"Today's battle! Well done! Well done!"
In the military camp, as the great heroes who led the White Bull Kingdom to victory in this battle, Lin Li and others participated in the commendation ceremony held by the king for them. At this moment, the king of the White Bull Kingdom was full of praise for them, free of charge. Kind words don’t cost money.
In "Bullshit", the portrayal of these aspects is very childish, which makes these kings in this dungeon have such childish characters.
"Pleasant Goat! Beautiful Goat! Boiling Goat! Lazy Goat! Lin Sheep! You have meritorious service in battle -" the king took the lead in applauding and awarded medals to everyone, "Now you have been promoted to colonel!"
The White Bull soldiers in the audience saluted immediately!
"King, I think my military exploits are not enough to be a colonel." The humble Lazy Yangyang stepped forward and said, "So, can you let me be the leader of the cooking squad?"
"Then I'm afraid the soldiers will starve to death on the front line." The king felt a little ashamed when he heard this.
"How is it possible? If the soldiers have something to eat, I have something to eat! They won't starve to death if they starve to death!" Lazy Yangyang felt that he was not trusted and said unhappily, "Oh, I seem to be saying the opposite. Even if they starve to death, I won’t starve them to death."
"You didn't say anything against me, Lazy Yangyang, don't make trouble." Fei Yangyang grabbed Lazy Yangyang's neck and pulled him back.
As the only young sheep in Yangcun, he was used to being carried by Boiling Yangyang. Lazy Yangyang spread his hands helplessly, helpless.
"Your Majesty, we are here this time to cure the snail's disease." Pleasant Goat brought the topic back on track.
"I know, I know. As long as you follow me and eliminate those bad guys in the Black Cow Kingdom, the snail's disease will naturally be cured." The king said with a shake of his head.
"But, Your Majesty, is the snail's disease really caused by people from the Black Cow Kingdom?" Pleasant Goat did not have the confidence of the other party.
From Dongdongqiang's description, there is actually no difference between the two peoples except their color.
"It's true, my news is always accurate!" The king was very confident about this.
Lin Li rolled his eyes. All the news about the king came from a military advisor who looked like a squid, and this military advisor was threatened by Peng Chacha and deliberately instigated a war between the two sides.
"Buzz buzz-"
Outside the house, at this time, the sound of aircraft wings was heard.
"Ring, ring, ring -" The soldier in charge looked at the black plane above his head and immediately sounded the alarm.
Outside, Big Big Wolf drove the bomber and opened the bomb release port under the plane. Then a large number of yellow soft jelly began to emerge from the cabin and began to fall freely.
"Boom boom boom."
The soldiers of the White Ox Kingdom below would fall into a coma if they were hit by this yellow jelly. Just by looking at them, a large piece fell down.
"Report to your Majesty, we are under attack!"
When Pleasant Goat and others came to the door, they saw jelly rain all over the sky and a large number of soldiers unconscious on the ground.
"What kind of plane are you doing? You are unethical and third-rate. If you have the guts, just come down and play guessing games!" The king looked at the plane in the sky, incompetent and furious.
Big Big Wolf only responded to him with jelly bombs.
"Colonel Pleasant Goat, please think of a way!" The king looked at Pleasant Goat for help.
"There is a way, but it requires the help of the village chief." Pleasant Goat nodded and took out the communication equipment with the outside world from his arms.
Lin Li knew what this method was, which was to make Nuan Yangyang sneeze and use the 'strong wind' brought by the sneeze to shoot down all the planes.
"Village Chief, Village Chief, I am Pleasant Goat! Village Chief, Village Chief, I am Pleasant Goat!" Pleasant Goat called out to the communication device in his hand.
"..."
"Village Chief? Village Chief? Can you hear me?" There was no immediate response. Pleasant Goat was a little confused, but continued to call.
"..."
"The village chief won't have diarrhea in the toilet again, right?" Feiyangyang looked for an explanation.
Despite Pleasant Goat's continuous calls, there was still no response. Lin Li, who was originally uninterested and planned to follow the plot and never take the initiative, became serious.
His eyes quickly lost focus and he switched his consciousness to the stand-in who stayed at Lin Yangyang's house.
"It's broken. I've been staring at the inside. The abnormality may come from the outside world!" Lin Li randomly pulled out some cloth at home and covered the facial features of the avatar in normal human form, only revealing the eyes. Then he immediately condensed his wings and used the wind wings. With the blessing of Zhiyuan, he headed to the laboratory at full speed.
With all his strength, Lin Li quickly arrived at his destination. The door to the laboratory was ajar. He tiptoed closer and slowly pressed his face against it.
A pair of eyes.
Lin Li saw the broken glasses and a pair of closed old eyes beneath them.
"Why are you being so cheeky again?" Lin Li complained inwardly as he looked at Manchu Yangyang collapsed at the door of the laboratory.
