After all, there is still a world with problems.
Expulsion or annihilation? There seem to be two options this time. Don't you need to kill the opponent completely? Lin Li frowned slightly as he watched the copy complete its task.
When my eyes turned to the main mission (1/3) and I finished reading, I had to go on this trip inside the snail's body.
Since the task is here, it means that if I don't interfere, the ending of "Bullshit" will definitely change.
As for the reward for this mission, it seems a bit weird. It can only be opened after he understands the anomaly. Judging from the reward serial number 1, Lin Li reasonably suspects that the rewards for the following main tasks 2 and 3 may also be mysterious. Rites 2 and 3.
then.
"The Three Musketeers of the Prairie, they are clearly the Four Musketeers!" Lin Li stood firmly in front of Pleasant Goat and the others with a handsome face, as if he had joined the Three Musketeers of Jelly, and said sonorously and forcefully.
"Eh? No, no, no!" Seeing this, Lazy Yangyang looked slightly condensed and waved his hand heavily, "The number three sounds so good. Four is a homophonic sound. It doesn't sound good or bad. It can't be changed. It can only be the Three Musketeers."
"Lazy Yangyang, there's no need to worry about me, I'm not afraid of danger." Lin Li's eyes were firm and he politely thanked Lazy Yangyang. He was worthy of being his good friend who was willing to share half a potato chip.
"No, my idea is to quit the Three Musketeers of the Grassland and let Lin Yangyang join! This is still a good three, isn't it perfect! It's settled!"
Lazy Yangyang high-fived him with his fists. After getting the 'perfect' solution, he took two steps back and looked at the 'Three Musketeers of the New Grassland' with tears in his eyes and sincere eyes:
"Three Musketeers! I wish you a safe journey and a safe return! I'm waiting for you here!"
The Three Musketeers of the New Grassland, including Lin Li, fell silent at the same time.
So a certain black sheep began to enforce the law violently.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting! Feiyangyang, I'm going, I'm going! No more fighting! If you hit me again, I will fall out! I turned over! I really turned over! I really turned over! I really turned over! Really wow-"
In this situation, neither Pleasant Goat nor Lin Li tried to dissuade him.
Some sheep don't have roof tiles on their roofs for three days.
"Can I go too?" After Lazy Yangyang put on his equipment in tears, Nuan Yangyang also raised his hand.
"No, Nuan Yangyang, we are all gone. What will happen to the village chief and Yangcun? Someone must guard here. This task needs to be handed over to you!" Pleasant Yang explained seriously.
"Okay." Nuan Yangyang also thought it was reasonable and nodded.
After the division of labor was clear, Lin Li and the other five picked up the miniature potions and injection devices and began to inject the potions into their bodies.
Lin Li was the last one. Without others noticing, he quietly took a few more tubes of miniature potions and stored them in the space behind him.
It's a good thing to get more of this kind of thing that is considered a prop. Anyway, if you put it in the space behind you, you can always use it.
"There are two black holes! How scary!" After injecting the potion, the five people were floating in the air, and Lazy Sheep suddenly shouted in panic.
There seems to be a dark forest in the black hole.
"Rational analysis, is there a possibility that those are Nuan Yangyang's nostrils." After taking another look, Lin Li squinted at Lazy Yangyang.
"Oh, it seems so." Lazy Yangyang scratched his cheek in embarrassment.
"Okay, without further ado, let's quickly enter the body of the snail!" As the leader of the team, looking at the colorful passage leading to the body of the snail, Pleasant Goat took the lead in flying over. During the flight, his body was still constantly changing. Zoomed out, Lin Li followed closely behind.
In the end, the five people turned into the size of microorganisms and fell to the ground in the small world inside the snail's body.
The pink-yellow sky and the endless pink land appeared in front of Lin Li, creating a dreamy atmosphere.
"Which way to go?" Lin Li stood up and looked around, but didn't know where to start.
In the movie, because it involves the dual perspectives of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, many plots are skipped, and details are not paid much attention to. Therefore, even if Lin Li has a God's perspective, he doesn't know how to proceed now.
Worried that the plot would be introduced into an unfamiliar area, he did not dare to act rashly.
"Let's walk along the path here first and see where it leads. I wonder if there are any living creatures here." Pleasant Goat touched his chin and thought for a while before coming to a conclusion.
Lin Li nodded.
"I'm so exhausted, I can't walk anymore!" After the group of people walked aimlessly for a while, Lazy Sheep rolled on the ground.
