[Happy Chinese New Year to everyone! ! ! 】
【May all go well with you! In good health! ! 】
Thirty seconds is not a long time at all. Lin Li did not have any unbearable kindness. Facing Xiao Guoding who was kneeling on the ground, he struck out neatly and slashed twice with the Holy Sword. Xiao Guoding's hand was cut again. He couldn't cover his head either.
——Two green balls that were very similar to Lu Xiaoguo rolled gurglingly, came to Lin Li's side, and were chopped off.
Xiao Guoding's main attack method, cyclone, is generated from his hands. If his hands are cut off, most of his combat effectiveness will be reduced. More importantly:
"These two swords are my return gift to you on behalf of Lu Xiaoguo."
Regardless of whether the crazy Xiao Guoding could hear it, Lin Li said coldly:
"As for why there are two swords, that's because he said that a drop of kindness will be repaid with a surge of fists."
Xiao Guoding didn't speak, or he couldn't speak.
But Lin Li still vaguely heard his contemptuous laughter, and even struggled in the madness to raise his head and looked at Lin Li, with pain and provocation in his eyes.
Although it only lasted a second before he fell to his knees again due to mental torture, this undoubtedly angered Lin Li again.
He swung his sword coldly, and green juice burst out, splattering all over Lin Li's body. Xiao Guoding's face began to become noticeably thinner, looking particularly weak.
When the thirty seconds ended, Squidward's recorder turned into nothingness in the air, and Little Guo Ding was already dying.
His body was covered with wounds, and green blood covered his body. He collapsed on the ground, gasping for air.
"I suddenly feel... like a clown. I always feel that I almost know you and I can play with you at will. But every time, you escape from my plan. You are really a nuisance." people.
Zhen Guoli, I hate you.
What the hell is this clarinet, and where did it come from? You obviously have so many cards, but you have to wait until the last minute to use them. Maybe you are also a fairly qualified director? Know how to heighten dramatic conflict?
Or are you like me, the kind of person who likes to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, and enjoy being the kind of person who shows his true strength after being looked down upon by others?
Haha, I didn’t expect that we are still the same people. "
Xiao Guoding was lying in a pool of blood, not looking at Lin Li, but looking up at the ceiling of his living room, talking as if talking to himself.
Lin Li: "..."
Before you complete the task, how do you know what you are going to do next?
If all the tasks were listed directly, Lin Li might actually enter the dungeon to summon his partners, complete the tasks and run away quickly, and no one would get close to you.
However, Xiao Guoding's words made Lin Li understand a little bit, such as why he was arranged to be a "fake walk-on" despite his high status as a "director", and a character who was often beaten away by both good guys and villains.
Lin Li wiped off the juice from the Holy Sword, sat next to Xiao Guoding, and asked a lot of questions:
"Now it's my turn to be curious, little Guoding.
Did the attack I suffered on the first night have anything to do with you? Or did Orange Liuxiang do it on purpose? What's the purpose?
The process of this world was originally normal. When did it start to become different?
Since you hate me so much and want to kill me so much, why did you hold back before? Is it to "increase the dramatic conflict" as you just said?
And the poison on me, Jerry..."
The reason why Lin Li didn't kill Xiao Guoding immediately was that there were too many doubts in this dungeon, and he hadn't gotten an explanation yet.
But after the dungeon is completed, the system will not review it for itself. At most, it will play the 'CG' at the beginning. Lin Li always feels uncomfortable after walking through a dungeon in a daze.
"Ah."
Xiao Guoding laughed softly, green juice overflowed from the corners of his mouth and flowed to his cheeks. His eyes finally moved from the ceiling to Lin Li's body.
“Do you think with my personality, I would tell you?
When I see you happy, it feels more uncomfortable than when I die. No, I’m really going to die. This joke suddenly isn’t that funny. Damn it, what lines should I say now..."
Xiao Guoding also returned to her moody and crazy appearance, her expression and tone of voice were exaggerated.
"That's true." Lin Li nodded.
"And you are not willing to tell me your purpose. Sincerity cannot be replaced by sincerity."
"I really didn't lie to you, I'm a good person..."
"Do not believe."
Facing this 'unbelieving man', Lin Li could only sigh.
"Seeing that you look disappointed makes me very happy." Xiao Guoding said with a smile, "But there are so many people outside, you can come out after just asking a few times, and someone will tell you, ah, thinking of this, I Not happy again.”
"That's right. Then I'll ask them. They must know something. So, I'm going to fulfill my third purpose of coming here, which is to kill you." Lin Li nodded.
"Do it, I'm actually not afraid of death." Xiao Guoding raised his eyebrows disdainfully and looked at the ceiling again, "But I'm still quite dissatisfied with the way I died. Zhen Guoli, can you let me Should I commit suicide? This would be more tragic and make the plot more interesting."
