309. “Can this dog do it?”

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Drewby? Who is this?

Lin Li was confused for a moment.

He didn't seem to have a particularly clear impression of this character's name.

Drewby? A white puppy that plays with kids with a baseball bat?

But Lin Li quickly remembered that the dog's name was Snoopy, not Drewby.

So Lin Li clicked on [Warehouse], found this experience card, and read its details——

[Character: Drewby]

[Version: "droopy"]

【Combat power: 0】

[Evaluation: A dog whose breed cannot be accurately identified so far. It looks so weird. But judging from its history, what does it matter?

Oh, by the way, as for its name, in some local dialects it is called Shaoyui Chuan. If you don't mind, you can also call it Brother Bai or Mr. Bai.

By the way, young man, I have a word of advice for you——

"Don't blame the uneven road for people's incompetence."]

"..."

"Fuck, it's your kid! No! Not a kid! It's a big brother!" Lin Li's eyes trembled when he saw the last sentence in the evaluation.

He remembered who this guy Drewby was! Boss Bait! Known as...big brother!

"Is the remaining years of lifelong happiness so useful? If I had known I would have sacrificed it earlier..." Lin Li murmured to himself, "If it were Drewby, even if it was something Tom and Jerry couldn't do, he... could do it. "

"Droopy" is one of the earliest animations in the beautiful country, and it is almost a hundred years old.

Including "Tom and Jerry", the animations of that period were basically nonsensical and funny, with no lines but pictures. Because of this, the abilities of their protagonists were quite incredible based on common sense.

And the reason why the eldest brother is called the eldest brother among so many unfaithful characters in the same period is of course justified.

Tom and Jerry’s abilities are pretty outrageous, right? It's because the animated world they were originally in was nonsensical, so when they came to the normal world, it felt like a dimensionality reduction attack.

But in front of Drewby, Tom and Jerry... were too reasonable and logical.

Because Tom and Jerry are rivals, they will suffer and get injured, but Drewby is a facially paralyzed character who focuses on completing any instructions perfectly, and the completion process also emphasizes elegance and calmness.

Tom and Jerry's power has its limits, but Drubi...maybe there is a limit, but he can pull a continent with his bare hands - a whole continent, without any sign of exerting force, as easily as pulling a ball of cotton .

Tom and Jerry run very fast, almost as fast as the wind under normal conditions. Drewbi is a bit slower in this regard because he always looks like he cannot wake up, so his moving speed is slower.

So when the 'villain' in "droopy" escapes, Droopy usually can only watch the opponent escape, and he can only helplessly... wait for the opponent at the end.

——Drubi can teleport, and there are no restrictions on distance or location.

He can teleport into a bird's egg, into a lion's belly, into an alien spaceship. In short, there is no place he cannot teleport to. No matter how far or hidden the opponent is, he can always wait for the opponent at the end, just like a potato. , elusive.



Lin Li still can't count how many rule-level abilities Drewbi has mastered.

So, if it is Drewby, will it be difficult to solve this crisis?

"No! I really like what my elder brother has always proven with his actions - don't blame the uneven road for people's incompetence." Lin Li's eyes shone brightly, and he was very confident. Drewbi defeated a dozen awakened ones, regardless of whether they were advanced or not. Advanced, no problem at all.

The only thing I need to care about is to ask my elder brother to pay attention to the time and solve the problem completely within one day.

"call--"

Lin Li's originally worried heart was now completely relieved.

He only felt that everything was full of hope.

Lin Li planned to wait until after midnight before using it, so as to maximize Drewbi's appearance time.

After looking at the system interface again, Lin Li exited the character prize pool, clicked on the item prize pool, drew his hand, and clicked six times.

With Drewbi here, the information about the plan should be easy to solve. At that time, he can get at least 200 points from the growth mission, and he can draw characters again. So now, Lin Li decided to use all the current points to draw items.

【You have successfully drawn "F"】

【You have successfully drawn "Daliwan"】

[You have successfully drawn the "Evil King's True Eye"]

[You have successfully drawn the "Lucky Coin"]

[You have successfully drawn the "Armstrong Spin Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon"]

[You have successfully drawn the "Accessories Craftsman"]

"Ha." Lin Li sneered, "I have already seen that one thing is definitely a waste."

He clicked on the introductions one by one.

[Item: F]

[Quality: Broken]

[Version: "Tank Battle"]

[Effect: You can press it on the target to exert the "enter" effect. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Broken], it can only be used once. It can be effective on vehicles and giant creatures. When the target is a vehicle, forcefully enter the cab. When the target is a giant creature, forcefully enter its digestive organs. 】

[Evaluation: Press F to enter the tank. 】

"I don't think I expected it to be such an F." Lin Li rolled his eyes at the introduction.

