"Damn it, old friend?!" Lin Li was startled when he saw the message popping up on the system.
Lin Li directly checked the character introduction.
[Character: Pai Daxing]
[Version: "SpongeBob SquarePants"]
[Combat power: 1]
[Evaluation: Majin Buu has the final say whether the bottom of the sea is in chaos or not. 】
It's very concise, but it's enough. What's there to introduce to such a familiar character?
[You have successfully used the character "Pat Star" summoning card*1, and you have successfully summoned "Pat Star". 】
"The new partner is Patrick Star. Do you know him?" Lin Li looked at Tom, Jerry and Martin.
All three of them shook their heads.
"Martin hasn't seen it either. I remember SpongeBob SquarePants was released quite early..." Lin Li said to himself.
"Lin Li! Lin Li!"
Patrick's mellow voice, which was extremely easy to distinguish, came through the wall of the room.
The other party seemed to have arrived at the door.
"I'm here, wait a moment." Lin Li stood up immediately and came to the door. When he opened the door, he found that there was nothing outside, just the original scenery.
"Huh?" Lin Li was a little surprised and looked around, but still couldn't find any figure of Pai Daxing.
"Pai Daxing? Pai Daxing?" Lin Li looked around at the door and called his name.
"Lin Li, let me remind you." Drewbi's voice came from behind.
"What?" Lin Li turned his head, looked at Drew Bi who came quietly behind him, and asked for advice.
"The person you are waiting for is under your feet. I'm afraid if I don't remind you, you won't be able to find him today." Drewby pointed to Lin Li's shoes.
"?"
Lin Li lowered his head, looked at the still empty ground, and then took off his slippers.
Sure enough, there was a shriveled pink five-star pattern on the sole.
"..."
Lin Li tore off Patrick's star from the sole. The shoe expanded slightly and regained its thickness. Lin Li put it in front of his eyes.
There seemed to be a faint sound coming from Patrick's mouth.
"Water - water -" Lin Li heard the sound when he put his ear close.
"Fuck." After hearing clearly the content of Patrick's hoarse words, Lin Li remembered that marine creatures like Patrick would quickly dry up if they left the water. He quickly pulled out the steel rod, created several drink balls, and shriveled up the water. The shrunken Patrick Star is placed inside.
The moment he came into contact with the drink, Patrick's body expanded rapidly and soon reached a height of more than one meter.
It seems that the height is not more than ten centimeters, but calculated according to the proportion of the forest.
"Hiccup~" Patrick burped, half-closed his eyes in contentment, scratched his armpits, and said lazily: "SpongeBob's house turns out to be so delicious."
——Because of the pineapple juice water balloon created by Lin Li.
"Hi, Patrick." Lin Li laughed and stretched out his hand to say hello.
"Hello, I..." Patrick stretched out his hand as if to shake hands, but the sun shone on him, and his body began to shrink and shrivel rapidly again. His face looked horrified: "Water - water -!"
Lin Li quickly threw another water balloon.
"Hiccup~" Patrick burped, half-closed his eyes in contentment, scratched his armpits, and said lazily: "SpongeBob's house turns out to be so delicious."
"Hi, Patrick, I..."
"Hello, I...water-water-!"
Looking at Patrick Star who was starting to shrivel up again, Lin Li always felt that this conversation was very familiar, as if he had just experienced it a few seconds ago.
Lin Li threw another water polo.
"Hiccup~ Spongebob's home turns out to be so delicious." Patrick felt instantly comfortable.
"Hello, I...water-water-!" The next moment, his expression turned to panic.
The corner of Lin Li's mouth twitched. He couldn't bear it anymore. With a strong force, he inserted the steel rod into Patrick's mouth, secreting juice with all his strength.
Drink, drink, drink! You're so thirsty, aren't you? I'll drink you to death!
"Tsk -" Perhaps it was too strong, and the steel rod came out directly from Patrick's butt again - Patrick was penetrated.
"Hiccup~Hai Lian, haha, hahaha, drink well." Because there was a steel rod stuck in his mouth, Patrick's words sounded very vague.
Pai Daxing, who was well hydrated, looked happy and didn't care about the steel rods that penetrated his body. He also gave Lin Li a thumbs up to thank him for his help.
"Okay, I'm hurting you." Patrick finally said what he had not said for a long time - "Hello, I am Patrick."
Lin Li rubbed his brows, which had become wrinkled into the word "Chuan", and pulled Patrick into the room: "Come in quickly, don't be too dry anymore."
"Wow! Wow! Wow! What an ugly decoration style! Lin Li, how about replacing your home with a big stone?" Looking at the interior of the room, Pai Daxing made a suggestion.
"Your suggestion is very good, so I suggest you shut up." Lin Li said.
"It's really difficult to communicate with someone like you who has no artistic vision, but I can understand that a genius like me is born alone."
Patrick didn't care about Lin Li's attack. He squinted his eyes, pulled out the steel rod from his body, and started picking his teeth like a toothpick.
Lin Li looked at this scene helplessly, and then reacted: "Wait a minute, why are you holding water between your teeth when you drink water? Also, that's my weapon, not a toothpick!"
