"That guy is probably doing radio gymnastics happily now, flexing his muscles, waiting to rule the world." The stand-in gave up on himself, throwing away the broken pieces on the ground, and his tone was a bit dead.
"So, the Holy Lord has always been in a statue state before. No wonder I have never met him and thought he knew how to be patient." Lin Li whispered to himself after hearing this.
But does Lin Li regret killing Jiu Yu now? No, Lin Li had even considered this possibility early, but he would always have to face it.
"I'm so bored! Those two stupid rabbits are so damned! What little hope I had for myself was completely lost.
I wonder if the monkey that turns into your Lin Yangyang can kill them and help me take revenge. "
The substitute crushed the stone in his hand.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, took out his communicator, and reminded Pleasant Goat.
"Are you talking about Lin Yangyang who said 'I'm stupid*' out of nowhere when he first came up? We have already beaten him up and arrested him." Pleasant Yang said.
"That's bad, why does this monkey believe everything I say?" The substitute opposite him slapped his head, as if he was very regretful.
Lin Li: "..."
Don't worry anymore.
Then he asked: "Are you designing the Holy Lord? You, a pure bad guy, cannot be for my body. You can only live for yourself, so - you want the Tiger Talisman to take effect permanently on you. ?”
"It's easy to talk to yourself. I can't sit still and wait for death, right? Don't worry about whether it's bad or not. It would be the same for you." The substitute looked sideways at Lin Li, "But now that the Holy Lord is alive, there is no point."
Before Lin Li could ask any more questions, the substitute just looked at each other and continued to speak:
"If you still act like a bastard Riddler, your life will be lost. Today I will act as your "information inquiry machine." "
The stand-in sighed, stood up, spread out his hands, and began to elaborate:
"Different from "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", in this world's Holy Lord, the reason why the twelve talismans separated from the body was not because of any accidents, but because the Holy Lord took the initiative to give them these creatures after making a deal with them. of.
For spells without a zodiac carrier, after the Holy Lord comes to life, he can recover the energy by touching it.
But after the deal is concluded, even with the zodiac ability of the carrier, the Holy Lord can take it back on his own and no longer needs to touch it, so once it comes to the Year of the Sheep, as long as he has a thought, the power of the Tiger Talisman will return to him. On the body.
You also know that the tiger talisman exists to balance the other eleven talismans and is extremely important. Therefore, the Holy Lord cannot leave it by my side forever. No matter how well-behaved and obedient I am in front of him, I will still die.
If I want to live, I can only try to keep the Tiger Talisman by my side completely without him realizing it. "
When the substitute said this, he glanced at Lin Li one more time.
Lin Li, who was always observing the substitute, naturally discovered this. Lin Li, who was very aware of his own micro-expressions, immediately narrowed his eyes slightly - he was afraid that the substitute was hiding some secrets that he had not told himself.
"Where is Shanmian's substitute? Where is he?" Lin Li asked.
"Is it difficult to deal with a person who has become a saint?" Faced with this question, the substitute spread his hands casually, as if it was not important at all.
"You don't even know how hypocritical you or I are, a loser bound by a sense of justice and emotions. You don't even need to take action to deal with him. You only need to take the lives of other creatures casually, and he will be imprisoned. You think it's ridiculous. Not ridiculous."
The stand-in did not hide the ridicule in his tone, and he obviously disliked the other stand-in.
Extreme kindness imprisoned himself.
"It's really ridiculous that I shut myself up." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
"But after using the Tiger Talisman, how come my consciousness still exists?" Lin Li asked.
"I really envy you, Lin Li," the substitute said, pausing word by word: "You have no idea what kind of person you are. If a mere tiger charm can destroy or split your consciousness, then It’s really the most ridiculous thing in the world.”
"What kind of person am I?" Lin Li asked.
"You are Lin Li!"
The stand-in smiled and said, "I really like the extreme point of view of the "One Piece" audience. Damn the grassroots counterattack and rise to become the Pirate King. I am not an ordinary person with rubber fruit abilities. Lin Li, I have what I have. Human Fruit·Phantom Beast Nier Form!”
