"It shouldn't be difficult to complete." Looking at the six partners around him, Lin Li nodded slightly.
If it doesn't work out, I'll use a stand-in to steal Caracalla's face, put on a skull, and pretend to be a Pokémon - Caracalla's weapon is a bone, and I'm a steel rod, so they're exactly the same!
Let Tom and Jerry put on make-up, so it's not too much to fake the real thing.
"Let's go, let's go, the fight is over. Do you want to get into the elf ball? Walking together directly is a bit too ostentatious." Lin Li clapped his hands to attract the attention of all his friends, and then pointed to the elf ball on the table. asked.
To Lin Li's surprise, all the partners shook their heads, except Pai Daxing who hesitated.
"Go back, Patrick, go back!" The naked two-faced turtle saw Patrick's dilemma and said expectantly from the side.
Patrick's eyes moved between his turtle shell and Poke Ball for a long time, and suddenly nodded excitedly: "Hey! I'm such a genius! I can go back with the turtle shell!"
As he spoke, Patrick jumped up and tapped the button of the elf ball, turning into red light and flying in.
Well, with a turtle shell, so the double-sided turtle face is ashen.
"I don't want to see this world anymore, why don't you let me go in and rest." The two-faced turtle also automatically returned to the elf ball in despair.
"What's it like inside? Is the environment very bad?" Lin Li asked the remaining friends curiously.
"It's a very cramped space with nothing. You can't do anything in it. It's not interesting at all. I don't want to go back." Martin squirmed to Lin Li's shoulder and said.
"That's it." Lin Li sighed with emotion.
Officials rarely provide clear settings for the internal structure of the Poké Ball, but netizens generally speculate that there will be different interiors based on different Poké Balls, such as living rooms, beds, and even game consoles for playing Pokémon. , in short, it is very luxurious and makes the Pokémon's stay as comfortable as possible.
But now it seems that it is a little different from what I imagined.
The reason why Patrick actively asked to enter such a place was because he originally liked living in such an environment, and this was not a torture to him.
Lin Li naturally wouldn't force it, and let Chopper walk beside him. Tom and Martin held their heads one by one and Jerry stayed in his pocket, and then set off towards the challenge venue.
"The environment is really nice." Lin Li sighed with emotion as the first thing he said after walking out of the door.
The blue sky, green trees, and even the refreshing fragrance in the air fit perfectly with Lin Li's perception of the Pokémon world.
"Hello, is this the route to the challenge venue?" There was some discrepancy between the map and the actual situation, so Lin Li needed to confirm the route.
"Yes, that's right. If you go forward and turn left, you can see the huge inverted trapezoidal stadium. Are you a contestant? I wish you good results, come on!" Even a random passerby Lin Li found, He also answered his questions in a very warm and friendly manner.
"What a wonderful world." Combined with the beautiful environment, even Chopper said with emotion, "There are no brainless captains, no pervert chefs, and no road-crazy combatants..."
The only drawback was that Lin Li didn't see many Pokémon along the way.
Moreover, although the few Pokémon he met were very enthusiastic and cute, they jumped up and cheered when they saw Lin Li, but even if they made a sound, Lin Li found that he had no way to interpret other meanings.
But I obviously have mastered animal language, so I should be able to communicate with them normally.
Lin Li felt a little puzzled by this.
If you can't even interpret the meaning of Pokémon's language, your own "animal language" is of no use.
Soon, the group arrived at the venue, and the staff warmly greeted Lin Li.
"Hi! This is Kameda Rinri, right? Your battle is about to start. Please follow me to the waiting area and wait. This is the player's vest. If you need any help, please feel free to tell me."
"Thank you." Lin Li took the white vest and put it on.
After arriving at the waiting area, Lin Li looked towards the battle field - the waiting area was right behind the battle field, with a glass door in the middle, giving him a good view.
A mosquito-repellent swimmer is fighting with the strange force.
The mosquito-repellent swimmer is of the water and fighting type, while the strange power is of the normal and fighting type. At this time, in the venue, the two are almost fighting hand to hand.
