"I know that you are all very powerful, so I only had the courage to come to you after I practiced to the point where I could use sword energy."
Lin Li said, waving the steel rod at the same time, showing several air waves formed by flames.
"My strength is pretty good. If I encounter enemies outside, even if I can't help you, I can definitely protect myself and won't drag you down."
"And in addition to this, I am also an inventor, and I have many interesting little inventions that I can use."
Lin Li laid the groundwork for his subsequent actions that might use props.
Anyway, the world of "Fruit Attack" should be understandable.
"If you're worried about this, Cheng Liuxiang, we can discuss it as far as it goes."
"This..." Cheng Liuxiang hesitated.
"In terms of strength, let's just say you have passed the level." After putting out the fire, Pineapple Blowing Snow came over and said:
"Second question, Cheng Liuxiang, Lu Xiaoguo and I have known each other for a long time. We all know each other's character, but we know nothing about you.
We cannot guarantee your motives because we simply cannot be sure of the authenticity of what you just described. "
"First of all, I can do anything to prove myself." Lin Li did not look at Pineapple Blowing Snow, but looked at Orange Liuxiang and said:
"Secondly, no matter what my character is, I think it is a suitable choice for you to let me join you.
If I am a good person and have strength, I can be your helper.
If I were a bad person, I would have no chance to do bad things under your noses, right?
It doesn't matter if you don't trust me at the moment, I just want to join you, punish evil and promote good with you, and then prove that I am a truly good person, please give me a chance! "
Lin Li clasped his hands into fists and lowered his head slightly, showing his sincerity.
"Um...this." Cheng Liuxiang scratched his head, as if he didn't know how to refute Lin Li's words, "It seems to make sense."
"Well, now that things have happened, I have to tell you the real reason for rejecting you." Pineapple Chuixue sighed and shook his head.
"Why?"
"Because you-" Pineapple Chuixue pointed at Lin Li and said slowly, "You are so ordinary!"
Lin Li: "..."
It's a personal attack, right? Can you do something new in the copy?
"You don't have flowing purple hair like mine, so you're not handsome enough." Seeing that Lin Li didn't speak, Pineapple Chuixue continued and smoothed the bangs on his forehead.
"There are no leaves as huge as Chengliuxiang's head, which is not convenient enough."
Hearing this, Cheng Liuxiang also shook the huge leaf above her head in cooperation.
"I don't need to hold an umbrella when it rains."
"As for Lu Xiaoguo, you don't have his... um... endless snot... no, it's the richest person in the world with money." Pineapple Chuixue looked at Lu Xiaoguo, hesitated for a while, and then said.
Lu Xiaoguo looked at the conversation between several people stupidly and subconsciously sniffed.
The snot was sucked back for only a second before returning to its original position.
"You are too ordinary."
"Does this... ordinary and joining you have any impact?" Lin Li asked hesitantly.
This body of mine really has no characteristics, it is just an ordinary Green Apple resident.
The eyes of Pineapple Blowing Snow and Orange Liuxiang changed into the [funny] expression. They did not look at Lin Li and said slightly embarrassed:
"It's too ordinary. How can you be the protagonist? Children can't remember you, so naturally they won't like watching it. It will affect our ratings."
"Yes, yes, you don't look like a protagonist. It's like...like a walk-on." Cheng Liuxiang also agreed with a smile.
Lin Li: "..."
This reason is really... very consistent with "Fruit Attack".
He suddenly understood Xiao Guoding. If they were looked down upon like this all the time, Lin Li would even want to stab them in the back.
In the plot, in the early stages of the plot, the protagonist group actually did not think highly of the role of a supporting actor, and would often break the dimensional wall and say words such as director, new era values, and cartoons.
So it’s normal to say this now.
But Lin Li was thinking of more at the moment.
In this case, is the real purpose of main mission one, to increase one's presence and become a recognized protagonist?
The more Lin Li thought about it, the more reasonable it became.
"Now please call me cuckold Lin Li." Lin Li sighed, took out the iron bucket and put it on his head, "As long as I can keep this iron bucket from taking off, it can become an anchor point for me. Can’t that be considered a characteristic of me becoming the protagonist?”
"Why is the protagonist's characteristic a cuckold? Then everyone can be the protagonist." Pineapple Chuixue still shook his head.
