"Isn't this a good suggestion? But don't worry, my requirements are not high. Just protect me to tenth place. I won't ask for any higher. When the time comes, I will jump off the stage myself."
Lin Li, a handsome man with a kind heart, spoke to Bai Zhan very considerately.
I'm not a devil, so why would I make such embarrassing demands?
Bai Zhan seemed to have only reacted now. The corners of his mouth began to twitch crazily. He felt the casualness and threat of Lin Li's attitude. The angry mood gradually became clear on his face:
"You're dreaming of your dreams! Go ahead and eat your shit! There's no way I, Bai Zhan, would agree to such a humiliating request!"
"Do you want me to be the first to be eliminated? Sorry, I have my own followers, and they will follow me to the death..." Bai Zhan pointed at the people who had been around him from the beginning, and was excited at Lin Li's voice. shouted.
"What's that? Excuse me," Lin Li said, looking at Bai Zhan sincerely, "I just checked your eyes for you. The people around you, when I said I wanted to kick you off the stage first, their eyes Brighter than the night pearl.
Most of them are young people. You'd better not believe them. "
Bai Zhan: "..."
Interrupted by these words, his emotions suddenly became incoherent. He opened and closed his mouth a few times, and finally found his tone:
You don’t care about the two or five young people. The important thing now is that instead of doing this, why don’t the forty-nine of us work together to expel you first! "
"Yes, I choose to fight in vain."
"A white war is what everyone expects!"
The younger brothers around Bai Zhan immediately echoed the words and expressed their loyalty.
"Hey - that's okay too." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
"All students, listen to me!"
Bai Zhan stopped looking at Lin Li and said loudly to the others present:
"For the rest of his life, he has only relied on a chance technique to succeed until now..."
Bai Zhan had done his homework and knew Lin Li's origin and the conversation that took place at the city gate.
"It's true that I don't know how to crack his "eye exercises" yet, but I have something to deal with. I carry two teaching assistants "suspended rope" and "buttock needle" to break the prison of the soul and gain clarity. "
It seems that this is the way to deal with it that Bai Zhan mentioned before.
"Can it be used by everyone?" someone asked hopefully.
"...No, it can only be used by one person." Bai Zhan replied after silence.
Seeing everyone's eyes change again, Bai Zhan just said: "Don't forget one thing, he only has one person for the rest of his life. That is to say, as long as we attack him together, he can only replace one at most, and if he is just unconscious, it doesn't count. bureau.
Then I swear here in vain that as a person whose soul has been imprisoned for more than ten years, I will guarantee you to reach the top twenty, and I will personally compensate you for a set of low-level Xuan-level skills! "
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up.
Especially those who are already at the bottom of the fifty-strong group, this is a business that makes money without losing money.
Inspired by Bai Zhan's words, everyone's gaze changed again when they looked at Lin Li. From "Don't choose me" at the beginning, to "Come and see me."
Lin Li frowned as he looked at the people who seemed to have reached an agreement and became more and more excited as they talked.
I just wanted to be lazy, how could I become a big devil?
Besides, he was a little confused - who said "eye exercises" can only be done to one person at a time? How come you, the user, don’t know this?
…
"This final melee format is really interesting. Just listening to your conversation before the game makes me look forward to it. I plan to upgrade the teacher who came up with this format to a professional title as a tribute to his whimsical ideas. excitation!"
The host Erhun said with a smile after listening to the whole process.
Afterwards, Erhun knocked the gong hanging next to him with a mallet and said loudly to the entire square:
"Then now, I declare that the final melee will begin!"
The field was immediately divided into two sides.
Lin Li was on one side, and forty-nine people headed by Bai Zhan were on the other side.
"Eye exercises." " After scratching his head, Lin Li said the words of a nightmare in the eyes of the person who had fought against him.
"Eye exercises, let's start~"
"Close your eyes."
The "Disciplinary Committee" made a grand appearance. This time, everyone was not afraid, but full of expectations. What's more, they rushed directly to the Disciplinary Committee: "I didn't close my eyes, imprison me!"
