167. Xiao Guoding’s gift, from Papaya Boy

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Just looking at the scenery presentation content of different layers, there is actually no difference between layers.

No one was standing guard at the exit of the Lotus Elevator, everything was as usual.

"Pee, pee, twist and turn to the end, the green line shoots the green grass, and the night becomes fertilizer."

The two came to the third floor, and Lu Xiaoguo was still singing his new masterpiece. It was said that he had an inspiration when he went to the toilet before going to bed last night.

This was his previous work in animation. Lin Li vaguely remembered that it was done on the third or second level, but now, things have changed.

"Don't you think this poem is a bit similar to the "Ode to the Mouse" last time?"

"The words are all different, but they are similar. I think they are completely different." Lu Xiaoguo sniffed and retorted seriously.

Lin Li couldn't refute for a moment and was about to sigh when he noticed something in his field of vision. He raised his eyebrows and poked Lu Xiaoguo on the shoulder:

"Lu Xiaoguo, Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Chuixue seem to have left something behind for us."

"Oh? Is this a clue? How do you know that Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Fubuki left it for us? Did you write their names on it?"

"...What you said is really right, the name is really written on it." Lin Li pointed helplessly in front of him and sighed.

A huge stone like the sign on the side of the "Mass Grave" was placed on the only way not far from the entrance to the third floor. However, the words engraved on this stone were: "Pineapple Blowing Snow and Orange Liuxiang are written to Lu Xiaoguo. The letter is under the stone."

The stone was so huge that it was impossible to ignore it. Lu Xiaoguo was only half a body behind Lin Li, and his attention was focused on the new environment.

It's a bit of a pity.

If it wasn't obvious, Lin Li would definitely find a way to check it so that only he could see it - for example, after leaving, ask Jerry to come over and read it, and then repeat the content to him.

"..."

Even Lu Xiaoguo seemed a little silent about this scene and the result.

"Then I'll go see what's written."

After he reacted, he stepped forward and pulled out the letter that was buried under the stone.

"Can I watch?" Lin Li asked.

It was very polite. After all, what was written on the big stone was for Lu Xiaoguo.

"Yeah, let's see." Lu Xiaoguo didn't mind at all.

"Brother Xiaoguo, I'll go and play with you."

The two opened the envelope and this was the first sentence.

"..."

Lin Li and Lu Xiaoguo turned to look at each other in tacit understanding, big eyes facing small eyes.

"right now I am……"

"It's okay, just keep reading." Lu Xiaoguo shook his head and said nonchalantly.

"Goodbye Xiaoguo, please die soon."

"This shameless man, Makoto, must have not left yet. He shamelessly stayed here to take a peek."

"How shameless! Bah, bah, bah!"

"One day I have to find a way to pickle him! No, castrate him! No, pickle him and then castrate him! No, castrate him and then pickle him!"

This is the first page of the text, the beginning of the letter.

Lin Li almost no longer recognizes the words pickled and castrated.

And suddenly I want to chew sugar cane, and it must be green-skinned.

"..."

"This is probably not written by Cheng Liuxiang and Pineapple Blowing Snow." Lin Li rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "From the tone and content, I am more inclined to think that it was written by this cheap sugar cane Xiao Guoding."

"Oh, that walk-on guy?" Lu Xiaoguo didn't seem to be impressed by him.

Then the text of the letter finally arrived:

"Boluo Chuixue and I have quit the Three Musketeers of Fruit and have severed all ties with you, Brother Xiaoguo. The path we have chosen now is to join a fruit processing factory and become hard-working workers. We will go to work on time every day and work overtime voluntarily..."

It is the main text, rather it is the "Employee Code" of the fruit processing factory. The level of capital is similar to what Spongebob taught him.

This goes on for several pages.

"If you want to question why we did this? Oh, come to the fruit processing factory on the sixth floor (crossed out), and the headquarters of the traitors and traitors on the third floor, and we will tell you."

"——Xiao Guokou (the handwriting is crossed out).

——Luan Chenbei (the handwriting was crossed out again).

——Original handwriting by Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Fubuki. "

Such perfunctory forgery is not the most egregious thing.

What's even more outrageous is that there are two dark solid dots on the letter. The dots were circled with a black pen, and each was connected by a straight line and marked: "Pineapple blowing snow is not afraid of the blood stains shed by inducements" and "Orange leaves fragrance and would rather die." The blood stains shed by not writing the "letter to persuade Lu Xiaoguo to surrender".

Lin Li felt a little embarrassed when he saw this label.

"The damn Luochenbei and Xiaoguokou must have caught something about Pineapple Fuxue and Cheng Liuxiang, and then threatened them. They would rather die than surrender, and they actually tortured them. I must demolish the fruit processing factory!"

After reading the letter, Lu Xiaoguo was already furious, and the pupils in his eyes turned into the shape of flames.

Lin Li was very moved - he thought that with Lu Xiaoguo's IQ, he would really think that this letter was written by Pineapple Chuixue and Cheng Liuxiang.

