[This chapter mainly focuses on the anime plot, but everyone has probably forgotten it, so it doesn’t hurt to take a look. 】
"Jerry, do you know what you are doing?"
Lin Li smiled and said to Jerry with emphasis on every word.
Jerry is still not that big, no matter how tall he is now, he has been proportionally scaled.
"..."
"hey-hey."
Jerry pulled out the straw and put it behind him, covering his ears with a 'honest and honest' smile on his face.
Green juice spurted out from the wound, drawing a wonderful arc. Strictly speaking, this was his own blood.
"..."
After hesitating for a while, Lin Li reached out to take some and tasted it.
Pure apple juice, no pollution and no additives, tastes great.
"Does it taste good? Do you need a straw? Here you go." Jerry stepped forward flatteringly and handed Lin Li a straw.
"I'll beat you up!" Lin Li raised his hand and punched Jerry, making stars appear in his eyes.
The wound was still bleeding juice. Lin Li bent down and touched the ground with his hand, and the wound on his body slowly healed.
My own abilities are still there.
"A body that can be punctured by a straw is too fragile, isn't it?" Lin Li murmured to himself.
"I am a great hero~I am a great hero~"
Other sounds came to his ears, attracting Lin Li's attention.
At the end of the lawn, there is a clear river with gurgling water.
There is a hammock hanging between the two cherry trees next to it.
At this time, there was an orange jelly that was constantly jumping up and down on it.
Definitely the orange scent.
The orange Liuxiang who aspires to be a great hero.
The plot had obviously begun. Lin Li directly put Jerry into his clothes and slowly walked towards Cheng Liuxiang's position.
Cheng Liuxiang fell down from the hammock, and Venus appeared above his head. He opened his eyes: "Hey, it turned out to be a dream?"
A strawberry jelly suddenly rushed in front of him - Shangguan Ziyi.
"Ziyi, are you here too?"
"You just like to daydream!"
"No, I was just practicing Tianwaifeixian in my dream."
Cheng Liuxiang pulled out an ordinary sword from her back and waved it.
Lin Li, who was watching, narrowed his eyes.
"You need to be careful about this situation." Lin Li warned himself in his heart.
In "Fruit Attack", almost everyone has the ability to take out things from behind.
Lin Li, who had prepared for the worst and regarded the world as his imaginary enemy, was thinking about this.
Seeing is not necessarily believing.
"Forget it, with a qualification like yours, even if you practice for another ten years, you won't be able to achieve anything extraordinary."
"Oh, if I can't succeed after ten years of practice, then I will practice for twenty years, then thirty years, until I succeed." Cheng Liuxiang did not give up.
"It's useless. A salted fish will still be a salted fish even in thirty years. There is absolutely no way he can become a great hero."
"Ziyi, you are too underestimated. I only know that if a person has no dreams, he is really just like a salted fish!"
Cheng Liuxiang started practicing her sword, while Shangguan Ziyi whispered her love beside her.
Lin Li watched with great interest.
This ridiculous system, at least at the beginning of the dungeon, was very earthly. Such dialogues and scenes gave Lin Li the feeling of dreaming back to his childhood.
"I will send you away. Thousands of miles away, you will be silent and black and white."
Behind the hammock, on a bridge over the river, a peach was talking to a pineapple, and Lin Li's eyes were also attracted to it.
It is a pear blossom poem and a pineapple blowing snow, and the main body is a peach and a pineapple.
"The investment failed, the stock market was in disaster, and we still owed loan sharks!"
"I'm sending you away. Are you still there beyond the end of the world?"
"Lehman is gone, the bull market is gone, use a knife to pay off the debt!" Pineapple Chuixue stabbed a knife into his body 'hardly'.
Lin Li chuckled.
Because he knew that this knife was a telescopic fake knife.
As for the Lehman that Pineapple Chuixue said, it refers to Lehman bonds. There are many finance majors in the university, so they also know something about it.
It used to be the fourth largest investment bank in the United States, but during the 2008 financial crisis, due to the collapse of financial products, the company had 15 billion US dollars in loopholes and could only declare bankruptcy.
As a 10-year-old show, "Fruit Attack" can be considered to keep up with the 'current events'.
"Pineapple Fubuki, you, you can't die." Lihua Shi stepped forward sadly.
"Yes, I'm sorry, Lihua Shi, I, it's impossible for me to give you happiness in this life. I'll just wait for the next life."
"I'm sorry?" Lihua's voice repeated, and her worries disappeared instantly, "Do you think you don't have to pay back the money just because you're sorry?"
"You used all my dowry money to buy Lehman Brothers bonds. Pay it back!"
"I can not make it."
"Don't think you can pretend to be dead with a fake telescopic sword!" Lihua Shi knew Pineapple Fubuki very well, so she pulled out the fake sword directly, and then took out the real sword from her back.
"Murder your husband!"
"Husband, you adulterer! I'm going to kill you!" Lihua Shi began to chase her.
"Help! Help, Orange Liuxiang!" Pineapple Fubuki started to run away.
He ran away, she chased him, he spread his wings... and flew next to Cheng Liuxiang.
Then... Rika Shi and Pineapple Fubuki began to confront each other through the orange fragrance in the middle.
"If you have something to say, let's talk it over..." Chengliuxiang in the middle began to act as a peacemaker.
"If you don't pay back the money, I'll chop you to death!" Lihuashi's eyes burned with anger and she began to swing her sword.
The pink sword penetrated the peel, and orange juice spurted out.
"Lihua Shi, I always thought that the economic relationship between us is based on emotion." The uninjured Pineapple Fubuki stuck out his head to play the emotional card.