"Oh." Patrick nodded, stopped picking his teeth, and started chewing on the steel rod.
"What the hell are you doing!" Lin Li grabbed his steel rod back, only to see that the hardness of the steel rod was no longer what it used to be after being strengthened several times. Clear teeth marks were still left under Patrick's teeth.
"Water - water -"
Looking at Patrick, who was shriveled up again, Lin Li threw him directly into the bathroom.
"If you need water all the time, this is not a solution, and it can't be absorbed so quickly. In Sandy's cabin, wouldn't a helmet of water be enough for Patrick to move all the time?" Lin Li looked at the bathtub with his hands on his hips. Patrick, who was swimming on his back and grinning like a fool, had a look of helplessness on his face.
Then Patrick Star began to chew on the bathtub, and Lin Li followed up and gave him a hammer.
Damn it, this is a real traitor.
Lin Li still remembers that in the theatrical version of "The Adventures of SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge Out of Water", the protagonists were still alive and kicking after leaving the ocean, and even learned magic later on.
"Pat Star, do you still remember that time you and SpongeBob went on an adventure on land for the secret recipe of Crab Crab?" Lin Li asked after thinking of this.
"Really? Why don't I remember?" Patrick scratched his head.
"Um... was it that time you ate ice cream that was bigger than you?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
"Remember! Remember! I love ice cream! Super delicious ice cream! Is there any ice cream here!" Patrick suddenly remembered and cheered in the bathtub.
"Then can you breathe on the water?" Lin Li asked patiently.
"Yes!" Pai Daxing suddenly realized, walked out of the bathtub, came to Lin Li, and picked his nostrils.
Lin Li was stunned.
That'll be fine? Can you really breathe on water? Co-author Are you, like Drubi, also an idealist? ? ?
"Why didn't you tell me earlier, Lin Li? You made me die of thirst several times." Pai Daxing said calmly.
Lin Li: "..."
Did you inflict this on yourself?
It's broken. Unlike his previous partners, Patrick's brain circuit is a bit difficult to keep up with even if he is as crazy as himself.
"You guys, come here." Lin Li looked at the three people who had been watching for a long time, called them over, and then introduced:
"This is Jerry." Jerry held his head high.
"This is Tom." Tom jumped up and flattened Jerry, replacing him with his head held high.
Lin Li, who had become accustomed to this scene, was unfazed and continued to introduce: "This is Martin. He is Patrick. He will be a part of our family from now on. That is Drewby. He will leave after today."
Tom held his buttocks filled with silver needles from Jerry, and on behalf of Jerry and Martin, he enthusiastically extended his hand, wanting to shake Patrick's hand.
"Oh~~" Looking at the hand in front of him, Patrick was very happy.
"Ouch~——Yamiamiami." Patrick commented.
Lin Li slapped himself on the forehead with a haggard hand.
Looking at the hand being chewed by Patrick, Tom scratched his cheek with his fingers in a dull manner: "?"
What happened?
Wait, is Patrick eating his own hand?
"Why is it all covered with hair? It's not very delicious." Patrick said vaguely.
But the movements of his mouth didn't stop at all.
"Ouch!" Tom reacted belatedly. After retracting his hand, he started jumping up and down at home because of the pain.
Jerry immediately began to like Patrick. He rushed to recognize Patrick as his brother. Of course, he had to be his brother.
"They are friends and cannot be eaten, Patrick!" Lin Li didn't care about 'love' when it came to Patrick. He believed that a filial son would come out of a stick, and without hesitation, he knocked Patrick's head into pieces with a steel stick. 'U' shape.
"Friends? Okay, oh! Friends!" After hearing the keyword "friends", Patrick's eyes widened with his head deformed. He looked at Tom Jerry and Martin carefully and nodded seriously.
"Pai Daxing has no brains. Please be considerate." Lin Li said to the three of them.
"I have a brain!" Patrick was dissatisfied. "Squidward always asked me if I forgot my brain at home, so I made a special memo to take my brain with me when I go out!"
Patrick took out his memo from his board shorts.
Lin Li took a closer look and saw that there were no words on it, only a starfish and a sponge drawn in simple strokes.
"Hmm..." Patrick gestured "√" with one hand on his chin while staring at the memo.
"I haven't written the memo, so it seems that I forgot to bring my brain with me today." Finally, Patrick came to the conclusion and nodded to Lin Li, "Okay, Lin Li, you are right, Patrick has no brain, but I I’ll remember to bring it next time.”
Lin Li: "..."
"Patrick is so interesting!" Martin's impression was actually very good, and he stepped forward to look at Patrick carefully.
"Jerry, what do you do?" Patrick seemed to have some sense of control. He didn't speak when facing Martin and just asked.
"My name is Martin, and I am a dentist today." Martin said.
"Ahhh! You are the tooth-killing demon in white!" Pai Daxing seemed to have heard something extremely terrifying. He immediately covered his head and got under the sofa in the living room, exposing most of his buttocks. "Tooth-killing devil in white, stay away from me." point!"
