"I am the person you are looking for! My Pig Man's love is bigger than the sky, deeper than the ocean, and sweeter than a lollipop!"
The face-changing boy Pigman immediately blocked Princess Feifei's path and said sincerely.
"Really?" Princess Feifei really believed it.
"Of course it is. If you don't believe me, ask my assistant, Lin Li." Pigman immediately pointed at Lin Li, looked sideways at Princess Feifei's eyes, and started ogling crazily.
"Yes, yes, Pigman is the most caring person in the fairy tale world." Lin Li nodded and said helplessly.
"Great! Then I have found the right person. Hello you two. My name is Feifei. People often add the suffix princess to me, but I am not a princess."
Princess Feifei put her hands on her chin and elegantly tapped one foot to express her happiness, but her eyes immediately stayed on Lin Li's face:
"But Pig Man, your assistant looks so good-looking, especially this nose. I like it very much."
Pig Man's face turned green. He shuddered and felt that he was about to be raped. He quickly ran between Lin Li and Princess Feifei.
Using Lin Li as a 'pillar', she leaned on him with one hand, faced Princess Feifei, picked her nose with the other hand, and asked confidently:
"What about my nose?"
"Hmm...that's a pretty nose." Princess Feifei thought for a while and came to a conclusion.
Lin Li heard the sound of heartbreak.
"I'm not interested in Jia... No, I'm not interested in Princess Feifei, and I won't steal your limelight. I think it's tiring to bend down to talk to her, so don't worry, Pig Man." Lin Li leaned over Pig Man. Xia whispered in his ear.
"As expected of my good brother! This is the bond between the two of us who sleep in class." Pigman's eyes lit up when he heard this and he gave a thumbs up.
"Let's go, it's more important to complete her commission." Lin Li sighed and then said.
He planned to use this commission to see if there were any changes in the fairy tales in this copy, and whether they would turn into dark fairy tales.
"Well! Feifei, let's go, let's complete your commission and find Cinderella!" Pigman nodded, turned to Princess Feifei and said.
"good!"
…
Pigman and Princess Feifei walked in front, while Lin Li followed behind alone, listening to the two of them chatting about meaningless content.
"Cinderella's home is ahead." Soon, Princess Feifei stopped and pointed to a gorgeous single-family building in front of her.
"Isn't it? He looks very rich. It's better if she comes to help me." Pigman complained as he looked at the building.
"That's not the case. After Cinderella's mother passed away, her father found a new mother." Princess Feifei said.
"Is her father planning to use the love of an extra grandma to make up for Cinderella's lack of maternal love? So touching!" Pigman nodded, immediately understood the meaning, and wiped away the secreted tears.
"This new... eh? Little Piggy, what are you talking about? What grandma?" Princess Feifei didn't understand what Pig Man meant for a while.
Lin Li didn't understand either.
"Didn't you just say that after Cinderella's mother passed away, her father found a new mother? Wasn't her father's mother called grandma?" Pigman didn't know why Princess Feifei was so confused.
"Although I don't understand why she wanted to find a mother for herself after her father and wife passed away, but there must be a reason!
So I'm very touched! "
"..."
"Snapped."
Hearing the sound, Pig Man and Princess Feifei turned their heads and saw Lin Li slapped on his forehead.
"What's wrong?" Pigman asked with concern.
"It's okay, you continue, I just have a mosquito on my forehead." Lin Li said numbly.
He is now very doubtful about whether the IQ of this dungeon character is stronger than the IQ of the previous dungeon character.
But if it's Pig Man, it's normal sometimes.
"No," Princess Feifei also sighed, "I mean, her father found a new mother for Cinderella, and her father got married for the second time!"
"Oh, sorry, sorry." Pigman scratched his head in embarrassment.
"The new mother brought two sisters with her. These two sisters were very evil-hearted and treated Cinderella as a servant. She did all the work alone."
"The only good thing in the world is mother~a motherless child is oak grass~"
Upon hearing this, Pig Man immediately sang with tears in his eyes, but his singing voice was comparable to that of Lin Li. Lin Li suddenly understood that the deaf Martin really wanted to die.
"Okay," Princess Feifei interrupted immediately and asked instead: "Their family members are very fierce. I want to play with Cinderella and they won't let me in. Do you have a way to get in?"
"My extremely smart Pig Man, how come there is no way? The solution is right there!" Pig Man looked around, and finally his sight stopped at the chimney on the roof.