"Mosquito-repellent swimmer, throw on the earth." The trainer opposite was the owner of the mosquito-repellent swimmer. His expression was very indifferent. At this time, he ordered calmly, even a little impatiently.
After hearing this, the mosquito-repellent swimmer rushed straight towards Guai Li, preparing for a mutually damaging hug.
"Strange power, no need to hide, you can also use the earth to throw, one hit will determine the outcome, end it soon." The trainer with his back to Lin Li ordered, his voice was also cold, and his hands were moving.
So in the field, the mosquito-repellent swimmer and Guai Li began to compete with brute force. After more than ten seconds of confrontation, with the sudden rise and continuous exertion of Wei Li's muscles, the body of the mosquito-repellent swimmer gradually left the ground.
"Boom -" With a heavy impact, the mosquito-repellent swimmer whose head hit the ground suffered a bloody head and completely lost consciousness.
"The mosquito-repellent swimmer lost his ability to fight, and the strange force won!" The referee immediately announced the result excitedly.
"Oh - Wei Li! Wei Li! Wei Li!" The surrounding audience immediately gave the winner a lot of applause and encouragement.
Although the trainer on the opposite side failed, he didn't seem to feel anything. Lin Li didn't show any annoyance at all. He just used the Poké Ball to take back the Mosquito Swimmer, and then released a Gotha Duck.
…
The battle between the two ended, and they finally reversed, and the trainer who faced Lin Li won the victory.
Lin Li frowned. After watching this battle, he felt even more weird.
The winner was narrowly defeated, so the battle was considered evenly matched and lasted for a long time.
But Lin Li discovered that no matter whether they won or lost, the two trainers would not have any emotional fluctuations, just like robots without emotions completing their tasks.
What's equally weird is that their Pokémon seem to have inherited their master's personality.
After several battles, Lin Li didn't see any Pokémon celebrating victory. They just stood there quietly, waiting for the next battle to come.
And during the battle, he didn't care at all when he was injured. Lin Li never even saw the Pokémon showing pain, it just had the same expression.
"What a shabby system, where did you tamper with it this time?" Lin Li murmured to himself.
His eyes looked at the colorful Pokémon blood stains being cleaned in the venue, and he already had a vague suspicion in his mind.
"Mr. Kameda, you are ready to play." Not long after the winner was decided, the staff came here and said to Lin Li.
"I know, thank you." Lin Li frowned and left the waiting area and came to the venue.
Without a glass door, the cheers of the onlookers became clearer, coming from all directions, and the sound of "Kaeda Linli" filled the sky undulating wave after wave.
Seeing this scene, those who didn't know thought Lin Li was some kind of world champion.
Lin Li looked around and found again that everyone in the audience was very enthusiastic, but there were also some differences - some people wearing white player vests.
That is, the contestants.
Their positions were scattered among the enthusiastic audience, but most of them looked out of place with paralyzed faces. They looked quietly at the venue. Sometimes they accidentally looked at Lin Li, and then quickly glanced over.
At the same time, these enthusiastic audiences seemed to be carved out of the same mold. Although their emotions were fierce, they were the same, like replicas.
In this comparison, the sense of weirdness becomes more abundant, and everything is filled with an unreal feeling.
"Twelve out of ten points are wrong. As a contestant, I am going to die after this fight. I feel that it is right to leave this place as soon as possible." Lin Li rubbed his temples in confusion.
Soon, Lin Li's opponent Ichimai Arai appeared on the stage. Not surprisingly, his face was paralyzed again. When he appeared on the stage, the name cheering in the audience's mouth became his again.
"The game will start soon. I will announce the rules again. In a 3V3 arena battle, if you leave the white line or lose the ability to fight, you will be considered a failure..." The referee enthusiastically announced the rules on the high platform in the middle.
"——I declare that the competition officially begins!"
Upon hearing this, Arai City Wei immediately used the Poké Ball to release a Big Mouth Bat, which was the evolution of the Sonic Bat.
The Pokémon we have seen so far are all Pokémon from the Kanto region in the first generation, which is also consistent with the name "Pokémon" because later Pokémon series basically no longer have this name.
Lin Li was just about to think about who to let in, when Patrick suddenly jumped out of the elf ball and stretched: "Well, I've had enough sleep."