If his psychological construction hadn't been strong enough, Gao Lu would have screamed.
Outside the door, I reached out and probed Slow Sheep's nose. She was still breathing. It seemed that she was just unconscious.
"Hello? Is there anyone there? Can you hear me?" Pleasant Goat's voice through the communication equipment still echoed in the laboratory.
Lin Li looked past Slow Sheep and towards the inside of the laboratory.
"Have you encountered any problems?" At this time, a huge body walked to the side of the communicator, picked up the communicator, and asked with a smiling voice.
It's a warm sheep.
"Nuan Yangyang, why are you? Where is the village chief?" Pleasant Yangyang was a little surprised when he heard Nuan Yangyang's voice.
"The village chief has diarrhea." Nuan Yangyang said.
The village chief was unconscious at the door behind her.
"There are many enemy planes over Snail! Nuanyangyang, please use external interference to shoot them down!" Pleasant Goat heard this and did not ask any more questions, but told the dilemma at this time.
"Pleasant Goat." Nuan Yangyang could not deny Pleasant Goat's statement, but asked another question: "Is the purpose of our trip to prevent the recurrence of the great plague a hundred years ago?"
"Yes, why do you ask this suddenly? What's wrong?"
"Then...since we are very sure that the source of the great plague is this snail..." Nuan Yangyang's mouth curved up, she tilted her head slightly and said softly:
"If we just kill this snail completely, won't we permanently prevent the outbreak of the plague?
How simple is that? Otherwise, who knows whether a third great plague will occur in a hundred years? hehe. "
"What are you talking about? The voice is a bit soft, I can't hear clearly." Pleasant Goat asked.
"I said," Nuan Yangyang said a little louder, still half-smiling: "I will solve this problem."
She turned off the communicator, took out a tube of green injection, and gradually approached the snail with a sinister smile.
If nothing else happens, the snail will die if this injection is administered.
"Hey, the painting style has become too sudden!" A sigh came from behind Nuan Yangyang.
Nuan Yangyang's pupils shrank when she heard this. She immediately turned her head and saw a strange figure who had stepped over Slow Yangyang into the laboratory and was now staring at her.
"Who are you?" Nuan Yangyang looked at Lin Li with dangerous eyes.
"I also want to ask you this question." While answering, Lin Li had already taken out the steel rod from his waist and slowly stepped forward.
Seeing this, Nuan Yangyang's eyes flashed with panic. She turned her head left and right. After finding that there was no convenient weapon, she felt determined and instead threw the injection in her hand towards Lin Li.
"too slow."
Lin Li waved his hand, and the steel rod made a crisp sound in the air. The injection was shattered to the ground, interacting with the ground, and a little white smoke came out.
Lin Li used the steel rod as a spear and stabbed Nuanyangyang.
The steel rod penetrated Nuan Yangyang's shoulder blade, and blood gurgled out from the wound.
As for why there was no fatal blow, Lin Li certainly missed it on purpose.
"Uh-huh." Nuan Yangyang covered the wound with a painful expression.
Lin Li frowned slightly. Nuan Yangyang's strength was much weaker than he thought, and it was almost effortless to deal with it, which actually surprised him.
There must be a demon in the sun.
Nuan Yangyang took out a bandage from her pocket and simply bandaged the wound. The blood stopped immediately. Her eyes looked at Lin Li with a bit of hatred.
"Who are you! Why are you attacking me!" Nuan Yangyang roared unwillingly.
Lin Li slowly stepped forward, looked down at Nuanyangyang, and frowned: "Nuanyangyang, why did your personality change so much? What happened in less than a day?"
Nuan Yangyang clenched his fist and struck out. Lin Li directly clamped the opponent's fist with one hand. She was really too weak. So weak that Lin Li was sure that she was not the big boss behind the scenes that he really had to worry about.
Without a weapon, Lin Li turned the knife into a knife with his hands, causing Nuan Yangyang to suffer so much pain that Lin Li was afraid that he would accidentally kill her.
Nuan Yangyang began to curse.
"So why did you kill the snail?" Lin Li didn't care about the trash talk at all, picked up his steel rod and asked.
"I will remember you." Nuan Yangyang looked at Lin Li with a painful expression and said.
"Huh? Where are the people?"
Something Lin Li didn't expect happened. In just a split second, the moment her voice fell, Nuan Yangyang had already disappeared!
"Disappeared?" Lin Li rubbed his eyes, but the scene in front of him remained unchanged. The only person in the laboratory was the unconscious Slow Sheep.
"laugh--"
Suddenly there was a slight tingling sensation on his left back. Lin Li reached out and grabbed a needle. All the liquid inside had been squeezed out.
"Sneak attack? This is a bit disrespectful of martial ethics." Lin Li started to act like crazy. He slowly covered his forehead and fell to the ground after shaking a few times.
