"When will they wake up like this?"
After silently raising the "danger level" of "Lu Xiaoguo piloting the Xiaoguo Mecha" in his mind, Lin Li looked at the unconscious Cheng Liuxiang and Pineapple Fubuki on the ground and asked.
"I don't know," Lu Xiaoguo shook his head, "But a great man once said that time is the only criterion for testing truth."
"It's practice...but what you said is probably right." Lin Li couldn't complain and looked at Lu Xiaoguo: "So, how do you plan to practice it."
The next second, Lin Li saw Lu Xiaoguo rolling up his sleeves, then raising the Love Sword, walking up and giving the unconscious two people a hard butt thrust.
I remembered that last night Cheng Liuxiang said that the way to wake up the sleeping Pineapple Chuixue and Lu Xiaoguo was to give them a sword in the butt.
"Pfft——"
Fresh orange juice and pineapple juice flowed out.
"Wake up!" Lu Xiaoguo called kindly.
"Ah!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Fubuki jumped three feet high, covered their buttocks, and started running around Lu Xiaoguo.
Although the way to wake people up is a bit hardcore, let’s just say they are awake or not.
"Why did we suddenly faint just now?"
"I don't know, it seems like I was attacked by a sly eyebrow."
After the pain eased, Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Fubuki chatted. It seemed that they had not realized the real culprit of their coma.
"Lu Xiaoguo, where is the Fruit Treasure Mecha you just summoned?" The two people came to Lu Xiaoguo with their buttocks covered, and asked curiously: "It's so handsome, show us again."
"Hehehe," Lu Xiaoguo was a little embarrassed by the praise and scratched his head, "Then I'll summon him again."
Lin Li also watched this scene with great interest.
"Hey! Hui!" Lu Xiaoguo began to dance his Love Sword, and after posing, he said: "Guobao mecha, return to your position!"
It's basically the same as in the animation. Following Lu Xiaoguo's command, Xiaoguo Zhanbao's head will come out first and start to rotate around the ground. During the rotation, a magic circle is formed. Soon, Xiaoguo Zhanbao's head will come out. The body slowly emerged from the inside, and the last step was naturally the combination of the head and the body.
"Wow - it's really cool. It must be worth a lot of money." Pineapple Chuixue looked at the mecha up and down and sighed.
"How can this thing be measured by money? This is the mecha we must have to become a great hero." Cheng Liuxiang's eyes were a little envious, and he took out his rusty kitchen knife and took another look.
"This is not the most powerful one. The most powerful one is the Fruit Lover Missile!" Lu Xiaoguo's somewhat ecstatic voice came out from inside the mecha, "I'll show it to you guys."
Lin Li's expression changed wildly, and he silently hid behind Xiao Guo Zhan Bao.
"Patriot missiles!" Lu Xiaoguo shouted.
Lin Li didn't understand the mentality of shouting loudly when using skills, for fear that others wouldn't know what it was, but then he thought about the time when he was playing Landlord, he had to shout against three, and Wang Zha was even more afraid that he would lose the tiles. I have some understanding.
Xiaoguo Zhanbao clasped his hands together and fired two missiles from them.
Lin Li witnessed with his own eyes what it means to play ballistically without following the routine. Of course, Lin Li only witnessed it with his own eyes. Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Fuxue scored twice.
"Wow, you murdered your own brother!!"
"It turns out that I wasn't attacked by Thief Eyes just now, but by Lu Xiaoguo!"
The two poor people communicated while running away.
But how could the fruit outrun the missile? With a loud noise, the two people passed out again.
Lin Li came out from behind Xiaoguo Zhanbao and took out his steel rod: "This time, let me wake them up!"
——
The four of them did not waste time. After a short rest, they set off again towards Huaguo Mountain. However, Cheng Liuxiang and Pineapple Blowing Snow did not walk very naturally, always covering their buttocks with one hand.
After waking them up, Lin Li told them the information he had obtained from Xiao Guoding again. He deliberately described it in a more sinister manner, trying to make them more eager to go to the fifth floor of Huaguo Mountain.
"Pineapple Chuixue, it is said that this section is where the White Snake is. Your Red Sky Sword needs to be consecrated here." Chengliuxiang looked at the map and said to Pineapple Chuixue.
There is a huge stone next to me with the words "Ranshigang (Big White Python Infested)" written on it.
"Oh, really, it's finally time for the real protagonist to appear, right?" Pineapple Fubuki picked up her hair and looked around excitedly.
"Come and eat, the fragrant and sweet McDonald's..." There is a stall next to the stone, and people inside are shouting, "The new store just opened today, and all the food is free!"
"Huh? McDonald's! I want to eat it!" Lu Xiaoguo's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he walked over without hesitation.
"Free?" The one with shining eyes was Pineapple Blowing Snow.
"Lu Xiaoguo, if you don't act rationally, why would a McDonald's appear in this place? It's obviously a trap." Lin Li sighed helplessly, "If you eat the kidneys, you will be sold immediately."
Especially... the person hawking inside was obviously just Xiao Guoding wearing an extra headscarf and heavy makeup.
I don’t know if it was Lin Li’s illusion, but he was on Xiao Guoding’s body.
"Guest, please don't talk about us like that. I own a McDonald's, but I can still sell you poisonous burgers?" Xiao Guoding said righteously.
"Then do you sell watermelons?" Lin Li asked.
"?"
"Hurry up and give me one!" Lu Xiaoguo couldn't wait to be "killed".
In the animation, through this method, Lu Xiaoguo lost his fighting ability, and then the pineapple blew the snow and killed the snake. After being swallowed by the snake, he summoned the fruit mecha and saved his companions.
Lin Li naturally did not intend to go through this process, and he would not do anything because of Xiao Guoding's threat. Just when Lin Li was about to overturn the stall, he found that Xiao Guoding froze after opening the lid of the incubator. .
Lin Li and the others looked at the incubator curiously. A brown mouse with a bulging belly was lying leisurely inside. At this time, there was still half a hamburger left in his hand - this was also the only hamburger in the incubator. Surrounded by empty burger wrappers.
Xiao Guoding:?
Lu Xiaoguo: w(Д)w (the pain and despair of not being able to eat hamburgers)
Seeing that he suddenly saw the light again, Jerry looked around and waved to everyone. After noticing Lin Li, he signaled with his movements and eyes: "Do you want to eat, Lin Li? I can break half of it for you."
"These are poisoned and not very healthy, so I won't eat them." Lin Li declined Jerry's offer.
Every time this kid appears, the place and time are always unexpected.
"I just said why are you so sleepy after eating it? Go to bed. Good night."
Jerry opened his mouth and stuffed the last half of the burger into his stomach. He stood up and burped, jumped out of the incubator, got back into Lin Li's clothes, and fell asleep.
The five people looked at each other.
The scene was very awkward for a moment.
"Xiao Guoding, I knew your trick wouldn't work!" A slightly mature voice came from behind the rocks.
"Third brother, it's better for us two brothers to join forces and kill these four brats directly." Another voice said.
The owner of the voice soon showed up. He was his old friend, Thief Eyes, and the third of the four evil thieves - the one who recognized the thief as his father.
(End of chapter)