"Okay, then it's up to you." Lin Li didn't like making choices, so he kicked Patrick into the field, "Patrick, prepare to fight."
Because he didn't want others to know that he was talking to Patrick Star, Lin Li used animal language, so that no matter how loud he shouted, others would not be able to understand him.
"Can I not fight?" Patrick turned his head.
"cannot."
"Annoying Lin Li." Even though he said this, Patrick still faced the Big Mouth Bat obediently and did not run around disobediently. I don't know if it was because the system told him to integrate into the copy to a certain extent, so that he could be obedient.
"Okay, both sides have sent out their own Pokémon. Arai City Guard has sent out Big Mouth Bat, and Kameda Linli has sent out... Patrick Star! I'm really looking forward to what kind of battle this will be!" The commentator said He yelled excitedly holding the microphone.
"Big Mouth Bat, use ultrasound first to confuse the other side." Arai City Guard raised his hand and said.
The big-mouthed bat closed and opened its mouth again, and ripple-shaped sound waves that could be seen directly erupted from its mouth. It expanded and then contracted in the air, heading straight towards Patrick's star.
"Patrick, plug your ears!"
"Oh!" Patrick nodded, stretched out his hands...then dug into his nostrils, took out two small balls, and stuffed them on both sides of his cheeks.
The sound wave filled the air, and Lin Li covered his ears when he felt the harshness, but Patrick's expression did not change at all.
"Patrick is almost immune to ultrasound through his... two secretory balls. It's incredible!" Although the commentator was a little stuck, he still said enthusiastically.
"Big-mouthed bat, attack with wings." Arai City Guards then ordered.
The wings of the big-mouthed bat immediately glowed with white light and became extremely hard. Then it quickly approached Patrick, as if it wanted to cut off his head.
"Get away, Patrick." Lin Li ordered while thinking about what skills Patrick had to counterattack.
But out of the corner of his eye, Lin Li noticed that Pai Daxing stood motionless.
"Pat Star?" Lin Li shouted again.
Patrick showed no reaction.
Lin Li thought of the possibility, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Pat Star!!!" Lin Li roared heartbreakingly.
Patrick slowly turned his head, looked at Lin Li, and scratched his chin: "Are you calling me?"
Lin Li's vision went dark. Sure enough, sure enough, this kid couldn't hear his own voice after his ears were blocked by boogers!
"Don't turn around, defend! Hurry up and defend!"
"Give it a try? I understand!" Patrick nodded vigorously, turned his head again, and faced the Big Mouth Bat.
"No, I'm letting you go!" Lin Li's eyes darkened, "Let's go!"
"Hit him? Beat him! I understand, don't rush him!" After confirming Lin Li's order, Patrick raised his pink fist and collided with the flying big-mouthed bat aggressively.
"Wha—" A flash of swords and swords passed by, and the big-mouthed bat came behind Patrick Star. Patrick Star's hand had separated from his body and fell to the ground.
"Ah Ou." Pai Daxing picked up his right hand from the ground with his left hand and scratched his back.
Of course, this had no impact on Pai Daxing. He just turned to look at Lin Lidao and shouted loudly: "Lin Li, his wings are so hard, I can't beat him!"
Lin Li, whose eyes were already darkened, rubbed his eyebrows and shouted again: "Pat Star, dig out the earwax!"
"Patrick, take off your pants?" Hearing this, Patrick pushed the air shyly, looked at the sea of people around him, gave a standard toothy smile, and ran to the camera to take off his beach pants. down.
"Hey, this is a butt." Patrick patted his butt in front of the camera and winked, trying to get compliments.
It's a pity that everyone can't understand it.
"The supersonic bat's wing attack successfully cut off Patrick's arm, but Patrick's powerful regeneration ability meant that his injury was not very serious. Now... now under the command of Kameda Linli, Patrick …Patrick took off his pants?
Although I don’t understand the purpose of doing this, Kameda Linli, as a professional trainer, must have his own opinions, let’s wait and see! "The commentary is still full of enthusiasm.
"There are many Kamedas! There are many Kamedas! There are many Kamedas..." Then everyone cheered for Lin Li's name.
