Family members, who knows?
Lin Li won, but he didn't know why. He always felt like he didn't win.
In other words...it's better not to win.
His three partners seemed to be in similar moods at this time: Tom began to doze off, Jerry retracted his pocket, and Chopper pulled his hat down to completely cover his face, hiding on the edge of the field, muttering "I don't know you." This pink creature”, “isn’t familiar at all”.
——Everyone seems to feel a little embarrassed.
The audience, which had been enthusiastic from beginning to end, seemed to have a problem with the set procedure and did not react immediately. It was not until long after the referee announced the result that the applause and cheers came belatedly.
Lin Li's sight was blocked because Pai Daxing jumped up high and wanted to give Lin Li a warm hug.
After all, that's what Lin Li asked for.
After reacting, Lin Li's mouth twitched, and he took this opportunity to vent his anger, so he narrowed his eyes, manifested his steel rod, turned it over and applied force again, the sound of breaking through the air flashed, and the steel rod directly penetrated Patrick's head horizontally.
Pai Daxing still kept hugging. At this time, his eyes moved left and right, and he was a little confused: "Lin Li, what are you doing?"
Two small green balls flew out with the blow. Seeing this, Lin Li threw Patrick's star hanging on his steel rod back to the ground.
"Put your pants on." Lin Li said numbly.
"Hey hey hey!" Patrick Daxing rubbed his cheek, "Lin Li, let me tell you, just now for some reason, everyone's voices suddenly became very quiet. I thought I was seriously ill and was going to die. , I didn’t expect it to be better now, you must be the best doctor in the world!”
"Yeah, let's go back and keep fighting." Lin Li didn't comment well and waved his hands like he was shooing away flies.
Patrick then returned to the battlefield and waved to the surrounding audience.
"The next one will be the egg tree." Arai Shiwei released his second Pokémon.
The coconut egg tree in front of him did not have a slender neck. It should have the attributes of grass and superpowers. Lin Li remembered that the coconut egg tree in the Alola region had a slender neck and tail, and its attributes were actually grass and dragon.
"Coconut, stampede."
After hearing the order, Coconut Egg Tree immediately ran towards Patrick Star with heavy steps.
"Patrick, stay away."
"I know even if you don't tell me!!! Help!" Patrick then turned around and started running away, shouting as he ran, but the speed was too slow, and Coconut Egg Tree caught up easily, so -
"Da da da da da--" The coconut tree danced a tap dance on Patrick's body.
"It hurts, it hurts." The venue was filled with the trampling of coconut palm trees and Patrick's howl.
When the dust and smoke dissipated, the coconut tree stopped attacking slightly, and Patrick, who did not avoid it at all, completely sank into the soil.
"Bo!"
Patrick struggled to lift his upper body from the ground, but his facial features were still stuck to the ground, so he had to put them back on his face one by one.
"Hey! Big guy, you are so incompetent!" After Patrick stood up, he put his hands on his hips and cursed Coconut Tree.
The coconut egg tree showed no reaction until the Arai City Guard gave the order and started to trample on it again.
"Don't think you can trample me to death!" The stubborn Patrick never gave up, and did not beg for mercy after being beaten like the Holy Lord. "You may be able to trample Patrick to death! But you will never trample me to death. Proud soul in your heart!”
"Hey, buddy, why don't you step on Lin Li? Don't step on me." Pai Daxing suggested sincerely when he raised his head and was stepped down again countless times.
"Shut up, Patrick, and use your iron butt!" He watched the stampede on Patrick happily for a long time. It wasn't until Patrick was about to get angry that Lin Li remembered that he still needed to give orders, so he said.
When Patrick heard this, he turned his back and exerted force again. Of course, this time it was not for excretion, but in the next moment, his butt instantly turned into hard steel.
This is the trick that Patrick used to defeat strong men in underwater fighting competitions!
Coconut Egg Tree did not expect this change, and was shaken by the force of the steel rebounding and fell to the ground.
"The trampling of the Coconut Egg Tree caused a lot of damage to Patrick, but Kameda Linli was still very experienced in fighting. Patrick used... steel tail and successfully counterattacked the Coconut Egg Tree!" The explanation was serious. Analyzing the situation.