Then he shouted to the people behind him righteously: "I will sacrifice myself and defeat Yu Nian. I will leave it to you. There is no need to remember me!"
The person following behind: "..."
I've already asked you to pretend, right?
"Remember my name and ignore this person."
"Remember me, remember me, my name is Shu Ergen!"
"Ignore you guys, Brother Xuying, my name is the best to remember, Taiyi, there are few strokes, so it is most convenient to remember mine!"
Several people seemed to start arguing over this.
"Disciplinary Committee" Xuying glanced coldly at the crowd rushing toward him, and said in a calm and emotionless voice: "I didn't even close my eyes. I took my name seriously."
When the figure lowered his head and started writing, the person at the front said excitedly:
"My soul has begun to be imprisoned, I have been chosen! The twentieth place is mine!"
"You fart, I am the chosen one. You kid won't pretend to be unconscious and cheat on the skills later, right?"
"Wait, I seem to be imprisoned too..."
"I also……"
Everyone immediately realized something was wrong and looked at each other in confusion. Seeing the real pain on each other's faces, the excitement began to disappear and turned into shock. They turned to Bai Zhan and shouted loudly:
"This is not a single-body exercise, it is a group exercise!"
Everyone looked stern, and Lin Li yawned.
"It's not a big problem. He is responsible for catching the shadow of the loophole. There is only one. There are so many of us that he can't attack. Seize this opportunity and let's attack together!" Bai Zhan is still New Oriental's genius after all. He can see at once possible ways to break the situation.
"You're right, let's get going! Xuying is still lowering his head to remember their names!"
"Hurry up and take action!"
"What is 4396 times 7?"
"What's next when you say you take off your pants and fart? What's the turtle day school?"
"What is black in English? What about black people?"
…
A series of skills problems were locked on Lin Li.
Feeling the target of the attack, Lin Li did not rush to answer the question. Instead, he smiled at them and said, "I didn't say there can only be one 'Disciplinary Committee'?" "
Everyone was shocked.
Lin Li took out the brooch, muttered "Give me strength," and then began to repeat the words "eye exercises."
After each "eye exercise", a figure will appear on the field.
Soon, fifty "Disciplinary Committee members" appeared, one for each person, standing in front of each opponent, and one more, overwhelmed, floating above Lin Li's head.
"..."
Everyone present fell into silent agreement.
No, buddy, forget about your group skills, why is the number of phantoms not at the upper limit yet...
There’s no need to be so evenly exposed to rain and dew, right?
"I didn't close my eyes. I took my name seriously."
Forty-nine disciplinary committee members all said the same thing in unison, which sounded very impressive.
There was no longer any chance of luck, and everyone immediately closed their eyes.
"Oh, I'm so tired. I've almost used all my trump cards." Lin Li sat on the ground weakly, breathing heavily.
——It’s all pretend.
The consumption of these academic skills is nothing more than a drop in the bucket for a strong "high school student" like him.
Taking out the brooch was just a trick to make Erhun and others think that they could achieve this step only with the help of the brooch.
Everyone's offensive was still going on, but Lin Li was not in a hurry. He had enough time to answer questions - after his academic qualifications increased, this time became more, and these people could not even make it to the beginning of the second quarter.
Everyone on the field was stunned.
They thought it would be a hearty battle that would last them a lifetime, but who would have thought that everyone would get together to do eye exercises! The most damning thing is that no one can do it and can only close their eyes.
It’s not entertaining at all!
However, there were still changes on the field. Some people tried to fight back and continued to attack Lin Li, but Lin Li's choice was never to answer;
There were also people who had mastered the Shunfa type of technique, but because they couldn't open their eyes and there were too many people around, it was difficult to target Lin Li.
As for Bai Zhan, facing the shadow's lock, he had already deduced it.
With his eyes closed, he took out a rope from the space ring and tied it around his neck. Then he took out a steel awl, hesitated for a moment, then with a fierce expression, he inserted it hard into his butt.
But after feeling for a moment and realizing that his imprisoned soul had not improved, he looked a little horrified and couldn't help but ask:
"Why are these two teaching assistants useless at all!?"