"No, I'm afraid you have some tricks up your sleeve to capsize me in the gutter." Lin Li shook his head.
"You are better at this obscene thing. I'm really convinced that you are so capable yet still so stubborn." Xiao Guoding sighed helplessly and funny, "Okay, okay, you really should take action, otherwise I almost died on my own, so that’s even more boring.”
Even at this time, what Xiao Guoding cares about most is the attractiveness of the plot.
Lin Li stopped responding, nodded, and raised the Holy Sword in his hand high.
Xiao Guoding turned her head at this moment and looked at him with a smile.
Lin Li waved slightly for a moment.
"Have something to say?"
"There is something that I am super, super, super looking forward to, it should happen soon."
"What?"
"You will definitely not be able to sleep for three days and three nights after you find out, because the news is so shocking, just-"
Xiao Guoding prolonged her tone, and then...
"——Slightly, slightly, slightly~ I won’t tell you!"
Xiao Guoding grinned, sticking out her tongue and laughing.
Lin Li: "..."
Appetizing, right?
As a director, Xiao Guoding is qualified at this point.
If he was asked to write, he would definitely be very good at breaking up the chapters. Damn it, Lin Li was so angry that his teeth itched.
"Say it quickly!" Lin Li transformed into the anxious king and asked immediately.
"snort."
Xiao Guoding closed her eyes in satisfaction, with a triumphant smile on her lips: "Hurry up, do it quickly, don't wait and see, the audience will be dissatisfied."
What the hell!
"Shua——"
The king was so anxious that he raised the knife and dropped it. Little Guoding's head flew high and rolled to the edge of the sofa in the living room.
The smile on his face is still clearly visible.
Looking at Xiao Guoding's head, Lin Li finally sighed and felt relaxed again.
This time the story finally came to an end.
It was extremely quiet in the nearly airtight room.
Lin Li suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten someone, and quickly ran to the bedroom to look for the rookie.
The rookie was still crawling in the corner, but his eyes were dizzy and he was foaming at the mouth, as if he was about to die.
Canned herring is poisonous! ?
Lin Li was shocked. How could Xiao Guoding be so careful?
Lin Li quickly stepped forward and hugged the rookie into his arms, and Lin Li gave him a few big armbands.
"It hurts, it hurts—"
Fortunately, after receiving a real slap, the rookie finally woke up quietly.
"What just happened here?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know, I heard a very unpleasant music, and then I fell into a coma." The rookie said weakly, "If I know who it is, I will ask my brothers to beat him!"
"..."
It’s broken, it’s an own mistake.
[Squidward's Recorder] It seems that the only one who is immune to the impact is indeed his own host. The rookie was simply accidentally injured.
"It's okay, Xiao Guoding did it. Now that he has been dealt with by me, let's leave here." Lin Li said without changing his expression.
"Uh-huh!"
Lin Li and Rookie left the bedroom and walked towards the door of the house.
The rookie naturally noticed the separated body of Xiao Guoding, shrank his neck and hid behind Lin Li: "It's so bloody~"
"But the smell of green apples in this room is quite good now. It's much better than the bad smell just now."
Lin Li chuckled and continued walking forward.
The door was opened easily, but what was not easy was that there was a sealing iron layer on the outside of the door.
Lin Li slashed a few times with the Holy Sword, but only left a few shallow marks.
Lin Li looked at the rookie: "Do you have any idea?"
"Yes, I'm very good at this." The rookie patted his big belly and said confidently.
"Oh?" Lin Li looked at him in surprise and expectation.
I saw the rookie completely attaching his body to the iron sheet, then pointing his beak at the iron sheet, taking a deep breath, and then——
"Help!!!"
"Cool! Boss! Kawaii! Help!!!"
Lin Li: "..."
Your boy is really good at asking for help.
But now it seems that this is indeed the best solution - wait for the other three penguins to deal with the minions in the venue, and then save themselves and the rookie.
Although it should be possible to solve it with careless missiles and potatoes, there is no need to waste any more props. At the end of this dungeon, the props available to me are not enough. I hope that I can replenish some high-quality ones after the dungeon ends.
As for how the penguin knew his position, Lin Li wasn't worried at all. The other three penguins didn't know, but Liang Kuai, as the companion he summoned, must be able to sense his position.
I can finally hit Tom hard on the head. It has only been three or four days, but it feels like a month has passed, Lin Li said with emotion.
"..."
Lin Li's sentimental smile became a little stiff.
[Main mission (3/3): Eliminate the director. 】
[Task Tip: He is a special person in this world. 】
…
Lin Li opened the system interface and was about to receive the reward and use it. He found that task three was still hanging on it and had not been completed.