Lin Li frowned. Their size was not a big problem, but he was twice their height and couldn't climb in.
"Actually, just wait outside." Lin Li said.
"I heard that His Highness the Prince invited a lot of people to this ball, including Cinderella's sister. If nothing else happens, she will go out in a hurry soon."
Lin Li, who has a God's perspective, explained it this way.
"Really?" Pigman was a little confused.
"Really, I'll vouch for it with my nose."
After Lin Li said this, the two of them gave up the idea of digging into the chimney.
"It should be like this. The hidden purpose of this dance is actually to provide a blind date for the prince. Many, many people will be invited, and Cinderella's sister may be among them." Feifei also nodded and said.
The development of the matter did not exceed Lin Li's expectation. After a while, Sister Gray, wearing a light yellow dress and fluffy hair, left the house and prepared to take a taxi.
"Let's go."
The three of them knocked on the door, and soon Cinderella opened the door.
"Sister, did you forget to bring something?"
The faces of the brick people in this world have normal human facial features, and the characteristics of the bricks are mainly reflected in the limbs.
"It's not my sister, it's the god who came to save you." Pigman said.
"Cinderella, I am Feifei. I know you want to attend the dance. Let us take care of your participation in the dance." Princess Feifei made a brutal collision and knocked Pig Man to the side of the road. She said to Hui in a gentle manner. said the girl.
"But...but I don't have anything." Cinderella nodded happily at first, but then lowered her head randomly and disappointedly.
"Cinderella, your feet are as big as mine, so wear my shoes. I happen to have a pair of beautiful glass slippers. As for the clothes, I also happen to have a set of clothes. But Pig Man, the matter of the carriage is... give it to you."
"Sister Feifei, my feet are very small, yours should be different from mine?" Cinderella looked at Princess Feifei's feet and said embarrassedly.
"It's almost the same. It just so happens that I'm wearing this pair that's very tight. You'll know when you wear them later."
In "Pigman: The Fairy Tale of the Block World", the fairy tale itself has been adjusted to suit the plot. Key elements are generally retained, but the details are very different. It can be regarded as a new version of the fairy tale.
So it's not exactly a fairy tale, this is how the story of "Cinderella" is presented in this world.
"Yes madam!" Pigman ordered.
…
While changing clothes, Lin Li and Pigman came outside the house.
"Why so slow? Didn't you just say you would be out soon?" Pig Man murmured as he paced back and forth at the door.
"Do you believe a girl's "right away"?" Lin Li shrugged, indicating that he was used to this situation.
In fact, boys can't believe it. After Lin Li said to his good brother, "I left early and will be here soon," he immediately turned over and went back to sleep - for another five minutes.
How long these five minutes last depends on when the next call comes.
When the door was opened again, Cinderella, dressed in blue, walked out of the house.
When Pig Man sees someone who loves another, his eyes immediately turn into loving ones.
"Emergency notice! Urgent notice! Because there are too many people attending the dance, people who arrive after sunset are not allowed to enter and participate in the dance!" Princess Feifei's cell phone suddenly rang with such a message.
"It's time for me to perform!" Pigman wiped his nose with his thumb: "Super Assembly!"
Following the same process as Superman, a pumpkin carriage appeared in front of everyone.
"Set off!"
Several people boarded the carriage and headed to the ball.
…
"Is Superman stronger?" Pigman in the driver's seat suddenly narrowed his eyes.
Lin Li took a closer look and saw a speeding supercar in front of him. Sitting on it was none other than Superman, Bobby and Cinderella's sister.
But...why is your supercar being overtaken by a pumpkin car? Superman is strong and you deserve to lose to Pigman.
"For the benefit of customers, I, Superman, will do whatever it takes!" Superman is promoting his service concept to Sister Cinder.
"It's okay not to recognize your relatives!" Pig Man added the next sentence next door.
"Pig Man? You didn't go to space?" Superman narrowed his eyes.
"Oh, it's just a little trick, superhuman. People like you who go to the toilet and play with mobile phones will never understand that a trip to the toilet only takes one minute!" Pigman said proudly, and then added: "Without diarrhea and constipation."
Very rigorous.
But those who go to the toilet without using their phones are absolute brave men.
"Damn it, I still underestimated you!" Superman slammed the car window angrily, "I didn't expect someone to go to the toilet without using their mobile phone!"
