"Bah bang bang!"
Lin Li felt a slight throbbing pain on his face, as if someone was hitting him in the big mouth.
When he opened his eyes, he should be lying down. He saw a smiling face. When he opened his eyes, the other person called his name in a long and peaceful voice: "Lin Li, you are finally awake."
As the saying goes, you can't reach out without hitting someone with a smiling face. Looking at this old face, Lin Li's anger disappeared before he could get angry.
"Congratulations, you are now a girl." A young man with dull brown hair also bent down and said in front of Lin Li.
Lin Li shook his head slightly to make his vision clearer. He sat up, looked at the two people in front of him, and searched his memory: "River God? Are you... the king of complaints? What is your name?"
"It's me~~~" the river god said slowly.
"My name is "Beep——". "Faced with Lin Li's inquiry, the stupid boy shrugged and said.
"Did I hear it wrong? Why was your name automatically silenced?" Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.
"As a superhero who has saved the world, you always have to pay some price. In order to save the world, I once paid the price that my name will never be remembered by anyone. There is no way, this is how great people are." The dull-haired boy looked a little sad and sighed.
"Don't be sad~~~~" The River God patted the stupid boy on the shoulder and consoled him considerately.
"River God! Although I have been silenced, don't just call me a pussy! Just call me a hero!" the stupid boy complained.
"Okay~~Come on~~" Heshenzhu tried to persuade him.
Lin Li completely remembered. This silly boy was the male protagonist in the apocalyptic chapter of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes". He had no name, and had a strong ability to complain. He was originally an ordinary earthling, but in the apocalypse, he was raped because of his kindness. Complaints about star selection and transformation.
From then on, he becomes a hero who can use the energy of complaining, and this energy is accumulated through complaining. After accumulating to a certain level, he can materialize the things in his imagination.
"So what's going on now, River God and Bi?" Lin Li nodded and then asked.
"Hey! And you guy, what's going on with you! Why do you just default to calling me "Pie"? This name is too ugly! If it doesn't work, you can just call me Wuming, don't call me "Pie"! No, who are you?" Wuming was furious.
"His name is Lin Li~~" the river god said.
"Hey, there is a person here who has a different style of painting than us. Cao Cao, come and take a look." A sweet female voice came from behind Lin Li.
"Cao Cao? Is there a wife?" Lin Li immediately turned his head after hearing this.
"Lin Li, what are you thinking about?" Wuming didn't hold back.
"Duang~Duang~"
When Lin Li turned his head, he had a very flexible mind.
Snow White, wearing a low-cut dress, was trotting towards Lin Li. Her running posture was really more elastic than jelly, more majestic than the waves, and more replenishing than the wolfberry.
In "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes", there are indeed many elements of selling meat. The female characters in it basically have the mind of the prime minister. It is for this reason that "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes" can now be seen on the official platform. , has been cut to the point of being unspeakable and can be called the genuine victim.
In other words, it’s already very difficult for this film to be released.
"Hey, where are you looking at? It's really disgusting." A nameless voice sounded from behind Lin Li.
"Ahem, no..." Just as Lin Li turned his head to regain some of his image, he realized that Wuming's eyes were not on him at all.
He faced forward, and the pupils in his eyes moved up and down in time with Snow White's footsteps.
No need to guess where the other person is looking.
"No, aren't you looking at the place I was looking at just now? What qualifications do you have to complain about me!" Lin Li said loudly.
"I asked you two, can you take care of your eyes?" Another male voice came from behind Lin Li.
Lin Li sighed and said, "Do you have to be behind me to speak? It's really tiring to keep turning your head!"
Lin Li turned his head again. Because of Snow White's approach, the whiteness in his eyes became even larger. But Lin Li also saw the character who just spoke. He was a young man wearing an orange hat and a slender nose. There is no doubt that the character in Pinocchio's story The hero - Pinocchio.
"This person's style of painting is really different from ours. Cao Cao, I feel that his face has a special temperament. It's quite good-looking~" Princess Snow White poked Lin Li's cheek curiously and turned to face each other. Nocchio said.
Pinocchio glanced at Lin Li with an unkind expression, snorted coldly, pursed his lips slightly, and finally said: "Not as handsome as me."
The hairs all over his body stood up. This was a warning of danger. Lin Li's heart tightened. Lin Li, who was unable to tell where the danger came from, decisively chose to teleport.