The actual prop is really just the F key of a mechanical keyboard.

The effect is relatively useless, you can only enter, and there will be no bonus BUFF after entering, such as forcibly gaining control of the vehicle. If it is a creature, if you do not protect yourself, it is likely to be digested directly.

[Item: Dali Pill]

[Quality: Scrap]

[Version: "Love Apartment"]

[Effect: Viagra. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [waste], the efficacy is very poor, and it is easy to upset the stomach, so use with caution. 】

[Evaluation: "You are wrong, this is not an ordinary health product. This product is refined from the best pure natural raw materials in Australia. It uses nanotechnology, cloning technology, and low-temperature cold extraction technology. Every Shengong Pill is rich in nutrients. Contains nutrients needed by the human body..."

"Oh...it's so good. What's it for?"

"In general, this is a kind of bedding that can inspire people's yearning for a better life. The price is fair, the breaking price is only 998. Today is your big day, I will only charge you 500, and the rest will be my gift money , I left the gift here, and I took the change myself.”]

"What the hell, Viagra." Lin Li slapped his forehead when he saw the concise and clear effect interface, "Why don't you take out a kidney treasure for me by the way..."

Lin Li showed Dali Pill, looked at the small pill, sighed, and then said with some sadness: "Based on the dungeon urine I have experienced and the trajectory of the main world, the time it takes to use this thing , far away, alas——"

When will the system summon a wife for me?

No fighting power is required, just good-looking as a vase. I am very elegant and easy-going.

[Item: True Eye of the Evil King]

【good quality】

[Version: "You also need to fall in love even if you are a middle-aged child"]

[Effect: After use, the user has the True Eye of the Evil King, and the ability can be activated by shouting "Explode! Reality! Crush! Spirit! Disappear! This world!". 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Excellent], only a small amount of physical energy is consumed when activated. The right eye will turn into bright gold. Those who look at it will feel fear, slow in movement or even stiff. This effect increases with the time of direct gaze. And decrease significantly until it returns to zero. 】

[Evaluation: The Evil King’s True Eye is the strongest! 】

[You have used the "Evil King's True Eye" and you have mastered the Evil King's True Eye. 】

Lin Li took out the Love Sword as a mirror, and then prepared to activate the skill.

Nothing happened.

"..."

Oh, I forgot the activation conditions.

"Explode! Reality! Crush! Spirit! Disappear! This world!" Lin Li's voice was as thin as a mosquito's moan.

But the moment the words fell, Lin Li's right eye burst into brilliant golden light. At the same time, he saw the left eye of his right eye through the mirror. A heartfelt fear began to arise from the bottom of Lin Li's heart. The fear made him unable to think. ,action.

But this effect did not last long. After looking directly at him for a period of time, Lin Li felt that his body was gradually able to move, and he became more and more agile. In the end, everything recovered and his golden eyes became ineffective.

If it is turned on repeatedly in the future, it will not take effect again.

"But it's still a good prop." Lin Li commented after experiencing this ability.

Although the follow-up is weak, the fear effect it can cause at the moment of activation is still very good. Even if it does not last long, in battle, these times are very likely to be fatal and achieve unexpected effects.

Moreover, Lin Li didn't even feel the physical exertion from the use just now, which was negligible, so it can be regarded as a no-consumption instant skill.

The only drawback is probably that you have to shout out the second grade slogan before using it, which is a bit shameful.

[Item: Lucky Coin]

[Quality: Broken]

[Version: "Full Moon Night"]

[Effect: Enter an absolutely lucky state after use. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Broken], it can only be used once. Within one minute after use, the lucky value will be full. 】

[Evaluation: Back then, Chen Daozai won 37 million with 20 yuan. I, Lu Benwei, today... offer incense. 】

"It's only one minute. It's too short. It's a pity." Lin Li took out the coin and turned it over at his fingertips, feeling a little regretful.

There is no doubt about the effect. It is a rule-level item. Just combined with its own ability of 10% forced dodge rate, it can be regarded as absolutely invincible for one minute.

Okay, Lin Li looked at the guy who he must think was a waste.

[Item: Armstrong Gyrotron Jet Armstrong Cannon]

[Quality: Scrap]

[Version: "Gintama"]

[Effect: Can make Shinpachi furious. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [scrap], it is a pure snowdrift, just arranged to look like a cannon. 】

[Evaluation: People with dirty minds will see everything dirty! Let me emphasize, this is the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon, definitely not some OO thing, you're right, Shinpachi. 】

Sure enough, Lin Li laughed.

It doesn't show up, there isn't enough space here, and it's useless anyway.

This so-called cannon is just a snow sculpture built by Gintoki Kagura and other subsequent friends.

