raised his head, wearing black-rimmed glasses and slightly curly short and medium hair.
At this time, he was trembling all over and looked haggard. He raised his trembling hand and pointed at Lin Li, and asked with difficulty: "Hello... Excuse me... Are you... Are you..."
"What's there?" The other person's words were too difficult, and Lin Li couldn't help but ask.
"Have you opened Selu?"
Lin Li: "..."
Crazy, what do you want this for?
etc.
Looking at the muscular man in front of him - although he was still a little inferior to Nezha, Lin Li had already recognized his identity.
If nothing else, it’s Superman, a character in Superman.
The strength may be about the same as that of Superman, but there is one very crude but consistent setting of "One Hundred Thousand Jokes", that is, if you want to use Superman's abilities, there is a mandatory condition - going to the toilet.
And it must be big, and it can be transformed after being pulled out.
So if you want to transform in the street, you need to urinate anywhere.
At that time, it was popular to call shit Xiang, so he was also called Gliding Superman.
Seeing that Lin Li didn't respond, Poop Superman said tremblingly: "I've been constipated for three days, and I feel like I'm really going to collapse. If Kaiselu is available, please save me...
Or maybe I've gone crazy, because I was just accumulating power, and the next second I appeared here, I must have been hallucinating due to constipation. "
"Superman's constipation crisis, right?" Lin Li covered his forehead, which was probably covered in black lines.
"Do you know me before? But I haven't transformed now. I'm just an ordinary person, not a superman. Don't call me that..." Maybe it's because the whole body is exerting force and the body is extremely uncomfortable. The pooping superman looks really good at this time. 's dying.
"Then what should I call you?" Lin Li sighed.
"When I became Superman, everyone called me Poop Superman, so when I'm not Superman, just remove Superman. My name is... Poop." Poop Superman said to Lin Li sincerely.
Lin Li smiled awkwardly and gave Superman a six.
"But I'm sorry, I really didn't open Selu." Lin Li said apologetically.
He actually ate the useless prop "Fried Rice Noodles" that could cause diarrhea, but he immediately used it to persecute Patrick Star. Now Lin Li regrets it.
But Lin Li may have an idea.
He turned around and found Nezha who was persecuting Wuming, and said loudly: "Nezha, there is an uncle here. I hope you can give him a loving hug!"
"What? Really? I hate you. Nezha doesn't like uncle Wei." Nezha shyly raised her orchid finger and said.
Li Jing, the daughter slave who was originally hanging on the wall, heard this and immediately came back to life with full blood and looked towards Lin Li. His eyes became sharp: "Lin Li, who wants to take advantage of my Zha'er?! First ask me, an old father and fellow servant. disagree!"
"I'm not blaming uncle, it's just that his daughter looks very similar to you Nezha. She was moved by the situation and wanted to hug you, hoping to satisfy him." Lin Li made up the reasons and began to explain the current situation to Li Jing in a concise and concise manner.
"He is constipated and needs Nezha to hold him out. Li Jing, do you think it's feasible?" Lin Li asked seriously.
"feasible."
"So sure?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
"There is no need to mention the past." When Li Jing said this, his eyes were full of stories.
"So that's it, then let me give this uncle a hug!" Nezha took the steps of an armored giant and gradually approached with a strong sense of oppression.
"What kind of daughter, I don't know--" Superman, who raised his head, looked at the shadow hanging in front of him, and his words stopped.
"Hug~"
"Wait, Lin Li, can we change - ah!!!"
Blood spurted out from Superman's mouth, but in an instant, his clothes fell off naturally, revealing a set of pirated Superman's outer underwear.
"The problem is solved." Lin Li, who had obtained the answer after seeing the successfully transformed poop superman, said happily.
Li Jing, who was on the side, poked Lin Li's shoulder when he heard this and reminded: "What, Lin Li, the person who caused the problem seems to have been solved by the way. If Zha'er is not allowed to stop, this person will never be constipated in his life."
——Because Superman rolled his eyes and was vomiting blood, as if he really had no signs of life.
Lin Li: "..."
"Nezha! Stop! Together, you are more powerful than kryptonite!" Lin Li and Li Jing stepped forward quickly.
…
"I'm fine..." The rescued Superman was dying, but fortunately he was not dead. He was a little weak, lying in Lin Li's arms, looked at Lin Li, and said sincerely: "Thank you Lin Li."
"It's okay, it's easy." Lin Li said politely.
"Can you do me one more favor?" Superman said.
"What?"
"I need paper and new pants." Superman's eyes were firm as if he was about to get into trouble.
I almost forgot that shit will not disappear in thin air. Lin Li threw Superman to the ground with a crash and patted the dust on his body: "Brother Shit, you should take care of yourself in this matter."
…
After communicating with the Poop Superman, Lin Li continued to look for new characters to come here, such as Calabash Baby and Snake Spirit, but no new characters appeared.
Twelve characters, including Lin Li, gathered together to discuss today's encounters, but they had no clue at all and had nothing in common about their experiences coming here.
Lin Li pondered the content of the [mission].
"The task prompts are the rules. If you come to participate in this game, someone must tell you the rules, right?"
So Lin Li considered whether the rules might have been hidden in the surrounding environment and prepared to get up and look for them.
To be honest, the ceilings and floors all around are now made of dark metal panels, and it doesn't look like there are clues or anything like that at all.
It is also difficult to destroy, and Li Jing cannot leave any holes or cracks even if he hits it.
"Dong...dong..."
I was leaning against the wall to hear if there were any mechanisms standing there, and I vaguely heard a sound on the other side of the wall!
Is there anyone else on the other side of the wall?
After thinking about it, Lin Li pressed against the wall and teleported over.
"Fuck!" What greeted Lin Li was not anyone, but a thick laser cannon. Fortunately, it was not aimed at Lin Li in the first place, and he successfully dodged it.
"Who?" A dull and somewhat mechanical voice sounded.
Lin Li felt a little familiar.
The intense laser just now made Lin Li's vision a little blurry. When he saw the other party's appearance clearly, Lin Li's face was full of shock:
"iron Man!?"
(End of chapter)