Lin Li realized that the matter was not simple. After holding his chin and thinking for a while, he tentatively asked:
"Bai Zhan, what avenue are you cultivating?"
"Double major in mathematics and science!" Although he was in a very embarrassing situation, Bai Zhan still said with great momentum, "Why are you asking this hypocritically now? Are you humiliating me?"
"Understood." Lin Li nodded in relief, and then kindly explained to Bai Zhan:
"Teaching aids should be useful, you just used them wrongly.
For your two teaching assistants, the rope should be tied to the hair and the awl should be inserted into the thigh.
The Juan King who created them should practice the "Tao of Chinese Language". The 'head' refers to the hair, not the neck, and the 'butt' refers to the thighs, not to mention the buttocks.
You are tied around the neck and stuck in the butt. The picture gives people the illusion that after being insulted, you are ready to hang yourself. "
Lin Li shook his head.
The audience on the sidelines couldn't help laughing when they heard Lin Li's explanation.
Among them, the scholars majoring in "Chinese Avenue" and those who had studied related content also began to explain to others why Lin Li said this.
Bai Zhan: "..."
shameful.
Forget about being comatose.
But the desire for victory instantly suppressed this decadent thought. You thought you had a good chance of winning, right? And you also deliberately told yourself how to use the teaching assistant? When I win, look at how I will humiliate you!
Bai Zhan silently took out the steel awl inserted in his butt, preparing to insert it into his thigh to liberate his soul.
"Where are my things?"
Bai Zhan's expression suddenly turned pale - he found that something in his hand had been taken away by someone else.
He opened his eyes in panic, wanting to see who was so brave, but he only saw Lin Li overlapped with the phantom.
"Without closing your eyes, remember your name seriously." Xuying said.
"Stupid." Lin Li said.
…
After two eight shots, Lin Li was the only sober person left in the selection field.
All the offensives they created were self-defeating because of their complete coma.
Lin Li did not receive any attacks during the whole process, and he was very satisfied with his victory.
He stood up, stretched out, and after doing a few leisurely exercises to stretch his muscles, he came to the unconscious Bai Zhan again and kicked him on the bleeding buttocks:
"I asked you to be a "fifth grader" with integrity, and I asked you to drag me down. You are the fiftieth. "
When Bai Zhan was kicked out of the game, according to the competition system, he became the fiftieth.
"You are Bai Zhan's loser, right? Forty-ninth."
"You too, forty-eight."
"You want to be the twentieth one, right? Forget it, you just want a better life. What did you do wrong? I'll leave it to you as the second best."
"Is this a girl? Then I've changed my mind and you're second."
…
Thousands of people in the square just watched as Lin Li used his personal preferences and various outrageous reasons to kick everyone off the stage one by one.
"I'm so exhausted." When the stage was filled with forty-nine bodies of boys and girls, Lin Li smiled and shook his head. Then he looked at the referee whose eyes and mouth were twitching, nodded and said: "Referee, announce the game. Get it over with."
"..."
"The competition... is over. The first place is... Yu Nian." The referee has never judged such a battle.
The square didn't react at first, but then the applause gradually started and became deafening again.
"Isn't this too outrageous!?"
"Yu Nian is really a one-of-a-kind trick that can be eaten all over the world!"
"Isn't anyone curious about his brooch? It can actually enhance his skills to this extent."
"The dean even said that he might be a teaching assistant of the same level as "Zhai Tianlin's academic book". How could it be so simple! "
"It's so terrifying. This is the most indescribable battle I've ever seen."
…
Erhun rubbed his eyebrows with his hands and waved to the people next to him.
The assistant to the dean immediately stepped forward: "Dean Er, do you have any orders?"
"Who is the teacher who came up with this format?"
"Teacher Wanju."
"Demot me severely!
And tell him not to think too much in the future! "
Erhun gritted his teeth and said.
It seems that the person who just said that he wanted to improve his professional title was a 'fantastic idea' and was not him at all.