"No, you two, can you please stop talking about such unsatisfactory questions while racing, especially when there are girls in the back seat."
Lin Li, who was sitting in the passenger seat between Superman and Pig Man, had such content in his left and right ears, and his face was covered with black lines, and he said helplessly.
"Bobby, do it!"
"Yes, boss!"
Bobby, the passenger of the supercar, took out... a missile from the car.
"Hey, there is no one with missiles in the car?" Pigman was speechless and surprised, and then snorted disdainfully: "Sit tight, everyone, fasten your seat belts, I'm going to start driving! No! Seat belt, it’s easy to get thrown out!”
"Okay!" Princess Feifei and Cinderella both nodded.
"I'm optimistic about you too, Gao Qizhu." Lin Li nodded, then discovered a serious problem and asked seriously: "Pig Man, where is your passenger seat belt?"
"I forgot to assemble it," Pigman said sincerely.
"...You must have done this on purpose." Lin Li was completely numb.
"It's like this. I originally planned to let Feifei sit in the passenger seat, so that when I'm racing, she can only hug me tightly. Who told you to choose the passenger seat all of a sudden, Lin Li." Pigman heard this , whispering quietly and resentfully:
"Oh, it seems that you can only hold me tight now.
Alas, sacrifice my own innocence. "
Lin Li: "...My problem is that I deserve it. I deserve it."
"Quick, Lin Li, hold me tight, I'm going to start accelerating!" Pigman looked at the missile aimed behind him and shouted loudly.
"It doesn't matter, I will take action." Lin Li sighed, "Pig Man, let me down, I will stop them."
"You coming? What are you going to do?"
"Didn't I say it before? I have actually mastered a relatively different assembly technique." Lin Li said calmly, "Trust me."
"Ah? Okay..." Pigman was shocked by Lin Li's momentum. After a sudden stop, he opened the car door and let Lin Li get out of the car.
But he didn't start it immediately, as if he was worried about what Lin Li was going to do. If he couldn't stop it, save Lin Li before leaving.
"Super assembled!"
Lin Li shouted loudly, holding the assembled bracelet in his left hand with his right hand, and the "Origin Stone of Heaven and Earth" appeared in his hand. With a thought, the stone burst into extreme white light, making people afraid to look directly at it.
Lin Li used this "flash bomb" to summon the "Cockroach Chariot".
When everyone on the road lowered their arms to shield themselves from the bright light, Lin Li was seen sitting in the cockroach chariot.
"Wow, what a big cockroach!" Pigman was stunned.
"Ha, I, Poppy, hate cockroaches the most. I'll destroy you!" Poppy sneered and took out a missile launcher with his other hand.
"Danger! Lin Li!" Pigman reminded quickly.
Lin Li did not look back. After waving to Pigman, he turned around and faced Superman.
In the eyes of Pig Man, Lin Li was determined to die, that's why he didn't speak. The wave of his hand meant "I am the queen, please take everyone away quickly."
How could this be?
Lin Li didn't dare to face him, it must be because he was crying!
This is the last one!
"I can't abandon my brother!" Thinking of this, Pig Man's eyes filled with tears, "I can't watch you sacrifice! Lin Li! I can't do it!
Even if we die, we will die together! "
"boom--"
"Zi——"
"Snapped--"
So Pigman saw this scene:
Bobby's missile exploded on the Cockroach Chariot, but the chariot was unscathed. The tentacles of the Cockroach Chariot shot out lightning, and with just one blast, the three people on the supercar were scorched black by the electricity, and the supercar emitted smoke and was scrapped.
The process takes a total of one second.
Lin Li then turned his head: "Pig Man, what did you just say? I am collecting electricity here, and the sound is very loud. I didn't hear it clearly. Please stop saying it again."
Pig Man: "..."
"It's okay." Wiping away the meaningless tears, Pig Man waved his hands numbly.
The clown turned out to be me, and I was just being sentimental.
"Little Piggy, you can't waste any more time." Princess Feifei reminded her after looking at the current time and the sun that was about to set.
"Do you want to take my car? It's very fast, much faster than the pumpkin car." After easily solving such a small problem, Lin Li drove to catch up with the three people and asked them on the pumpkin car.
"Although you have good intentions, let's forget it...Lin Li, I don't think it's appropriate for a girl to go to the dance sitting on a cockroach..." Princess Feifei looked embarrassed.