The warning disappeared, and Lin Li looked at where he was originally standing. A slender... nose penetrated it.
"Why can this person's nose be used as a weapon? Why can this person teleport? And River God, you are bleeding! Why don't you react at all? What kind of lunatics are you all!"
Seeing this sudden change, Wuming couldn't help but complain, and was very excited.
Only then did Lin Li notice that because of his teleportation avoidance, Pinocchio's nose pierced the river god who had just stood next to him, right on his forehead.
"Bah-" The blood was flowing like it was for free.
"Oh~~He's bleeding~~" The River God slowly raised his head, and the blood pillars like fountains fell on the River God's face due to gravity. As if he was washing his face, the River God nodded as if he had suddenly realized something. said the head.
"Don't you need treatment?" Wuming complained.
"Ah, yes, Pinocchio, is your nose okay? Does it need treatment? It seems to be bleeding~~" The river god nodded belatedly.
"I'm talking about you, River God. The blood flowing on Pinocchio's nose is clearly yours!!!" Wuming couldn't stand the River God's brain circuit.
With this background music, Lin Li walked towards Pinocchio gloomily.
"Hey, don't fight. The most important thing now is to figure out the situation!" No longer caring about the river god, feeling the tense atmosphere, Wuming looked at Lin Li's direction and immediately stopped him.
"Give me some face, and I won't--" today.
"Good vision, Pinocchio, I declare that you are now my good brother in life and death! I recognize you as my second brother!" Lin Li walked to Pinocchio and hugged Pinocchio's shoulders happily.
Wuming, who was still preparing to break up the fight: "..."
"...Lin Li, you are a brother who is too casual. What does life and death mean? Could it be that the other party once wanted to kill you?"
"Hey, you are really stupid. Why did Cao Cao's nose become longer just now? It's because he said "not as handsome as him". In other words, Cao Cao thinks I'm more handsome than her. On this point, I'm willing to admit it. Such a good brother! "
"I don't recognize you!" Pinocchio not only didn't want to be a brother, but also wanted to kiss Lin Li again.
Lin Li's mouth was harder to press than AK, and he was delighted.
——Okay, okay, the people in this dungeon are discerning. Snow White praised himself for being handsome, and Pinocchio also praised himself for being handsome, and they are both normal people (?). Maybe he can find a wife here!
"Why is it that none of the people I meet here are normal? I came to this place inexplicably. When will I be released back to earth!" Wuming collapsed. He couldn't understand why Lin Li could accept the current situation so easily. The situation is integrated here, and even more extreme.
He's still laughing! Hey! What's so funny? I don't understand it at all!
The dull hair on Wuming's head flashed with golden light, and the energy of complaining was activated. The next second, a bag of salt appeared in his hand, and he threw it to the ground: "Damn it, why is it salt again! I want an RPG It’s only right to blow them up!”
"Isn't this the earth? River God? How did you get here?" Lin Li, who got some information after listening to Wuming's complaints, looked at the only River God here who knew him.
"I don't know either~~ I appeared here in the blink of an eye, and then I saw you lying on the ground, so I tried to wake you up~~" The River God spread his hands innocently, "I hope nothing fell during this time. To the river because I had no way to go to work.
It’s so sad~~”
"River God, please stop your smile for a moment." Wuming's expression was already numb, and then he nodded, and everyone finally started to discuss the business: "But I am also in the same situation."
"We are the same. We were originally happily roaming in the forest...feeling the beauty of the wild environment, but then we came here all of a sudden and almost scared Cao Cao." Princess Snow White also nodded.
"Bai Bai, don't say everything to others!" Pinocchio blushed slightly.
"What are you wild about? I'll ask you what you are wild about!" Wuming, who finally calmed down his emotions, became excited again, this time with the attitude of getting to the bottom of it.
Over there, Wuming was in the palace, and over here, Lin Li began to look around at the surrounding environment, a room, but it did look a bit weird. The ground was paved with dark hard metal, which did not look like common materials on Earth, and there were no plants visible. Or unnecessary ornaments, empty.
Lin Li didn't even understand where the light source in the room came from.
So Lin Li looked at his system panel, hoping to get some information from the task interface.
【Task:
[Requirements for completing the copy: Survive until the end of the game and win. 】
[Main mission (1/3): Find the undercover agent]
[Task Tips: Rules]
[Task Reward: [Cooling Zero Device]*1]
[Cooling-down resetter: Acts on existing props that are already in use, so that the ongoing cooling time of the props is reset to zero so that they can be used normally. 】
"What the hell?" He didn't get any clues, which made Lin Li even more confused.