"But the current situation doesn't seem to be very friendly to Patrick. The coconut egg tree is very big and has three faces. Patrick's overwhelming trick may not be very effective. He can only... coma... Face?"
Comment: You want to say it’s disgusting, right?
"Coconut, hypnotism."
Pink ripples emanate from the coconut eggs of the coconut egg tree.
Patrick's tongue immediately hung in his mouth, and his eyes turned into big and small eyes, looking like he had no brains - even though he usually didn't.
"Pat Star, SpongeBob is here to play with you." Lin Li frowned and then said as if testing.
"Where?!" Pai Daxing immediately returned to his usual state.
Arai City Guards, who was just about to launch another attack, couldn't help but frowned, was he immune?
"Keep the distance and consume this guy with fried eggs." Arai Shimai could only say.
Upon hearing this, the coconut egg tree immediately ran to the edge of the white line of the field, and then a large number of white eggs rushed towards Patrick Star.
Lin Li no longer planned to command Pai Daxing to avoid it. It was pointless and there was no way to avoid it.
But Lin Li has realized one thing. It seems meaningless to use normal methods to command his outrageous partners? so--
"Patrick, why don't you try to eat the fried eggs on the other side?"
"Ah--" When Patrick heard this, he immediately opened his mouth and sucked all the fried eggs into his body.
"Bump, bump, bump!!" The dull sound of explosions continued in Patrick's mouth, causing Patrick to hiccup non-stop, but he still raised his hand happily: "Hey, let's dance. Popping candy, can you have some more?! I love this!"
Although Arai Shiwei couldn't understand what Patrick was talking about, he felt the provocation.
"Coconut egg tree, parasitic seeds!" "Patrick, can you eat it?"
"Coconut egg tree, fried eggs with seeds!" "Patrick, want to eat?"
"Coconut egg tree, seed machine gun!" "Patrick, eat!"
"Coconut, mental attack!" "Patrick, eat! Huh? You can't eat this? Then take out the brain."
"Coconut, risk your life and charge!" "Patrick, if this is the case, you can take the beating yourself. You can't escape anyway."
…
Lin Li gradually understood everything. This was what Patrick used. His tone became more and more firm.
The coconut egg tree opposite was panting, and its three faces showed exhaustion.
Patrick, who had just been smashed into a pulp, returned to his original state, and shouted to the coconut tree unhappily: "Can you give me some more food? Stop bumping around."
"Pai Daxing, if the coconut egg tree is not given to him, how about we go get it ourselves? Doesn't he still have three eggs on him?" Lin Li said with a smile.
"Oh! Good!" Patrick cheered upon hearing this.
The next second, Lin Li found that Patrick Star had appeared behind the egg tree and sucked the three heads of the egg tree directly into his stomach.
After losing three heads, the coconut tree stood stiffly in place.
"Hey, buddy, can you give me a few more eggs? Thank you." Patrick poked the body of the coconut egg tree and asked politely.
With such a poke, the coconut tree fell straight to the ground.
"The coconut egg tree has lost its fighting ability, but the winner is still - Patrick Star!"
"After teleporting and using parasitism, Patrick successfully defeated the Coconut Egg Tree! It's so wonderful, so wonderful!" The explanation is just explanation, and you can also use the skills of the Pokémon world to understand Patrick's behavior.
"Faced with this situation, what should Mamoru Arai do? There is only one Pokémon left, and Patrick's condition seems to be pretty good. Is there any possibility for him to make a comeback?"
"Arai City Guard has released his final Pokémon choice, which is Big Tongue!"
"Big tongue, strong whip!" Arai Shimai said.
Lin Li rubbed his chin and watched as the pink tongue several meters long began to slap Patrick's body. He had already thought of a wonderful way to deal with it——
"Pai Daxing, let's have a long French wet WEN with Big Tongue!" Lin Li said.
Patrick: "?"
But an order is an order. Seeing the tongue coming towards him again, Patrick reluctantly pouted his mouth and pressed it on Big Tongue's tongue.
Big Tongue had never seen such a battle before. At the first moment of contact, he felt inexplicably nauseated and immediately retracted his tongue, but Patrick did not let go, and the result was - Patrick's entire body People were also taken in together.
"Bump!" Patrick and Big Tongue were brought over and bumped into each other.
Patrick was able to better grasp Big Tongue's cheeks, preventing her, him, or it from moving.