The rookie next to him was still calling for help. Amidst the noise, Lin Li slowly turned his head and looked at the little Guoding on the ground.
Neither the body nor the head changed positions, they were still lying quietly in their original positions, and no horrifying disappearance scene was found.
The only movement was probably the juice still slowly leaking out from the wound.
The little Guoding in front of him was already dead.
Lin Li's brain was running. First, Xiao Guoding did not really die;
Secondly, in this case, it can only be that... I guessed the wrong person. He is not the real director.
Fool.
Some clues that had once surprised Lin Li but had not given him much thought suddenly appeared in his mind.
Lin Li slowly walked towards Xiao Guoding's body, and then put his hand on his severed neck, where the blood was flowing.
Taking a little green juice, Lin Li put his hand into his mouth without hesitation.
The taste of astringent and sweet green apple juice.
Definitely not the taste of green sugar cane.
[We are born from the same roots, why are we in such a hurry to fight each other?
You see, the water flowing in our bodies is the same color. To be honest, Lu Xiaoguo and this unknown knight, in fact, the water flowing in my body is also green apple juice. I dare to swear to God!
So you must have tried it! There is no need to juice me. 】
These were the words Xiao Guoding begged for mercy to him the next day when he and Lu Xiaoguo stormed into Thief Mei Shuyan's base camp.
Xiao Guoding really didn't lie to himself. What was flowing in his body was really green apple juice.
No wonder the newbie only smelled green apples.
And when he was fighting, he also ignored this - because he was also injured and shed a lot of green apple juice. Even if Xiao Guoding's blood splashed into his mouth, he would only subconsciously think it was... Bleeding internally.
A possibility that was difficult to accept slowly rose from the bottom of the water, revealing a green tip on the surface of the water.
Lu Xiaoguo.
Lu Xiaoguo was already buried in the oil pan.
Lin Li kept sorting through the information of the past few days in his mind, and it was strange that he could not understand.
Lin Li's emotions were very complicated now.
He needed to find the dead Lu Xiaoguo to verify.
As for the method.
Lin Li took out the latest Aipingguo14 Pro Max 1TB Yuanfeng Blue version.
He unblocked a number and tried to make a call.
[We are connecting you to the contact "Lu Xiaoguo", please wait. 】
There were still only rookie calls for help in the room. Lu Xiaoguo's cell phone was no longer on Xiao Guoding's body.
"Du-du--"
[Sorry, the user you contacted "Lu Xiaoguo" is temporarily unavailable. Please call again later. 】
The call didn't go through, so Lin Li immediately chose to call again.
Once, twice, three times, four times...
Lin Li sat on the ground and dialed persistently.
He has plenty of time.
"Beep-beep."
After who knows how many times, perhaps because the other party completely understood Lin Li's determination, the call was finally connected.
On the display screen of the mobile phone that defaults to video calling, the "Lu Xiaoguo" interface is completely black, and neither a word nor a sound is made.
The two fell into a brief, quiet confrontation.
Lin Li took a deep breath, looked at the screen with some sadness, and spoke proactively:
“What shall I call you when I speak again?
Is it Lu Xiaoguo from the Lu family? Or... Xiaoguo Lu from the Xiaoguo family? "
"..."
There was a period of silence first.
The darkness of the screen slowly faded away, as if the obstruction was removed, and a familiar face was revealed on the other side of the screen.
Except for his face, which is all green, with thick eyebrows, a naive expression, and the all-too-familiar nose that never ends, there is no doubt that it is Lu Xiaoguo.
His hands are still sound.
He sat on the chair, took a deep breath, looked at Lin Li, and said:
"Lu Xiaoguo, although it's not my real name, I've been called this for a long time, so I'm used to it."
When I re-watched Gobo Attack, I discovered a very interesting point.
Xiaoguoding is the only green sugar cane among sugar canes, it is green.
His name is the same as Lu Xiaoguo, with the word "little fruit" in it.
Little Guoding is the real villain and all his plans come true.
Lu Xiaoguo is the "lucky" player in the decent group. He also has the most perfect love. Among the protagonists, there is basically no failure.
So I thought, this animation that often breaks the dimensional wall, could they be the directors and write such a world.
Someone in the book club circle mentioned before that Lu Xiaoguo's dubbing was the director. Unfortunately, Xiao Guoding was the teacher Deng Hong. It would have been better if he was also the director.
I will soon start to sort out all the logic before and after, and recover all the foreshadowing.
But the ending shouldn’t be particularly dark (probably)
Everyone can look forward to it, it’s coming soon, there are only a few chapters left.
(End of chapter)