It can only be said that the person who wrote the letter understands Lu Xiaoguo and knows exactly how to manipulate his emotions.

"Let's go. Although Pineapple Chuixue is missing, we still have Jerry to save Huaguoshan and restore peace to the Fruit World!" Lin Li did not refute the content of the letter, because it made no sense. He followed Lu Xiaoguo's idea and went on.

"Walk!"

Lu Xiaoguo rushed into the area with Lin Li as if he had been given a shot of blood.

"etc!"

He suddenly stopped, as if he had discovered something.

"What's wrong?"

"Who are Xiao Guokou and Luan Chen Bei? Why have I never heard of them? Are they new employees of the fruit processing factory?" Lu Xiaoguo fell into thinking, "As the saying goes, only when you know yourself and your enemy can you...be able to do that. What."

Lin Li let out a long sigh.

"First of all, it is to win every battle...Secondly, Lu Xiaoguo, I said is there a possibility, I mean possible. This is Xiao Guokou and Luan Chenbei, is it Xiao Guoding and Luan Chen Zezi? But the words are not finished? "

"!" Lu Xiaoguo was shocked, and then suddenly realized.

"That's it! You are so smart, Guoli."

"……Thanks."

Lin Li is now firmly certain of one thing: Never trust Lu Xiaoguo's IQ at any time or in any place.

"Help!" A male voice suddenly called for help from a forest path not far away.

"Kill him for me!"

"Help, I have an eighty-year-old grandmother to support at home! Help!"

Soon, a young man whose fruit was papaya, while shouting for mercy and help, fled towards Lin Li and Lu Xiaoguo, looking back from time to time to see the progress of the pursuers.

Lin Li naturally remembered this character, Papaya Boy.

According to the plot of the animation, he had already defected to the rebellious ministers and traitors, and now he deliberately asked the Three Musketeers of Fruit to rescue him, and then took the protagonists to the papaya processing factory to trick them into eating food laced with sweat medicine.

However, in the anime, because Pineapple Fubuki is an expert in using the Mongolian Sweat Potion, he realized something was wrong early on and used the trick to defeat it easily.

Later, the guards were defeated and the Papaya Processing Factory was saved, and Papaya Boy also ostensibly changed his ways.

Lin Li's memory of this role is still very clear, because he is actually one of the walk-ons of Xiao Guoding Lian, and he is also unwilling to accept his status as a walk-on.

At the end of the animation, during Xiao Guoding's showdown, he piloted the older generation Guobao mecha and cooperated with Xiao Guoding to transform into Guoyuan Tianzun.

Normally, he would listen to Xiao Guoding's orders, causing chaos in the fruit world.

"No, the villagers are in danger, let's go and save them!" Cheng Liuxiang, who had the most sense of justice, was not around, so the person who said this became Lu Xiaoguo.

"Um."

Lin Li nodded.

If the plot remains the same, you can use it to your advantage. If the plot changes, you can also exploit it as you see fit.

On this level, you need to be careful. The third level is also the level where Pineapple Xiaowei was originally supposed to appear.

In the picture, Papaya boy tripped over a stone on the ground and fell face first to the ground.

But something different from the one in the animation happened in the next second. The two pursuers behind him jumped up high and struck the Papaya boy with a sword.

The real sword came into contact with Papaya's body and merged.

His head was cut into two holes, and yellow papaya juice slowly flowed out from inside.

"Ah - ah -" Papaya boy kept breathing in due to fear and pain, but could not say a word.

He raised his incomplete head and stretched out one hand in the direction of Lin Li. He moved his body hard this way. In his eyes full of panic and disbelief, the sense of life was passing away.

The long strands of papaya juice trailed on the ground, looking a bit scary even if they weren't bright red in color.

Then the pursuer didn't seem to react to this scene at all, and his expression didn't change at all. He slowly followed up, raising his knife to kill again.

"Stop! How dare you do this!"

Lu Xiaoguo saw this and was furious.

Because the pursuers were just two sugar canes, not mechas, he rushed forward with the Sword of Love. With his superb swordsmanship, he instantly blocked the attacks of the two pursuers.

"Guo Li, look at the villager's injuries and see if you can save him. I'll catch these two hateful guys!"

"Um."

Lin Li didn't say much and ran towards Papaya Boy.

It shouldn't be like this.

The Four Evil Thieves and Dongfang Qiufei should be villains in name only. They should not actually harm any fruit villagers.

Villagers did die before, such as Pineapple Xiaowei, Scarface and Cross-Eyed Wolf, but these scenes were limited to only oneself.

But now, in front of Lu Xiaoguo, the villagers' limbs were mutilated, and it was Dongfang Qiubai's men who did it.

Also, he is a true villain.

This is not a good sign.

Lin Li ran up to Papaya Boy, took his hand, and immediately asked, "Are you okay?"

"Ah——" Papaya boy didn't respond.

At this time, people are always used to asking nonsense questions.

"Well, you must not be well. Is there any way you can save your injury? If not, I will follow my own method."

Of course, it was impossible for Lin Li to give him the [Bing Liang Pill]. At most, it would be a physical bandage.