At this time, Nuan Yangyang's feet slowly appeared in front of him - changing from opaque to solid.
"I don't want to kill you, but you asked for it." Nuan Yangyang looked down at Lin Li and said indifferently.
But what she didn't expect was that Lin Li suddenly rose up, swept the steel rod, and slammed into Nuanyangyang's calf, causing his body to lose balance and half-kneeling in front of Lin Li.
Lin Li stood up and said with a smile: "Don't be sorry, you can't kill me."
The injection was indeed filled with poison, but as luck would have it, even the substitute had the resistance to the poison, so even if he was injected with a full tube, it would not be fatal.
The reason why Lin Li was unconscious was intentional.
"The ability you just showed is that you can become invisible? Or is it some other ability? Who are you?" Lin Li asked after grabbing Nuan Yangyang's horns.
Nuanyangyang can only have a crow's mouth, and invisibility is not an ability she can master.
"I am your grandfather." Nuan Yangyang said.
"..."
"...It's a bit too unqualified. I'm going to get angry if you do this!" Lin Li's mouth twitched. Isn't this the type of line he should say?
Then Lin Li narrowed his eyes slightly and saw a faint white light shrouding Nuan Yangyang's body. The next second, Lin Li's hand was empty - both the horns and Nuan Yangyang were gone.
"Click." Only Nuan Yangyang's love backpack fell from mid-air to the ground.
"It's not invisible, it's complete disappearance?" The previous inference seemed to be wrong, because no matter how Lin Li waved the air in front of him, there was no obstacle.
Use a steel rod to summon a watermelon juice ball, and then make it explode without the color attached to any 'air'.
Unable to find this 'abnormality' for the time being, Lin Li first picked up the love backpack, opened it and took a look. There were only tissues and a small mirror in the bulging bag, and nothing special.
Lin Li remembered that Pleasant Goat and others in the snail world were still being bombed by Big Wolf, so he blew a big mouthful of air at the snail, and then helped the village chief:
"Village Chief! Village Chief! Wake up!"
"Ouch~~" As Lin Li was shaking, Man Yangyang slowly woke up and looked at Lin Li with squinted eyes: "What happened?"
"...Village Chief, I think this is the question I should ask you." Lin Li said, "Why are you unconscious at the door?"
"I seem to have seen Ruanmian..." Manyangyang said slowly.
"Soft?" Lin Li was extremely sensitive now and asked immediately.
"I miss that feeling of having stars in my eyes, but this time, the fist came from behind. I didn't see clearly who it was..." Man Yangyang said.
"...This has nothing to do with being soft, right! Village chief, you miss this feeling. Are you an M?" After sorting out the needed information, Lin Li said helplessly.
"Wait a minute, who are you?" Manyangyang belatedly realized that the guy in front of him was wearing a veil, with only a pair of eyes exposed, and his head was so small. He didn't look like a good person at first glance, so he asked road.
"My affairs are not very important now. Village chief, do you remember Nuan Yangyang? What did she just do? Has she ever left here?" Lin Li asked.
"Nuanyangyang? Apart from going to the toilet, you haven't done anything. You have been here with me." Mananyangyang recalled it and said.
"Toilet? Village chief, you stay here too, don't do anything, don't move anything, stay vigilant, and be careful if someone wants to come in." After hearing this, Lin Li immediately left the laboratory and closed the door. He closed it tightly and ran to the toilet equipped in the laboratory.
On the way to the toilet, Lin Li saw Nuanyangyang unconscious in the middle of the road.
"Nuan Yang Yang! Nuan Yang Yang!" Her body was still rising and falling, which proved that she was still breathing. Lin Li immediately stepped forward to push her body and wake her up.
"Um...what's wrong?" Nuan Yangyang opened his eyes drowsily and asked in confusion.
"Nuan Yangyang, have you been attacked?" Lin Li got straight to the point.
"Attack?" Nuan Yangyang heard the words, rubbed the big bump on his head, and took a breath: "Hiss - it hurts, it seems. I just walked on the road, and I felt a pain in my head. Passed out!"
Lin Li checked the wound on his head, then checked the shoulder blades and calves of the warm sheep, and then continued to ask: "Do you have any clues about that person?"
"No, I didn't even see his shadow." Nuan Yangyang shook his head, "Wait, who are you?"
"Wait a minute, I remembered something very important!" Nuan Yangyang stood up immediately.
"What?" Lin Li looked at her expectantly.
"I haven't used the toilet yet!"
"...Go." Lin Li lost all expectations and returned the love packet to Nuan Yangyang.
"Thank you!" Nuan Yangyang was so anxious that she didn't forget to be polite and trotted towards the toilet.
Lin Li nodded.
Neither Nuan Yangyang nor Lin Li noticed that the contents of the love packet seemed to be squirming after it was handed over to Nuan Yangyang.
(End of chapter)