…
Lin Li returned to his seat leisurely, looked at the strange-looking Ruolin, and nodded with a smile: "Teacher Ruolin, you lived up to expectations. I originally planned to get the tenth place, but I was surprised to get the first place." !”
Ruolin: "..."
"Yu Nian, even if I fight you with all my strength, it would be difficult for me to win, right?" Ruolin sighed and said.
"No, it's not that. I was able to do it with the help of the brooch." Lin Li said very modestly.
Ruolin just smiled and shook her head, not saying whether she believed it or not: "You should go back and have a good rest. In a few days, when the other forty-nine people have recovered their souls and regained consciousness, I should take you to the inner courtyard.
Thanks to you this time, there is no problem in getting promoted to the tutor position. Thank you. "
"That's what I should do, mentor."
Lin Li planned to skip the waiting period tonight and go directly to the day of heading to the inner courtyard.
Otherwise it would be a waste of time.
"Go back. If you don't go back now, the people who are looking for you will crowd this place." Ruolin looked around with her eyes, and almost everyone's eyes were focused on Lin Li.
"It doesn't matter, I like fans!" Lin Li said loudly, spreading his hands to express his willingness to accept all this.
Ruolin: "..."
However, because of Lin Li's actions, he discovered the 'foreign object' on his hand. Ruolin raised her eyebrows: "Yu Nian... what... on your hand... is..."
Lin Li lowered his head, looked at the "buttock needle" in his hand, frowned and thought for a moment, and then said tentatively: "Teacher, I said I picked this up while walking on the road, can you believe me?"
Lin Li really didn't do it on purpose this time. He really wasn't interested in the buttock needle. He forgot to throw it away after taking it.
Ruolin: "..."
The look on his face was exactly the same as that of Wang Qing when he saw the stone tablet.
"As a teacher, didn't you see your fighting process clearly?"
"You wait until Bai Zhan wakes up completely and then...forget it, don't pay it back. If you pay Bai Zhan back, he might think you are humiliating him. You can handle it yourself." Ruolin sighed with a headache and said helplessly. .
Lin Li looked at the steel awl in his hand, looked at Ruolin and asked, "Teacher, can you use this kind of teaching aid material as soon as you grab it? Are there any restrictions? If you want to grab it in battle, what should you do? Is it the most suitable?"
Lin Li remembered his previous attempt to snatch "Wu San", but was blocked.
But there is no difficulty in grabbing this one.
"This kind of teaching assistant that is not advanced and has no spirituality cannot recognize its master. It can be used by directly snatching it. However, there is usually a problem because it is bound to the space ring stained with essence and blood. It can only enter one kind of essence and blood. In the space ring, after snatching the teaching aid, it will become very troublesome to use.
For example, my "BBK Point Reading Machine", this kind of thing, if you hold one, your hands will not have any extra space.
Many teaching aids and stationery are quite large in size.
Wait, how could you, a wild cultivator, not know this... Wait, why do you ask? "
After Ruolin finished answering, she realized something was wrong.
"It's okay, just ask." Lin Li smiled.
"Then why did your eyes suddenly become so bright? You don't want to go back to your old career, do you?" Ruolin's mouth twitched.
"No, I just have good expectations for the future because I became the number one in the outer courtyard." Lin Li said loudly, looking upright.
"The school has a law enforcement team." Ruolin emphasized.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded.
"Strong law enforcement team!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Wait a minute, Yu Nian, I think I need to give you a lesson on moral character."
"Teacher Ruolin, I just used the brooch and am very tired. Now I urgently need to go back to the room to rest. Wang Qing, who is seriously injured, hasn't eaten yet. I'm going to take care of him!"
Lin Li said righteously.
"He was beaten like this by you..." Ruolin rolled her eyes, then waved her hand, "Forget it, go back."
Lin Li turned around and left without waiting for his fans.
He looked at his empty hands and nodded happily.
The "buttock needle" has been stored in the [space behind].
The teaching assistant can only enter one kind of space ring, which is the setting of this dungeon, but what does this have to do with the [space behind] that has nothing to do with this dungeon?
Lin Li even began to think about whether he could just grab it when he saw the man in black taking out the token to summon the figure.