"Stop messing around! We have to hurry up and leave! Hurry up, hurry up..." Boiling Yangyang rolled his eyes.
"Nasty Boiling Yangyang." Lazy Yangyang made a face and stood up helplessly.
"Come on, Lazy Goat." Pleasant Goat also consoled him.
"Wait a minute, why is the Fei Yangyang missing? Weren't you still talking just now?" After comforting the Pleasant Goat, the hair on his head stood up. He was shocked to find that the Fei Yang Yang who had just walked in front was missing!
"Although I hate you, Feiyang Yang, I will still burn more paper money for you." Hearing this, Lazy Yangyang took out a black and white photo of Fei Yangyang from behind and wiped it sadly.
Lin Li laughed. He remembered an episode in which Lazy Sheep took out black and white photos very quickly and skillfully after Pleasant Goat was caught.
He is worthy of being the lazy king.
"It's a bit too early to mourn. Fei Yangyang just fell into the pit." Lin Li gently knocked Lazy Yangyang on the head and pulled Fei Yangyang up after falling into the pit.
"Boiling Yangyang, why didn't you say a word when you fell? You just wanted to show off your strength in front of Beautiful Yangyang, so you shouldn't do this." Lin Li said in a low voice.
"...My head was just buried in the soil." The corner of Feiyangyang's mouth twitched, "Do you think I don't want to scream? I can't scream!"
"Oh." Lin Li suddenly realized.
"Boiling Yangyang, please be careful. Why are you stupider than Lazy Yangyang?" Meiyangyang said dissatisfied.
"That's right, Feiyangyang, be careful, why are you the same as Meiyangyang." Hearing Meiyangyang's words, Lazy Yangyang curled his lips.
"Who are you talking about?" Beautiful Yangyang looked at Lazy Yangyang.
"I don't know who I'm talking about. Maybe I'm talking nonsense?" Lazy Yangyang stuck out his tongue and started to get angry.
Mr. Lazy always responds very quickly to Meiyangyang's attacks.
"Okay, okay, stop arguing!" Pleasant Goat came out and talked to Ni Ni.
"What! Why are you digging holes indiscriminately? The people here are so unethical!" Feiyangyang complained as he looked at the countless potholes in front of the road.
"As bad as Big Big Wolf." Lazy Sheep commented.
Lin Li, who still vaguely remembered the plot, knew that this was what Big Big Wolf dug up. He was also in the snail's body at the moment and should be caught in the Black Bull Army soon. And with his sweet words, he became the commander-in-chief.
There are three kinds of creatures in the snail world in "Bulls", black cows, white cows, and yellow cows. Among them, the black cow country and the white cow country are enemies of each other, and they think that the other is the culprit of the plague. In fact, hidden Behind the scenes, the scalpers who provoked conflicts between the two countries were the real source of the crisis.
"Ouch! Help! Help!" Just as Lin Li was recalling the plot, a voice calling for help came from the pothole in the distance.
When a group of people rushed over and rescued it, they saw a strange creature:
His face occupies most of his body, and he has three eyes. His ears and legs are black, there is a dark circle on his right eye, and the rest is white.
One of the protagonists in "Bullshit" - Dong Dong Qiang.
"Who are you?" Pleasant Goat asked.
"I am the warrior of the White Ox Kingdom!" Dong Dong Qiang replied.
"How brave are you? I'm super brave too!" Lin Li stretched out his hand to push the bridge of his nose and found that he didn't have glasses.
"Our king praised me, one person is worth a thousand ordinary White Bull soldiers!" Dongdongqiang said proudly.
"So awesome! That's great! Can you take us to the White Cow Country?" Pleasant Goat was a little surprised.
"No, no, we are busy fighting!" Dong Dong Qiang felt guilty after hearing this, and then ran away in a flash.
Lin Li silently counted three, two, and one in his heart.
"Help! Help!" Sure enough, within a few seconds, the loud cry for help rang out from not far away.
When everyone approached, an ordinary soldier from the White Bull Kingdom was beating Dong Dong Qiang.
Seeing this, the Boiling Sheep directly collided with the opponent and pushed the opponent away.
"Who!" The soldier frowned and looked at Lin Li and the others.
"Why are you bullying him!" Pleasant Goat stood in front of Dong Dong Qiang.
"Don't you know he is a deserter?" the soldier pointed at Dong Dong Qiang and said.