"Is it because of my inferior god status?"
"Inferior gods are nothing but rubbish. They are nothing more than rubbish. I am still a superior god." The substitute said absently, playing with his fingers.
"So what background identity do I have? You, the substitute, seem to know more than me, the real person." Lin Li frowned. He naturally understood what the substitute mentioned about One Piece and what identity he seemed to have.
The substitute said so, and Ke Mi also said so, but he was the only one who knew nothing.
"You are a Young Pioneer." The substitute smiled strangely.
"If you want to put it like that, I have been a member of the Communist Youth League for ten years." Lin Li expressed calmness about 'his' recklessness.
You have to endure the shamelessness you have committed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The substitute cupped his hands and said with a smile:
"My dear Lin Yangyang, in fact, you can see that I don't really want to be your enemy. The only useless efforts I make are aimed at the Holy Lord. As for you, I never had any hope of killing you, so how about we keep our peace and let me enjoy the rest of my life?"
"Now you know how to say nice things? I can't tell. Besides, it's you who have been actively provoking me." Lin Li just sneered at this.
"You can see it." The substitute shook his head, "You have known for a long time that I am just saying harsh words, but if I use all my strength to disgust you, of course I will lose and I will definitely die, but you will also be beaten by me. Disgusting.
You have to be confident that only the evil side of Lin Li is left. Although he has no props, he is not a pure waste after mastering the seven spells. "
"So what if you can see it? From my understanding, you just don't want to push me into a hurry and end your consciousness early. And no matter what, I hope that the "professional stand-in" can be used again than you. From my side, I have no possibility of negotiation with you.
I won't use "Potato" for you, or try other items. Lin Li shook his head and blocked the possible follow-up of the substitute.
"I know I can't change my opinion. I'm just saying it so that we can both understand each other." Regarding Lin Li's rejection, the substitute accepted it calmly without any emotional fluctuations, as if he had expected it.
"Do you have any questions? I can help you answer them." the substitute asked very kindly.
"Where's the dog? Where's the dog that represents immortality? Why have I never seen him before?"
"There is no dog," the substitute shook his head, "The Holy Master is very stable and unwilling to separate the ability of immortality, but chooses to keep it in the body to ensure that he will become the final winner.
After all, for the Holy Lord, it would be very troublesome if the body died.
I'm so annoyed. If the Holy Lord could die, I would have been a kid a long time ago. Holy Lord? After death, I, Lin Li, am the real master! "
"What is the detailed content of the transaction? If the rat never dies, then the Holy Lord will never be resurrected?"
"According to their descriptions during the relationship, the five zodiac signs summoned the Holy Lord with blood and magic circles, made a deal, and obtained his spell ability. They can take revenge on the other seven zodiac signs. But after the revenge is completed, the five zodiac signs will Will "accept" the Holy Lord and let him enter this world.
Among them, if they die early, they will be "accepted" in advance.
This "acceptance" can be regarded as a kind of recognition from Heaven. These aboriginal people allowed him to come to this world, and the Holy Lord has the ticket to rule here "reasonably". He will not be in the dark. Exclude him.
In addition, a warm reminder, this "Heavenly Way" is also a copy of the classic divine existence, and the booklet recording the method of summoning the Holy Lord can also be regarded as what they obtained from God. "
"Have you met Him?" Lin Li asked immediately.
Otherwise, there is no reason to seem to know a lot of information that you don’t know.
"Yes, but don't ask, I won't tell." The substitute readily admitted, but shook his head.
"Reasonable." Lin Li was not agitated, ignored God, and asked calmly: "They came from the future, right? How did they come? From Jiu Yu's confession, it seems that they didn't use the rabbit charm?"
"Do you still remember the plot of "The Year of the Sheep"?" the substitute asked, and continued without waiting for Lin Li's answer:
“In this theatrical version, the protagonists return to ancient times through a time camera and unfold the story.