"Don't slander me, Pineapple Chuixue, I have never been a cuckold." Cheng Liuxiang immediately broke the news.
Then he looked at Lihua Shi and then at Pineapple Fubuki, and his expression changed drastically.
It was great, he was gradually understanding everything.
"Are you... expressing your condolences?"
"Go to hell!"
"Fuck you! I'm talking about pure green hats! Don't bring bad children!"
Pineapple Fubuki and Lihua Shi took out their swords at the same time and thrust them into Chengliuxiang's body unceremoniously.
"Ouch~~"
It's a bit difficult to handle.
Lin Li fell into thinking. Lu Xiaoguo probably wouldn't mind him, but Cheng Liuxiang and Pineapple Chuixue were very concerned.
"If you let me join you, the money I will earn in the future will be divided between Pineapple Fubuki and Orange Liuxiang. I have always regarded you as a great hero. You don't want to disappoint your fanboy, right?"
Lin Li tried to attack their weaknesses.
Pineapple Fubuki is obsessed with money, while Orange Liuxiang has always wanted to be a big hero.
"That's not the case..." However, what Lin Li didn't expect was that Pineapple Chuixue, who regarded wealth as his life, shook his head almost without hesitation.
"As your hero, I can't even..."
The same is true for Orange Liuxiang. This task seems a bit difficult to handle.
"I think we should let him join."
At this time, Lu Xiaoguo, who was only responsible for sniffing, walked between the three of them and spoke.
Neither Orange Liuxiang nor Pineapple Fubuki said anything, but looked at him, waiting for his next words.
"I think we have always been the Three Musketeers, and the audience may be tired of watching them, so why not try something new now." Lu Xiaoguo said unhurriedly, "And I think that as the protagonist, we really need a backup player. , to reflect our identity.
I remember how there was a saying...I remembered it! Flowers lined with cow dung! "
"It's the green leaves lining the red flowers!" Lin Li and Cheng Liuxiang said at the same time.
"Even if you want to use cow dung and flowers, it should be cow dung as a lining for flowers, Lu Xiaoguo!" Looking at Lin Li who was talking to her at the same time, Cheng Liuxiang raised her eyebrows and continued.
"Almost, almost." Lu Xiaoguo waved his hand nonchalantly and even made a gesture.
"Brother Xiao Guo is right. After I join your Guobao Three Musketeers, you can let me do any dirty work. I have no regrets!" Lin Li said righteously, looking like he would sacrifice for justice. own spirit.
——Definitely not because he knows that this team does not have dirty work and backbreaking work.
"And when it comes to new things, I'm very good at helping you!" Leziren Lin Li firmly believed this.
"Since Lu Xiaoguo said so, I actually don't have any objections. If Lin Li wants to join, that's fine." Cheng Liuxiang changed his mind quickly and became indifferent.
"You have no objection, then I have no objection either." Pineapple Blowing Snow also nodded.
"Then we have reached an agreement." The three fruit treasures looked at each other and nodded.
"We welcome you to join, Lin Li." Then two people stepped forward, and one of them held Lin Li's hand.
"Eh? Eh?" Lu Xiaoguo found at the side that he had no hands to hold.
"Then I am now a member of the Three Musketeers of Fruit?" Lin Li asked tentatively, "No, the Four Musketeers of Fruit?"
"No," the eyes of the two of them turned obscene [funny] again, "Now it's "The Three Musketeers of Fruit + A Walk-on""
Lin Li: "..."
"That's not right." Lu Xiaoguo on the side was confused.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked immediately.
"Why is there one more person, but there are still only three of us Guobao Swordsmen?"
"Lu Xiaoguo, did you forget to count yourself again?" Cheng Liuxiang was not surprised at all.
"I counted." Lu Xiaoguo frowned, as if he was very puzzled, and he started counting again.
"One, two, two, three."
"Three, two, two, one." To make sure he counted correctly, Lu Xiaoguo went back and counted again.
"There are only three people!" he firmly believed.
"oops!"
Except for Lu Xiaoguo and Lin Li, everyone else fainted just like in the cartoon.
The standing Lin Li was out of place at the moment, so Lu Xiaoguo gradually looked at him, as if to let him solve his doubts.
"Ah...ah." Lin Li said hesitantly, and then 'fainted'.
All for the sake of being gregarious.
It was definitely not that Lin Li felt that he could not teach Lu Xiaoguo mathematics.