The papaya boy, whose face had been cut into a triangle, shook his head, but it seemed that he was not responding to Lin Li's question. Tears slowly flowed out of his eyes.

"It shouldn't be like this."

"It shouldn't be like this!"

He repeated this sentence in a hoarse voice, and his emotions gradually became more intense.

"What should it look like?"

Lin Li asked immediately.

As if he thought of some life-saving straw, the Papaya boy's trembling hands reached into his arms.

"If something goes wrong, just open it and it will save me! Yes, Xiao Guoding said, this thing will save me!"

Papaya boy murmured.

He slowly took out a box with papaya juice and opened it. There was a button inside, which he pressed eagerly.

"Papaya boy, when you hear this recording, I think you have encountered a very dangerous situation. Next, do as I say, so that you can be saved."

Xiao Guoding's voice came out from the loudspeaker under the button, with seriousness and seriousness.

Lin Li was also listening.

"The method is -

Sorry, there is no help. You have been abandoned by me, and our gameplay has been changed to a different one, slightly~

If you’re a walk-on, you’d better just be a walk-on. No, the next second, you should be a walk-on~~”

Seriousness and seriousness disappeared instantly, and the tone turned into playful and cute. However, what was completely inconsistent with the tone was the extremely cold-blooded content.

"ah--"

It seemed that his hope had been subverted and his faith collapsed. The Papaya kid, who was already dying and holding on for a breath, looked up to the sky in despair and let out a hoarse scream.

"This shouldn't be..."

Before he could finish speaking, his pupils completely lost color.

One of the real villains died in Lin Li's arms.

"Zhen Guoli, you should be nearby now, right? Hey, can you hear me?" Xiao Guoding's playful voice continued, "Oh, I forgot that I was recording. You responded to me too. If you can’t hear me, you won’t really answer, right?”

"This is my gift to you, I hope you like it."

"Of course, the gift I am referring to is definitely not Papaya Boy's body. That would be too much, and I would be very unwelcome~

The real gift is..."

The voice became serious again.

"——It's the bomb I fed him before. Don't worry, it shouldn't kill you."

It turned playful again, but it caused Lin Li's pupils to tremble.

"Didi."

The moment the sound of the tape recorder fell, Lin Li heard such a beeping sound in Papaya Boy's belly.

"Guobao Mecha, return—"

This was the only way he could think of to reduce the damage in a desperate situation.

However, the world is fair.

Orange Fragrance Pineapple Blowing Snow, they don't have the invincible frame, and neither does Lin Li.

"boom--"

First he was swept away by the flames of the explosion, and then pushed by the air wave, Lin Li flew straight out like a kite with its string broken, and fell hard on a big tree in the distance.

"Hiss-fuck..."

Lin Li felt like his ribs were broken - if he had ribs in his current body.

Lin Li's hand immediately reached to the top of his head and took off his iron bucket.

No, it's hardly a bucket now.

Apart from the angular frame lines, there is nothing left of this "iron barrel".

Even if Lin Li squeezes it lightly with his current hand, the remaining steel bars will deform.

None of the armor Tiegu recovered last night was left, and it was almost scrapped.

The only good news is probably that since this thing still exists, then I haven't suffered any actual harm.

"Fortunately, bombs in this world follow basic rules." There are limits to the size and power of bombs that can be swallowed by Papaya Boy.

Lin Li pushed aside his clothes and saw Jerry, the symbol of his dizziness, with stars flying all over his head. He was making an S-shape and couldn't walk in a straight line, stumbling out of his pocket.

If the Papaya boy had swallowed Jerry's "little firecracker", he might have met the Lord of the Dead - His brooch. After entering the dungeon, Lin Li had been wearing it, almost like an iron bucket. Never taken off.

"Why are you so incompetent? You blew people up in broad daylight."

Jerry knocked on his head and used his body to describe the content resentfully.

"I took it too lightly." Lin Li shook his head and reflected on his own problem.

The trajectory of his behavior seemed to be calculated very clearly.

Both the letters and the recordings in Papaya Boy's hands all prove this.

Xiao Guoding knew that she knew the original plot. In the future, she could no longer think that she had a God's perspective and rely on "stereotyped" impressions to judge the behavior of certain characters.

Judging from what Papaya Boy muttered before his death, he was completely unprepared for this situation.

Perhaps, he originally believed that Xiao Guoding was still the walk-on leader and would take him out of his role as a walk-on and become the protagonist at the end of the animation.

"Zhen Guoli, are you okay!!"

In the distance, Lu Xiaoguo, who tied two sugar cane soldiers with ropes, dragged the two prisoners and ran towards Lin Li in a panic.

"I just heard a huge explosion. Did something happen here? Hey, where were the Papaya villagers just now?"

Lu Xiaoguo trotted to Lin Li's side, checked Lin Li's injuries, and asked at the same time.

"It turned into papaya juice all over the floor."

Lu Xiaoguo: "..."

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He wears MC's skin but does immoral things.

(End of chapter)