The zodiac signs know that there will be no more stories of their own in the coming years. At the beginning of the Year of the Sheep, the God of this world took the initiative to come to them and tell them the news.
So jealousy and unwillingness began to burn fiercely in their minds. It was no longer satisfactory to just destroy the seven zodiac signs. They also wanted to destroy the past and all the zodiac stories, so they designed to take away the seven zodiac signs in the Year of the Sheep. Time camera, and through it, returned to the Year of the Ox and summoned the Holy Lord.
But you don’t have to worry about using the time camera again, because after it is used, it is damaged, and it also brings sequelae. Not only you and I will jump in time and space, but so will they. "
At this point, the substitute seemed to find it funny and continued:
"The reason why the time camera was damaged is probably because you, Lin Li, came to this world. With you and the system here, how can time be allowed to be played with at will?"
"I see, that's why the dungeon says this is "a journey of memories"? It is a memory for me, and it is also a memory for all the zodiac signs. Lin Li nodded.
When the time comes, the pineapple war treasure will automatically disintegrate.
Facing Lin Li's wary look at him, the substitute didn't have any trouble. He stood up and waved his hand: "I won't play anymore. I said, I won't stop you or help you anymore. I'm going to enjoy it." The last life is here, Lin Yangyang, Lin Yangyang, you should have thought about it many times, what would you do if your life was only the last short period of time? Guess what I would do? "
"Hand punch." Lin Li replied.
When the substitute heard this, he couldn't walk steadily and fell directly to the ground. He turned his head angrily: "You fart! We are not so vulgar!"
"I said I wanted to drink hand-brewed coffee." Lin Li defended forcefully. After scratching his head, he still couldn't help but ask, "You really don't want to brew it?"
"Haha, get lost, I'm going to the dock to order some French fries. Farewell. I won't serve you or the Holy Lord anymore. I wish you a happy confrontation. Baby Bird, Quan Zhi, go find Quan Hou and return to Earth." The substitute He pinched himself a pair of wings, and then disappeared in front of Lin Li at an extremely fast speed.
After reconfirming the safety of Pleasant Goat and digesting the information in the conversation, Lin Li held the steel rod and Patrick held his mouth, side by side, and slowly walked into the Balsam Pear base.
Dozens of minutes later, the Balsam Pear base collapsed, and the melons were everywhere.
Big Big Wolf: "Lin Yangyang, have you forgotten that I'm still up there!!"
…
After the lunar crisis was resolved violently, Lin Li and others returned to Yangcun by taking the Balsam Battleship.
Patrick was very calm this time, because the bitter melon was too bitter and he really didn't like to eat it.
"So, Lin Yangyang, do you mean that our opponents are our zodiac friends and an alien monster named the Holy Lord?"
On the way, after Lin Li, Pleasant Goat and others explained the situation, Pleasant Goat asked.
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
"But why do you choose revenge? You can obviously discuss it with us, there will always be stories..." Pleasant Goat was a little disappointed when he heard this, "There is no need to become like this."
But because the box office is not enough, there will be no more stories after all.
Many children who were waiting for "Happy Gray" to publish their own zodiac stories can no longer wait.
But Lin Li didn't say anything more. Instead, he looked at his system panel. The main task (2/3) had been completed while chatting with the avatar.
[You have completed the main mission (2/3), and you have obtained [Mysterious Gift 2]*1. 】
[Main mission (3/3): Prevent the Holy Lord from ruling the world]
[Task Tip: Reverse]
[Task reward: [Mysterious Gift 3]*1]
[Mysterious Gift 3: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.
"Monkey": It can be used once every three days. It can transform into any animal. The maximum duration is six hours. When transforming into an animal, its ability value is limited to the average value of the animal.
"Chicken": It can be used once every three days. It can master the power of levitation. The maximum duration is three hours, allowing it to change the gravity of people and objects around it.
"Dog": It can be used once every three days. You cannot die during this period. The upper limit of the duration is half an hour, but the pain remains unchanged.