Shinpachi Shimura discovers that everyone calls this thief-like snow sculpture the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon. It breaks through all defenses. It's a very funny episode. It can also be regarded as a joke that "Gintama" is relatively out of the circle, and the prostate The brakes are comparable.

[Item: Accessories Craftsman]

【good quality】

[Version: "Soul Knight"]

[Effect: You can summon a craftsman to make an appropriate accessory for one of your weapons. 】

[Note: Because the quality is [Excellent], it can only be used once, tailor-made, and the effect is excellent. 】

[Evaluation: Give it a try and exchange your shotgun for a cannon! 】

Lin Li used this prop without hesitation.

A tunnel appeared in front of Lin Li, and a dwarf wearing goggles walked out of it. The craftsman looked up at Lin Li and asked:

"Are you going to make accessories for weapons?"

"Yes." Lin Li nodded and handed the steel rod to the craftsman.

The craftsman looked at the weapon and nodded: "I know what to do."

Lin Li looked at the craftsman expectantly, but found that the craftsman made no move.

"What's wrong?"

"I know what to do, don't you know what to do?" The craftsman raised his head and asked Lin Li with his hands on his hips.

"I?"

"63 gold coins!" The craftsman was helpless when he met an unscrupulous person.

"You still want gold coins? Where can I get 63 gold coins for you now? Can I use stationery to pay off your debt?" Lin Li really didn't expect that this guy would charge a fee.

Although...it's quite reasonable. There is a fee to build it in the game.

"What's the use of stationery? Poor guy! I won't make it for you!" The craftsman stamped his feet, turned around and walked back to the tunnel.

Want to run away before the prop effect takes effect? Can Lin Li endure this?

"Mr. Craftsman, return your weapon to me first." Lin Li suddenly became kind and smiled.

If it were Tom and Jerry, they would probably have run away when they saw this expression.

"You don't think I want to be greedy, do you? I don't care about your weapon." The craftsman returned the steel rod to Lin Li.

Lin Li returned the steel rod to the craftsman - putting it on his neck.

"Now, let's change or not." Lin Li took a step forward, blocked the tunnel, and threatened with a smile.

artisan:"……"



"The transformation is complete." After a loss-making business, the craftsman returned the steel rod to Lin Li resentfully, pointed to the bottom of the steel rod and said, "Added a Poseidon mark."

Lin Li took a closer look and saw that there was really a trident under the steel rod.

"Isn't your steel rod capable of producing unlimited juice? With this mark, the steel rod can freely manipulate these juices, attack and defend, and you can become a juice Saidon." The craftsman introduced.

Lin Li was eager to try when he heard the words. He waved the steel stick and his thoughts moved again. A row of juice water balls appeared in front of Lin Li. He waved the steel stick again and the water balls collided against the wall.

"bump!"

It was not a weak ordinary water polo. Lin Li could clearly see cracks appearing on the wall after the collision.

"The direct change from a melee steel rod to a long-range staff is indeed "excellent." There is something about it. Lin Li turned around and prepared to give a thumbs up.

However, the craftsman has disappeared, the items with large and small bags are nowhere to be seen, and the tunnel is closed.

"..."

"Is it necessary to run so fast? I'm not a vicious person." Lin Li curled his lips, then regretted, "If I had known that threats were effective, I should have continued to threaten the craftsmen to improve the photon elves! Forget Bai Bai Whoring! Misstep! Mistake!”

Finally, Lin Li clicked [Start].

[Dungeon World: Displayed when opening | The seventh dungeon is opened: seven days later. 】

[The seventh copy’s departure time limit: within three days after opening. 】

This time the cooling off period is another ten days.

The harvest inventory has been completed and everything is ready, except for midnight tonight.



[You have received a message from the "Information Inquiry Machine". 】

[This information is about Yasheng:

——He still hasn’t changed his underwear. 】



At night, counting the last ten hours of his life, he was sighing in the cell.

"Hello--"

Yu Nian suddenly stopped sighing, as if he heard Brother Lin's voice.

"Awakened ones in the capital, listen to me. You are already surrounded by me! Come out and die quickly!"

"My dog ​​and I together are invincible. Come out and surrender quickly, and you will die a more pleasant death!"

dog?

Yu Nian was a little surprised when he heard the vague voice.

Aren’t Brother Lin’s pets cats and mice? Why is there another dog now?

There are too many awakened ones in the capital and they are too strong. Even Brother Cat has been tricked. Can this dog do it?

——Yu Nian, who automatically ignored Brother Lin's combat prowess, thought.

Drewbi's specific abilities will be described in combination with crushing battles. The eldest brother is very buggy.

In funny cartoons, Droopy, Bugs Bunny, and the fox are all very powerful.

Tom and Jerry both had to step aside.

(End of chapter)