What kind of "game" and what kind of "undercover" is this? I don't remember that there is such a thing in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"?
"So there are only five of us now?" He failed to obtain information and could only get it from the environment. Lin Li rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, then looked at the four people around him and asked.
"We haven't left here yet, so I don't know." Snow White shook her head.
"Let's look for anyone else first." Thinking of this, Lin Li immediately stood up and led everyone out of the room.
As soon as he walked out of the room, Lin Li heard a noisy sound not far away and immediately walked in this direction.
"What the hell is this place? I want to drink with the Great Demon King Crichlow and dance naked together. I have no time to waste time here!" A voice said angrily.
"There is an acquaintance." Wuming narrowed his eyes.
As Lin Li and others gradually approached, the appearance of the owner of the voice gradually became clear. He was a young man with purple hair and two horns wearing armor on his upper body and naked and mosaic on his lower body.
"Ah, there is a gangster, who is this guy?" Snow White immediately covered her eyes and said shyly.
Wuming glanced sideways: "Hey, Princess Snow White, the gaps between your hands are completely separated. You are just staring straight at the mosaic, right? Why is your face getting redder and redder? Your eyes are going to be streaked!" Nocho, don't you care about your girlfriend?
etc? Who tells me why Pinocchio’s girlfriend is Snow White? Are you from the same story? "
Pinocchio heard this and looked at the mosaic, his wooden face turned slightly red.
Wuming broke his guard: "You are so blushing that you are like a bubble teapot again!"
"Oh, there are still a group of people here? Oh, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great compassion that I am the strongest in the entire M77 galaxy, no, the strongest and most invincible NEW BLASH in the entire universe. The supreme ruler of the stars——
I am - the king of birds and dogs! "
After speaking majesticly, the Bird King found that the five people opposite him all had calm faces, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
"King Bird Shit, I didn't expect you to be here." Wuming silently took a step forward and looked at the Bird King with an unkind expression. The stupid hair on his head has been completely established. It is too easy to accumulate energy when getting along with these guys. .
"You! You're here too! Enemies meet on a narrow road!... Um, it's... eh, I don't seem to know what your name is, oh, by the way! Damn!" Noticing this Earthling who had defeated him before, Bird King's eyes immediately became wrong.
"I beg you to respect me! Why do you have the same tacit understanding with them?" Wuming had already begun to scratch his hair like crazy.
Lin Li took a step sideways and stood between the two of them: "I know you two are in a hurry, but don't worry yet. Once we figure out the situation, there will be plenty of time for you to rush."
The King of Birds in front of us, generally called the King of Birds, is the villain of the End of the Earth chapter and the first movie of "One Hundred Thousand Jokes". He is indeed the devil of the M77 galaxy, but the body in front of him can only be regarded as His mount, his body in his head, is a fly.
"I see old acquaintances~~King Kong, Athena, Thor!" At this time, the River God noticed the noisy people behind the Bird King, and immediately floated over, waving and calling.
"River God? Why are you here?" A woman with long blue hair looked surprised at first, and then immediately responded with surprise.
"I am Thor, God of Thunder! For the glory of the Northern God!" A Shiba Inu wearing a red cloak and holding Thor's Hammer happily stepped forward after seeing the River God and greeted him with a button on his chest.
"Before I went to bed, Xiaoqing was obviously next to me. Why did it become like this? River God, drown me, maybe I will wake up." A young man with a similar hair color to Wuming, with dead fish eyes, looked at nothing. He said without any desire to live.
Lin Li had already recognized the three 'friends' of the River God. They were the characters who appeared in the second movie of "One Hundred Thousand Jokes". They were Athena, Thor, and King Kong.
But before Lin Li could step forward to say hello, he had already knelt down.
It's not that Lin Li was scared by anyone...
"Li Jing, I didn't expect you to be here." Lin Li, with his hands clasped together and a white blade in hand, looked at the familiar middle-aged man in front of him and said helplessly and awkwardly.
After actual experience, I can feel Li Jing's outrageousness even more.
Just a moment ago, his eyes were still on Athena. The next second, he had teleported and knelt in front of Li Jing, with a sword in his hand for no apparent reason.
This control is too unreasonable.