"Kiss! Kiss hard!" Lin Li urged, watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously.
"Mom..." Patrick was unexpectedly obedient.
Big Tongue’s face began to turn purple.
…
He vomited his tongue, he really vomited it out. He was dizzy and staggered out of the competition venue, and was deemed to have given up.
"For a moment, I felt the existence of love, but it quickly left me." In the cheers after the silence on the court, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and Patrick looked up at the sky, melancholy. said.
Our Patrick Star seems to have grown up.
"Pai Daxing's control of venom is simply superb! The winner of this battle is Kameda Linli! He successfully advanced!" All three Pokémon of Arai City Guards have lost their fighting ability, and the referee announced that there is no Suspenseful match result.
Arai Shiwei glanced at Lin Li, and then stared at the melancholy Patrick Star for a long time. In the end, he didn't say anything. He just shook his head and turned around to leave the battle venue. Like the previous contestants, he could not see the joy or sorrow.
"Well done, Patrick. Keep up the good work in the next games." Lin Li stepped forward, patted Patrick on the head, and led him back to the lounge upstairs.
Next, he planned to send out only Patrick Star, keeping Tom Jerry as his trump card.
Although they wanted to be in the limelight, they were still quite obedient and would not complain about anything, nor would they plan to sneak onto the stage and then be knocked unconscious by Lin Li with a steel rod.
"Lin Li, can you do me a favor?" Pai Daxing asked Lin Li deeply.
"What's the deal?"
"Can you help me get the contact information of that pink creature called Big Tongue?" Patrick asked a little shyly.
Lin Li: "..."
"You should have reproductive isolation, don't think about it." Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.
I seem to have ordered some amazing Yuanyang music.
"Lin Li, you don't understand what love is at all!" Pai Daxing was a little angry, "We are both pink, we are a perfect match!"
But he found that after he said this, Lin Li fell silent.
Then Lin Li responded in a sad tone: "Grandma, ever since I met Mickey Mouse, have I ever had a chance to understand love in my life?"
Although Pai Daxing didn't understand, he patted Lin Li's shoulder comfortingly.
At this time, Tom, who had a big bump on his head that had been beaten with a steel rod for some reason, came here, poked Patrick on the shoulder, and led him to the computer. Lin Li followed curiously.
Only then did he realize that Tom had retrieved the information about this big tongue at some point.
The important information is only one word, in the gender column: "male".
"Do you still need contact information?" Lin Li suddenly felt relieved and turned to ask Pai Daxing cheerfully.
"I have something to go downstairs." Pai Daxing turned around and went downstairs without saying anything, his back looking bleak.
Patrick didn't take the stairs or use the elevator.
…
Because the scale of the competition was not large, the schedule was very tight. As the winner, Lin Li had to continue the competition that afternoon.
But Lin Li, who has mastered the use of Patrick Star, has the green light all the way.
Patrick cannot die, so although most of the attacks can hurt him, they will recover the next second as his thoughts come to him. Moreover, this setting is somewhat different from Tom and Jerry. Lin Li cannot even sense Patrick. Doing so will drain his energy.
At this point, Patrick was almost invincible.
In addition, Lin Li discovered that Patrick's nails, armpits, belly buttons and other places that can hide dirt are huge toxins for Pokémon in this world - details in "SpongeBob SquarePants" Below, it shows how disgusting it is, and how poisonous it is to Pokémon and the others.
These are extremely powerful weapons, and Lin Li is gradually becoming more comfortable in using them. If they are just for the stomach, they can no longer explain the strength of Mr. Pai.
Most of the Pokémon that fought against Patrick failed by being nauseated to the point of vomiting or even fainting.
But now, the commentator's explanation of Patrick's battle has become more and more smooth and no longer gets stuck - the commentator has also changed into the shape of Patrick.
At the end of the day, even those contestants who had always been expressionless would inevitably have their mouths twitching when they met Patrick, because they were simply unable to deal with this guy.
By the way, I also paid more attention to Lin Li.
…
"The finals are tonight." Lin Li, who successfully advanced again, took his friends to eat and drink in the old fake market.
"Although we have been winning all the way, the weird feeling becomes more obvious after one day of experience." Lin Li sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the store, looking at the pedestrians on the road, and murmured to himself, "I always feel that this world is not real. Except for the contestants, everyone maintains endless enthusiasm?”