"Ah?" Pleasant Goat did not expect this situation and was stunned for a while: "He is a deserter? Didn't he just say that he is a warrior?"
"Who are you?" the soldier asked belatedly, "Come here, let's take them back together and send them to the army!"
At the soldier's order, a large number of soldiers gathered around.
Lin Li didn't resist. So far, he hadn't noticed anything unusual and didn't plan to act rashly.
"I'm sorry for causing trouble for you." Dongdongqiang said apologetically to Pleasant Goat and the others on the way to the White Bull Kingdom.
"I can't blame you. My name is Pleasant Goat, and they are my friends. What about you? What's your name?" Pleasant Goat said.
"My name is Dong Dong Qiang."
"Why are your eye circles so special?" Pleasant Goat was a little confused.
"Because..." Dongdongqiang told the origin of his life experience.
His mother was a nurse from the Black Ox Country, and his father was a soldier from the White Ox Country. They met and fell in love during a war.
——The fighting method in this world is also very interesting. In addition to the conventional punching to the flesh and fighting to the death, there is also a way to use the tail to perform rock-paper-scissors. The winner will assimilate the loser into his teammate.
This kind of love between Dongdongqiang's parents was not allowed, so he had to hide in the mountains and old forests. However, his parents died in an accident. Dongdongqiang was eventually brought back to the White Bull Kingdom, but he suffered discrimination because of the dark circles under his eyes.
"Uuuuuuuuuu, don't be sad." Meiyangyang, who has strong empathy, began to sob after hearing this story.
"I understand, you must not stay up late, otherwise you will be discriminated against if you have dark circles under your eyes." Lazy Sheep Yang, who had no food and salt, also came to his own realization, and Lin Li was very pleased.
"So you are really a deserter? Didn't you say you are a warrior?" Boiling Yangyang is more concerned about this, "Why are you lying to us when you fight one against a thousand?"
"The King of the White Ox Country really said this!" Dong Dong Qiang seemed very confident at this time.
"Ah, you are so strong, why do you want to be a deserter!" Feiyangyang was puzzled.
Dong Dong Qiang lost his confidence and tilted his head with a guilty conscience.
The soldiers who were escorting several people to the side finally couldn't listen anymore: "What our king is saying is that this kid Dong Dong Qiang dragged back a team of a thousand people! Can this be considered one against a thousand? I really Unbearable!"
Boiling Yangyang: "..."
"Just tell me if it's worth a thousand..." Dongdongqiang said with some resentment after he was brought down.
"Feed the troops, take all the troops, and they are the advance troops. When fighting, stand in the front row!" Facing Lin Li and others, the king made such a judgment and threw the group into the barracks.
Although they were forced to join the army, there was actually no difference in treatment. The group was even assigned their own small tents. Lazy Yangyang was full of praise for the specialty jelly here.
Lin Li was looking for 'abnormalities', but to no avail.
The war came very quickly. In the afternoon of that day, an alarm was sounded in the White Bull Camp.
"It's a war! It's a war! Collect weapons and prepare to go to the battlefield!" Logistics soldiers who manage ordnance shuttled through the barracks to distribute weapons.
Boiling Yangyang, who has already put on special war glasses and clothes, has no fear of war. Instead, he is looking forward to it with joy: "War! There must be very powerful weapons! I want cannons! I want RPG!"
"Boiling Sheep, yours!" The logistics force came to him and handed him the weapon he was expecting.
"Okay! My weapon is-"
Fly swatter.
"..."
Boiling Yangyang: "It's okay not to fight this war."
"Are there any other weapons?" Feiyangyang said listlessly.
"Yes, do you want to change?" Pleasant Goat stepped forward at this time.
"You have to change, you have to change!" Feiyangyang nodded immediately.
"Num." Pleasant Goat took out the weapon he was assigned.
The mini version of the fly swatter is the same length as a finger, suitable for holding with the index finger and thumb.
"..."
"Forget it, let's not change it. Suddenly I feel that my weapon is actually quite good."
"I also have something else, do you want to change it?" Lin Li also stepped forward at this time.
"I don't want to change it. I can see that my fly swatter is actually the biggest, so I won't change it with you!" Feiyangyang learned the lesson and held his own fly swatter like a treasure and refused.
"I see, then my "Careless Superman's Careless Rocket Launcher" might be able to shoot rockets with nuclear bomb-level power, so just keep it for yourself. Lin Li took out the rocket launcher and put it on his shoulder, turned around and left without hesitation.
"..."
Boiling Sheep: "???"