"I understand you." Lin Li, who already had high blood pressure, spoke weakly.
"Continue the wing attack until Pai Daxing can no longer regenerate." Arai Shimai said calmly, completely unaffected by the surrounding emotions.
"Shuashuashua——"
"Hey, Lin Li, what should I do?" Patrick, who had been cut into many pieces, asked with his mouth on the ground.
"Make a cannon out of sand!" Lin Li shouted, remembering Patrick's ability to create things.
"Want me to give you a hug?" Pai Daxing heard this and shook his head: "Hug me after the fight, Lin Li. I hope you can concentrate on doing one thing, and I will reward you."
Lin Li had nothing to say. His eyes would no longer be dark because he had become completely blind. Lin Li, who had become facially paralyzed like the other contestants, waved his hand and gave the final order:
"Forget it, do whatever you want."
I won’t serve you any more!
It's a 3V3 battle anyway, so it doesn't matter if Patrick loses. Tom and Jerry can definitely take care of it.
Lin Li was afraid that if this battle continued, he would suffer from problems with his throat and heart, and the gains would outweigh the losses.
"Come up here and pull it in, okay?" Pai Daxing scratched his head. At first, he didn't understand what Lin Li meant by this sentence.
But when he looked at the huge mouth of the big-mouthed bat that turned back towards him, and the pants that Lin Li had just asked him to take off...
Could it be that the purpose of taking off your pants is just to...
Lin Li’s layout is really far-reaching! !
Patrick gradually understands everything! ! !
This plan is really good, and I approve of it very much.
Then a thought passed, and Patrick's torn body was put back together in an instant. He began to become very serious, squinting at the trajectory of the big-mouthed bat, and murmuring advanced mathematical calculations: "One plus one equals eight, eight Plus eight equals three…”
Finally, Patrick calculated the correct time. With a cry, he jumped up and fell quickly. He successfully hit the big-mouthed bat on the way down and sat it down on the ground.
The big-mouthed bat began to use its hardened wings to cut into Patrick's body, trying to regain his freedom.
"Counterattack! Counterattack! Patrick has started to counterattack! Just now, Patrick probably used Taishan Pressure to suppress the big-mouthed bat successfully. Now that the big-mouthed bat is fighting back, what will Patrick do? "The commentator dared not breathe.
"Big-mouthed bat, since the opponent is close to his face, he will suck blood to replenish his physical strength." Arai Shimai said.
At this time, Pai Daxing couldn't hear what the outside world was saying at all. He ignored the Big Mouth Bat's attack. His body began to tighten, and his expression showed that he was exerting force! The color of the whole body begins to turn purple!
"Pat Star's face turned purple. Is it because he was poisoned during the blood-sucking process? If the negative state of poisoning is not resolved as soon as possible, it will be very difficult!" The commentator's eyes widened.
He had a hunch that the outcome of the battle would be decided soon!
"I want to... pull it out!" Along with Patrick's passionate roar and a "poof-" sound that very few people could hear, Patrick's expression finally stopped exerting force and turned to contentment.
Then he stood up and left the spot, revealing the big-mouthed bat underneath.
The wings drooped beside him, and the open mouth was filled with... indescribable.
In particular, the fangs used by the big-mouthed bat to suck blood are also pierced through these... it is difficult to describe.
Blood cannot be sucked out, and what can be sucked out is definitely not blood.
——The light of the fangs gradually dimmed, and the Big-mouthed Bat's eyes began to turn white, and finally were completely filled with white, and he lost consciousness.
"..." He was stunned as he continued to explain from beginning to end.
"Pai Daxing's... Taishan pressed down on the top, leaving... some... um... that's... yes, yes! Some of Taishan's gravel was left in the big-mouthed bat's mouth, and the big-mouthed bat was successfully... Contained, Big Mouth Bat lost consciousness, and the winner is--Patrick!!!"
The commentary is really very artistic.
"Lin Li, you can hug me now!" Pai Daxing did not forget Lin Li's request and ran over naked.
Lin Li, who had won the victory, was looking up at the sky.
"I should have gone to The Adventures of Jackie Chan," he said.
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(End of chapter)