"Talk about feelings? Then you have to pay back the money." Lihua Shi did not accept this trick and continued to swing her sword.
BINGO! All hits - of course, the hit is still Orange Liuxiang.
"You cut the wrong person..." Cheng Liuxiang groaned and fell to the ground.
Looking at the parabolic curve of orange juice, Lin Li subconsciously wanted to have a taste.
"Wait a minute, I have a way to make Pineapple Chuixue and pay you back." Shangguan Ziyi ignored the 'injured' Cheng Liuxiang and said to Lihua Shi.
"any solution?"
"Borrow money."
"Who can I borrow money from?" Pineapple Chuixue saw that she was saved and immediately came up and asked.
"Of course it's to Lu Xiaoguo, the richest man in the world."
The protagonists looked at each other, nodded, and immediately walked towards a green pavilion in the distance.
Lin Li, on the other hand, had already arrived here one step ahead.
In the pavilion, Lu Xiaoguo and Hua Ruyi were making love.
"The bright moonlight shines in front of the bed, spilling a bowl of soup.
He raised his head to take the towel and lowered his head to wipe his crotch. "
As soon as Lin Li came over, he heard Lu Xiaoguo reciting poetry.
So familiar and missed.
Lin Li remembered that when he was a child, he often recited this 'poetry' in class, and when he said the previous sentence, his classmates could immediately follow the next sentence of this version.
"Wow, what a beautiful poem." Hua Ruyi sighed, "Brother Xiaoguo, is this a poem written by you?"
"Yes, sister Ruyi, I went to the toilet last night and held it in for a long time and couldn't get it out, so I wrote this... toilet poem."
Li Bai was furious.
"Wow! Brother Xiaoguo, you are so talented! No wonder friends on the Internet now call you the mainland poet Lu Xiaoguo." Hua Ruyi's compliments are always just right.
"This is nothing, Sister Ruyi, I can still play with the sword and compose poetry at the same time."
Lin Li watched dumbfounded. The interesting thing about this scene was that Hua Ruyi didn't say this just to cater to Lu Xiaoguo, but she truly felt that way.
And Lu Xiaoguo... also sincerely believed that he had poetry talent.
All I can say is that these two guys are a perfect match.
Lu Xiaoguo began to sing the poem again while dancing with his sword.
Then when he sang "lower his head and wipe his crotch", maybe the atmosphere was up and he had to do it. He really "lowered his head and wiped his crotch" - but with a sword.
With a wail, the apple juice flowed out.
"Brother Xiaoguo, are you okay?" Hua Ruyi stepped forward worriedly.
"It's okay, it's just a hole." After Lu Xiaoguo said calmly, he fell to the ground and passed out.
"Brother Xiaoguo, you can't die. Once you die, you will lose two lives!" The rest of the protagonist group arrived at this time, and Pineapple Blowing Snow immediately stepped forward and said.
"Lu Xiaoguo, stop pretending, it's definitely another telescopic sword." Lihua Shi said disdainfully.
"I didn't expect that even our honest and honest Lu Xiaoguo would do this to deceive girls."
"I'm not lying to girls, this is a real sword." Lu Xiaoguo 'resurrected from the dead'.
What is a miracle doctor? The miracle doctor saved a person's life with just two words.
"If you don't believe me, I'll show you!" Lu Xiaoguo waved his sword gently, and the sword was stabbed hard into Cheng Liuxiang's body.
"Ah! Why do you want to penetrate me?"
"To prove that this is a real sword." Lu Xiaoguo said with a smile.
Beneath the honest appearance, there seems to be a sinister heart.
"It hurts!!!" Cheng Liuxiang flew up.
"Brother Xiaoguo, lend me some money." Pineapple Chuixue stepped over Cheng Liuxiang's body, came to Lu Xiaoguo, and said to him flatteringly.
"Oh? How much do you want to borrow?"
"Three thousand... no, thirty thousand!" Pineapple Blowing Snow said immediately.
"Okay." Rich Lu Xiaoguo answered very casually, "I'll put it on your card now."
"Yeah! Lu Xiaoguo, I love you so much!" Pineapple Chuixue jumped up and hugged Lu Xiaoguo, saying happily.
"I don't like boys, please don't fall in love with me. In my heart, I can only pretend to be sister Ruyi." Lu Xiaoguo looked at Hua Ruyi affectionately.
"Brother Xiaoguo~" Hua Ruyi was greatly moved and came to Lu Xiaoguo and held hands with him.
"Ruyi sister~"
"Brother Xiaoguo~"
Love is conveyed in the eyes of the two people.
"Hey, hey, hey, I really don't want to disturb your love, but Lu Xiaoguo, can you transfer the money to me first? Lihua Shi is going to kill me soon." Pineapple Chuixue urged.
"Even if you pay back the money, I still want to kill you." Lihua Shi said angrily.
"Cheng Liuxiang, are you dead?" Shangguan Ziyi was greeting Cheng Liuxiang who fell to the ground.
"As a future hero, I will not die so easily. Even if a hundred swords are fired at me from such an attack, it will not hurt me." Cheng Liuxiang laughed and stood up.
"Really? Then let me use the Ninety-nine Swords again." Lu Xiaoguo turned around and said.
Cheng Liuxiang: "...You really want me to die."
The protagonists laughed and laughed.
"Ahem."
"Then what, hello to you."
At this time, a strange voice sounded from the corner.
It’s time to enter the complicated dubbing stage again.
Allow me to slow down a bit in the early stage, but I will speed up later.
Husband, I want to come in.
(End of chapter)