"Pleasant Goat, what is Lin Yangyang carrying on his shoulders?" Fei Yangyang asked expressionlessly.
"Hmm...bazooka." Pleasant Goat replied honestly.
"Then why ours is a fly swatter!" Feiyangyang was envious.
"I asked, he brought it himself, not from Bainiu." Pleasant Goat spread his hands.
"I feel much better this way." Boiling Sheep nodded, but before he finished nodding, he realized again: "That's wrong! Why would a sheep carry a rocket launcher with him! Isn't this even weirder?!"
"There are sheep that carry hammocks with them." Pleasant Goat pointed numbly to the side of Boiling Goat.
The neatly dressed Lazy Sheep slept soundly between the two buildings. He used the assigned fly swatter to scratch his back.
"Lazy Yangyang, there's a war, don't sleep!" Feiling Yangyang shouted.
"Ready for dinner!?" Lazy Yangyang immediately became energetic.
It's time for dinner - Lazy Yangyang took one of Boiling Yangyang's fists.
…
On the battlefield, the two countries Black and White Niu confront each other.
On the side of the White Ox Country, there are Lin Li and other sheep standing at the front, while on the Black Ox Country side, there is a gray wolf with an orange patched hat on his head and a long and narrow scar on his face. ——Big Big Wolf.
Unlike the White Bull Army, the Black Bulls carried additional equipment-a thousand tanks that Big Wolf taught them to make.
But the way it is used is too simple - just for pushing.
I just recommend that the fort is just a decoration. After all, it is easy to injure soldiers when firing cannons, and it is easy to get red. It is not suitable for children who are older than the Chinese New Year to watch movies in the cinema.
"Attack the entire army! Meet the enemy!" The leading soldier began to beat the drum.
"I'm here to protect you!"
Hearing this, Lazy Yangyang's eyes were firm and he took a step back to protect everyone in front of him.
Boiling Goat and Pleasant Goat didn't bother to care about Lazy Goat at this time. They were used to his behavior, so they took the lead and rushed towards each other.
This kind of battle was not difficult for Lin Li, but if he faced this kind of opponent, he would have no problem killing him all by himself. But he didn't do anything. While keeping an eye on Sheepman and Big Big Wolf, he looked for him casually. A Black Bull Army opponent.
"How about rock, paper, scissors?" Lin Li invited a challenge.
I have played hundreds of rock-paper-scissors games with myself, and I consider myself a master.
"Okay!" The Black Bull soldier narrowed his eyes.
"rock-paper-scissors!"
Lin Li made stones, and the Black Bull soldiers made cloth.
Lin Li: "..."
"I won!" The Black Bull soldier was overjoyed and jumped up. A red light emitted from his glasses and scanned Lin Li.
Lin Li felt nothing.
After all, my structure is different from theirs.
"Why are you still white?" After the scan was completed, the other party looked at the white cotton wool on Lin Li's body and was a little puzzled.
"Tell me, is there a possibility that the one you just played slowly doesn't count, so I didn't lose in the judgment, so you can't assimilate me, and we have to try again." Lin Li said.
"It makes sense!" Hei Niu suddenly realized.
"Although you came out slowly, you were only a little bit slower. In my eyes, you really won. I don't think you took advantage of me. I am convinced, so I still beat the stone in this round, and you won." "Bu, can I let you win?" Lin Li was very persuasive.
"Although you look very strange, you are quite a nice person. Thank you, kind-hearted foreigner, that's it!" the Black Bull soldier beamed.
"Um!"
"rock-paper-scissors!"
Lin Li came out with scissors, and the Black Bull Soldier came out with paper.
Hei Niu looked at Lin Li's hands and then at his tail. When he felt the light from Lin Li's glasses shining on him, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Despicable foreigner..."
…
"bump--"
Suddenly firecrackers were set off in the sky, and Lin Li looked up. It was Pleasant Goat who fired them.
The firecrackers were tied with miniature potions, and in the 'rain' produced after the explosion, all the tanks became the size of the soles of feet.
The Black Bull Legion, which had lost its equipment advantage, was immediately counterattacked.
Lin Li watched all this with boredom. The reason why he did nothing was because he knew Pleasant Goat and the others had a solution.
Everything I see so far is no different from what I remember.
Has the abnormality that I have been struggling to guard against not appeared yet? Or is it already there but just well hidden?
Please give me a monthly ticket. Please give me a monthly ticket! ! ! ! !
(End of chapter)