"Lin Li, this..." Martin looked at Lin Li at a loss.
"Take off your white coat." Lin Li gave the solution very calmly.
After Martin did as he was told, Lin Li patted Patrick and comforted him: "There's no such thing as a tooth-killing demon in white clothes. Patrick, please take another look."
After hearing this, Patrick carefully stuck out his head. After looking around, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, my God, Lin Li, Jerry, it's so scary. Just now, you can't even imagine what I saw." …”
Lin Li suddenly put on Martin's white coat on his body.
"Ahhh! White-robed tooth-killing demon!" Patrick screamed loudly.
Lin Li took it off immediately and raised the corners of his mouth.
"Oh, my God, Lin Li..."
Lin Li put it on again with a bright smile.
"Ahhhh..."
Take it off.
"Oh, my God..."
Seeing Lin Li having a great time, Tom also discovered the New World. He immediately took out the dental suit from behind, put it on himself, and knocked on Patrick's back, imitating Lin Li's example.
"Ahhhhh - I can't stand it anymore! Punch me!" Patrick, who turned around and saw this scene, was so frightened that he subconsciously punched Tom in the face.
"Duang!"
Tom, whose facial features were trapped inside, returned to the corner to think about life - why is there such a big gap in treatment between himself and Lin Li? Which step of the operation went wrong?
…
After Patrick joined, the Lin Li family became a lot noisier. With Tom and Jerry's talents, they have found a way to get along with Patrick, and now they get along very harmoniously.
Lin Li looked out the window:
Patrick piled a cannon out of sand and aimed it at Jerry's head. Behind him, without paying attention, Tom carried an RPG and aimed it at Patrick's butt. Then he blasted Patrick to pieces with one shot.
"Oh! You win, Tom." Patrick's 'corpse' with only a mouth praised.
"What, Tom, can you help me with your health?" Patrick added.
Drewby was reading the newspaper. Martin was pulling out all of Yu Nian's teeth and reinstalling them. The quality of Martin's service must have been very good. Yu Nian was so moved that he cried.
Ah, what a harmonious and beautiful picture.
Lin Li was pleased with this.
Although it is difficult for normal people to follow Patrick's thinking logic, this partner is actually not weak.
There is no weak character among the characters derived from Funny World, which is evident from the fact that his combat power is 1.
Although most of the abilities have not yet been revealed, regular immortality and crotch retrieval are available, but Patrick's attack methods should indeed be relatively few.
But Lin Li doesn't insist on these things. Patrick Star is the worst, and he can also be used as a human shield.
Anyway, Pain is fake pain - the original Pai saw fire for the first time, SpongeBob and Squidward's choice to roast sea cotton and eat it, and Patrick did something unique: roasting his own hands to eat.
Time passed quickly, and soon it was night.
The time for separation has come.
Carrying a briefcase, Drewby came to several people and said goodbye to him.
Tom and Jerry held white handkerchiefs and wiped the tears from their eyes, reluctant to leave.
"Goodbye, I hope we can meet again next time." Lin Li said to Drewbi with a smile.
"There will definitely be one." Drewby nodded.
"Really?" Lin Li was a little surprised.
Drubi, who has great prophecy, is so sure. Does it mean that he will draw a permanent Drubi in the future?
Then won’t the main world do whatever it wants?
"Really." Drewby smiled slightly, "That day won't be far away."
"That's great!" Lin Li smiled broadly.
"See you then." After Drewbi said this, he walked towards the city gate in small steps.
Lin Li watched Drewbi disappear.
…
Drewbi walked out of the scroll containing the Dawn City picture and raised a hand.
Following his movement, a taxi drove to his side instantly and opened the door.
There is no driver.
Drewby sat in the back seat and fastened his seat belt. He was bored and looked at the scenery outside the car window.
The taxi began to cross dimensions and the scenery disappeared, so Drewby thought for a moment and looked at you.
Drewby said to you:
"Hello, readers of this book.
You may be wondering why I don't go to the capital to help Lin Li deal with the city lord.
In fact, it is not difficult, there is nothing difficult to explain, and one day is more than enough for me.
But if I do this, part of the length of the book will be cut off. The author hopes that I will not do this, and I promised him.
So leave this matter to Lin Li himself.
The me now may be a little different from the me in your hearts, and that doesn't matter. The me in your hearts is the real me.
I will meet Lin Li again, and I hope you will still be there by then.
Finally, I wish you all a nice day. "
The taxi slowly drove to another dimension, and Drewby disappeared from sight.
Lin Li was washing. He didn't care about the system illustration, which complemented another of Drewbi's abilities.
[Dimension Shift]: Drubi can reversely perceive the objects that exist in any dimension to observe his behavior, and conduct cross-dimensional and world conversations with them. (i.e. breaking the fourth wall)
Strictly speaking, most funny characters have the ability to break dimensional walls.
Tom and Jerry have it too, but they don't show it.
This may or may not be a foreshadowing, I'm not sure, so don't worry.
The plot of the main world is over, and the new copy will be revealed tomorrow.
(End of chapter)