"Pig": Can be used once every three days, masters the electric eye, has unlimited attack range, and the attack power will not decrease as the distance increases, and the upper limit of the duration is three hours. 】
Different from the previous [Mysterious Gift], this time the reward directly displays the content.
Naturally, it is because the conditions for opening it have been met.
Lin Li looked at the rewards from the two previous missions.
[Mysterious Gift 1: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.
"Rat": It can be used once in three days to give vitality and life to inorganic dead objects and make them obey your orders. The upper limit of the duration is half an hour.
"Ox": It can be used once every three days. During this period, the strength becomes 1000% of the original, and a large amount of muscles can be grown. The upper limit of the duration is three hours.
"Tiger": It can be used once every three days. It divides the existence of non-godlike living creatures into two kinds of consciousness, good and evil. If the living creature's original consciousness resists, the upper limit of the duration is one to five minutes. If the living creature's original consciousness does not resist, the upper limit is It lasts six hours and can be used to find the missing parts of broken objects.
"Rabbit": It can be used once every three days. During this period, the speed becomes 1000% of the original value. The upper limit of the duration is half an hour. 】
[Mysterious Gift 2: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.
"Dragon": It can be used once every three days. It can master the power of extremely powerful pyrotechnics. The maximum duration is three hours and can only be emitted through the palm of the hand.
"Snake": Can be used once every three days. Master the power of invisibility. It can make yourself and a small area of people around you invisible simultaneously. The duration is capped at six hours. It cannot hide the sense of heat or physical existence.
"Horse": It can be used once every three days. The palm of your hand has the power of healing and can heal injuries caused by external forces. The treatment time depends on the severity of the injury. Any external injury can be healed in half an hour, and the upper limit of the duration is one hour.
"Sheep": It can be used once every three days. It can leave the body, enter a dream, or occupy a soulless body. The upper limit of the duration is twelve hours. 】
"It turns out that I didn't choose three out of four abilities as I thought, but chose three out of twelve abilities."
"Fuck, I want it all, why do I have to make a choice as an adult?"
Lin Li's difficulty in choosing came out.
The abilities of the twelve talismans are not weak. Although the embodied abilities are weakened compared with the original talismans, from the panel, they are still very useful.
"Keep it for now. When you need a certain ability, activate it again. This is the most appropriate choice. The choice seems to be meaningless now." Lin Li came to the conclusion.
The top priority now is to deal with the Holy Lord.
Lin Li frowned slightly.
The most troublesome problem is that the Holy Lord will not die.
He now contains the dog talisman in his body, and the substitute also said that as long as he wants, he can immediately take back the power of the twelve talismans. In other words, in this copy, what he has to deal with is a person with full status and all the talismans. Holy Lord.
In "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the Holy Lord is actually suffering from depression for a long time. That's because Jackie Chan has a father to help him.
Dad knows everything. Holy Lord finally collected twelve talismans. Dad took a blowfish and extracted all the talisman abilities. Jackie Chan has an invincible BUFF in the Furniture City. In this case, how does Holy Lord play?
But I don’t have a dad, I don’t have Jackie Chan, and I don’t have a furniture store.
"Even in the original work, the Holy Lord was at his worst when he only had his soul left and did not really die.
I'm afraid that's what completing the instance tells me, in addition to the option to kill, why expulsion counts as completion. "
"But now I don't know how to drive away the Holy Lord."
"Reverse? What does reverse mean?" Lin Li's interpretation of the task completion prompt was not very successful.
"Oh my god, is that huge creature the Holy Lord you are talking about, Lin Yangyang? This is too big!" Pleasant Yang suddenly spoke, attracting Lin Li's attention.
The battleship has already flown to the earth, and the scenery on the horizon has changed to the sky of green grassland, and it is on the way to land at high speed.
Lin Li came to the window where Pleasant Goat was lying.
At the entrance to the Qingqing Grassland, the Holy Lord easily twisted the iron gate to his own will. He raised his head and looked right at himself with his bright red eyes.
"little things."
Lin Li couldn't defeat the Holy Lord in his prime.
(End of chapter)