"Then maybe Cinderella will change her name to Cockroach Girl in the future, which doesn't sound good..."
"That's right." Lin Li nodded, took the Cockroach Chariot back to the [warehouse], and sat back in the passenger seat of the Pumpkin Chariot, "Then let's stick with this."
"Since no one is blocking us and we don't have much time, let's keep going!" Pigman snapped his fingers, stepped on the accelerator, and rushed forward.
…
The entrance to the square.
"Your Highness, the sun has set and the dance can begin." On the central stage, the housekeeper said to the prince.
"Wait a moment." The prince still looked at the entrance.
Heroes are always stuck on the stage. One second longer and one second shorter will not be enough.
The roar of the engine was heard in the distance, followed by a beautiful sharp turn. The pumpkin car driven by Pigman stopped steadily in front of the crowd, only half a meter away from knocking them away.
Of course, there are also things that are unstable - such as Lin Li, who happened suddenly but was not wearing a seat belt.
Unprepared, he fell in front of the prince with a beautiful parabola.
"Pigman, you deserve to die. You didn't remind me in such a hurry, did you?" Lin Li stood up and muttered through gritted teeth.
"Hahahaha, so interesting, so interesting!" The prince looked at Lin Li, nodded, and then said to everyone with a smile, "I announce that the standard for choosing my wife today is him!"
Lin Li: "..."
No, buddy, shouldn't you use the glass slipper as your standard? What does it mean to use me as the standard?
"Ah? Your Highness, what does this mean?" Others didn't understand either, and the place suddenly became noisy.
"It means, whoever he chooses to be my wife, I will choose! Okay, little brother, now it's up to you to make the choice!" His Highness the Prince said.
Is it so sloppy?
Before Lin Li could ask any questions, he heard the prince whisper in his ear again: "Quick, good brother, choose Cinderella, please!"
It turned out that it had been decided internally a long time ago. Lin Li, who was still thinking about whether there was any crisis hidden behind this matter and whether he should act cautiously, breathed a sigh of relief:
"Then I'll choose the girl in the blue dress."
"Good taste, young lady, I declare that you are my future wife!" The prince immediately followed him, and walked to the pumpkin carriage. Looking at Cinderella who had not yet gotten off the car, he said, "But I still have to ask, This beautiful lady, will you?"
"I...I do!" Cinderella agreed excitedly.
…
When Lin Li returned to Feifei and Pig Man, he heard Feifei complaining about Pig Man throwing him out.
"I should have 'accidentally' thrown out Cinderella's glass slipper. This was the secret code between me and the prince. Why did you drive and throw Lin Li out?" Princess Feifei said.
"I didn't know there was a secret code between you and the prince, and who told Lin Li not to wear a seat belt." Pigman was also aggrieved.
Lin Li clenched his fists.
You should fasten my seat belt.
"The prince has actually already chosen Cinderella?"
However, Lin Li had doubts in his mind and suppressed his desire to beat Pig Man. After repeating what the prince just whispered in his ear, he looked at Princess Feifei.
"Yes, actually this time is not my commission, it is the prince's. I am just the middleman." Princess Feifei nodded, "The clothes and shoes were specially prepared by His Highness the Prince for Cinderella, but they actually don't fit me. "
"Why go to all this trouble? Since the prince likes Cinderella, wouldn't it be better if he just comes to confess his love for her and get married?" Lin Li asked the doubt in his heart.
"It's because of the request of the prince's father, the king. He said that the prince must hold a large ball and then choose his princess, and before that, he cannot reveal his preferences." Princess Feifei sighed, as if I don't understand this approach either.
"If you don't do this, the king will not recognize his wife. His Royal Highness has no choice but to entrust me with this."
"The king is really weird. He has issued many weird orders over the years." Pigman scratched his head and said, then realized a serious problem and asked:
"Wow, Feifei, so the prince gave you a commission, and then you came to me again?"
"Yes." Princess Feifei nodded.
"Let the agent be an agent, but Feifei, you only gave me a lollipop, and the agent can't be so shady!" Pigman suddenly grasped the key point...probably.
"I didn't take any money from the prince!" Princess Feifei quickly proved herself.
"You don't believe it, unless you let me feel in your pocket."
"Hey, whatever you want!"
etc.
Look at the location of the pockets on Princess Feifei's clothes and pants.
Lin Li:?
pure? You are a pure der!
Is it the pocket you want to touch? I'm embarrassed to expose you!