Even eating for free, Patrick was ecstatic.
"Also, according to the nature of the dungeon, I should have met the protagonist group immediately, but until now, I have not seen Ash, or even the Pokémon that may belong to him."
"I'm not familiar with this city at all. There's definitely something wrong with it." Lin Li always felt that something bad would happen.
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time.
…
In a brightly lit venue. The crowd's enthusiasm continued unabated, cheering Lin Li and his opponent as they entered the arena.
"Yeah - the final battle of the challenge is about to begin! Who should win the title of the strongest young trainer in our old fake city? Will it be Kameda Linli who has swept all the way with Pai Daxing, or will it be flying with one hand? Here’s Ryoichi Miyauchi who masterfully controls the mantis!
The answer will be revealed in the next battle! "
Lin Li sent out Pai Daxing, and without any surprise, Miyauchi Ryoichi was the first to release the Flying Mantis.
Facing the flying mantis in the sky, although Pai Daxing couldn't fly, Lin Li had a way: "Pai Daxing, use the crystal meteor hammer to knock it down and let it fly!"
When Patrick heard this, he began to shake his head skillfully, and a huge snot ball spun like a meteor hammer.
Crystal Meteor was just a name Lin Li made up to make his battle orders more elegant. Otherwise, he would talk about it all day long, even if others couldn't understand it, and it wouldn't be appropriate.
"Shadow clone."
"Then catch them all, using the exhaustive method." Lin Li was not in a hurry.
"Move at high speed and get close to Patrick. Don't cut him with the sickle. Hit him with your body and try to knock him out of the field." Miyauchi Ryoichi said in a leisurely manner.
Obviously, when he was not sure how to defeat Patrick, all he could do was use the rules of the game to expel him.
"Pai Daxing, we are also shadow clones." There were many opponents who wanted to do this, but Lin Li had a way.
Patrick took out a piece of meat from his body, and in the next second, the piece of meat turned into a mini Patrick Star. Patrick followed the same method and made more than a dozen small Patrick Stars.
"Everyone, help me block it." Patrick Star said to his 'sons'.
The small faction stars all nodded firmly when they heard this, and then turned to look at the menacing Flying Mantis.
——The next second, everyone ran away regardless of themselves.
"Patrick is really untrustworthy." In this situation, Patrick said, "I don't like Patrick anymore."
The next second, he was knocked out of the field, causing a burst of dust and smoke, but before he could feel joy, Patrick's voice sounded again behind the Flying Mantis.
He saw Pai Daxing standing behind him, and there was nothing in the dispersed dust and smoke.
"Stand-in! Another stand-in! Patrick's stand-in is really superb!" The commentator has become accustomed to this scene.
"Pat Star, use the Law of the Dark Forest to give him the final blow!"
So Pai Daxing raised his hand, revealing the dark forest under his arm, and moved closer to the flying mantis.
The substantial brown smell spread from the forest to the tip of the flying mantis' nose.
"The Flying Praying Mantis has lost its fighting ability. I have a hunch that Kameda's many players are very likely to defeat our challenge with a Patrick Star. In the future, our city may have such players one day. Change its name to Kameda City!”
The reason why the commentator said this is that there is a precedent for the city to change its name - Zhenxin Town was not called Zhenxin Town before, but the name was changed because a well-known trainer with the surname Zhenxin appeared in the town.
It's a privilege.
"What Pokémon will Miyauchi Ryoichi choose to use to deal with it?"
Miyauchi Ryoichi took out a Poké Ball, but instead of throwing it out, he paused and looked up at the sky.
Lin Li was feeling hesitant as a black shadow blocked the moonlight around him and covered his body.
Lin Li raised his head and looked at the sky of the venue.
A black silhouette with huge wings stood on the top of the gym, blocking out the sky and the moon.
"Zi——" An extremely harsh voice suddenly came from the radio,
When Lin Li looked at the display screen showing the commentary booth, his pupils shrank - the original unlocking device had collapsed beside him, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead. His position was now occupied by a man wearing a hat.
The hat is red and white.
It's Xiaozhi.
The figure raised his head, revealing his resolute face that was no longer a boy but a young man, staring at everyone in the venue.
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